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the frick, where am i?
The high fructose corn syrup support meeting.
a redditers polycule
the smells room
>no, thor is reddit, you are all reddit, bye forever
i wish i had friends irl
It's not worth it
The grass isn't always greener on the other side
>grass on both sides
Frick you, normie.
podcasts, videogames, and beer are better if you can just not get fat
>consooming is better than human interactions and bonds
One day I hope you’ll figure out how stupid you are, sooner rather than later
You’re forgotten the back stabbing, lying, and gossiping that goes on in all friend groups.
why is everyone so fat
Only the girl on the far left and the dude in front are
This set of what?
Calisthenics
I unironically think it would be a blast
i would be willing to bet they would just enjoy the movie and have a great time talking with each other about it
i need more of this in my life
like i give a shit what they look like
you people need to stop trying to be miserable and trying to bring happy people down with you
this.
it's like going to the ice cream shop with a group of downies. theyre going to be so happy it's infectious.
you are reddit
>you people need to stop trying to be miserable and trying to bring happy people down with you
Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, nor bread to the wise, nor riches to men of understanding, nor favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.
Something a mentally challenged person would say. With due respect to actual mentally challenged people.
homie, Solomon wrote that and he was the wisest man who ever lived before Christ
I feel like Dr. Melfi analyzing how you project so much insecurity into your interpretation of the image. It's a Rorschach test.
>I feel like Dr. Melfi
You must have nice legs
for you
Cinemaphile is where miserable people go to bug-chase new strains of misery. Every person here is infectious.
Uhhh no... I come here to have fun and talk with other anons.
>bug-chase new strains of misery
N-no I don’t! H-how DARE you!
>/&÷=÷ ;÷"[?>`% @÷)$ !×!=÷
On the contrary, I find most websites pretty miserable and Cinemaphile hilarious and amusing.
Same. They're a bit unwashed and fat, but I'd kill for a group of genuine friends. They would unabashedly be excited to see it and enjoy each others company in the process.
If I had friends that mindlessly consumed modern capeshit, I would rather be lonely.
What media do you and your friends consume?
>happy people
None of those look like happy people. They're probably more happy than similar autists with no friend group, but that's it.
Why don't they look happy?
>But, happiness. The thing we strive the most. People pity these people that have it. They’ll look over at a group of people with Down’s syndrome and go, “Oh, man, look. Breaks my heart when I see them. You know why? They’re happy, right? It’s on account of they don’t understand life’s horrors. Makes me sad, makes me shake my head sadly like this here. And you know the saddest part of all? There’s no cure. They’ll probably die happy.”
Would be fun if they aren't too overly obnoxious about it. For some reason whenever I make friends they never have money to go out anywhere, don't drive, and still live at home so it turns into me driving to them, hanging out at my place, then driving them back. I don't mind doing that every now and then but it gets old quick. Thanks for reading my blog.
I got super high and watched the first Thor movie with 5 other people. It’s was pretty forgettable but fun. Bad movies are a lot better with your friends.
everything is better with friends. especially sex with their wives.
You can have friends without being around people who are the absolute lowest rung of acceptable society. It says more about you if you have no standards.
Why is modern day people so shitty? They are fat as frick, annoying personalities, dress like shit.
Because those are the people you attract, you fat ugly frick.
Jesus can you even imagine having that many friends
Kirby does, cope and seethe.
>allowing girls into your boys group
Grave mistake.
They're not above a 5, so they're honorary males. That simple. No friend group has ever been shattered by sub-5s.
I guarantee those two have or will have fricked every guy in that group and create a rift at some point. Women have a uncontrollable desire to ruin things, it's part of their nature
My dear zoomie virgin, this simply isn't the case. There are plenty of girls you could hang out with without wanting to frick them. Geek guys lust after the same women normies chads do, they just can't get them. These two girls are sexually invisible to most. They probably have loving boyfriends and have sex with that one guy.
Any guy could match and easily frick a fatty on a dating app, but most don't. Says it all, really.
okay Ike, beat the baby
I’ve seen male friend groups dissolved by a literal 4/5. In fact, the less attractive they are, the more likely they will stir drama to prove a point. Made this mistake and I will never let woman in a all male friend group.
Don’t tell me. Barefoot praying girl has a crush on folded-hands glasses guy, who’s just there to hang out with the bros. Pink-haired girl has a crush on praying girl, who claims she’s bi-curious on her Facebook, but is holding out for folded-hands glasses guy, who again is just there to hang out with the bros. Afroman wishes Pink-haired girl weren’t gay, but is willing to settle for praying hands girl, but she thinks she is out of his league. The other four guys are sick of all their shit and just want to do bro stuff. See? I have it ALL figured out!
Move up homie, we're marathoning IRA kino
I hate white people so much.
Black person or self hating white detected
All nintendo fans are a bunch of moron, gays, losers and ugly subhumans no wonder why the world is burning down fast.
M8 that one's a bit of a stretch.
Its really not, and what you are currently inhaling is called copium.
>Viscously insult any and all Nintendo fans
>oh so you must hate BOTW too then
>BIT OF A STREEEEETCH M8 INNIT?
Yeah, given that nobody mentioned what ever game you are on about it's a bit of a stretch.
Take a goddamn shower and exicse the Cinemaphiletards you've got living rent free in your head.
I will enjoy playing roms on my DSi XL and there is frick all you can do about it, dweeb.
Frick I wish I had friends to play smash bros with.
"Things that would never happen," please, Alex.
Yeah I like smash bros and marvel shit is fine. Good that we have a turbo fat woman and a borderline acceptable woman. I can bang the almost decent one while the mega lard distracts the other guys
>This image + mention of newly released popcorn flick makes autists seethe this much
lol
lmao
Imagine the smell.
>room full of smash bros players
conceptualize the odor lads
All 6 of those dudes are competing for those two chicks. Lets be real, men and women cannot be friends. Also, bring women around a group of friends is how you subvert them. Women know this and enjoy doing it. They like watching things crumble.
do amerifats really store nuclear waste in their closets?
conceptualize the aroma
Imagine not having friends
Imagine all your friends being fat or ugly tho
I'd rather have fat and ugly friends who treated me well and cared about me than beautiful "friends" who aren't really friends
You can't be so superficial about the people you surround yourself with
There's nothing wrong with being friends with a fat or ugly dude but if all your friends are fat ugly autists there's something up.
post physique
>MFW too niche for normies
>MFW too normal for people like these
Just painful all around bro
you're just a sigma male, keep on doing your thing and you'll find you people eventually
Kek I’m more into literature (real books, not manga), the arts/design, and music but a lot of those people are pretentious and still wouldn’t like me hahah. Oh well man I’m gonna stick to doing my art
I am still friends with my mates from highschool and most of us fit into a niche between like you. We were the inbetweeners in highschool. People like you exist but most of them just hide their powerlevel. I even figured out my ex's brother-in-law was like that after knowing him for a few years, took maybe 3 years before Chris Chan came up in conversation, never wouldve picked him before that.
Usually you can find them in niche hobbies like tabletop gaming or something but just look for the non-autistic people who are self aware, well-groomed and don't care they play a game for manbabies.
Frick that shit, let's go see Top Gun again.
Wait, where is the black friend? They always have one on TV and in the movies and they would never lie to me.
he's taking the photo, he's too black for this shit
I don't have to imagine. Also gas mass replyers
ponder the reek
also this photo reminds me of my puberty, with the bois from my neighborhood
good times but we were really stupid
What a Monster Fricking Opening!
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/10/box-office-thor-love-and-thunder-has-143-million-domestic-opening.html
$143 million Domestic!
$300 million Global!
Bros, why is comedy Thor so much more successful than humorless Thor?
reminds me of my social circle in my 20s except the girls back then were much better looking.
How old are you?
old enough that I was in my early 20s when the gamecube came out
James Rolfe?
a lot of mutts in one pic
that fat girl can get it.
get what
my 5.5" penis in her vegana missionary position if you know what i'm saying 😉
What microplastics and corn syrup do to a mfer
>Gamecube
Absolutely patrician.