Are you moronic? He is a horrible human being and it's clear as frick to anybody with any sanity who has been paying attention to him for over the past 2 decades. He is a part of scientology and the real goal of scientology is to get away from the law. T
It's to get away with shit. It's the most clear cult alive today
Tom is clearly a hyper insecure controlling narcissist who doesn't care about his kids that much and doesn't care about any of partners.
Women literally make fun of him on late night shows because he forces them to wear certain shoes because he's afraid of them being too tall
You guys rip all over Robert Downey jr yet Tom Cruise is the absolute king of insecure pathetic narcissism but so many of you guys love him
He's not even a very good actor. he's just really hyper and tiny and does his own stunts
I don't get it
>are you moronic?
Am I moronic for not being aware of the private life or behavior of some actor? Certainly not. Are you a giant homosexual for assuming so and writing all that? Absolutely positively yes
Well a few things. Scientology, for the rich, is a tax-free bank...nothing more. Many wealthy "donate" to this "church" and not only do they get to use it like an ATM..it's also a charitable donation which can be claimed on federal taxes. Most morons like you are too stupid to realize that.
Secondly: you cannot bruise the cruise.
Lastly he's fricking nuts; in a great way that makes for awesome movies.
Please god
Make Tom do ONE FRICKING MORE movie that's not mindless blockbuster, +++action
Please make him squeeze another character drama, +action
Like Last Samurai or Minority Report
I know he can squeeze one more
Give us one more Cruise please
You know what's funny, Japanese women prefer attractive white men despite the fact they ought to be genetically predispositioned to prefer Asian men, but they go wild over white facial features like non-slant eyes.
You know what's funny, Japanese women prefer attractive white men despite the fact they ought to be genetically predispositioned to prefer Asian men, but they go wild over white facial features like non-slant eyes.
There should be an erotic thriller where a handsome closeted A-list actor fricks his stunt double who is secretly trying to upstage him and usurp his career.
I really like Tom Cruise
Me too. If he actually isn't a good person then his mask is top tier
Are you moronic? He is a horrible human being and it's clear as frick to anybody with any sanity who has been paying attention to him for over the past 2 decades. He is a part of scientology and the real goal of scientology is to get away from the law. T
It's to get away with shit. It's the most clear cult alive today
Tom is clearly a hyper insecure controlling narcissist who doesn't care about his kids that much and doesn't care about any of partners.
Women literally make fun of him on late night shows because he forces them to wear certain shoes because he's afraid of them being too tall
You guys rip all over Robert Downey jr yet Tom Cruise is the absolute king of insecure pathetic narcissism but so many of you guys love him
He's not even a very good actor. he's just really hyper and tiny and does his own stunts
I don't get it
take a chill pill piano man
>are you moronic?
Am I moronic for not being aware of the private life or behavior of some actor? Certainly not. Are you a giant homosexual for assuming so and writing all that? Absolutely positively yes
Well a few things. Scientology, for the rich, is a tax-free bank...nothing more. Many wealthy "donate" to this "church" and not only do they get to use it like an ATM..it's also a charitable donation which can be claimed on federal taxes. Most morons like you are too stupid to realize that.
Secondly: you cannot bruise the cruise.
Lastly he's fricking nuts; in a great way that makes for awesome movies.
imagine an argument between these 3 Cruises
>Cruisers
Trick question, the Cruises don’t argue: they have cruise control
It would just be three manlets yelling at each other for holding everyone back.
Cruising for a fight
Cruise, Cruise and Cruise law firm.
>The Law Firm of Cruise, Cruise and Cruise
I'd watch it.
tbh I'd watch any cruise kino
Please god
Make Tom do ONE FRICKING MORE movie that's not mindless blockbuster, +++action
Please make him squeeze another character drama, +action
Like Last Samurai or Minority Report
I know he can squeeze one more
Give us one more Cruise please
>I totally do all my own stunts. There's definitely not a graveyard full of Tom Cruise lookalikes.
sounds like a good idea for a cruise kino.
lets call it
>Cruisers
*sprays them with a water bottle*
Cruise3
Cruis3
apparently can't use superscripts
I admire your dedication to the craft.
I have watched every Cruise movie and MI2 is my favorite. Tom if you're ITT reading this, you're great. I'd buy you a beer if I could.
I've glad I'm an ugly c**t. Being this beautiful must be a burden.
>Cruise 3 : Supercruise
You know what's funny, Japanese women prefer attractive white men despite the fact they ought to be genetically predispositioned to prefer Asian men, but they go wild over white facial features like non-slant eyes.
Asian women are moronic and their hapa sons always turn out chinky looking with brown hair and eyes which is why hapas are all mentally ill.
I strenuously urge these posts be deleted
Who's the real one???
I'm seeing double here. Six Cruises!
you did the joke wrong. should be: "i'm seeing tripple here. nine cruises!"
Middle guy looks more like Scott Bakula.
There should be an erotic thriller where a handsome closeted A-list actor fricks his stunt double who is secretly trying to upstage him and usurp his career.
Well, in The Prestige is basically stunt doubles fricking over and trying to get the main role
Machine real or not, it still happens
>his
nah
>her
I will now watch your movie
I can easily take 3 wieners at one time
is the one in the middle tip-toeing?
name a single bad Tom Cruise movie
Eyes wide shut
Far and Away
MI:2
The frick you just post?
Tom Tom Tom Club
You idiots! You've captured their stunt doubles!