>Hey, Anon, you gonna check out the newest Slop??

>No. I'm going to rewatch all of Hercules again on DVD

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sal is best character

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a kid I alway knew there was something off about that cat. Then I learned what a israelite is and he suddenly made complete sense.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sal is the one of the israeliteiest characters in television, and that's what I love about him.

        I actually noticed before that Hercules comes across every race throughout show and each of them represents their stereotypes. So my fren and I made up a theory that Herc was responsible for establishing all these stereotypes since he's still around in the 90's and likely told people about the one black guy who was imprisoned and left his baby mama to raise their kid alone.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He even finds Baby Jesus in another episode

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            And now he takes on the guise of Kevin Sorbo: Devout Christian

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Iolaus, you can't just leave your bike out overnight!
          >Why?
          >Remember the Nubians??

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Iolaus, you can't just leave your bike out overnight!
              >Why?
              >Remember the Nubians??

              I read that in their voices

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not Autolycus

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hercules was pure 90s slop.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      With a strength that was surpassed only by the power of its heart

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the current gods are cruel and petty

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Xena such a better show? Hell Andromeda was actually a better show than this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because we didn't have porn in the 90's.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never watched Andromeda
      Would anons recommend watching it still?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's fine space adventure show. A bit like hercules in space I guess

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        First two seasons are pretty good but once most of the main cast starts leaving it quickly goes downhill.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't. Hercules was much comfier, and Xena was just a derivate of it.
      Even serious moments were better in Hercules, the death of his family, Iolaos losing his etc.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think of that one episode where Herc meets up with an old friend who is about to have his first child but learns he is about to die and is conflicted about murdering the town's gang.

        The ending gave me some feels.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else hear the rumour that the Aphrodite actress pimped her daughters out to pedos?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      never heard that but holy shit they picked the perfect actress for Aphrodite

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the women were fricking hot in that show. They all had nice breasts too.
        Discord was up there for me along with Aphrodite

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that one cat fight episode between discord and aphrodite throwing fire balls at each other while being invisible and fricking up the docks and boats

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I liked that one episode where a pig gets turned into a hot foid and she rolls around in the mud
            She had some of the best breasts in the whole show

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://youtube.com/shorts/YwjPOpoFf5M?si=p0hfgLTlfiUmuFTP
            Whoever designed Aphrodite's outfit deserved an award

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In general they had very good picks for gods. They even had Antony Quinn, excellent Zeus.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ares then

          <Ares now

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The wrong Kevin Smith died. Rip in peace

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it’s a shame. Would’ve much rather kept Ares and lost Silent homosexual

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't he fall off a stage or something?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Climbed a lighting or rigging tower of some type on set in China and accidently slipped off. Ended up in a coma until they pulled the plug. Fricking tragic and a complete waste

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >climbing a rigging in China
                shame they didn't have LiveLeak back then to warn him

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I recall correctly he was touring the set of a different movie.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking back, he can't act for shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair it's kids show, so not that important. Just do some adventuring and that's enough

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINOOOOOOOO

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Xena, but you do you, OP. For once, you were not gay.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The way Xena would say "Gabrielle..."

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that one time when that fst guy asked if xena was looking for a boyfriend and gabby said "no, she likes what I do" before being cut off by a fish hitting her face and then a cut shot to xena looking smug after throwing the fish

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Smells fishy

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about that time aphrodite became human and joxer mistook her for a fish cart and she got upset because she was new to hygiene. Thinking about it, there were a lot of fish jokes in that show

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >before being cut off by a fish hitting her face
          Kek! Fricking what?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The entire show is peppered with 'subtext that suggests their dykes. Episode was called A Day in the Life if you feel like pirating it. Theres another time joxer spots a hickey on Gabrielle and they're all weird about it.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its the films

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never watched tge movies,actually. I understand that they're set before the show?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and they're kino

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Circle of Fire is really good, the rest are forgettable especially the Minotaur Clip Show

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and while it is just like Hercules with Sorbo production wise, the tone is much more serious in general.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like the DBZ movies compared to the show itself. One off stories with higher production value

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never saw the show, only played the N64 game.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Kevin thanks for the recommendation I might check it out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the show xena more, but I like the person Kevin Sorbo the most.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to watch it on a CRT or you're doing it wrong

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was one or two 4k upscaled xena episodes that got released on leddit. It was really well done, shame they didn't do the entire series

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? Herc promotes Critical Race Theory?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they could be friends

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always loved those leather pants Herc sports throughout the series, they legit look comfy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think I remember him saying the pants were heavy af in an interview

        I wish they could be friends

        he was on The Daily Show back in the Jon Stewart days and Jon asked him about Lucy, and Kevin said that she wasn't as hot without the outfit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody forced Sorbo to become a christian conspiracy golem

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was just a bit character for an episode. Lucy Lawless' acting created an entire spinoff. when does that happen ever?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frasier

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was on the show for seasons though. Wasn't Xena in just one episode of Hercules?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            A 2 part. And she was also in the Hercules movie about Amazons as a different character all together before she was cast as xena. Then she fricked the producer and the rest is history

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              She also played that one chick who was fricking a centaur in one of the first episodes. She was in that show for awhile, playing different characters as anon explained

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >she fricked the producer
              proofs?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol what? She literally married him. Just Google it you lazy fricker.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn, look at these two and show me current day equivalent. I was so lucky when I was younger.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complain about slop
    >while posting slop

    I will rewatch my true kino, OP

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved this lady, she was also Scorpy's mom in Farscape

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved this lady, she was also Scorpy's mom in Farscape

      What's this? Some new kino I will soon be watching?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        watch the movie first if you haven't seen it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Will do
          Thx Fren

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Will do
          Thx Fren

          Oh nice, you're in for a treat bro.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question: why does Xena get a pass on the whole stronk womyn female all men worse thing? I love the show and it doesn't strike me that way at all. But if it had never existed and was released today, I'd do my typical "oh frick right off" and be done with it. Pretty much everything after 2016.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >d do my typical "oh frick right off" and be done with it. Pretty much everything after 2016.
      Sounds like a you problem, shows made before 2010 had strong female characters and could also be fun and realistic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        2016 is after 2010...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah no shit moron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason no one gave a shit about Janeway on voyager or Sisko. They are well written characters with flaws and relatable human traits. They're not cookie cutter forced diversity for the sake of inclusion

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an entertaining show. That's really all there is to it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She gets a pass because Lawless was VERY physical woman, so action scenes with her looks very dynamic, which is something todays frumpy millenial cosmopolitan women with jello wrists are simply unable to emulate. We had perfect examples recently - Anakin vs Ashoka and Daredevil vs Echo, peak embarrassment, where the difference between male actors and girlbosses was never as obvious as in those ones.

      Character wise she gets a pass because she is a murderer who seeks redemption, and she struggles hard throughout the show

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind Stonk Females when they are in hot little outfits and doing the splits. Most modern shows and movies have their strong women dressed like Puritans. Biggest misfire in entertainment history was Xena getting picked up by network TV instead of HBO or Cinemax

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Highlander: The Series is another great one, on par with Stargate series

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Highlander show is a good example of TV series that is much better than its original source show.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crossover eps between Herc and Xena were kinorific. I always thought they'd frick.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    based and it's better than Xena the lesbian prostitute
    herc and iolaus bros4ever

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    About all I do is rewatch tried and true golden oldies. No new slop for me please.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I tried watching some new stuff recently just so I could have something to talk about with some family members during the holidays but its all so pozzed now.

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