Hey guys, it's me, Timmy 'I hope those bears are fed well' Treadwell, here with a beautiful specimen of Hippieus Maullus, or "Hippie Mauler 9001" in common English. I'm going to go live with it.
Hey guys, it's me, Timmy 'I hope those bears are fed well' Treadwell, here with a beautiful specimen of Hippieus Maullus, or "Hipp...
>Force girlfriend to come along even though she is scared to death of bears
>What could go wrong bringing this nervous as frick woman along while watching bears desperately try to get fat enough for winter
>Is a moron himself
>moron and anxiety gf set off bears
>Get eaten
>Its the bears fault
Does anyone actually think it was the bears fault tho?
No.
but I've been searching for the raw tape of them getting eaten alive. Anyone got it?
there is only audio. The lense cap was left on the camera. There was video of the stingray killing Steve Irwin, but it will never be shown because he was fricking around.
There’s snippets of the audio online but I think the family tried to keep it from getting out because of how brutal it is. Reminded me of the one where the girl is on the phone with her mom as she’s being eaten by a bear, and the moms just trying to tell her it will be over soon and to close her eyes, Fricking brutal.
i don't believe any of that audio online is real - there's a blurb deep into this from someone who apparently listened to it and points out stuff that doesn't sync up with those recordings that can be found online
https://www.yellowstone-bearman.com/Tim_Treadwell.html
if you use the word Audio and search it you get two different parts where those leaks are discounted, especially in the FAQ section near the end
there are no snippets, everyhing online is fake. The only audio file is the original film from the camera and that has been under lock and key for years by the woman from the movie. Apart from the investigating police, Herzog and her nobody has heard it, much less copied and processed it for online distribution.
>There was video of the stingray killing Steve Irwin, but it will never be shown because he was fricking around.
I've seen it way back when it happened. He wasn't fricking around from what I remember
And I bet you guys saw Osama death photo as well
Wasn't fricking around? He grabbed the animal and took it fully out of the water before holding it like a guitar and shouting "Look at me, I am Stevie RAY Irwin" and then miming the solo from the Bon Jovi classic "you give love a bad name" on the poor creature.
This is true. Steve got stung through the heart, and he was to blame. He gave animal handling.... a bad name.
seeing how he treated actual wildlife I'm inclined to believe he really did this to the stingray.
Shrouded Hand has the audio
but its actually a recreation and the original audio is lost LOST
>Shrouded Hand has the audio
>but its actually a recreation and the original audio is lost LOST
He does not have the audio, nobody does. And it is not lost, the b***h from the Herzog documentary has it locked in a bank vault and I bet if some richgay offered her enough cash for it we might actually hear it some day.
no one thinks its the bears fault moron
Then why did they shoot and kill the bear that did it?
because any predator that kills and eats a person will shift to see people as food and almost definitely strike again. it's the same reason we put down kids that watch too much anime before they troon out; brain worms are incurable.
because it ate someone and they needed to recover the remains
that's the protocoll when an animal eats a human, they tend to see them as prey from then on and are much much more likely to attack again. It's more of a precaution rather than a punishment, the animal isn't at fault.
That's why they put dogs down that tear faces off and hunt tigers that eat pajeets in rural India.
>dogs down that tear faces off
Jesus fricking Christ, does this actually happen?
/misc/ and /gif/ have pitbull threads on an almost daily basis. You can see plenty of that shit there. Worst shit I've seen is that cartel video where a dogs are eating a guy from the crotch up while he's still alive and writhing around.
It sucks there is no /gif/ archive anymore
>/misc/
Fricking Christ you weren't kidding, I just saw one where a pitbull skinned completely a woman's face. Frick pitbulls
They weren't attacked because the bears could 'sense their anxiety'. Unfamiliar bears had moved in and were focused on storing up calories for the winter. If I was an older bear with blunt teeth and food was scarce, I'd eat two people as well if given the opportunity.
>If I was an older bear with blunt teeth and food was scarce, I'd eat two people as well if given the opportunity.
Based wildlife empathy chad
Yea, you're supposed to leave the area when the fish season ends, they didn't, they died. Go figure. As food runs out, bears see you as food.
When a bear eats human meat it becomes an evil kamuy and will never stop hunting man
Thank you Asirpa-Chan, very cool.
>Force girlfriend to come along
Did he hold a gun to her head?
no, but there are reports he did pour honey over hear head and designed their tent to look like a big pik-a-nik basket.
People have said he was a repressed homosexual and I'm open minded so I watched him and here's where I knew he was gay:
"I wish I was gay...but I just love women so much!"
LOL.
EVERYONE saw this coming. In his highschool yearbook Tim was voted "Most likely to become bear shit."
He survived 13 years or however long. Pushed it to far unfortunately.
Grizzly Man is about coming to terms with your sexuality OP.
wow, you really see the homophobia of the age...and from not that long ago. Hard to believe Burr is still fairly mainstream today
Homophobia means fear of homos.
they do not like it when you say you are disgusted by perverts. They would rather state you are somehow afraid of them.
True love between partners is only achievable by heterosexual couples. Not all hetero couples can into love tho. but no homos can.
Yeah, me 'n the missus don't care for humans. Not specist, just don't like 'em. I think things just, uh, let's just say they work out better for us all if they keep to their kind
wasn't he supposed to be on Cheers but got fired or something
He claims he was meant to be Woody but he probably just auditioned
Yeah, he lost a role and that's what sent him over the edge. I think he started out with drinking then moved into being a bear weirdo.
The alcohol to bear pipeline...
What if he had given the bears alcohol?
He told his parents it was down to him and Woody for the role, which is what every failed actor tells their parents.
>bear starts eating him alive first
>dying, he yells at his gf to "hit it with the frying pan"
>thats all we're told
its safe to assume it was eating him alive and his gf had to meekly attack it before it ate her alive too
Also he reportedly told her to just run which she did but then she got some reason came back and that’s when the bear eats her.
>Literally give your life to save a woman
>She still fricks it up
>your gf/bf is being mauled alive by a bear
>you really love this person
>you have the opportunity to abandon them, knowing there's no hope that they'll live but you have a chance of survival if you get the frick out of there
Would you run, Cinemaphile?
yeah, at least that way they die so I live. otherwise they die for nothing
>1. grab oil from kitchen
>2. grab lighter and can of hair or body spray from drawers or bags
>3. splash as much cooking oil on the bear as you can
>4. improvised flamethrower the bear
>5. eat the bear instead for daring to challenge you
Cover yourself in oil
No, because I'm not a moronic hippy that would be on bear territory without guns.
For my life.
Grizzlies can run 40 mph so you'd be fricked no matter what.
I'd just knock it out with one punch
All you have to do is run 41 mph and you're good.
it can't eat a person and chase another person at the same time. Also that's a top speed bear, a top speed human is 27mph, so an older hungry bear might not be able to catch up to an olympic athlete.
>just become an olympic athlete bro
I'd just poke the eyes and blind it. Eyes are the weak spot
they're dumb so you can hit them with a dragon tail into 4 3 dragon cannon @ the wall
Just bring a gorilla along. A gorilla > grizzly anyday. They will instinctively defend their hominid brothers.
that's just cityslicker superstition. every person i've ever met who survived a bear encounter lived
>every person i've ever met who survived a bear encounter lived
Well golly gee humdinger frick me in the ass
I highly doubt any of your friends tried to suck a bear wiener
and this is 40 mph over highly uneven terrain and sloped footing. you're fricked if one decides to chase you.
?t=27
Just zig zag while you're running, it will confuse the bear and slow him down
no, because I'd have a big loaded gun at the very least if I am in bear country. So would she.
since we're alone in the wild I'd have much heavier artillery with me than just some pistol, the bear would get vaporized before it can say honey
Yes, being mauled to death by a bear must be one of the most horryfing deaths.
>survived with bears for 14 seasons
>knew that they got extremely aggressive in the fall so he always left before then
>starts rambling about how he hates society and just wants to become 1 with the bears
>gets in a fight with a TSA agent that sent him over the edge
>went back to the bears with his gf knowing full well how dangerous they are now
>encounters a bear he’s never seen before
>provokes it
He was committing suicide by bear to try and spiritually merge with the bear. He selfishly took his gf down with him.
He didn’t tread so well.
>Clearly have no interest in ever getting a wife
>Still take a woman to die with you
wtf
gays actively hate women
it's not a passive dislike
>gays actively hate women
& straights dont lol?
correct...
there is no excuse/explanation for being a gay other than that you hate women viscerally and on a level beyond that of a "straight"
wtf did you think "drag queens" were?
It's them mocking women openly. And women are too fricking stupid to even "get it"
Oh okay, so dudes who say that all sexual interactions are warfare & women are the enemy & they need to be manipulated & exploited actually love women, & dudes who dress up & style themselves like them & study their behaviors for purposes of imitation actually hate them. That sounds totally legit my guy.
?t=2081
at 34:47 she randomly says the n-word
lol
Black bears are cool
My mom is paranoid schizophrenic and thinks a 300 lb blackie is literally on the same level of danger as a 1500 lb grizzly.
>fricking with the only bear species known to be violent for no reason
every time i hear a history about a man chilling with Grizzly bears they end up dead. You would think mfs would get a clue
He found purpose, something that can't be said for most of us here chud
>He found purpose
Preparing himself to be bear shit lmao? Yeah, what a higher purpose bro
He truly lived something you'll never understand
>He truly lived
not for long lmao
yeah I have no clue what people mean when they shit like this
I dont understand adrenaline chasing behavior. I guess it's a form of drug addiction.
My friends finally got me to ride a roller coaster once and it was the worst I've ever felt. Not even fear; the G forces make you feel like you are in the process* of dying and your body is being ripped up (probably not unlike the forces at work when a grizzly bear pulls your body apart)
Limp wristed chump
>being that scared of a roller coaster
jesus christ get a fricking grip, homosexual.
Did they have to strap you into one of the fat people seats while trying not to laugh at how nervous you were?
You’re moronic and so was he. Every single other bear watcher in the park also thought he was a moron too.
>scared of a roller coaster
what a b***h
Be honest, what were his and his GF's chances of surviving?
If he had taken some martial arts, like JuJitsu or Krav Maga, then he may have stood a chance
About 13%. He had a mental link to them.
the absolute power of these beasts
holy shit
100% according to most serious biologists on the field, and also Reddit and Youtube comments, if a bear charges at you, just stay still and you will enter into a dimensional realm where the bear can not possibly interact with you, it's physically impossible. Happens the same with the T-Rex.
Wild animals can not harm humans if humans stay still, this is basic science.
just taking a quick shit in the middle of a fight. also zero unless the bear just got bored for some reason.
I had to go back and watch that and can't stop laughing about it. What a dominate posture by taking a shit whilst fighting. Also, checked
>takes shit
>proceeds to push opponent into it
bros is there a bigger possible dab? this bear just blew my mind
So were these just flesh wounds for those bears? Something they could have survived?
I'm not bear expert but I don't think they kill each other, maybe in some alpha vs other alpha thing.. but in general they fight until the other one submits.
Yeah I assumed with all of their fur and blubber most of that would just hurt like a b***h until one of them stopped, animals aren't usually interested in straight up killing one of their own unless its some old alphas cubs or some shit.
Their fur is so thick i doubt any wound was above flesh level. Still must've hurt like shit.
could a pitbull frick a bear up?
Absolutely. Pitbulls could get stuck between the bear's teeth, giving them a gum infection.
Nah, too small. Might be able to get some superficial wounds in at best but a grizzly or even black bear would absolutely destroy it.
Easily. Once a pitt locks its jaws nothing can get it to let go, even a brown bear can’t do anything against that. Especially if the dog gets it’s neck, game over
Real life threads are always fun.
Puppy
I like the part where he starts screaming at other bear enthusiasts because they were copying him and he wanted Mr Chocolate all to himself
another Darwin awards winner
so many cases
>if a bear attacks and eats a person it will only eat humans moving forward
sources for that:one's butthole
Nobody is saying that. It’s that they now associate humans with food, not that they’ll exclusively eat humans and nothing else
When a bear attacks and kills a human it becomes an evil spirit or Wen Kamuy, they stop fearing humans and see them as weak and easy prey. After death, Wen Kamuy go to a hell called Teine Pokna Mosir.
you've been watching too much of them chinese cartoons bhoy.
>When a bear attacks and kills a human it becomes an evil spirit or Wen Kamuy
In contrast, when a bear attacks and kills a chinaman it becomes an angel and goes to heaven.
I can remember watching the Werner Herzog documentary on this moron. I was doubled-over laughing. Not seen it for 10+ years. I'll watch it this week. I fancy another laugh.
>In an interview in Grizzly Man (2005), his parents say he was an ordinary young man until he went away to college. He attended Bradley University on a swimming & diving scholarship. There, he claimed to be a British orphan and on other occasions claimed that he was from Australia. According to this account, his father said Timothy "spiraled down" and became an alcoholic after he lost the role of Woody Boyd to Woody Harrelson in the sitcom Cheers.[4] In 1987, he legally changed his surname from Dexter to Treadwell, a name from his mother's family that he had used informally for some years.
Yeah this dude was always a schizo, not getting that Woody role was the final strain
>Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody but you knows you are food
Herzog is a fricking hack and frick him for his stupid "I'm gonna listen to the audio while you watch me" shit.
I don't want to hear it or see but frick that pretentious hack for taking the one thing people were interested and going "me me me me" by having the audience watch him.
Stupid ass kraut motherfricker
>Ōkawa Haruyoshi, who was seven years old and the son of the Sankebetsu village mayor at the time of the incident, grew up to become a prolific bear hunter. He swore an oath to kill ten bears for every victim of the attack. By the time he reached the age of 62, he had killed 102 bears.
lmao it even has the
>old-hunter-is-better-than-everybody-but-refuses-to-join-until-the-last-moment-when-he-saves-the-day
trope
>bears in Japan
wat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ussuri_brown_bear
Northern Japan is still rural as frick. It's not just all Tokyo high school animu girls
They use to have their own special wolves too.
> According to contemporary descriptions, the scene resembled a slaughterhouse
I enjoyed reading that. Asian people literally torture animals because they believe it makes their food taste better. This was unironically revenge.
I thought only the Chinese did that
Shoulda worn an Ursa.
>The guy who made the doc got to hear the voice recording of him getting eaten alive
>records himself listening to it
>NO NO NO YOU DONT GET TO HEAR IT YOURSELF LOL
What was the point of that scene?
To tease
>I will endure the terrible pain so you do not have to
>Please watch me as I do so
Herzog is so full of himself
>spends his last moments screaming for his life and begging his girlfriend to hit it and kill it
You see in their last moments people reveal who they truly are. This is why you always bring a gun with you into the woods.
Reminder, the only recorded instances unsuccessful defenses against bear attacks where the victim had a firearm were when said victim either missed, dropped the gun or forgot to load it.
It’s no movie, but this guy did a pretty excellent presentation of it.
>..The Hippie Mauler 9001 did WHAT NOW?!