>hey anon, got any plans for the weekend? >*snickers*

>hey anon, got any plans for the weekend?
>*snickers*

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting with my friends on four chan dot org slash teevee

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah ill be blowin ur moms back out as usual. you?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitting (rn.)

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *whips out kalashnikov*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/AtPXEqE.jpg

      >hey anon, got any plans for the weekend?
      >*snickers*

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically just look up local weekend events as ammo for this question

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pumped up kicks starts playing
    Nuttin personnel

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah...
    >*reaches into jacket pocket and fingers the trigger on my glock*

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buying furniture since I just closed on a new house. Hey, how's the apartment? They ever fix that busted heating issue you mentioned last week? Oh, well hope they get to that soon! Heard it's gonna be chilly this 'kend. You know, you should really look into owning property.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >'kend
      wut

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buying furniture since I just closed on a new house
      congrats anon. i just closed on my new house this past december. everything is so expensive but its so worth it. rentcucks will never understand coming home from a hard day at work to your home that you own.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks he owns it
        Make sure those payments keep coming, goy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >raises your rent every year for no reason and prices you out of the area
          nothing personal, kid.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >raises your property taxes

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hey you know that really old building down the road
              >well because you live in this area, you have to pay taxes to keep it as it always was
              >it's a water tower built in the late 1800s that kids go to drink cheap alcohol
              the last point is the only thing that makes me think it's good for the community

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >property tax
            >HOA fees
            >constant repairs
            >cardboard houses
            >cheapest wiring possible
            >government giving free houses to illegals next door
            >stuck with whatever neighbors for years
            Nothing personal

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              99% of homes don't have hoa fees lol
              repairs
              houses
              wiring possible
              Don't buy a house made after 1980 lol
              with whatever neighbors for years
              Worst house neighbor is still a million times better than a mid tier upstairs appartment "neighbor" with their tvs subwoofer on the floor

              Not too mention building equity in a house will always be superior to being a rent cuck

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                based boomer advice. I live in a 90s apartment and it's still shit. the fridge doesn't work, neither does the heating or the fricking fire alarm. I spend £1000/month on this shit place. and I won't fix anything because I don't own it. I just solve the problems by buying tinned food or food I'll cook straight away on the hob.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this just screams "seethe trying to appear calm and collected"
      >this 'kend
      yea like i said

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey Pam! Got any plans on finally getting married? No? Aw that’s a shame, anyway can I get 10 copies of this.
    >oh hey Jim, still flirting with engaged women? Nice. good luck with that. I’m sure Roy and I will laugh at that later today.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buying furniture since I just closed on a new house. Hey, how's the apartment? They ever fix that busted heating issue you mentioned last week? Oh, well hope they get to that soon! Heard it's gonna be chilly this 'kend. You know, you should really look into owning property.

      yeah ill be blowin ur moms back out as usual. you?

      You sound mad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone working in an office is mad.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I’m picking up an 8 ball when I leave work.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cucking dwight and andy again. Might check out Riys brothers new jetski

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry if this is long, feel free to ignore this post, but—- I’m a transgender guy (female to male) and it makes me really sad to see how much hate there is for transgender people. I can see why people might not understand, or be confused about it, and I respect the opinion of those who may not agree. However, it seems like for a lot of people, it’s more than just disagreeing with it. It’s full on cruelty and spewing hatred. People don’t just disagree with it, they’re honestly disgusted by it which makes them say truly hurtful things. It just makes me feel bad. You have the right to disagree, but do you really have to go out of your way to put someone down so damn much? Do people have to be such a bully about it?

    Idk y’all. I just feel hopeless about it all 🙁 I don’t think society will ever fully accept me. I’ve been on testosterone for 6 years, and I’ve had top surgery. I feel very privileged and lucky because I pass 100%. If I didn’t, I’d feel scared for my life.

    I love everyone as they are, even if I disagree with them. I wish all people could do the same. I think we all deserve love and respect, despite our differences. So yeah, I expect to receive some hateful messages after this. I might delete this shortly after posting it out of fear. Just needed to get this off my chest for now. Thanks for reading!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro you do your own thing, some of us just make jokes we don't mean anything by it, we insult everyone even ourselves

      all good bro frick bullies and have a nice day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure I prevented my sister from getting brainwashed and pretending to be a man and frick am I thankful.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*snickers*

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Molesting children in the tunnels again. Yourselves?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to attend synagogue. Shall I talk with HR about your antisemitism?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dwight literally shut his ass up in the snowballs episode
    this thread makes no sense

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And Andy and Michael. And was a giant butthole to other office girl whatshername, leading her on. Not to mention being a pirce of shit towards Roy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't prank michael
      and he pranked andy because again he was a suck up and weird

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And was a giant butthole to other office girl whatshername

      Karen

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey, pam. Say hi to Roy for me
    >bye, jim. Tomorrow you tell me about your date last night

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mr. Krasinkski, I know you’re upset about the Fantastic Four dropping you for a minority, but please stop posting on my thread

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Working on my farm in Vintage Story. I finally managed to get a sow and a boar in my pen for breeding so it's coming along nicely.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah. Not getting covid. Unrike you two.

    ?t=12

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the hell is this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, when I watched this years ago I was like everyone else.
      >awe Jim and Pam! So cute! Frick Roy the big meany
      Now that I’m engaged holy shit Jim is a piece of shit. I visited my fiancé at work sometimes(she works at the college I go to), and hearing some of the students try to kiss up to her drives me crazy. I respect her enough never to step in of course. But damn if I was in Roy’s position I would have kicked Jim’s ass long before the episode he actually tried.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        tell her to enforce penis inspection day so that she knows who the big man back at home is

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real man stuff

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AA meeting is cancelled due to snow. so I'm going to go to the pub instead Jim. you racist butthole. I don't even know who you are get the frick out of my face.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snickers? No, it'll probably be more like a mixture of ice cream, kit Kat, and white chocolate reeses

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because I’m a know-it-all suckup who acts weird

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know that feel

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Chinese new years so I will be out with family and friends 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      throwing cold pickles at someone as a mating move is something I've never learned before

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is school even teaching anymore?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I used elastic bands as my weapon, but it just made girls afraid of me. I should have used the cold pickles instead

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Back in my day we used beer bottles, but it all works about the same

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              once upon a time, me and some friends made a ballista out of elastic bands we'd stolen and fired a folded newspaper across the dinner hall, it of course hit a cute girls head so we all ran away. elastic bands are still cool.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick yeah dude, frick that b***h up

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                only in my late 20s, there's still time for more giggles

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >look how many posts I replied to! That’s a surefire way to get (you)’s!
    Here’s another one for your piggy bank gayit

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I’m gonna gape the shit out of this little bawd.
    >*grabs Pam’s ass and sneak a finger up her pooper*
    >*she bites her lip*
    What about you Halpert? Gonna whack it to pictures of Pam in the darkness while crying?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pizza, beer, kenny vs spenny. happy national pizza day.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah, I'm going to fap to Pam and Karen's pictures imagining an hardcore lesbian scene with them and you can't stop me HAHAHAHAHAHA. Now what Big Tuna?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he’s a know-it-all suckup who acts weird
    that's 90% of the website

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no I've had horrible diarrhea from a stomach flu that's been lasting all week and the only thing I've been doing is lying in bed and having fever dreams or browsing Cinemaphile between bouts of expelling water out of my ass every hour

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing you missed was brapping your poison gas in their direction as you waddle to your desk

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