Hey anons, my gf left me. Can we vincepost to make me feel better?
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Hey anons, my gf left me. Can we vincepost to make me feel better?
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>iPhone thread
>it's just some low quality blog from a chud lover
Hidden.
Sorry anon, I'm busy. your girlfriend is giving me a perfect blowjob rn
>broken up with day before vday
Hey, you just saved tons of money by that
cook her dinner and get flowers moron its like $100
this but cook her brains and get flowers for her grave
you're on your own kid
he can get her back
he can get her all back
>dumped a day before valentines. Cupid came only he shot with a real arrow. Right to the heart ray
son of a b***h raymond you hearing me?
i think i just first started coming on this site when this meme was big. i hadn't watched the entire season and wish i had because some of them were fricking hilarious anyway
>everybody's left; they've all fricked off to anywherebuthereistan. But that's OK, I can extradite them to the United States of Don't Frick With Me.
The road of life is like speeding down a highway thats a clogged artery Raymond, and I’m not a fricking cardiologist
>Do you know the story of St. Valentine, Ray? Not the stuff about the baby in the diaper. The diaper has already been shat and we’re still wearing it, we’ve been wearing it the whole goddamn time Ray. St. Valentine was a beekeeper, we’re just lost in the fricking honeycomb and now you got your shoes stuck to the fricking floor. Well Ray, look at your feet. It’s not honey, it’s still shit from the diaper. I’m all out of wipes, and my box of chocolates has melted too.
>Winston Bishop Vinceposting
>Can we vincepost to make me feel better?
Sure.
wrestling?
you talk to me about wrestling raymond?
see the thing about that is I never watched wrestling
I couldn't even fit in the leotard
hahahaha I can hear that in his voice perfectly
Wish he'd SHIT on me.
Come on out you rapist!
I'm 25 and I've never had sex. If you ever feel bad, remember that a girl actually liked you at some point and you memade her frick you from your sheer charisma and charm while there's utterly unlovable morons like me out there.
not OP but thanks
Glad to have helped.
>dumped a day before valentines. You know the pasta for 2 hits a lot different when you're eating for 1. And here I am, not even past her
They say roses are red violets are blue, Ray. But what they didn't tell you is that orange is still fricking orange. Casper knew this.
>I've got so much frickin baggage the plane's about to stall out.
Someone post the Celine Dion one
>I'll sleep when I'm dead, and I plan on dying in my fricking sleep.
a love like romeo & Juliet can never have a happy ending ray. Capulets knew this.
>They say wise men talk because they have something to say, and fools because they have to say something.
I just vincepost on Cinemaphile, ray.
IF YOU EVER BANEPOST OR DISS JENNA ORTEGA AGAIN, I'LL COME BACK AND BUTT FRICK YOUR FATHER WITH YOUR MOM'S HEADLESS CORPSE ON THIS GODDAMN LAWN