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HEY GUYS REMEMBER ME? ITS NATASHA I WAS IN AMERICAN PIE, I STILL GOT IT.
HEY GUYS REMEMBER ME? ITS NATASHA I WAS IN AMERICAN PIE, I STILL GOT IT. DONT FORGET TO GET YOUR HOLIDAY CLOTHES AT OLD NAVY!
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why do women do that shit with their bangs? it looks fricking moronic. like her hair is a helmet.
It's a combover. They're balding because they are mtf troons.
She looks good, and she would get it if she weren't a lesbo.
she looks frick ugly and her voice is sterilizing
I love women with raspy voices. Makes me think her throat is soar from all the screaming orgasms she got while I was fricking her.
Her voice is the best part
>She looks good, and she would get it if she weren't a lesbo.
She's not a lesson irl despite playing one in movies/tv repeatedly.
Why would her being a dyke prevent her from getting it?
I like bangs
Do what with their bangs?
they hit the wall and look ugly out of spite
also they think they are entitled to looking ugly and still getting “high value men”
Because they have fiveheads and want to hide it.
Bangs can look really cute on some girls but that specific cut looks shit IMO.
She's wearing a wig, doofus.
I’ve always found her very sexy, especially her heavy accent and smoker voice.
Depends on the woman, but it’s very cute sometimes.
Don't be a pleb
homie look like Chancellor Gowron
Heh.
the brow reveals intelligence. those who lack, hide it
w o u l d
homosexual.
no
y e s
Crissy Mayer makes me angry angry because of how unfunny and dislikable she is.
same.
something about making short frumpy gals squirm when they come. I'm just a sicko who enjoys seeing them smile.
lyonne? she's in every gay/lez interest shit from 95-05
>gets famous
>becomes anorexic cocaine ghoul
Sad
Her boobs in her debut movie were fake unfortunately
You can see her natural breasts. She filmed Dish Dogs before American Pie even though it was released after. I have no idea why the frick she would ruin them with bolt ons.
Disregard this, I assumed you were talking about Shannon Elizabeth for some reason.
I think you get to see how disappoint they are in Slums of Beverly Hills. I do not think that movie could get any more israelitey, things I never noticed as a teenager.
hottest voice
Why does she play a 50year old from the 70s in these commercials?
It's the holidays and I'm sort of forced to watch more TV with family and who the frick do these ads appeal to?
Don't just say women. I get their brain dead consumers but can they be that devoid of self awareness to just watch shit ads like this back to back to back?
They're not even clever or funny just obnoxious.
The Esty ads feel like they're designed to bombard you into paying attention to them with how bad they are. Because they're only memorable because they bother you not because of a catchy jingle or interesting bits of the ad.
Epitome of meandering, talentless, Brooklyn-hipster, nepo-baby, indie-Jewess. Dinner with her, Woody Alan, Benny Safdie, and Lena Dunham would put three inches on your nose.
And eight inches on my dick when I'm fricking her on the dinner table.
What about Adam Friedland?
People seem to forget that before her comeback in Orange Is The New Black she was basically a less sympathetic Amy Winehouse in the eyes of the fraction of the public that still remembered her. Glad she turned it around.
Awww, Carrie looks cute there.
>it's a ta'barghan
>I should know, I stole it
What did she mean by this?
I really liked Poker Face. Much better than the Netflix Christmas movie I just watched Jason Biggs in.
I know her more from orange is the new black
Oh shit ! Was she the dyke that Stifler thought of banging?
No I remember you being a turbo dyke in Orange is the New Black, which was fun show for the first couple seasons
wholesome
>she was evicted by her landlord, actor Michael Rapaport
jesus now that's rock bottom
What the FRICK! That was her?!
Drugs are an abomination.
her mind was always the same
I watched American Pie the other day and had the same wtf moment when I looked up what had happened to this girl
Hiding in plain sight
Jeez now I definitely don’t want to have sex with her
So she actually went through the heart shit her character on oitnb did, huh?
>quit smoking
Lame
>Landlord Michael Rappaport
They just can't help it..
He also acknowledges what's happening in Palestine is genocide and supports it
Probably got sexually abused as a child actor or whatnot and ended up traumatized. Poker face is supposed to be pretty good and she always had nice cans.
>HEATHCLIFF
AND MARMADUKE
https://vocaroo.com/1hjBjP0HLGrs
this b***h the most annoying voice in the world
Low test queer.
She's popular now because of that Girl Columbo show on Peawiener. I don't know anyone that watches it, but Rian Johnson created it and it's pretty popular in some circles and critically acclaimed.
>pretty popular in some circles and critically acclaimed
So basically only the cast and crew “likes” it
I stole it and liked it. I saw her in some groundhog day show too that was alright.
I remember when you fricked your dog. That was awesome.
Didn't this bitxh play the dog in toy story?
wait Natasha Lyonne was in American Pie?
Morgan Fairchild did some Old Navy commercials in like 2003-04 that were so fricking fappening.
Grandpa is out of the nursing home and back on the internet
fr where are the BBCs and trannies?
She was hot in OITNB
Gonna be real, I have no frickin clue who this woman is. But Old Navy ads are the most obnoxious Judiaic thing on television, or YouTube where they're always unskippable (yes I have Ublock but I can't use it on my TV).
But who the frick is that one fat blonde bogged hag that's in all these commercials nowadays? She was in the Old Navy Christmas commercials last year, and they just involved her screeching out Christmas carols at the top of her israelite lungs. I hate her, whoever she is.
That's Stifler's Mom (Jennifer Coolidge). So that's 2 American Pie alums in Old Navy commercials.
She's come a long way since being Awkwafina's vocal coach
Hot as frick and a rare example of "the broad" in current year. Zoomers couldn't handle it, leave it to real men.
who already have their chronic dick diseases
flat bangs really do it for me
Absolutely would still with zero hesitation. Buncha homos itt
Hey, look at you! Talking about the old navy commercial. I guess that means it worked.