>Hey there, would you like to date my hot horny big tiddy blonde niece? I’m sure you two will practice nice Christian values.
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>Hey there, would you like to date my hot horny big tiddy blonde niece?
>Hey there, would you like to date my hot horny big tiddy blonde niece? I’m sure you two will practice nice Christian values.
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I only date virgins. Premarital sex goes against my religion.
I hated luanne. I would shot her dead, and then proceed to rape her dead body
If you want her dead give her Bobby’s purse
I DON'T KNOW YOU
What are you, a gay?
>indeed I will! Namely creating more followers of god!
Ok
>Barrels toward Luanne and Hank at neck brake speeds
>Wails like a banshee in pain
Canonically what would happen
>Get to bang a hot, horny, big tiddied blonde
>She's also nice, fun to be around and makes me feel smart around her
>Also get to hang out with Hank every now and then
I don't see a single negative to Hank's offer.
her voice is annoying as hell though.
fricking her would be like hearing a nasally southern mouse squeaking
She's not really nasal. Bobby's really nasal, while she's mostly just got a heavy drawl and slurs a lot. I'd date her, tho, I see no downsides.
She doesn't sound so bad too me
Hank wants her to date without fricking.
In the episode he tries to set her up with a virgin.
He's also just sick of her being mopey and sad so she tries to get her a fairly safe rebound guy so she stops.
Worth the wait. If I hit it off with Luanne I'd totally be willing to wait until Hank realizes I'm not just some rebound guy and ease up a bit on the Christian values stuff. Plus, he doesn't need to know about what I'd get up to with her when she's not home.
Hank's not the type of guy to ask, and he'd probably get annoyed and uncomfortable if you would.
Wouldn't need to ask him anything. Just wait until he realizes I'm there for the long haul. Maybe butter him up a little by asking about propane.
But eventually even someone as repressed as Hank has to realize that young people have urges. And better Luanne get a dicking from anyone besides her dead ex-bf.
Hank's repressed but he's not stupid, he's well-aware of what Luanne's like. He's also not a stickler for Christian values so much as him just being really traditional about certain things, even though he has his limits.
No I'm not into stupid girls.
No thank you, my dick doesn't work and I get suicidal if I've been awake for more than 13 hours.
How would you have reacted if you found out your wife lied to you about being a virgin after you were married?
I'd wonder why she would lie about it, since I think people who marry virgins are pedos.
as long as it’s not a black man
And if it was?
Bimbos make my wiener harder than obsidian, so yes
>ywn make those tiddies bounce
you will never make any breasts bounce, except your own
I take that as a compliment