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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like Tom Cruise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. If he actually isn't a good person then his mask is top tier

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic? He is a horrible human being and it's clear as frick to anybody with any sanity who has been paying attention to him for over the past 2 decades. He is a part of scientology and the real goal of scientology is to get away from the law. T
        It's to get away with shit. It's the most clear cult alive today
        Tom is clearly a hyper insecure controlling narcissist who doesn't care about his kids that much and doesn't care about any of partners.
        Women literally make fun of him on late night shows because he forces them to wear certain shoes because he's afraid of them being too tall
        You guys rip all over Robert Downey jr yet Tom Cruise is the absolute king of insecure pathetic narcissism but so many of you guys love him
        He's not even a very good actor. he's just really hyper and tiny and does his own stunts
        I don't get it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          take a chill pill piano man

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >are you moronic?
          Am I moronic for not being aware of the private life or behavior of some actor? Certainly not. Are you a giant homosexual for assuming so and writing all that? Absolutely positively yes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well a few things. Scientology, for the rich, is a tax-free bank...nothing more. Many wealthy "donate" to this "church" and not only do they get to use it like an ATM..it's also a charitable donation which can be claimed on federal taxes. Most morons like you are too stupid to realize that.
          Secondly: you cannot bruise the cruise.
          Lastly he's fricking nuts; in a great way that makes for awesome movies.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine an argument between these 3 Cruises

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cruisers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trick question, the Cruises don’t argue: they have cruise control

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would just be three manlets yelling at each other for holding everyone back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cruising for a fight

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise, Cruise and Cruise law firm.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Law Firm of Cruise, Cruise and Cruise
      I'd watch it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbh I'd watch any cruise kino

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please god
          Make Tom do ONE FRICKING MORE movie that's not mindless blockbuster, +++action
          Please make him squeeze another character drama, +action
          Like Last Samurai or Minority Report
          I know he can squeeze one more
          Give us one more Cruise please

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I totally do all my own stunts. There's definitely not a graveyard full of Tom Cruise lookalikes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like a good idea for a cruise kino.
      lets call it
      >Cruisers

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *sprays them with a water bottle*

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cruis3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      apparently can't use superscripts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I admire your dedication to the craft.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have watched every Cruise movie and MI2 is my favorite. Tom if you're ITT reading this, you're great. I'd buy you a beer if I could.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've glad I'm an ugly c**t. Being this beautiful must be a burden.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cruise 3 : Supercruise

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what's funny, Japanese women prefer attractive white men despite the fact they ought to be genetically predispositioned to prefer Asian men, but they go wild over white facial features like non-slant eyes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asian women are moronic and their hapa sons always turn out chinky looking with brown hair and eyes which is why hapas are all mentally ill.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what's funny, Japanese women prefer attractive white men despite the fact they ought to be genetically predispositioned to prefer Asian men, but they go wild over white facial features like non-slant eyes.

        I strenuously urge these posts be deleted

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the real one???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm seeing double here. Six Cruises!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you did the joke wrong. should be: "i'm seeing tripple here. nine cruises!"

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Middle guy looks more like Scott Bakula.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There should be an erotic thriller where a handsome closeted A-list actor fricks his stunt double who is secretly trying to upstage him and usurp his career.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, in The Prestige is basically stunt doubles fricking over and trying to get the main role
      Machine real or not, it still happens

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his
      nah
      >her
      I will now watch your movie

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can easily take 3 wieners at one time

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the one in the middle tip-toeing?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    name a single bad Tom Cruise movie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eyes wide shut

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Far and Away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MI:2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick you just post?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Tom Tom Club

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You idiots! You've captured their stunt doubles!

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