>Hey you 7-foot 300 pound dead-eyed looking bodybuilders that is walking towards us in the middle of the night, you better not act tough or me and ...

>Hey you 7-foot 300 pound dead-eyed looking bodybuilders that is walking towards us in the middle of the night, you better not act tough or me and my emo friends will get you!

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Ass like a ten year old boy" in the middle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a point of fact, Bill Paxton did have a phenomenal ass.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my emo friends
    moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      or goth whatever

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're fricking punks, you homosexual. Didn't we have this discussion before?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >talking to zoomers
      not. even. once.

  3. 11 months ago
    AnonMakesAServer

    The only reasonable answer: Hubris, drugs, alcohol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That and they might have assumed Arnold was some kind of drugged and/or mentally ill, walking around naked as he was. And could thus be messed around with

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No sober, rational person is going to screw with a naked dude that was a jacked as Arnold was in Terminator.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless they have an ulterior motive like getting fricked in the ass like 90% of Cinemaphile.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that makes him even more dangerous

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair at least one of those punks is a bit of a threat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, he’s the alien from X files

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, he’s the alien from X files

      why was he staring at the T-800's wiener?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Animan version when?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's based. Who wouldn't oogle Arnies choad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was up with this guy’s face? Is that some sort of reconstructive surgery?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he looks heavily modified by steroids

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt carpmax

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was weird how they put a ton of effort into recreating the guys' outfits, but zero effort into the casting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      definition of soul v soulless

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair its gotta be hard to find a guy with a chin like Brian Thompson

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was an alternate universe and shit

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    to be fair they had a knife and he was completely naked so it was almost guaranteed he wasn't armed. it doesn't matter how big a guy is, if you stab him he's going to bleed out and die.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, not if the guy is a Killer Robot from the Future.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there was no way for them to know that so they aren't as moronic as op implies

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whos the guy on the left the other two went on to have pretty big careers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the Punisher/Rigg actor

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He who burns local?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that night that Shao Khan, Morgan Earp and Cosmo Kramer tried to jump Conan the Barbarian

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    needs deepfake of kramer, george and seinfeld

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he wasnt a robot he wouldve lost, they literally stabbed him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      erm.. ok?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a 7 foot tall 300 pound chad and I get punks like these trying to frick with me all the time. Especially when I walk around nude

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing clean, right.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your dubs. Give them to me. Now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HEY, FRICK YOU!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think I have dubs?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you feel a charge?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In before some homosexual says
          >Ack-shully Tom hardy is shorter than the other actor, he's only 5'9 and the other actor is over 6'.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Singles day tomorrow?, Nothing repeating right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok ok

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont know about you guys but imo alien bounty hunter on the right is looking pretty effay.
    The other two look like chumps.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey you UNARMED 7-foot 300 pound dead-eyed looking bodybuilder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he actually has two arms.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice night for a twink

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    to be fair back in the early 80's these 3 were a legitimate threat to whomever was on the street

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    T3 was actually not bad at all despite the continuity errors like Sarah's implied age on her grave marker. Even the two lead actors were competent enough despite Nick Stahl not looking anywhere near what a young adult Edward Furlong would have looked like. I remember thinking Claire Danes was the one who actually resembled John especially with her haircut lmao. About the only thing I found cringe about the movie is the way Kristanna Loken kept showing very human expressions as T-X including that bit at the beginning when she was mirin' the cop's gun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Danes and Stahl arent bad actors but horribly miscast and as you point out yourself there's this real feel of "john connor needs his future wife to show him how to lead the resistance" which is dumb in general but especially considering he already had a stronk female showing him the way.
      Also I dont know it goes way too far into the comedy and arnold was already too old to not break immersion and really as much i want to like I just cant get there.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stronk female
        The bit where Kate goes full Sarah and John says she reminds him of her made me chuckle. I guess they didn't want to pay whatever Linda Hamilton was asking to be featured in it and had to get Danes doing the action girl shit in a movie where the most powerful character is already a woman or at least looks like one. It felt a bit like a direct-to-video compared to the first two movies but are still miles better than the next ones that are ironically much better produced but with very little substance. I especially hated the Carl and Granny Sarah one with El Terminador del Sur and live-action Genos from One Punch Man but female.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah shitty as genysis and salvation were they look like t2 compared to dark fate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Danes and Stahl arent bad actors but horribly miscast and as you point out yourself there's this real feel of "john connor needs his future wife to show him how to lead the resistance" which is dumb in general but especially considering he already had a stronk female showing him the way.
      Also I dont know it goes way too far into the comedy and arnold was already too old to not break immersion and really as much i want to like I just cant get there.

      T3's ending elevates it quite a bit and makes it easier to overlook the flaws.
      In these last couple minutes it becomes oscar quality epic kino and does something which no other mass appeal blockbuster is likely to do ever again.
      It's kinda surprising that studio execs approved it

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