They tell you not to pause it because they don't want to stay watching it with any longer than they have to. How do you not get this very obvious social cue?
>be me >pee shy >watch movie at anon's house >go to the bathroom and say not to pause it >he pauses it anyways >house is completely silent now except the sound of my piss
lmao this but the next morning after you drank the night before and you're at a girl's house. Hello, Fart City. Population, employee of the month, and mayor: Me.
I can admit that I've done this when I was younger but the giddiness of "ohhh man my friend is gonna SEE THE THING OHHH" Dies when you hit around 22. But I still want them to see something if its important or interesting visually just in case it makes/breaks the movie for them.
Pretty much exactly this
I don't care if it's a friend and we're watching something we've seen before but I'm not explaining shit when they actively left
>wait until they're out of the room >pause and rewind to 30 seconds before they left >unpause it as soon as you hear the bathroom door open >"Did I miss anything?" >"Nope!"
when they do this to me I just ask them if the movie is boring them and if they want to watch something else, they either get really apologetic or just plain mad
>barely make it past the intro credits >brother is on his phone >after 5 minutes puts it down >2 minutes later is back on it again >repeat >if you engage him in conversation about the movie in any way he just goes "mmm" without looking up >he cant WAIT to go back to his room >so he can sit on his phone in the exact same way
>kino scene is coming up >friend has never seen it before >*phone rings* >"sorry anon I gotta take this, don't pause it" >they come back >"did I miss anything" >no
>Watching kino alone.
I thought she was fricking with me and being mean. It wouldn't even be just the 2,000,000 time that's happened. But mere days later she moved on now that I'm receptive to her.
I specifically do this because I know it pisses you off and even though you would deny it to your death, I know you post here Dennis and you're the type of gay to make a thread like this
>announces going to the bathroom
no one cares homosexual just go its not school you dont need permission >asks pee-homosexual if he wants to pause
who cares what this gay wants, quit being overly accomodating >nahh my dude its cool bro its all good for real for sure heh
typical wanna-be normalhomosexual wannabe humble act, tryhard bullshit
verdict: all parties involved: suicide NOW
>they go to the bathroom >you turn off the tv, all lights and applicances >you immediately leave the house, even if its your house >turn off your phone and sit in your car across the street watching until they leave >go back into your house and continue the movie >block their phone number and dodge them in every social situation
>ask her to pause it while you pee >she can hear you peeing and is probably thinking about your dick >return without washing your hands >so did i miss anything?
works everytime
>go to take a shit >people start moving around in the house >have to stop whenever someone is in the hall or near the bathroom door
why do people do this
>want me to go with you?
>so what'd I miss?
>same friend comes back
>”wait, what happened? is that guy bad now?”
I pause it anyway because I'm not explaining shit later.
this
They tell you not to pause it because they don't want to stay watching it with any longer than they have to. How do you not get this very obvious social cue?
But it was there idea to watch the film in the first place, anon.
*their
When I commit to watch kino, I commit.
okay?
Next up: Revenge of Frankenstein
People still have lives and they maybe had to go do something else after, or be up early for work or something
>people have lives
doubtful
Yes. They're spending time but not more time than they have to. How are you not getting this? You're the moron they look after from time to time.
You are not the movie god.
What you know=0
No they're just being polite idiot.
Yes I'm sure your life is just a series of people being polite. That's exactly what I said. How are you not getting this?
Take a chill pill lil homie
>be me
>pee shy
>watch movie at anon's house
>go to the bathroom and say not to pause it
>he pauses it anyways
>house is completely silent now except the sound of my piss
t-t-thanks bro
lmao this but the next morning after you drank the night before and you're at a girl's house. Hello, Fart City. Population, employee of the month, and mayor: Me.
homie he’s not thinking about you he’s thinking about your reaction to this next scene
>that weird friend that looks at you for reactions when he shows you something
don't be that guy
I just want to know if you liked it and are having the appropriate reactions to the scenes
I can admit that I've done this when I was younger but the giddiness of "ohhh man my friend is gonna SEE THE THING OHHH" Dies when you hit around 22. But I still want them to see something if its important or interesting visually just in case it makes/breaks the movie for them.
Sometimes when I see the bathroom is too close to where everyone is hanging out I just hold it even if it hurts.
Don't you know to run the water? It makes you want to piss easier and running water is loud as frick.
wow.
Careful, you're going to trigger the water conservationists.
>pee shy
nobody gives a shit about the sound of you peeing
seriously
I do, knock it off or use the side of the bowl, I dont want to even hear one drop. Better flush with the seat down too.
I'm poo shy but not pee shy. can't poop with another man in the bathroom, no sir
Pretty much exactly this
I don't care if it's a friend and we're watching something we've seen before but I'm not explaining shit when they actively left
me when I'm stuck watching that fantastic beasts shit with my gf
How old are you? Who still has a gf?
>pause it anyway
>they get annoyed and tell you to unpause it
If you don't want to watch it, just leave
>wait until they're out of the room
>pause and rewind to 30 seconds before they left
>unpause it as soon as you hear the bathroom door open
>"Did I miss anything?"
>"Nope!"
And you wonder why you don't have a family of your own.
DEVILISH
fiendishly cheeky
The virgin pauser Vs The Chad re-starter.
That's right, get up during my kino time and we begin again.
>The virgin pauser
how can i break this cycle
Installing your own velvet ropes could build up the mood.
woww
I take it as a social cue that they don't wanna watch anymore so I switch to playing Xbox without saying anything.
when they do this to me I just ask them if the movie is boring them and if they want to watch something else, they either get really apologetic or just plain mad
I do this when i don't give a frick about the film or specifically don't like the section its on.
Don't just pause it when i've specifically told you its fine not to, you autistic moron.
I'll do it anyway
>it’s always right before the best part
>Who is that guy?
>No im watching, what are you talking about?
>watching kino with a female
>they constantly ask you to spoil the movie
>get mad and/or lose interest if you do
>let me just search for it and read the plot first
Watching movies with women is a huge fricking mistake. I thought it was a Cinemaphile meme but I saw first hand. Why are they like this?
Attention mostly.
>barely make it past the intro credits
>brother is on his phone
>after 5 minutes puts it down
>2 minutes later is back on it again
>repeat
>if you engage him in conversation about the movie in any way he just goes "mmm" without looking up
>he cant WAIT to go back to his room
>so he can sit on his phone in the exact same way
>I got to pee too but I'll just use the sink
>best part of a kino is about to happen
>All of a sudden, she wants to talk about some bullshit
Punch her in the face until she bleeds
post her feet
Why are normies like this?
It's so unbelievably rude.
what's rude about having to take a piss and not wanting eveyone else to be inconvenienced by pausing the movie
It does no honor to the film and creates an atmosphere of anarchy.
because it's during an uncomfortable part anon
god why are you so autistic?
I do this because I don't want you to hear the sounds of my pee pee and poo poo noises
this was my move when I knew there was a sex scene coming up and I didn't want me and my friend to be sitting there watching it like gays
your friend was trying to save you from being gay anon
>kino scene is coming up
>friend has never seen it before
>*phone rings*
>"sorry anon I gotta take this, don't pause it"
>they come back
>"did I miss anything"
>no
never happened
>Watching kino alone.
I thought she was fricking with me and being mean. It wouldn't even be just the 2,000,000 time that's happened. But mere days later she moved on now that I'm receptive to her.
Fricking stings.
i dun get it
Welcome to my world.
>needing to watch a movie 100% from start to finish without looking away
autism
I specifically do this because I know it pisses you off and even though you would deny it to your death, I know you post here Dennis and you're the type of gay to make a thread like this
>hey i gotta piss... pass me the bottle
>let me finish
Maybe if you stop drinking all that Dr. Pepper you wouldn't have to piss so much. The bottle is full. Use the bathroom
based and the only way to watch Das Boot (Director's Cut)
>announces going to the bathroom
no one cares homosexual just go its not school you dont need permission
>asks pee-homosexual if he wants to pause
who cares what this gay wants, quit being overly accomodating
>nahh my dude its cool bro its all good for real for sure heh
typical wanna-be normalhomosexual wannabe humble act, tryhard bullshit
verdict: all parties involved: suicide NOW
unironically no friends
>They come back
>You turned off the movie
>You ask them to leave
That's the proper response
>they go to the bathroom
>you turn off the tv, all lights and applicances
>you immediately leave the house, even if its your house
>turn off your phone and sit in your car across the street watching until they leave
>go back into your house and continue the movie
>block their phone number and dodge them in every social situation
criminally underrated
So? Plot twist, I've probably seen the film before or I can look up the spoilers lel.
>ask her to pause it while you pee
>she can hear you peeing and is probably thinking about your dick
>return without washing your hands
>so did i miss anything?
works everytime
>hey babe, can you pause the kino while I take a POWERFUL PAINFUL PISS with my FAT wiener?
Hilarious bread
Thanks, i'm the one who made it
>go to take a shit
>people start moving around in the house
>have to stop whenever someone is in the hall or near the bathroom door
why do people do this
same
can't shit if people are moving around or being too loud or are too close