Robert, you know I always go for the crab legs, what are you offering me popcorn for? Don't you remember how I'd always come to you because you knew how to baste the legs just right? What happened to you man?
Kek you see these kind of guys almost exclusively in part time service jobs because their ambition lies in the gym instead of the workplace, and they usually have plenty of free time to focus on that. A guy I worked with at Carl's Jr. years ago got busted for buying roids, he looked like a white version of OP. The biggest juicehead I know IRL works at Burger King. He's 37.
Looking good Robert! Need a spotter? I've been wanting to start going to the gym as well. Oh yeah, can I get one extra large Mtn Dew, and can you put some more butter on my popcorn? Thank you!
People who buy anything at a movie theater other than tickets make me sad. Bring your own fricking shit. Flask, candy, popcorn, soda can, whatever. I haven't been to a movie theater in 15 years actually, just a bunch of Black folk fricking in the backseats.
>goes to black movie theaters >hasn't been to a kinoplex in 15 years, but still posts on Cinemaphile >can't afford snacks >drinks alcohol in a flask because he can't enjoy kino sober
THIS makes me sad
>You really thought you could sneak by us didn't you? No singles policy is serious business. I'm foreman today and I'll see to it that your stint in the popcorn mines is not a pleasant one.
>Hey anon, I'm taking over Falconer duties here at the kinoplex for a little while. I hope I can make your kinoplex experience as pleasant as Robert manages to, just don't make me have to sic Tupac here on you, alright?
Who are you? where's Robert?
>I go by Rob now. You want this popcorn or naw? Gonna be 15.72
>15.72 for tasteless popcorns
No thanks.
>Secretly has a bag of snacks
>Rob you need to lay off the tren. I doubt you can wash your back or wipe your ass
imagine what this guy could do to Warwick Davis
I don't think Warwick can shoot that much semen.
Robert, you know I always go for the crab legs, what are you offering me popcorn for? Don't you remember how I'd always come to you because you knew how to baste the legs just right? What happened to you man?
Yes Robert, the usual. No Robert, I don't want to talk about it.
*leans in* Robert don't freak out but I think we're in a simulation.
dude
no one who works at that job will ever have time and money to buff up like that
People who work jobs like this usually live at home and can afford to spend 2-3 hours a day at gyms
I used to work out with a lot of swole cashiers
Kek you see these kind of guys almost exclusively in part time service jobs because their ambition lies in the gym instead of the workplace, and they usually have plenty of free time to focus on that. A guy I worked with at Carl's Jr. years ago got busted for buying roids, he looked like a white version of OP. The biggest juicehead I know IRL works at Burger King. He's 37.
....Robert? Holy shit man its good to see you. what happened?
>tfw no black homie who will hook you up with popcorn at the kinoplex
Damn Robert I'm gonna need to start doing your routine
Looking good Robert! Need a spotter? I've been wanting to start going to the gym as well. Oh yeah, can I get one extra large Mtn Dew, and can you put some more butter on my popcorn? Thank you!
You know I can't say no to crab legs with extra butter.
>Rob, you gotta help me get swole, but not like you. Like Steve "Titpig" Hurley, may he rest in peace.
> hey anon, excuse my cousin here, I recommended him for this job and he's still learning. Will you be having the usual, sir?
Yes! good to see you Robert
Cousin? He said you were "brothas". I'm confused, Robert.
oh hi robert, I thought that other guy was you for a second, uh, but not because you all look the same
It's fine, Robert. Your cousin seems to be doing all right here.
That's alright Robert, as long as he isn't a replacement
How do I get a big strong black man to watch movies with and cuddle?
Commit a felony
People who buy anything at a movie theater other than tickets make me sad. Bring your own fricking shit. Flask, candy, popcorn, soda can, whatever. I haven't been to a movie theater in 15 years actually, just a bunch of Black folk fricking in the backseats.
>goes to black movie theaters
>hasn't been to a kinoplex in 15 years, but still posts on Cinemaphile
>can't afford snacks
>drinks alcohol in a flask because he can't enjoy kino sober
THIS makes me sad
>Sorry but if you want to enter, you need to pass the penis inspection.
>Robert isn't here to give you a pass, now bend over.
>You really thought you could sneak by us didn't you? No singles policy is serious business. I'm foreman today and I'll see to it that your stint in the popcorn mines is not a pleasant one.
>You takin too long anon, hurry the frick up and buy the popcorn. Also, soda machine broke can’t get no Mountain Dew
>Hey anon, I'm taking over Falconer duties here at the kinoplex for a little while. I hope I can make your kinoplex experience as pleasant as Robert manages to, just don't make me have to sic Tupac here on you, alright?
Yes, I will meet you in the restroom. Bring the butter.