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he got heightmogged by some thots and it went viral
No one but Cinemaphile posters know of that Facebook post
t. manlet cope
I know about it and I don't even go on Cinemaphile
that's not how you use t., newbie
implying
Yeah he forgot that green sideways carrot thing.
it was posted here routinely back then
lurk more
post it please
Literally this, like it's not even a joke. Prime example of meme magic, those two random thots killed his whole career by killing his fandom. Got mogged the frick out of his life
where the frick IS this photo then?
What about that John Snow lad, he's tiny too but he still has a career, kind of.
He was a lead in a massive TV show for 8 years, that has a longer shelf life than a four movie series where you're just playing the eye candy love interest
It's all about dodging when you're a manlet. Kit Harrington managed not to get heightmogged too severely, at least not virally.
Harrington married Scottish aristocracy, that helps with the midget status
God I wish that was me.
Show just the picture without the commentary
The face mog is what makes it so brutal. It's one thing to be short it's another to get completely skeleton mogged by a woman, her head is bigger than his
Damn I thought Native Americans were supposed to be tall?
Native Americans was notoriously short but stocky
lmao no. They're sterotypically skinnyfat manlets
Kek
The career ending image. Any other such cases?
GOT EEEM
damn they're probably in boots/heels too
Jon Snow was literally mocked in the show for his short stature
Wtf that's midget zone
The lady is 6'3, it's a little misleading.
But he's still short.
She's a giantess tho and probably in heels so about 6' 4"
still a manlet
Kit gets away with being a manlet by being hot, having a British accent and being the main character of a decade long drama.
Is that IT? It's not so bad? Maybe they're tall girls and wearing heels.
>Rich, famous, good looking, in shape
>Still not enough
Women want a 7 feet tall guy that cums gold
80/20 rule.
He's also been in nothing of note since 2019. His highest profile role since got was that one capeshit nobody saw and nobody remembers.
I hate women so fricking much
this proves that you still need hard work and not just nepotism to succeed in hollywood
Kstew already had few good movies before twilight while pattinson worked his way up through indie movies
you forgot that pattinson is handsome and tall (by burger standards lmao, I'm 10cm taller than him)
185 is a perfect height. 195 is just a alien lanklet without any benefits
195 is perfectly normal. you're just surrounded by manlets and don't know any better. i'm not even the tallest guy at my lab and there's like 6 guys there.
lol when are they releasing you to wreak havoc upon the surface world, test tube nephilim
Hows the weather down there little guy?
Kristen has nepotism at her side. Both her parents are Hollywood people, with her mom being a casting director. Those early roles were given by her mom
So did Nicola Peltz. Where's she now?
Kristen may be a lesbian on her private life but she's more than willing to suck wieners for her career
Bitch, if a literal billionaire daddy can't buy you a career because you're so terrible, that's prove these extra things can only take you so far. At some point you have to be able to act.
He unironically made some cool action movies
how the hell is fez a bigger chad irl? doesn't make sense
He became fat and lost his physique. He only got wide character pretty boy roles and they all dried up
what race is he
el ogro de las americas
>Lautner has Dutch, French, and German ancestry, and has stated that he has "distant" Native American ancestry (specifically Odawa and Potawatomi, both Anishinaabe peoples) through his mother.
Whiter than you'll ever be
perfect wolverine and no one wants to admit it
he has the gayest face I've ever seen.
Let's check in on him
He turned up in some obscure British sitcom a few years ago lmao
The only reason he was in that was because they were unable to get Andy Samberg to come back for a second series
He was like Macauley Culkin. Literally peaked in attractiveness as a child, then got really ugly.
Let's see what he's been in since Twilight ended in 2012.
>2013: Grown Ups 2
>2015: Tracers
>2015: The Ridiculous 6
>2016: Run the Tide
>2022: Home Team
that's not as bad as it looks
he just has to lower his ego and star in small films
A six year gap between films is pretty bad
He got on Happy Madison's payroll. That means he's buds with Adam Sandler now and gets paid an obscene paycheck for small roles in his studio's movies.
People shit on Downey Jr. and other manlet actors for wearing stilts, but see what happens when they don't? This poor frick got thotted to the memoryhole and beyond.
Thing is they looked Norwegian too, those b***hes could have been 6'2". Manlet was in the wrong place at the wrong time, he probably tried to nervously dodge them too when he saw the giraffes approaching him but they feverishly followed him and killed his career
How's he gonna outrun those legs, man?
People talk about how 5'9 is average but every guy i know in the 5'8-5'10 range looks like they never grew out of the weird middle school proportions where you either have a big head but small body or long legs but a tiny torso. something always looks off. it's bizarre. at least lanklets look like normal humans.
What do these guys who were in a big series but nothing else actually do all the time? I'm sure he made a good amount of money from Twilight, and its residuals are probably good, but what do he actually do every year given he's barely in any films since? It's not enough money to "live on" at least not in a rich lifestyle. Does he have a non-acting job?
It doesn't seem like he wanted to be a big star long term. He just has a ton of money and lives with his family and is engaged iirc.
He was a shit actor
Literally his only selling point was his bod
His face looks like he's a moronic baby
Dusting off a classic
All I remember of this guy in Twilight was this pic being posted every time someone found out his character falls in love with a baby in the last movie/book.
>had a pic of this turned into a sketch and put into the "rapist search" meme but that was over a decade ago and I'll never find it again
Feels bad man
He knows karate and can do the stunts, gets cast as pretty boy muscle Abercrombie & Fitch hunk. Feel bad for him. Hollywood stopped making action movies for super hero crap.
Think Adam Sandler gave him his last role a decade ago. He’s now faded into the abyss
>not ONE fricking post about Lautner's best kino
I'm disappointed.
Why this this homie look jelly?
Goose?
5'8-5'9 isnt that bad r-right bros??
he's 5'8'' with clownshoe hollywood lifts
I trust the Celebheight autists to get a perfect reading on his barefoot height.
spoken like a true coping manlet
Holy shit this board is pure evil. Reading this thread made me realise you aren't just trolling or shit posting. You have pictures saved and you go through great lengths to dissect a man's height and speculate on how it has a detrimental impact in his career. You aren't talking about his weight, his hair style, the clothes he wears or anything like that. No, you're specifically targeting something he has no control over and there's an inherent malice in it that only a social outcast would miss.
This is such a horrible approach to life and to dealing with other humans especially other humans of the same gender as you who may be facing the same struggles and insecurities such as yourself.
>only a social outcast would miss.
Anon do you t hink these women are social outcasts? they are mocking him for it.