>hi

>hi

how do you respond?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the film came out: Hi.
    Now: See the blue hair and ignore her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sensible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She always looked ratty though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was half the appeal.
        She doesn't respect herself so you can disrespect her too, except with your dick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My wife found a pet blue hair girl and let her live in our guest room for a few months and now I would do the same.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    360 and walk away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll be facing the same way moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone failed math class lmfao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're in a bus where are you2hhy gonna walk to.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        end of the bus

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hair dyed in unnatural colors is a red flag, therefore i just nod and look away.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simple as

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably the same as Jim's character. get extremely nervous but i'd blow any interest she had in me by being too quiet

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i listen to what she has to say

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one does that

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show bob and vagena benchod b***h

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This never happens and has never happened once in the history of inceldom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it happens to me all the time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do you do?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          say hi, wink and fondle their nipple

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're then asked to leave the preschool and start taking your meds again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you've seen the kino, they meet through mutual friends at a party. this is the meeting the morning after they both forget each other. the subtext being that they are subconsciously drawn to each other because they've already had a long relationship just before this point, but have had it erased from their memory. you fricking losers dont even watch kinos here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It happened to me. My first kiss was from a manic pixie goth girl who came up to me when I was waiting for the bus that would take me (us) to an anime con.
      I remember being extremely flustered when she put her legs over mine when we were seated inside the bus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been hit on by many girls but I'm autistic and blew it every time.
      We're talking about autism on the scale of 'girl sits next to me on an overnight train last month, drones on about her breakup, sleeps on my shoulder and offers I stay at her place and I say 'n-no thanks h-hah''
      I'll die a virgin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It works for me, bro. Haha
      You just gotta be yourself.
      Just be quiet and mysterious and really, really, good looking. She'll come up and talk to you.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don’t have any money you lazy bum, get a fricking job.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bust out "Ol' Reliable"...

    >Hey!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An akward "hey" and head nod then pull out my phone and pretend to be busy.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably respond "hi"
    then when she tried to engage further I would get too hung up on trying to appear normal that my conversation skills diminish to 0 and only end up responding to everything else she says with just one word responses. After a couple minutes, she quickly realises that I am boring, dull and not worth continuing to pursue so she nods and then walks away, never speaking to me again.
    I'll then go home and proceed to cry myself to sleep because I know I'll remain the same way, because deep down I am weak and have no courage to put myself in a position of vulnerability. I am too fearful of failure to even try.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. Just keep looking outside the window.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Experience says that she probably meant someone else.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey
    >*proceed to ignore her*

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a cute white girl in toronto on the subway with blue hair? She's already taken by an asian king

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God dag

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how's it going, senpai? Do you know what senpai means? It's from this website I go to called Cinemaphile. It's really great! Have you heard of it? It's not lame like reddit. The userbase is cooler and more edgy. They have boards dedicated to different interests and I mainly post over on Cinemaphile, which is the Television and Film board...
    I'd say something like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yandere dev

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont talk to me

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey
    And if I really feel like living on the edge, I'll go with a
    >How's it goin'
    As I continue to walk to a seat with tons of empty spots around it and stare at a book/my phone.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “frick off”

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 black girls sitting at the street drinking wine
    >Hello Mister
    What do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      “I have a gun” and keep walking

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dyed hair
    >fingerless gloves
    have a nice day SUBHUMAN SSRI AND BENZO ADDICTED ROASTIE FILTH

    Your dad should have abused you more cruelty

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywnbaw

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shut up, prostitute. Where's your burqa?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to her, I would listen to what she has to say, and that's what no one did.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scott pilgrim vs the world but for people in their mid 30s

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blue hair
    >hand socks
    >BPD stare
    >openly accosts strange men on public transport

    >how do you respond?

    No.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "frick off"

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey there! wow, it's hard to tell through that unflattering jacket that makes you look frumpy and fridge-like, but I bet you've got some killer knockers!! mind if i take a look? now before we go any further, i must tell you that I am a pink nipple man, brown nipples are a hard pass from me, so do you mind pointing out the color on this chart which most closely reflects yours?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shut up, prostitute. Where's your burqa?

      Silly geek posts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. brown nipple haver

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