Hey anons, my gf left me. Can we vincepost to make me feel better?

Hey anons, my gf left me. Can we vincepost to make me feel better?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >iPhone thread
    >it's just some low quality blog from a chud lover
    Hidden.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry anon, I'm busy. your girlfriend is giving me a perfect blowjob rn

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >broken up with day before vday
    Hey, you just saved tons of money by that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cook her dinner and get flowers moron its like $100

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this but cook her brains and get flowers for her grave

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're on your own kid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he can get her back
      he can get her all back

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dumped a day before valentines. Cupid came only he shot with a real arrow. Right to the heart ray

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      son of a b***h raymond you hearing me?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think i just first started coming on this site when this meme was big. i hadn't watched the entire season and wish i had because some of them were fricking hilarious anyway

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everybody's left; they've all fricked off to anywherebuthereistan. But that's OK, I can extradite them to the United States of Don't Frick With Me.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The road of life is like speeding down a highway thats a clogged artery Raymond, and I’m not a fricking cardiologist

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you know the story of St. Valentine, Ray? Not the stuff about the baby in the diaper. The diaper has already been shat and we’re still wearing it, we’ve been wearing it the whole goddamn time Ray. St. Valentine was a beekeeper, we’re just lost in the fricking honeycomb and now you got your shoes stuck to the fricking floor. Well Ray, look at your feet. It’s not honey, it’s still shit from the diaper. I’m all out of wipes, and my box of chocolates has melted too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Winston Bishop Vinceposting

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can we vincepost to make me feel better?
    Sure.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrestling?
      you talk to me about wrestling raymond?
      see the thing about that is I never watched wrestling
      I couldn't even fit in the leotard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hahahaha I can hear that in his voice perfectly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish he'd SHIT on me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come on out you rapist!

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 25 and I've never had sex. If you ever feel bad, remember that a girl actually liked you at some point and you memade her frick you from your sheer charisma and charm while there's utterly unlovable morons like me out there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not OP but thanks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glad to have helped.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dumped a day before valentines. You know the pasta for 2 hits a lot different when you're eating for 1. And here I am, not even past her

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say roses are red violets are blue, Ray. But what they didn't tell you is that orange is still fricking orange. Casper knew this.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've got so much frickin baggage the plane's about to stall out.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the Celine Dion one

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll sleep when I'm dead, and I plan on dying in my fricking sleep.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a love like romeo & Juliet can never have a happy ending ray. Capulets knew this.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They say wise men talk because they have something to say, and fools because they have to say something.

    I just vincepost on Cinemaphile, ray.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IF YOU EVER BANEPOST OR DISS JENNA ORTEGA AGAIN, I'LL COME BACK AND BUTT FRICK YOUR FATHER WITH YOUR MOM'S HEADLESS CORPSE ON THIS GODDAMN LAWN

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