>hey anon, i need a ride home

>hey anon, i need a ride home

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what kino does she put on the dashboard screen

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can ride something heheh if you know what I mean.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uhh I don't drive but you can sit on the handlebars of my bicycle.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how would you know the other is a sex haver

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only very ugly men fantasize about average women like the one in the picture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no there are attractive men who have low self esteem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a 6'2 chad irl and I would frick literally every female who is at least a 6/10, which she is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the fact she is the heiress of an empire makes her a 10/10 to me. I have a thing for thots with money and power.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel you, man, but that's real life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie please, u can be as attractive as u like but if you're timid and meek b***hes will rarely if ever give you attention, and a hoe will never make the first move even if she's got a crush on you. The secret to getting pusy always has and always will be to take the initiative, give them attention, chat them up and if you establish a good rapport ask them out once you know them a little, but don't wait too long. If you're a quiet guy either change or hope that one day some chick picks you up, which is like 90% unlikely to happen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chasing b***hes is gay as frick though
        Why would I want to waste my time and energy on that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not actually true. Maybe the fantasize part, but a huge amount of model tier looking guys end up with average to slightly above average women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know the rules: ass, grass, or cash.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hold up, I thought women only talked to you of their own accord if they thought you were attractive wtf is going on

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most unrealistic "cute coworker" would have to be that one girl in Lars and the Real Girl
    >Constantly tries to befriends Lars despite him being the town's turbo-autist
    >Isn't put off by Lars buying a sex doll
    >Still wants to go out with him at the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why you brought her up but yeah i agree with you wholeheartedly. I agree so much I posted a thread about it on Cinemaphile back when i watched latrg
      She's easily the worst party of the film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why you brought her up but yeah i agree with you wholeheartedly. I agree so much I posted a thread about it on Cinemaphile back when i watched latrg
      She's easily the worst party of the film.

      there's a name for that trope: Pixie Dream Girl. Check it out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't the person who came up with that recant it or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her trying to be polite and not be confrontational about his weird tendencies would make sense, but the rest is absurd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was my biggest complaint too. Zero chance a woman with average tier looks like that chases after an autist pushing a sex doll around town.

      https://i.imgur.com/8FLfnIa.jpg

      >hey anon, i need a ride home

      An annoying coworker once asked if we could "carpool" but her husband needed their car every day to get to work so it would actually just be me driving past the office every day to pick her up then driving away from my home to drop her off. The audacity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did you tell her she's a c**t

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >interacting with female coworkers outside of work
    Lol.
    Lmao even.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sure, but you pay for coffee

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ......................I drive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he drive nau?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sure no problem
    *immediately start apologizing for my car's stench of fireball and camel crush menthols*

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But we are severed, you dumb b***h.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you need a ride to a decent hairdresser

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Call an uber.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds good
    I think you'll like my 2022 meteorite grey Honda civic 🙂

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't have a car but you can ride the bus with me

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >damn, I'm sorry.

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