My only conclusion is that the people running the show are mentally ill. Remake and resurrect old movies and shows. The majority of them flop hard or get horrible reviews.
Well guys what do you think? Should we do something new and creative or just keep on giving them the same old shit? FEED THEM SHIT
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>Netflix rebooting Christian story
Oh boy I can’t wait
aslan will be gay
Will this presage the return of Turkish Delight posting?
Exblain
In this adaptation, Aslan will say that Narnia must allow more people from Earth to pass through the wardrobe in the fight against the WHITE Witch.
>give rights to book series written by a devout Christian with clear Christian allegory, beloved by evangelicals and the classically educated to gayflix and outspoken feminist filmmaker Greta Gerwig
yeah this is going to go great
Will it be worse than Amazon LotR? A low bar to clear.
It will be worse, but it won't have nearly the level of marketing or hype so its failure will be less embarrassing.
I mean the rings of power already exists
Space Trilogy and Till We Have Faces adaptions WHEN?
Kids will all be played by mutts and Black folk, Aslan goes from being a Lion to a black panther voiced by lizzo
The Chronicles of Blackia
Somehow they are going to have a diverse group of siblings all living together in world war II ingrlund, they will be a black, Hispanic, asian and maybe turkish delight kid will be white but he will also be incelish
>A subversive, anti-family deconstruction of Chronicles of Narnia.
Who the frick asked for this? Who?
larry fink and george soros
Are you ready for troony's to fall in love with the new Netflix adaption and declare Aslan a "gay icon"?
>Well guys what do you think? Should we do something new and creative or just keep on giving them the same old shit?
What's wrong with a new book adaptation?
The movies weren't great...
Good thing Disney's 2000s adaptations are passable.
The first one was a good adaptation and good family movie. The second one sucked and the third was even worse.
Are they Christian books? I thought the Christian fantasy was the golden compass?
Aslan is literally jesus homie
I haven't read them but I saw the movie and it looks like a comfy adventure for kids
Just rewatched and can confirm. The first is major comfy kids kino
I’ve seen Noah baumbach’s (then) 20-year-old niece’s breasts. They were amazing. I wanna kill my bud for deleting them off his phone.
Nice
cs lewis was really into anglican theology and a friend and peer of tolkien
Golden Compass is literally the opposite, it’s a story by an Atheist about how Christianity and the Christian God are evil and bad.
This is great. Crash all the old franchises with no survivors. There’s more films and media created in the past century than you can ever hope to consume. They’re competing against themselves. Buy a NAS server and horde all the media you treasure before they take it away.
>twitter screencap thread
frick you
Sir this is Reddit/Twitter lite. The Cinemaphile you love is shit and honestly has always been shit. TVs hay day was hebe posting if we’re being honest
Hollywood is reaching its final conclusion. The israelites kicked out all right-wing thinkers, then they kicked out all gentiles, and finally their diversity appointees kicked out all white males who knew what they were doing. There is nothing left but collapse.
I'm looking forward to SA tier kino
>just re-edit news footage into 30 movies about cannibals and looting
Barbie is fresh, it will do well. Top 10 box office 2023
LEMAO
>aslan is now a panther who represents science
Will she make the Horse and His Boy?
She's the only one who's willingly probably want to destroy it. I can see her not giving a FRICK about the story or integrity of it.
you do know that they are rebooting harry potter and lord of the rings too right anon?
Hasn't every adaption of this failed? don't they fail before they even manage to adapt all the books? and now netflix of all companies thinks they will be able to do it?
What about that late 80s one that would be on PBS ?
>White Witch/Green Witch is actually good
>Aslan is secretly evil
>Calormen did nothing wrong (Because muslims can't be le bad)
Can't wait
the White Witch is bad because she is a white karen and Arslan will be played be a black panther voiced by a homie
I'm completely checked out of all this shit. I won't watch this. I won't watch the Harry Potter reboot. I won't watch whatever other franchises Hollywood wants to dredge up and make a pointless, worse version of. I don't know who watches any of this shit.
everyone is now a Black person
a feminist deconstruction of a children's christian book series that's already making chuds seethe? gerwig is too based.