I get the feeling that his gimmick will be that he dresses for the occasion rather than sticking to more or less one costume for his run. I hate that he seems to regenerate like he just stepped out of a barbers with his fussy little moustache though.
I wonder how he is gonna go between his different hairstyles. Are they gonna say he can just grow his hair fast, that he's wearing a wig in-universe, or that he'll cut his hair halfway through the season or something.
>the TARDIS, looking suspiciously similar to a 1982 Oldsmobile Delta, opens with a puff of marijuana smoke and blaring James Brown >finna zozzle some Daleks >camera pans up to Egyptian pyramids. Can it be? >Ramses, Pharoah and his ebon-skinned soldiers point their spears at Doctuh Whizzle >they take him past droves of white slaves >Yo, our high priestess sez you wuz comin >hits blunt >We need you to do something about YAKUB >pan to Isle of Patmos >rhythmic beeping as a black Dalek needs his battery changes
The dark tragedy at the end is that he cannot prevent Yakub from creating whites. I'll take my paycheck now.
he will either act 200% campy gaylord, either go all out on the seduction with his blonde female companion.
either of these will infuriate many people.
in historical episodes the locals will either constantly call him out for being black (as in Chibnall's episodes), either completely ignore his skin color because there will be blacks everywhere even though there shouldn't (as in Moffat's S10 episodes).
either of these will infuriate many people.
the can of worms RTD opened by casting a black gaylord as the Doctor is much much bigger than having an autistic white female as the Doctor. it will be an absolute shitshow that will make "History is a whitewash" and Rosa look tame in comparison. but /who/ and twitter both have been way too busy sucking RTD's dick with their nostalgia goggles on to think it through and realise it yet.
i have a good feeling about this based on It's a sin and Years and years. RTD is in great writing form after his husband died . Seriously, those two things, especially it's a sin are by far the best thing he ever did
>I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy. I know RTD is fricking the new Doctor. I knew he had plans to frick him even before becoming showrunner. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. H-h-he covered his tracks, he got those idiots at the BBC to cover for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This casting? He's done worse. Those sex pests. And you're telling me that Barrowman just happens to take his wiener out like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Russell! HE CAST A GAY NGUBU AS THE DOCTOR! And I trusted him! And I shouldn't have. I thought he would save the show! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since Queer as Folk, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his penis out of his actors! But not our Russell! Couldn't be precious *Russell*! Bumming them raw! And *HE* gets to be the showrunner? What a sick joke! I should've stopped watching when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop watching, you--
Correct. One of his kids is also trans long before they're old enough to even understand what being trans is. It just seems to be a personal pet project for the parents or something.
Can the gay homie pull the role off, realistically?
all he has to do is be not as bad as the last one, not a very high bar
only if he keeps this look all the way through, which he won't.
Quite the zesty look, I like it
Give him an eyepatch
Needs an edit with First, Ten and Jack eying his zesty bucklord booty
>cast a black guy, and immediately dress him like a pimp
I don't see how that's not racist, but okay.
May as well cast an Indian, and dress him like mini-mart worker.
i knew that looked familiar
>Bitch, you speak when spoken to, now.
>DYNOMITE!
>DYNOMITE!
Exactly what I was thinking. I'm totally down for The Doctor clowning on some jive ass turkeys.
I get the feeling that his gimmick will be that he dresses for the occasion rather than sticking to more or less one costume for his run. I hate that he seems to regenerate like he just stepped out of a barbers with his fussy little moustache though.
I wonder how he is gonna go between his different hairstyles. Are they gonna say he can just grow his hair fast, that he's wearing a wig in-universe, or that he'll cut his hair halfway through the season or something.
it's a show about time travel, mate
Write an episode for him
>the TARDIS, looking suspiciously similar to a 1982 Oldsmobile Delta, opens with a puff of marijuana smoke and blaring James Brown
>finna zozzle some Daleks
>camera pans up to Egyptian pyramids. Can it be?
>Ramses, Pharoah and his ebon-skinned soldiers point their spears at Doctuh Whizzle
>they take him past droves of white slaves
>Yo, our high priestess sez you wuz comin
>hits blunt
>We need you to do something about YAKUB
>pan to Isle of Patmos
>rhythmic beeping as a black Dalek needs his battery changes
The dark tragedy at the end is that he cannot prevent Yakub from creating whites. I'll take my paycheck now.
beeping as a black Dalek needs his battery changes
kek
They might succeed in getting me to watch. The next doctor is gonna have to be pretty based though.
If flamboyant black gayness is based to you then you're in for a treat
he will either act 200% campy gaylord, either go all out on the seduction with his blonde female companion.
either of these will infuriate many people.
in historical episodes the locals will either constantly call him out for being black (as in Chibnall's episodes), either completely ignore his skin color because there will be blacks everywhere even though there shouldn't (as in Moffat's S10 episodes).
either of these will infuriate many people.
the can of worms RTD opened by casting a black gaylord as the Doctor is much much bigger than having an autistic white female as the Doctor. it will be an absolute shitshow that will make "History is a whitewash" and Rosa look tame in comparison. but /who/ and twitter both have been way too busy sucking RTD's dick with their nostalgia goggles on to think it through and realise it yet.
> he will either act 200% campy gaylord
I’d be fine with that
of course you do, homosexual.
Moffat > RTD
that was obvious for everyone before the moffat bad meme started
you didn't read the post.
Incorrect.
Correct.
You are both moronic trolls.
I'm not trolling.
a companion as cute as Clara is never going to happen again
Bill > Clara
i have a good feeling about this based on It's a sin and Years and years. RTD is in great writing form after his husband died . Seriously, those two things, especially it's a sin are by far the best thing he ever did
Aw, thought that was Kramer and was prepared to pull out a Black person joke.
Racism is bad.
best pair
fight me homosexuals
why did she marry chris evans
>t. born in 1999
RTDtroony
>I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy. I know RTD is fricking the new Doctor. I knew he had plans to frick him even before becoming showrunner. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. H-h-he covered his tracks, he got those idiots at the BBC to cover for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This casting? He's done worse. Those sex pests. And you're telling me that Barrowman just happens to take his wiener out like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Russell! HE CAST A GAY NGUBU AS THE DOCTOR! And I trusted him! And I shouldn't have. I thought he would save the show! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since Queer as Folk, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his penis out of his actors! But not our Russell! Couldn't be precious *Russell*! Bumming them raw! And *HE* gets to be the showrunner? What a sick joke! I should've stopped watching when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop watching, you--
guaranteed one of his kids is trans.
Correct. One of his kids is also trans long before they're old enough to even understand what being trans is. It just seems to be a personal pet project for the parents or something.