>heh guys guess what, I'd FRICK the ghost, crazy ay? Bet you've never heard that before, lol, I can fix her you know, with my DICK, I'll IMPREGNATE the vengeful spirit heh! I definitely won't shit and piss my pants when the emaciated twig thin corpse puppeted by a murderous soul comes to kill me! I would have sex!!!
this shit isn't scary at all it just looks funny thanks to korea's wild idea of what's scary being a character moving at 3fps and going flpflpflp, also what the frick is this obsession with curses
Did this scene scare zoomers? I watched it alone with headphones in the dark and when that scene happened it made me crack a half smile, and confused me trying to understand what they were going for here. I guess it's spooky?
Exactly, japs think a blue girl in a dress is scary, it's fricking hilarious. She needs to actually LOOK like she can kill, not look like some coked up regular chick in a nightgown. Give her massive claws or some creepy faces, teeth etc, anything. Just make the viewer take 1 look and understand this ghost is a threat and will rip you apart.
>. Give her massive claws or some creepy faces, teeth etc, anything.
kek typical american with no imagination. Just go watch giant dinosaurs rampaging or sharks coming out of water and eating people, cause that's so scary
ooooh big claws, scaaaryyyyy hahah oh no don't bite me with that huge teeth, that would hurt!! keks
>Give her massive claws or some creepy faces, teeth
That's gay as frick. If a ghost needs claws, aka it needs to approach and physically make contact with you, it just makes it seem like it can be killed by mundane means as well. Why even make it a ghost at that point? That's just some random serial killer shit.
Did this scene scare zoomers? I watched it alone with headphones in the dark and when that scene happened it made me crack a half smile, and confused me trying to understand what they were going for here. I guess it's spooky?
Its's just creepy. You may expect some shit like blood shooting out the eyes/mouth or violently screaming monster noises, or something scary like that but instead you get this quiet disturbing display in your face
The way the girl looks is creepy but even as a zoom zoom i agree that if you merely watch it its silly
It sounds like she's slurping on a watermelon or something
whenever someone uses exclamation marks I just imagine them cumming hands free, hands planted behind them as their legs are spread. I can't help it, just something about their punctuation
Since we are confessing to things. I would like to say that I like it when a hot out-of-my-league kind of girl humilates my below average penis and then proceeds to force me to be her slave whole I worship her butthole. Also I like to have gay sex sometimes idek why
>ywn be visited by a ghost girl ready to make you her next victim >ywn surprise her by being welcoming instead of fearful >ywn have a little ghost friend that visits you from your TV from time to time >ywn feel little pokes in your pocket from your phone when she's lonely and wants you home >ywn slowly teach her how to speak again, helping her through as she struggles between her AA-AAA-AAAs >ywn hear her say her first real words to you "g-g-gi-AAA-girlfriend?" >ywn give her a big hug and accept >ywn come home to a clean room with her on your bed smiling >ywn see her wave at you from the corner of your eye at the local best buy display TV >ywn brush the hair out of her eyes and tell her she's pretty >ywn kiss her and feel her unnaturally cold breath tickle you >ywn buy her a new outfit and she cries tears of joy >ywn get a ghost blowjob with absolutely zero gag reflex >ywn explore her body delicately, running your fingers gently over her scars as she gets used to being loved >ywn pop her ghost cherry and have sweet, passionate lovemaking >ywn get free ghostjobs through your phone in the bathroom when you're out and about >ywn surprise her with cute accessories on her 148th birthday >ywn cuddle and watch the exorcist together while she laughs at all the scary parts >ywn have her cling to you in fear and cover her eyes while watching ghostbusters >ywn propose after a steady year long relationship with the ghost girl >ywn see her tears of happiness as your love allows her to cross on to the other side and rest in peace >ywn visit her worn grave and put the ring on it, crying tears of acceptance >ywn die of old age, knowing in your final breath that your ghost girl is right around the corner, waiting for you
*unzips dick*
>heh guys guess what, I'd FRICK the ghost, crazy ay? Bet you've never heard that before, lol, I can fix her you know, with my DICK, I'll IMPREGNATE the vengeful spirit heh! I definitely won't shit and piss my pants when the emaciated twig thin corpse puppeted by a murderous soul comes to kill me! I would have sex!!!
This but unironically.
What I'd give to see you trying to take off your pants before getting full body degloved by the bloodthirsty wraith
>full body deglove
If she wants to condom off, that's fine by me.
Lol you said you want to see a dude pull down his pants and see his wiener! Bros, this dude is gay.
thats not even a word
this shit isn't scary at all it just looks funny thanks to korea's wild idea of what's scary being a character moving at 3fps and going flpflpflp, also what the frick is this obsession with curses
Exactly, japs think a blue girl in a dress is scary, it's fricking hilarious. She needs to actually LOOK like she can kill, not look like some coked up regular chick in a nightgown. Give her massive claws or some creepy faces, teeth etc, anything. Just make the viewer take 1 look and understand this ghost is a threat and will rip you apart.
>. Give her massive claws or some creepy faces, teeth etc, anything.
kek typical american with no imagination. Just go watch giant dinosaurs rampaging or sharks coming out of water and eating people, cause that's so scary
ooooh big claws, scaaaryyyyy hahah oh no don't bite me with that huge teeth, that would hurt!! keks
uh its made by asiatics
>Year of our lord MMXXIII
>Doesn't know Cinemaphile is /misc/-lite
>japs
>make the ghost girl LOOK like she can kill you
Yes, there needs to be a horror movie of a ghost snapping victims in half while looking the part
Holy shit source, how do I find more spooky girls like this
sigh *unzip*
Trapped in a well?
I was running track to get well.
>Give her massive claws or some creepy faces, teeth
That's gay as frick. If a ghost needs claws, aka it needs to approach and physically make contact with you, it just makes it seem like it can be killed by mundane means as well. Why even make it a ghost at that point? That's just some random serial killer shit.
Did this scene scare zoomers? I watched it alone with headphones in the dark and when that scene happened it made me crack a half smile, and confused me trying to understand what they were going for here. I guess it's spooky?
i thought it was pretty scary
yeah it spooked me too
it just came completely out of nowhere in a very tense moment...Even looking at the pic scares me
Its's just creepy. You may expect some shit like blood shooting out the eyes/mouth or violently screaming monster noises, or something scary like that but instead you get this quiet disturbing display in your face
The way the girl looks is creepy but even as a zoom zoom i agree that if you merely watch it its silly
It sounds like she's slurping on a watermelon or something
Hmpph...sultry ghost...walking around in just her bedsheets....exorcism correction needed
Was a good enough film for what it was tho
AAAAAHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kek
>0:28
>*starts rapping*
kek looks like eminem's music video
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This might be off topic but I want to round house kick every frog poster I see. Kill the frog Black folk!
Thanks for listening
whenever someone uses exclamation marks I just imagine them cumming hands free, hands planted behind them as their legs are spread. I can't help it, just something about their punctuation
i think you might be gay idk
Do you get a boner when these thoughts invade your mind?
No one cares, stupid Black person homosexual. Go have a nice day, there will be less filth on this board
I like to imagine gay guys having sex on a car block engine while a 69er rubs his butt with oil grease
I can't help it I don't know why
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most heterosexual anon
Since we are confessing to things. I would like to say that I like it when a hot out-of-my-league kind of girl humilates my below average penis and then proceeds to force me to be her slave whole I worship her butthole. Also I like to have gay sex sometimes idek why
Has one ever be effect by the gig? The gig is wild lmao tell ya what uh huh huh lel
if by gig you mean "Penis" then yes
Whatta bout the vig? Ya know, THE VIG. I LOVE DA VIG LIKE DA BOPS
BERGGGT
that's the sound she makes when she's gargling cum, what a chink prostitute
This flick was bretty gud yeah, some silly shit but decent overall
One of the best movie, in the last decade
Top 5 in terms of found footage
>ywn be visited by a ghost girl ready to make you her next victim
>ywn surprise her by being welcoming instead of fearful
>ywn have a little ghost friend that visits you from your TV from time to time
>ywn feel little pokes in your pocket from your phone when she's lonely and wants you home
>ywn slowly teach her how to speak again, helping her through as she struggles between her AA-AAA-AAAs
>ywn hear her say her first real words to you "g-g-gi-AAA-girlfriend?"
>ywn give her a big hug and accept
>ywn come home to a clean room with her on your bed smiling
>ywn see her wave at you from the corner of your eye at the local best buy display TV
>ywn brush the hair out of her eyes and tell her she's pretty
>ywn kiss her and feel her unnaturally cold breath tickle you
>ywn buy her a new outfit and she cries tears of joy
>ywn get a ghost blowjob with absolutely zero gag reflex
>ywn explore her body delicately, running your fingers gently over her scars as she gets used to being loved
>ywn pop her ghost cherry and have sweet, passionate lovemaking
>ywn get free ghostjobs through your phone in the bathroom when you're out and about
>ywn surprise her with cute accessories on her 148th birthday
>ywn cuddle and watch the exorcist together while she laughs at all the scary parts
>ywn have her cling to you in fear and cover her eyes while watching ghostbusters
>ywn propose after a steady year long relationship with the ghost girl
>ywn see her tears of happiness as your love allows her to cross on to the other side and rest in peace
>ywn visit her worn grave and put the ring on it, crying tears of acceptance
>ywn die of old age, knowing in your final breath that your ghost girl is right around the corner, waiting for you
I prefer a slasher killer gf, but ghost is respectable
Damn bro that's deep
Sorry I don't speak Korean
why do Japs find this scary?
3D women terrify them
Poor Abe that shotgun saved him a lot of suffering
Love it or hate it, she's spitting facts