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Hey, d-duh-dad, YOU'RE A PU-PUSSY! Muh-muh-ma-my moronation is a lot worse th-than you dying a slow, painful cancerous duh-death! Juh-just die already yuh-you pussy! I luh-like uncah Hank buh-better anyway! He makes me wear the ruh-rock bikini and I feel pretty!

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buys his homosexual son a car and pays off his college debt
    >makes his family wealthy beyond their wildest dreams, all they had to do was pretend like they didn't know anything about it

    why did everyone betray Walt, he made the best decisions for he and his family. He could've even gave Hank a cut sometime down the road if he could manipulate him enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hank had plot armour moronation and should have realised in like s1e3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He could've even gave Hank a cut sometime down the road if he could manipulate him enough
      he did, he literally paid for his world-class physical rehab and almost got away with it
      if hank didn't take a shit, everything would've turned out fine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not only does he take a shit in another man's toilet, but he also rifles through that man's possessions while doing so
        Hank was just as evil as Walt

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reading material in the bathroom is available to everyone. It's a communal bacteria zone for better immune system health.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          People who read in the toilet are fricked up.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's from a time when people were allowed families. Being in the bathroom was the only time you had to yourself.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Get fricked toilet reader. I'm old enough to remember those days.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Toilets are filthy. This is why rabbis declared you could only read goyisher books in the toilet. Anywhere else you were limited to Talmud or hebrew poetry.
              Toilets were the birthplace of israeli emancipation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all he did was commit crime to make his family rich, what's wrong with that?
      This is how americans actually think.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walt Jr. is a little shithead.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Open na noor

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i pinched a loaf in my new big boy pants

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no bueno

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, what a great audience!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if i was walts family i woudlve been like wow sick this guy is sticking his nec out for our future

      kek i literally got these 2 mixed up so much i thought they based the south park guy off of him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a friend named Jimmy with a stutter lmao we would always play the south park YouTube clips around him

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitting in someone else's toilet is a horrible act, hold it in or start wearing a diaper like a gay

    The only time it is acceptable is if you are sick and thus cannot properly control your sphincter, or if you are at work and shitting so that your work is paying you to shit on their property

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he can only poop at home

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    YUH YOU KILLED UNCAH HANK

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be in the top-3 most overrated shows of all time. Carried so hard by the general interest in the subject matter while everything else (writing, acting, ...) is of middling quality.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >w-wow, a great audience

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The average Cinemaphile poster
    >But, they don't have medical disabilities
    Literally, Cinemaphile posters. Only they're in their 20s and 30s and just leech off of their parents or military.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a long term Cinemaphile anon I can say that I honestly wouldn't have any moral issue with my parents being drug manufacturers.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you didn't use meme arrow so you said this and looked like this

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh-muh-ma-my moronation is a lot worse th-than you dying a slow, painful cancerous duh-death!
    it... kinda is, though? whether he squandered it or not walt had a life of proven brilliance before this diagnosis, which only hit him after 50 years of life. so.. yeah

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dad shaves head
    "badass, dad"

    >dad murders drug dealers, child murderers, corrupt ex-cops, money launderers and nazis"
    "NOO.. le dad is evil.. muh.. uncle hank.."

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm sorry son, I'm so sorry
    >It's just that, I don't really know how to say this
    >just know that no matter what has happened I love you
    >but I can't understand what the frick you just said can you please stop talking like a fricking moron?

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