>Hey, my son respects me

>Hey, my son respects me
Literally how do you respond to this without sounding mad?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your dick is small and she it hit cuz I’m goofy

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nooo not the heckin goodest wooferino puppo doggerinos

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see Pete I just get reminded of that porn comic where Goofy gets shrunk or something and eats shit inside of his colon. Anyone remember that one?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. I don’t remember that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I remember.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not Goofy. It's the writer's self-insert character.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been looking for it for 10+ years. I can't remember what it's called.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that "Disney Pete Vore Comic" yields more than one result is Peak Lynchian

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Pete Time.

      I always thought it was Kingdom Hearts character.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I see Pete I just get reminded of his incredibly hot wife and how I want to bone her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been looking for it for 10+ years. I can't remember what it's called.

      This is why I use this website

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gawrsh that's cute, you still think he's yours

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      D E S T R O Y E D

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      More time

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No response can be made. The respect of your son is the most important thing. If your boy feels distant from you, that can always be repaired if need be, but it isn't easy to get his respect if he has none for you. Same goes for your wife. A wife who doesn't respect you, you're in for real shit

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That might be so, but when was the last time son ever hugged you, when was the last time he actually called for you? My son might not respect me but he loves me, more than I can say for you and your obese son who constantly talks shit behind your back.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would be a lot better with a simple
      >and my son loves me
      although I don't remember the scene, so maybe not
      I'm just here for the inevitable shitposts these sort of threads bring, and as

      [...]

      Every time I see Pete I just get reminded of that porn comic where Goofy gets shrunk or something and eats shit inside of his colon. Anyone remember that one?

      indicate, this will be a ripe harvest

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's literally what goofy says, but it's what pete was responding to it was something like
        >Maybe Max isn't everything you think, but he loves me
        >My son respects me

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If only you respected yourselves. Lose some weight.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    put a pill in my mcflurry im goofy

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so who is max's mother exactly? what made goofy a single father?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >> Do you mean your wife's son

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looked like the world's comfiest Jacuzzi in the movie.

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