>Here's an Asian guy in one of those rice farmer hats you like so much.
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Truly baffling
Trury baffring**
Making a European person look European is cool and stylized, making an Asian person look Asian is racism
why yes, that is what liberals have been saying for the last 2 decades
>Making a European person look European is cool and stylized
If a guy with German accent appeared in Star Wars wearing lederhosen I'd be similarly taken out.
If he was based on real world Germans but sci-fi'd, you'd just go "oh yeah, he's like a German-inspired alien"
It's only people being ashamed of their own cultures that makes a rice hat or a bone in the nose suddenly offensive
>If he was based on real world Germans but sci-fi'd, you'd just go "oh yeah, he's like a German-inspired alien"
Get the frick outta here. A German sounding guy in lederhosen would be too much on the nose, just like this guy. In the original movies you had British sounding Germans running the empire, American sounding french resistance to oppose them and israeli sounding Jawas. Everyone was a mix of cultures.
>make the bad guys a Nazi caricature where the foot soldiers are even called 'stormtroopers' in all white armor
>lederhosen would be too on the nose
Yes, moron. Lederhosen aren't military uniform
The whole point was that they all sounded british and have the fighting skills of russians. It was a mix of all the regular tropes at once, familiar yet different. This is just a combination of multiple chinese tropes at once, so he's just chinese.
the look you call "chinese" is improvement over what fifth brotha looked like in star wars rebels imho
Eh, I kinda like his Rebels look more,
The giant Empire insignias are a bit much, but the hat isn't comically large and face is better.
He also was just more imposing in stature. Literally the first words that describe him in the databank are "large" and "brute". I don't think Han Lue fits that. They needed to have some body builder play him instead.
This guy looks like a badass. Glassy eyes with no pupils, his face looks like it's made out of rock. Big mouth sneering. Very intimidating.
This guy looks like a dork. Like a big yellow and black mushroom.
I stopped watching Star Wars Rebels because it sucked so I didn't know this character existed previously.
Now that I know this I find the live-action version even more embarrassing.
>This is just a combination of multiple chinese tropes at once, so he's just chinese.
He looks like a mix of Chinese and Japanese at least. There's at least samurai inspiration, which is Japanese.
The term "stormtroopers" was coined during WW1, Black person.
What country does it come from?
>Nazis existed during WW1
Fricking Americans.
I rest my case.
>coined WW1
maybe, but "storm detachment" was the official SA group that most people would associate with nazi enforcers anyway. Before that it was just a name for german trench bum-rushing
I guess it would also be too on the nose to point out that Nazis never wore all white armor?
You get the symbolism, don't you?
Chinese didn't wear black rubber armor either
Is it that the armor being white symbolizes how the people they're based on had a skin color that we call white? I'm pretty skeptical that Ralph McQuarrie had that in mind when designing them.
Nazis being the symbol of white supremacists for the last century or so, an army of white stormtroopers isn't so subtle
That's a real stretch. The color white has never symbolized white supremacy. The Nazis didn't use it and neither do white supremacists today. You're just making up weird bullshit justifications for no apparent reason.
>The color white has never symbolized white supremacy
>Tuck me up, brother.
They literally made Space Nazis out of the New Order and it wasn't subtle at all
What does "look European" even mean? I swear, you Amerimutts should not be allowed to take political stances until you educate yourselves. Oh wait, you can't, you literally get shot down as a kid if you want to go to school.
Clothing inspired by European fashion, like Obi-Wan's robe that looks like an old Belgian monk's robes
>"Europe", whatever that means according to this anon, invented brown robes
Just to make sure, you do realize Europe has historically NEVER been homogenous in terms of race, culture OR religion? Take a 5th grade history class when you have some time.
But you do understand that Europe is a collection of countries and those countries have their own cultures and fashions, and something from any of those countries can be described as "European." You're not even trying to argue that "Asia isn't homogenous" either.
East-Asia is magnitudes more homogenous than Europe, hence the stereotypical rice farmer hat in OP. If I were to post traditional slavic clothing, spanish clothing and british clothing, it would seem like completely different cultures despite spanning a much smaller area than China, Japan, Korea, etc.
>If I were to post traditional slavic clothing, spanish clothing and british clothing, it would seem like completely different cultures despite spanning a much smaller area than China, Japan, Korea, etc.
Would you be able to identify them as coming from the region of Europe instead of from the reason of Asia?
This conversation is over. Have a shitty day.
Kek that homosexual got btfo by this
now you are splitting hairs doing anything to prove you arent wrong against reason, you are a failure as an adult and will never reach top developmental level. ACK yourself.
>no, you see, chinese and japanese and koreans ARE all the same thing!
>I can't tell the difference between two things, therefore there is no difference
>It can't be the case that there's some limit in my knowledge, I know everything there is to know about this topic
Dunning Kruger effect in action
>spanish clothing
>Matador Sith lord with a lightsabre cape.
Kino.
This is a subversive israelite in action literally all the common beats and rhythm of the israelites jive
have a nice day
I'm always amazed that morons can complete Captchas
>NEVER been homogenous
Wouldn't a population that wouldnt homogenous start to blend over time? Why don't they all look mexican?
>, like Obi-Wan's robe that looks like an old Belgian monk's robes
Obi Wan's robe is a samurai robe you fricking mongoloid.
Lucas wanted to cast Toshiro Mifune as Obi-Wan originally.
The inner robe is. The outer robe is Gregorian monk. You won't win in this argument israelite because you have an agenda at hand and in mind where as others just have Truth. And not your subversive :my truth' shit. Just pure truth.
Proceed to kys pls
Things which look European, unlike your Black person Turk ass, you wienerroach.
ill bite, whats "european looking" for you?
>dumb, opinionated foreigner comes to an American website to seethe about Americans
Many such cases!
>comes to an American website
Cinemaphile is owned by a Japanese man. Moot is a cuck who stole Hiro's entire design and even the name
I hope he reads this and make you a janny, troony.
>American calling others dumb
Lmao
>jealous that we’re the main characters of the world
lmfao, keep seething
Seething leftist playing dumb.
>what’s European even mean
>what does meaning even mean
>what even is “white”
Not gonna play your israelite word games you fricking feminine cowardly loser. You know what he meant
Well actually the chinese depicted Marco Polo and other westerners as like red devils with pointy noses and giant beards. So that would be the caricature that is most similar to this Chinaman in the OP.
>pointy noses and giant beards
accurate
Your inbred genes have made you moronic.
>the euro isn't even aware of his own culture
Are all euros this moronic?
Can you frick off Levi Luberwitz. I can tell you watch looks 'israeli' and it's your fricking kvetching
every time
upper right is cute as frick
Jews hate asians. The only like bbc.
racism is just reminding nonwhites that they're are what they are
Is that what it's supposed to be? I was wondering why they looked so dumb but if it's supposed to be that then I guess I understand.
Why would you understand? Is he from fricking Space-China? This is actual racism lol
I understand if it's supposed to resemble something else and looks dumb. It's more confusing if it's not based on anything but looks dumb anyway.
>gets out in yellow makeup and techno rice picker hat
>still out acts and sells his performance better than the normal black lady in every scene
I actually like this guy and feel bad that he has to act alongside her
The effect they put on his voice sounds cool in headphones.
>techno rice picker hat
This. As ridiculous as he seems in still shots he's a creepy motherfricker in the show and actually looks like someone who hunts Jedi.
well isn't he han from fast and furious? hard to beat him
while we're on the subject, that fricking character's name is literally "Han Solo", only spelled "Han Seoul-Oh". i've never seen another person acknowledge this fact and it makes me slip into a solipsistic nightmare spiral, because i've only seen like four of those movies and i can't stand them
Do you mean Han from fast and furious? His last name is lue. Or is the Disney wars character named Han seoulo?
>techno rice picker hat
Thank you
Yeah I like him more than the reaver chick
She mumbles too much
Pretty much all the inquisitors were better than the black woman's horrendous "acting"
She's legitimately a terrible actress
shit you're right, he mogs the black actress in every scene. thats probably why they made him the ridiculously dressed #5
>Latinx people whats uuuuuuuup! We know Star Wars hasn't always been your cup of guacamole. But how about this! Obi Kenobi a Star Wars Saga features the hero working menial jobs and riding to work in the back of a truck with other minium wage workers. Just like you! Pretty cool, huh?
I can’t believe they didn’t notice that the executive producer wandered into this shot
top kek
this guy fricks
kek
Big Kek
spics love star wars though
you spelled Dragon Ball Z wrong
they can like more than one thing you know, for instance i think we can agree they are also obsessed with the simpsons
You misspelled wwe
I’m a Hispanic and I never liked Star Wars. The originals were too old when I was growing up and the prequels were boring.
However, every Hispanic I knew whether raised in the US or Mexico loves Star Wars. What gives?
they are also the only ones still watching The Simpsons... they just have low IQ and bad taste bro
>implying only hispanics do public transportation
This why isn't the inquisitor girl on the truck?
where are all the aliens?????
we call them undocumented extra terrestrials now
Literally two seats down from Obi Wan you dumb shit
How long has that dead creature been laying in the sand there? How is it staying fresh so long?
I like you guys.
Did everyone in the OT wear beige rags? I have a feeling the answer is no
we need more rice my lord
I would let him frick me
He was cool though, level headed and professional.
>Black Lives Matter! That's was our core value when making this show. For this reason we decided to cast... Moses Ingram as the badass sith inquisitor.
>Now Moses, she hasn't lived an easy life. In this emotionally loaded scene we get to see her boss yell at her for taking charge at work and even put her down for coming from the "gutter".
>You know, gutter - ghetto. Like where you live.
>But tune in if you want to see her get her revenge 😉
>Reva
>badass
She got stared down by fricking Owen Lars. She ain't shit and everyone in the show constantly remarks about how she's a manchil who wants Vader-senpai to notice her.
it would have been more authentic if Reva said something
>you betta tell me where dat Jedi is or a b***h gonna get crazy
>don't make me break my foot off in yo ass white boy. on my momma I do it
she'd just repeat on my momma and she walks around in circles.
Why are women allowed to be named Moses
Because of the Red Sea
I couldn't find the photo of that lady sitting on the beach with her period blood getting washed away by a wave but pretend I posted it
>Why are women allowed
Surprised the heebs who made it would shit all over their myths like that
Moses is her real name.
He sounds like he has more of a Spanish accent in Rebels
He's the the best part of the show. It's to bad he's not going to do much going by the leaks.
so they turned him into a sith to save his life in the car crash
YOU RIKEE I STIR FRY ASS WITH HONORABLE LIGHT CHOPSTICKS, OBI-RAN?
holy kek
Based
HE SAY U BRADE RUNNA
>YOU RIKEE I STIR FRY ASS WITH HONORABLE LIGHT CHOPSTICKS, OBI-RAN?
This is truly the best board.
holyyyy kek
Cue George Takei crying on behalf of all Asians, b***hing about Japanese internment blah blah
saved.
the same people making these dumb remarks are the people who joked in 2015 that "sjws are getting offended by everything all jokes will be banned in 10 years"
you are making it come true
Looks like cosplay
What is the function of those buttons?
What is the function of these buttons, incel?
Your move, noob.
>fighting Vader
>force switch his Reset button
>be Palpatine
>making Vader's special suit
>put the fricking Reboot Button right on his chest for literally anyone to press
Was this on purpose, or was he just being stupid?
Knowing Palpatine he probably thought it was funny.
Sheev literally built Vader with shitty parts to make it more painful for him because of the luls
Sheev didn't build Vader's suit, it was thought up by production designers on the original SW and they didn't have any of this nonsense in mind
Nope. Sheev did it.
BASED
Didn't they also choose not to give him skin grafts so his severe burns would never heal
and make his respirator extra noisy.
It always sounded like he was saying emperor whenever he breathed
The suit was designed with many flaws that kept Vader dependent on imperial engineers and unable to rebel.
Biggest dick in the galaxy.
Were they ever friends? Like if Palapatine and Vader didn't get mutilated do you think they would have still hung out. Gone to ooera's and talk about stuff like Darth Plaguies the wise?
I think that if Palpatine ever cared about anything in this world, he cared about Vader.
I haven't seen episode 3 in a long time, but I remember Palpatine being generally concerned when he found Anakin's burned body and during the operation. It could have been just shock at his plans getting all fricked up.
And his first thing to do after Anakin was revived was to lie to him
>sith being a dick
Par for the course.
Palpatine seemed genuinely distraught when he saw Anakin's charred stumps. Not in an I lost my pawn sort of way too. Remember palps is just as much a mentor to anakin as obiwan is. Thing is, its a lot like working for your uncle. He might see you differently from the rest of the wagies. But you're still working for Sith enterprise and everyone follows protocol with no exceptions.
Honestly, all those now-legends expanded material made me think that he was still making Vader stronger even if he gave him the shittiest droid parts for limbs.
>palpatine would often taunt him with his finglonger
>yfw this will be exploited in the pretty much given battle they will have in the last episode
WOODOO HIDE
woodoo hide
You people are mentally ill. Half the catalog is threads crying about how there are Asians, Indians, and Black people in SW. Grow up.
>You people are mentally ill. Half the catalog is threads crying
You are mentally ill. You see people making fun of a large scale media product within their field of interest and lash out saying that they are "crying."
unintended liberal racism is the best
>rice farmer hats
why didnt you just say "ricer" hats anon?
they made his skin a luminous yellow LOL he looks like a fricking highlighter!
None of the inquisitors they took from Rebels look anything the way they're supposed to. Fifth Brother isn't even supposed to be fricking yellow. They did him worse than they did the Grand Inquisitor.
I forget, did they actually name him in Kenobi as "Fifth Brother"? It could've been someone else with a similar uniform.
>they kept the lightcopters
oh boy
Oh my god the fricking face on that figure ahahahahah
seriously I cannot believe they ACTUALLY did this.
There is something completely wrong with the wiring in the brain of the people in charge.
Which probably results from them closing themselves off from society. Living in rich neighborhoods, avoiding Walmart, vacationing in places that require a plane, etc.
>still making plastic shit for kids
What the FRICK
>for kids
lol good one anon
It's not for kids anon. I have a friend whose entire identity is based on him being obsessed with Star Wars. His home looks like a Toys R Us.
>the black series
Handsome squidward?
looks like a fricking wojak
>If only you knew how bad things really were...
I WAS GONNA SAY IT
>oh, she's shouting again
>what a surprise
>this planet sucks
>was that a twi'lek? tfw no gf
>sand in my boots, my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home drinking blue milk
kekeke
hell, the actor looks like Wojak too:
is the 5th brother ourguy?
just wants to do his job but some uppity coworker is making it all worse
Could just handwave that as him eating more bantha protein bars in the 3-4 years after the Obiwan series and bulking up.
Should've cast Dave Bautista. Has the tall massive build and fits the angry shouting role in Kenobi.
Probably denied the role for typecasting the gigantic homosexual
not diverse enough, he's only hapa
captcha kkkhh lol
Bautista's character looks more Star Wars than the "actual" Star Wars character on the right.
we got israeli quotas to fill bub
Nahh. This would be a prefect casting. Even looks like the original from Rebels.
I wonder what's the actor been up to?
Looks like a cheap cosplay.
Here's one of my favorite recent instances of woke racism by CORPORATION (tm)
> live action cowboy bebop
> we need to make Spike Japanese because anime is Japanese and one of the inspirations for thebcharacter was Japanese
> okay
> So here's a Korean guy
> what? They all look the same to me
>
I thought Spike was israeli
We all did, anon.
Ironic that they wasted one of the best chances to portray a based son of abraham
>we need to make Spike Japanese because anime is Japanese
I'm not saying that they didn't think this but what would be their reason for insisting that Spike be Asian but not any of the other characters? Aside from
>This guy's name is Jet Black so he has to be black
there are probably a few reasons for this.
1. the english voice actor was already black
2. bald buff black guy is already a trope for American audiences, bald buff asian guy is not
3. there are more established buff black actors than buff asian actors
4. probably good for diversity reasons.
That makes some sense but if Spike has to be Asian because the show is Japanese then why do none of the other characters have to be Japanese? Never mind that I'm not sure Spike was Japanese in the first place.
Spike should've been played Goose not an ugly asiatic
Spike was Martian
I was referring to his racial background rather than his planet of origin.
I don't know what Jet was supposed to be either but he did have bonsai trees so maybe he had Japanese ancestry.
funny but faye was filipina iirc. Spike could've been japanese or israeli, his race is the most ambiguous
>Naruto is Asian because he just is okay!!
Americans confirmed white.
Hinata best waifu for ever
Goddamn Hinata is so fricking hot. Naruto is so lucky.
>Can see through peoples' clothes
>Hyperfocused on one boy
She's lucky too
Reminder, he came inside her with a successful pregnancy twice!
Poor Kishi doesn't know the woke mind virus will mean sakura is a manly-looking black woman if we ever got a live-action movie.
>so any child actor in america could play him
This is the funniest and saddest shit i've read all day.
It was true back when naruto was made. But you guys let israelites win.
is this real? where is it from?
That costume and makeup look fricking moronic.
>Here's an Asian guy in one of those rice farmer hats you like so much.
we could have had threatening inquisitors walking a tight line with their contingent so as to not antagonize the hutts too much while tracking the Jedi. instead they just barge in like they own the place
Based Zeiram enjoyer
What do the buttons on his chest do?
White one sweet, red one sour
They did my boy Han dirty
asian inquisitor looks cool af, idk wtf you guys are on
This is a great time to inform you guys that Reva is, in fact, the Jedi Youngling from the cold open from the first episode of Obi-Wan.
If Disney is gonna play the race card when faced with criticism even though we've loved black people in Star Wars since Lando then I will spend every waking moment "spoiling" (Also I am merely guessing since there are no leaks on this.) this insultingly low-effort television show.
Its just obvious.
She wants revenge on Anakin for killing younglings and joined the empire to get close to him.
She will also inspire Obi-Wan to start the rebel resistance.
There I saved you 6 (insulting low number) of boobless episodes.
Feel free to spread pic related or not, (hopefully to redditors and the like) I know you aren't my personal army so do what you want.
Anon literally everyone knows this
clone wars and obi wan was 5 years apart you fricking moron
What? Leia and Luke are supposed to be 10 in this show
Leia unironically looks 6 years old. Maybe less.
Yeah, it's some weird forced casting. She must be the wienersleeve of some powerful hollywood israelite.
>She will also inspire Obi-Wan to start the rebel resistance
The rebels were started by Mon Mothma, Bail Organa and some random separatists. Kenobi wanted nothing to do with it beyond helping luke
is this a leak of some kind?
it's not leak. it's literally from the beginning of the first episode
If I squint hard I can sort of imagine this costume design may have looked really badass in concept art, maybe
I hate his stupid hat, but his actual performance is one of the best on the show so far. I like him.
asian mushroom causes new plandemkc?????????
How do Asian people feel about it? Let's never ask even one of them.
the one new character I actually kind of liked. Does this make me racist lol
whats under the hat tho?
lol
Still better than the black woman
To actually answer the question, Asians don't like Star Wars. China and Japan and Korea think it's utterly moronic. For the Asian 1% of the US population under ~30 who like capeshit, who gives a shit about them.
Reminds me more of a sideways tricorne, to be honest with you family
His voice is actually very cool
>IT COME WIT EGG WAH
>IT COME WIT EGG WAH
>EGG WAH
or maybe he's a man of character and class
>WELCOME TO DISNEY STAR WARS MUTHAFRICKER!!
Wan ting, I doe noe wry
It dahrran even matta how har you chry
thats a handsome fella there
I think someone is taking a piss at k. Kennedy with all these subtle stereotype
>The indian larping as a jedi is named Rash or something and he's scamming people
>The asian wears a rice picker had and is jap yellow
>The negress is loud as frick
All we need is wato in his chosen tribe drip and they're set.
>the hispanics riding in the back of the space pickup truck after doing menial labor all day
>Lars calling out Obiwan for being a groomer
They aren’t subtle.
Is this another awkward and moronic way for Disney to pander to China?
Is he wearing toys
The design concept is there. However the execution is horrible. The material too think, plastic looking and appears spray painted. Then there is the green face make up.
Even without the costuming and makeup issues there is that helicopter saber.
Yeah, was it so hard to give the armor a glossy finish like the Empire's armor has always had? Actually now that I think about it they probably can't because the reflections would look wrong in the CGI created environment.
not as bad as rose and her sister being from a system called hays, so they just get called haysians in everything lmao
darth kung lao
>rice farmer hats
In a Poirot novel I read, they were called coolie hats.
Coolie is considered an insulting word nowadays.
I'm sure they still use it in India, Hong Kong, and Singapore.
>Asian women have no leading roles in any franchise
>no complaints
>Black person woman in leading role in nearly every major sci-fi fantasy and action franchise
>reeeee dat be racism nigguhhh fck yt peepul
Not asian but I do consume a lot of Asian food and watch a lot of japanese media, I do like those hats.
ghost of tsushima was a rice paddy had collection simulator for me
Why is he so yellow?
kek
Asian here
im not offended
tbf i really dont get it? is it the yellow skinned caricature with rice farming hat?
are you really getting offended on my behalf.
How is that now cultural appropriation?
based, frick asians
I think he looks kind of cool tbh. His modulated voice and stiff movements remind me of a cenobite. He was one of those characters that I thought looked fricking dumb at first, but now I'm realizing he's the only cool villain
Star Wars has always been diverse chuds
i always thought he looked more slavic than israeli
George Lucas is an extremely efficient racist. At least six different races were offended by Watto, Jar Jar, and the Nemoidians.
Anakin's killing this space heeb Black person once he arrives in tatooine.
Digits will confirm.
Frick janies
Thats too good an end for the xenoBlack person who kept his mother as a slave
Inc 20 minute uncut rape scene of watto getting his alien israelitepussy rearranged by cyborg wiener, with anakin becoming more and more emotional as he reaches his climax - deaf to wattos shrieks. He has flashbacks to his mother, which are interrupted by visions of the sand people. Unable to cope with the combination of grief and arousal, he starts wailing the back of wattos head with the hilt of his lightsaber.
The dull thuds evolve in to disgusting cracks, followed by what could best be described as the sound of jumping on an overripe banana. Camera cuts to watto's webbed feet. Siezing and struggling at first, and then going still. Dripping with cum and blood.
The rest of the episode is Vader staring at his reflection in the dome of watto's helmet.
why didn't Anakin free his mother?
>big nose
>bad accent
>greedy
>cheating businessman
>wears a cap
what was lucas thinking?
Isn't the new episode supposed to come out in a few hours?
yeah that was fricking hilarious
god its SO BAD
How is it that they can just paint an Asian dude yellow even though the original character wasn't that color, yet nobody cries racism?
because the ones doing the painting have preemptively cried racism. DARVO - Deny, Attack, and Reverse Victim and Offender
the show is directed by an asian woman
>they even made his face yellow
Did George come up with this character or something?