hey guys, I gotta go to the store real quick, can you watch my baby smurf for me? thanks.

hey guys, I gotta go to the store real quick, can you watch my baby smurf for me? thanks.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright boys... time to get the pliers out...

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a well-off lawyier with a wife and family, you can surely trust me with him.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Attempts to crush with a stomp but accidentally flattens a fluffy pony

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh good, I need it to drive the eternal engine

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *eats it*

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    but why'd they do it ? why'd they dox him wasn't he clean for like 20 years?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No idea what this is in reference to, but in the context of the thread, you should probably be executed for even looking at the wagon in this instance.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they could, you think there's a reason why they do what they do? Some sort of moral or code? Frick that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some anon revealed his very dark past and how he got out of the darkness after talking to a close friend, probably to inspire other anons in a similar situation, but he ended up getting doxxed and arrested because even after you delete stuff, it still hangs out in the depth layers of your hdd and cops can dig it up. He should have burned his old pc after getting a new job.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seems as though people really do hate change, even when not their own, to the point of doing things like this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a smurf fan forum that is like... One the oldest still active forums in the entire internet. It's mostly just grannies talking about merch, watercolors and embroidery
        But there is a small section of it dedicated to the heavy autistic stuff like roleplaying and OCs, there is this drawgay guy who was very obsessed with baby Smurf torture and death, people started stalking him after discovering the pics but at that point the forum posts were a decade old.
        People are still obsess with it because it's the closest of a real version of those shitty kid's creepypasta where the plot goes "i went to a wholesome granny forum and I found something VERY fricked up", but there is not much to it. The guy was a weirdo, he grew out of it and just moved on

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Christ. That was the first thing that I thought of when I saw the pic for the thread.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          is it more autistic than the rugrats forum

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        KF doxxed the guy who made the baby smurf torture stuff several years after he had gone quiet and for all all knew was clean. He was a regular lawyier, with a family.
        They all got a bunch of messages and other interactions to deal with, thanks to the farms.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They all got a bunch of messages and other interactions to deal with, thanks to the farms.
          Is that kind of shit illegal? It should be

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once again KF proves that it’s the toilet bowl of the internet.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            and yet people get mad at us

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, certainly! No need to hurry back, take your time...

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT"S AAALL RRIIIGHT

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Proceeds to get drunk and falls down the stairs
    >The Smurf baby hopelessly watches as I try to make dinner with random shit I find in the fridge
    >I accidentally drown in the sink in an attempt to swim
    >The baby is scarred for life

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys can borrow my blanket to keep him warm.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read the whole thing out of boredom and don't really see how it is supposed to be fetishistic depraved material. It strikes me more as an animal abuse story made by an emotionally stunted individual, if anything. Did this really warrant doxxing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't warrant doxxing but don't fricking kid yourself
      The guy absolutely shredded his dick skin when he was drawing that fricker getting abused

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