>hi anon
>any plans for the weekend?
*snickers*
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>hi anon. >any plans for the weekend?
>hi anon
>any plans for the weekend?
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>please be my friend
Redpill me on the 2014 israeli takeover of Ukraine and Victoria Nuland guys.
Is it true about the Heavenly Jerusalem project and blackrock, the New Israel?
yeah my mom has chemo early, gotta head home so i can take her.
>take her
He's Chris Chan
I've never watched The Office but I would rape that woman if I was a character on the show.
Violent rape.
I'm going to the zoo with my friend
Today I'm buying carrots so I can befriend the girrafes
How many girrafe friends do you have, Jim? Oh none? Maybe we can bring you along next time...
Sometimes I like to look at an invisible camera and make Tim/Martin Freeman esque reaction faces at it
I’m going to sniff my cute femboy’s tight bubblegum pink ass tight butthole at the zoo. They are so much better than bioholes
>*glares at Pam*
*just ignore them and continue with whatever I was doing*
that’s what I do irl when normgroids use me as the butt of a joke
>LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOONE PLEASE I JUST WANNA DO MY JOB IM TELLING THE BOSS
whats with the grin what's so funny? Uh?
HEY HALPERT
My cousin is having a party and I'm going. She is turning 15
jerking off to Jenna Fischer's tummy and feet pics
>proceeds to take Pam and rape her until she is mindbreak enough to be a cum receptor for the BBC
>until she is mindbreak enough
good Morning Sir!
Amerilards are awake
>still pretending pajeets and ching chongs are “le amerimutts”
Glad to see Stringer break out of the ghetto and go into his dream business career.
>No, I'm just going to relax at home all weekend because I actually work here and don't spend all day flirting with other guy's fiancees. You two have a fun weekend!
i can't see him as a threat
>stupidly smug look with this face
These two unironically wouldn't be good enough to hang out with me in real life.
Is playing vidya with my guild considered plans?
I got a d&d session tonight, then I'll be visiting my brother tomorrow and watch the F1 race on Sunday with my dad.
You spend much time with your family lately, Jim?
Yeah gonna rail pam, you're welcome to watch halpert.
Yeah I'm gonna frick one of the hotter girls in the office, Pam.
Why does everyone like that redhead bong she's fricking dreadful
>yeah frick my tight arse anon
she's the most stacked in the ass and breasts department on the show, her british voice is the cherry on top. hit it from behind so I don't have to see the brit face.
made the female fantasy version
Swap nelly with angela
what is it with normalgays and this fricking show?
no I haven't watched it. shut the frick up.
*grabs you by the throat*
UMMMM BACK THE FRICK OFF!?!?!?!
no my existence is sad and lonely and my only interaction is daily humiliation rituals here at the office, thanks jim
What's your favorite scene in The Office, Cinemaphile?