Hey Erick, hey sorry to do this to you man but I gotta take off a little early my daughter's got a basketball game.
Hey Erick, hey sorry to do this to you man but I gotta take off a little early my daughter's got a basketball game.
Hey Erick, hey sorry to do this to you man but I gotta take off a little early my daughter's got a basketball game.
shittiest hair in all of tv history
So are we gonna take that out of your check, or, what do you wanna do?
Why are old people so mad about nothing all the time?
Sometimes they get mad and that is dreadful.
if i was old and lived in current year, i'd be pissed too.
I am not old old but I am not young either. I really envy the kids today.
>gyms are full of late teens/early 20s girls with flat stomachs and great asses while in my day gym was reserved for those "weird ugly bodybuilders" and the girls hit the wall much faster
>gaming is encouraged as a hobby while in my days it was seen as a loser activity
>it's okay to be different, in fact mental illness is no longer taboo while in my days you would be bullied for being 1% different than others
>people drink much less while in my days you had to go binge drinking every weekend to be cool
I dunno, I think kids have it easier these days and I don't mean it as a bad thing, I mean they will grow up better. Also a funny things, in my day there were a lot of hot guy/not so hot girl pairs and nowadays it's the other way around, all I see is dorky looking zoomers with absolute bombshells for girlfriends.
Grass is always greener on the other side.
Usually because it's fake.
>spend your life following rules
>rules change over time
>b-but my life...
Boomers are emotionally tougher by far than everyone but their parents, because they were raised with regular beatings at the tail-end of unregulated child labour.
That toughness is usually stubborn cope, but it means they can regulate themselves better. That attitude of following rules because it's the right thing to do actually makes you disciplined because suffering enhances a person. They are tough, but it comes at a cost, and the cost is their "frick you, got mine" mentality of wealth and asset hoarding. Also their inability to grasp new concepts, it's burned into them.
Lmao shut up homosexual, boomers are the biggest pussies the world has ever known
Zoomie cope
Most boomers worked 40 hour weeks the last 40 years. Any zoomer doing 40 hrs a week rn regularly says they can't do this shit for much longer
The difference is one was getting reasonably compensated for their output. Expecting people to bust their ass for minimal returns is moronic.
Zoomers could be paid a million dollars a day to send emails and they'd still have anxiety issues.
That's wrong but go off on one I guess.
Nice side step
Boomers could reasonably expect to have a house before the age of 125 as well. Listen to any of them talk about the old days of their career and it's obvious the workplace was far less alienating on a human level than the extreme social regulation that it's all accumulated today. Their money went further. Their degrees and qualifications went further. Most boomers with a relatively healthy and successful outlook and lifestyle are the ones who said "I can't do this shit for much longer" at one job or another and started something much more appealing.
There was bullshit they had to deal with but compared to now it's laughable.
Yes a lot of young people are whiners and pussies, but they've been raised that way and never given much incentive not to be.
The two types that just suck it up and do whatever they have to are either mega-suckers with a blind faith in their corporate overlords to eventually reward them or exceptionally smart planners who have figured out how they can use the system to their benefit until they don't need it anymore.
Most work is extremely unrewarding and expects you to go hard "because it's your job" for so much less.
>at one job or another and started something much more appealing.
Is that the reason job hoping is looked down upon nowadays? Because young people are doing it?
You can write a book about it through a Buddism point of view.
But it's basically self imposed suffering to reinforce their identity, "yeah I am an adult with adult problems and responsibilities my suffering gives me meaning and identity."
Leaded gasoline
Not even joking
I was asking the same question until one day I woke up felt it. There's no word to describe it, everyone will hit that "phase" eventually.
You reach a point, and you realise everything is bullshit, and there's nothing you can do about any of it.
Men have a natural inclination to be running through jungles and chucking spears and shit, and we're doing all of this shit instead.
Plenty of old people aren't mad all the time you just don't notice them cause they're not b***hin. As I've gotten older I personally don't see the point in being angry at most things in day to day life
You body chemistry literally changes post 30s, enjoy your youth because things like effort and optimism will get zapped out of you in the blink of an eye. On the other hand a ton of other things get better so its a mixed bag.
That's okay man, why don't you take MY CAR!
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>take it easy man
ever not meant as an insult?
honest question people say it to me from time to time
>take it easy
I use it as a casual goodbye for co-workers and friends.
words don't matter, it's all about tone.
haha! Steven lookin good! always making people laugh love that dude
I'm from New England and take it easy is used as a goodbye. Don't sweat it.
It’s never meant as an insult. It’s usually a friendly way of saying “calm down you sperg” which is probably the context you’re used to, if you think random phrases are insults
i saw have a good one. the slavic ladies at the eastern euro markets started saying it back to me
take it easy man
simmer down there
have a good one bro. Also take it easy on the wife and kids. Smell you later 😉
I love that there's holes on the other side of the door. Honestly we didn't deserve MDE
>start saying "later" and all my friends copy it
>ask them bout it and they go "bro it's chill af when you do it you seem so cool"
>feels good man
God damn zoomers are cringe
1 POINT 2 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS
Never take anything Sam Hyde says at face value
Bane
The cup of coffee next to the energy drink is what sells it for me
super busy
>The Indust...uh, Agricultural Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Can't wait for World Peace 2
watch "the great war" that they did not too long ago. that's what you're going to get in another 3 years
they should just make it independently wtf
not like they don't have thousands of suckers to donate for it
They are?
What do you mean?
It's being made independently and it's been financed by a mystery donator
Love this bit. First MDE sketch I watched and it became even better after seeing more
THE END IS ON MY MIND
THE END IS ALL RIGHT
Same energy
Who tells their boss if they need to leave like an hour early to pick up your kids or something? You're a grown adult and you're salaried just fricking leave lmao this ain't frickin grade school where you need permission from the teacher or some shit.
It's just a courtesy, they're not asking permission, tard.
>just leave
Most jobs even salaried ones you don't just walk out without notifying your boss, and if you do regularly you develop a reputation that prevents you from moving forward
Judging from how casually he talks to Erick it seems like he's not an employee like the others, maybe they're co-founders or something.
SUPER BUSY
There are so many details about this sketch that are brilliant. Like how he drives there in a Mercedes but when he parks its a clearly a Buick, when the alarm goes off he's already pinned wide awake, smoking in thr shower, his skin getting redder from the Niacin, him having a change of clothes at work, that theres already broken coffee cup chips in the office when get there, the otherside of the door having holes in it. So much great shit.
Erick is the best actor out of all of them. He deserves to be in something that will get a theatrical release
You cant be a serious person and smoke weed.
Yes Sam smokes and is addicted to tobacco even though he’s severely asthmatic, yes everyone around him uses drugs or drinks heavily, yes jet is a trailer trash orbiter who huffs nitrous.
But if you’re going to be smoking weed? I mean come on, not going to accept that sort of thing.
Also why does Jet feel holier than thou “the fans dont get it maaaaaaaaaan” as if he wasnt posting pictures of his tiny penis on /LULZ/ before he stalked and started fake laughing his way into his e-daddy’s graces
Take it easy, man.
I’m just a serious guy who lives a serious life
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