Hey YOU!
This is a god damn film board, so you'd better name the last movie you watched and what the hell you thought of it, right now!
Or else!
Hey YOU!
Hey YOU!
This is a god damn film board, so you'd better name the last movie you watched and what the hell you thought of it, right now!
Or else!
Edge of tomorrow was shit Cinemaphile tricked me AGAIN
The Warriors
Elden Ring
boring crap
Fast X gave me a migraine
collection 2021
was aight
Pollyanna
I have a good one.
TCM's The Cube (1969)
A campy, goofy evil-hippie movie.about a med school student who is expelled for making LSD. He hitches his wagon to a airhead heiress and hatches a plan to get the inheritance by dosing Ann Bankroft who plays the Mother, a stage actress.
The third act is a trippy play put on by Ann's doctors for convoluted reasons.
Ann Bankroft has a couple of good scenes. There are hippie girl breasts. It's 1969 but people are dressed like 1966 london. It's shot in Mexico City so everyone has Chavez hair.
my bad, it's actually The BIG Cube (1969). It's on TCM.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064088/
Based TCM enjoyer.
They play that movie every once in a while. Hopefully everything goes well with the channel after Zaslav’s full moron takeover. I’m aware he circled back slightly and rehired one of the chief programmers.
Not the Cube I know
Yeah there's 1997's The Cube which IIRC was a hacker film.
There's 1969's NBC's The Cube which was an experimental film by Jim Henson aired on naitonal TV.
Then there's the 1980s Gleaming the Cube which was about Skateboarding and had Christian Slater and Tony Hawk.
There was also Cube 2: Hypercube
dammit I got Cube'd
What was the deal with this movie? Weird premise, listen to the autistic savant to track the numbers and reach the end, except everyone else dies and the climax is him getting burned alive for not believing in God?
There's a Japanese remake made in 2021 but I haven'y seen it.
CUBE
Lost in space ('98 version)
... And I enjoyed it. I was expecting to watch a shit movie but I liked it. Even Joey from friends was entertaining. That's how bad movies today are.
I enjoyed it when I was a kid, even if it felt mediocre and tried to be a blockbuster. I miss William Hurt.
Just rewatched The Arrival (1996) and damn it does not hold up. The little colored boy being an alien still angers me tho
The Abyss. Okay movie but a bit disjointed.
Thats because the studio executive forces cameron to cut 1 hpur from the movie and didnt give him yime to make a decent edit.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
It was weird, but decent. Nothing special, but worth a watch.
>weird
>nothing special
So it is kind of special after all?
I've been watching a shit ton of the inteiment goatee seagull era films
Uh baste?
Or else what?
watched the big lebowski
it was kinda boring
only one joke made me laugh
>These here are nazis!
>"No, man, they're nihilists."
>Even worse... at least national socialism is a tenet...
>only one joke made me laugh
And it wasn't "eight year olds, Dude"?
Wow, not only did you get filtered by a 10/10 kino, you also flubbed what was supposedly your favorite quote.
Grandma's Boy. I would have fricked that GILF, too.
>Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
It's three hours of a woman doing housework.
Resident evil final chapter.
It was good for what it was. I liked it more than arthouse films tbh.
Into the Wild (2007). Ted's death reminded me about that film and just watched it today.
I was expecting more scenes alone in the wild, but I guess I had to read the book now to have a better understanding.
Any rec on similar films?
Butters!
I don't watch movies.
About My Father. Pretty funny.
>He Ran All the Way
Cool 50s noir where a guy is on the run after pulling off a big robbery, so he gives an insecure homely girl some attention, gets invited back to her home where her parents and kid brother are staying, and then he hides out in their apartment and terrorizes them while getting increasingly paranoid and dangerous.
90 Minutes in Heaven
it was mid, and Hayden put in the worst performance of the cast
A Japanese Tragedy (8/10)
there's no point in a detailed summary here
the three musketeers (2023)
9/10 was interesting kino
some say it's far from the book, but i don't give a frick
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Thought it was brilliant, but it should have ended at the end of the parade. I suppose I'm biased, I'm a native Minnesotan and it was neat seeing all of the footage of small town Minnesota
>Speak English, you stupid little moron
kek, first ten minutes have been great. thanks for the share.
Malignant. I fell asleep.
Shit, it was last weekend and I can't remember what it was, which doesn't bode well for it. I watched Wednesday this week, it was okay for what it was if you can handle the camp. Enid a cute.
Oh. It was Terrifier 2. It was okay I guess. the setup dragged on for way too long, and the ending was moronic.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Lightweight but entertaining, Cameron's character arc is cliche but endearing, overrated by gen x but underrated by zoomers, 7/10
Snowpiercer
It was good but easily Bong’s worst.
Rewatched Heat and still think it’s one of the greatest films of that decade. Rewatched Silence before that and I appreciated much more the second time around. But I have a stack of movies I got from the library, and they surprisingly had an impressive collection. Next up will be my first Robert Altman film, The Player.
Avatar 2, goyslop
>indiana jones 3
it was a rewatch, enjoyed showing it to my autistic zoomer friend
Training day, first time seeing it, was awesome, any other recommendations with a similar vibe to it?
Nope
Cum Filled butthole Overload 2
/kino/
Does documentaries count?!
Can't even remember the name of it. But i was about Roger Stone(?). By
Christoffer Guldbrandsen. It was good.
Body Without Soul
Man of Steel.
Holy shit that was way worse than I remember.
Probably because I watched Richard Donner's Superman the night before. That movie I was way too hard on
the hulk
it was fricking dogshit. they literally recycled the reveal scene from iron man. all of the performances were bad. the soundtrack was obnoxious and ceaseless.
From 2003?
the one with edward norton.
Everything Everywhere All At Once.
I loved it, it was really great.
Prey (2022). Yeah it was kind of cheesy but it was kino as frick for a silly predator movie.
>bruh feminism existed in pre-colonial america
Spiderman no way home.
It was decent, Toby and Andrew were good. I liked the ending even if it was sappy, let's save and redeem all the old villains. Even with that there was still nice contrast with Peter completely losing his personal identity and all connections.
Didn't like Holland at first but I think he could be fine if they just try to make him actually funny like Spiderman should be
Watched both spiderverse and the batman.
First one has really good animation but the story is a little average, the pregnant spider woman was retraced no matter how you put it.
The batman is real good but i kind of feel like the ending act was a little rushed.
Fast X.
Could have been worse.
the prophecy
walken and mortensen were good in it, but the film was whatever.
Watching interstellar for the nth time. Honestly lost count. Probably at least once a year so this is maybe my 10th or 11th watch. It is an exceptional film. Nolan is a modern day auteur. Much like Tom Cruise.
Only morons or foreigners will disagree with anything posted above. Have a nice day.
Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero, I thought it was fun, it's clearly an apology movie with a poorly written plot to give Piccolo and Gohan new forms and dignity after sidelining them for all these years. The visuals looked great (I was skeptical of the 3d at first) and the action choreography was some of the best the series has ever had. 9/10 for a DB movie, Gohans beast form is absurd looking, Gamma 1 & 2 were cool characters, and Pan is a cute, A CUTE!
I saw The Big Lebowski, again. It's great.
Neon Demon
was meh
My Cousin Vinny rewatch, come back to it every few years.
I'm watching Blade right now. It's a fun movie, way better than any modern-day capeshit.
Don't you point at me, manlet.
One Day as a Lion. Interesting premise, but got really tedious as time went on. I got up to make dinner like 3/4 of the way through and never put it back on. It's like the movie was allergic to raising the stakes and just wanted to let the characters dick around for two hours.
woman in the dunes. all the focus on the encroaching sand was really effective for depicting how fricking awful it is to live in those conditions. cool movie
Went and watched the latest indiana jones shite, the only good parts were the opening with the deep fake, felt like classic indi action.
the rest was a slow decent into just boring macguffin chasing .
should of gone full bonkers with multiple jones' from the timelines all running from boulders together
Pooka Lives. Not terrible for a reddit movie.
The Abyss
Fricking excellent, Cameron is a master
I finally watched Das Boot (director's cut) subbed, last night. It was long, but very good.
My favorite parts were when they ran into the convoy and the end in the straight.
The dude playing the captain did an excellent job, not surprisingly.
Just finished watching Top Gun Maverick a few minutes ago. It was absolute kino, one of the best films I've seen in a long while, better than the original Top Gun even.
Minority Report
Peak early 2000s futuristic aesthetics along with A.I. & The Island.
I don't watch TV, i just come here for the memes.
Asteroid city
Was cool I guess
Watched Bone Tomahawk thanks to a thread on here. Pleasantly entertained and will recommend it to my friends.
splatty
Idiocracy. It's pretty overrated.
Groundhog day. Man oh man was it as good as I remember if not better. I am really getting sick of the new modern look of nowadays movies. The dialogue... too bad my "gf" didn't like it. Quotation marks since she is no longer by gf, checking instagram in the middle of a movie and especially this movie (ffs it's only 1h30m) is just too big of a red flag for me
Phil?
Christ, people like that really get on my nerves. Had a run in with a classmate of mine from decades ago and he started to jump around me in a similar manner like Phil. Told him I don't remember him and walked away. Still haunts my dreams. Made me really uncomfortable
Anon memed me into watching Coneheads. It sucked.
Lies
No it doesn't
uh John Wick 1, on an airplane
it was just as kino as the first time i saw it
Spiderman into the spider verse.
Anti-white poison. Aside from that it was a good film, but as a white person it made me angry and disgusted, feelings which drowned out the enjoyment I got out of the movie while I lay in bed thinking about what I wish I could do to the evil people who created it.
You sound like a b***h
You sound brown
Wounds
It was truly interesting. It was like being drunk and trying to say the alphabet backwards. You know the next letter is supposed to be a W or T or X but you're not sure which one exactly. You just make guesses until you're done. Did you say it correctly? Who knows. But you said 24-28 letters and made it back to A.
I give it 7/10
License to Kill (1989). I liked it.
Aftersun. It unironically made me cry and want to kill myself when the credits rolled. It was a great movie.
Or Else (1997)
>Grave Encounters 2
Cool idea for a movie (fan of a film becomes a schizo obsessed with it and inadvertently stars in the sequel). The performances from the lead actor as well as the lead from the first film demonstrated the fine line between hammy and god awful by somersaulting into unquestionably awful. Main girl was a qt budget Amy Adams.
Rewatched the most israeli movie i've ever seen. It was a mid-tier Coen picture at best, some funny scenes here and there kinda like Burn after reading but nothing really that memorable. I will rewatch Inherent vice next.
Saw Dungeons and Dragons. It was alright. Pretty predictable, and slow in parts. And the little red-haired shapeshifter can’t act. She’s cute, but she sounded like she was reading all her lines off a teleprompter. 4/10
uh oh
Movies?
I watched High Anxiety
It was an absolute snorefest with a sensible chuckle far in between
I don't recommend at all
try High Fidelity
Already watched it, I like cusack a lot.
It's miles better than HA but only a 6/10 for me.
Breaking the 4th wall was an entertaining way to tell the story and the characters were very likeable. But in the end it is just a little RomCom.
>Don't Look Now
It was pretty good, probably shocking in its day.
I watched Caddyshack stoned last night and laughed at the Rodney Dangerfield scenes and precisely nothing else. I saw Asteroid City last weekend and it was fine, a little inscrutable but at least a cool film to look at
Goodfellas. It was kino as usual.
Kino how?
Rewatched Tropic Thunder again. Never a boring moment in the entire movie. I weep for modern Hollywood "comedy".
Am I like an actor? I'm here to entertain you?
The There Will Be Blood (2007)
Paul Dano character murdered in cold blood? Can only say I enjoyed it
Some Barbie Mermaid thing
Frick you, I was babysitting my niece. It was as shit as you'd expect, but I'd frick the villain chick I guess.
It's Always Fair Weather
10 years after WW2, three veterans reunite. They ponder how things have changed for them. It's pretty dark for a musical.
Angel's Egg. Looks alright, it's just some art house stuff, might as well been a silent movie though.
The Mario Movie. Bad movie, fun mario movie
What?
Sanctuary 2022
was an ok "erotic thriller" though not as coom-fuel as i thought it would be.