>hi, i'm here to interview for advisor to the king
>name?
>grima wormtongue
>you see trustworthy! hired!
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>hi, i'm here to interview for advisor to the king. >name? >grima wormtongue. >you see trustworthy!
you see, the other applicants had worse names
his name was the first to not have anything to do with rape or murder
Snaketongue Supinestemraptum was a great warrior and a good man.
>we need a savior of humanity
>its a midge named frodobodobibblywibbly
>these books are for adults you see
Does anyone have his family tree?
I’m pretty sure Tolkien legitimately put “bobo” as one of his uncles
gimli son of gloin
gloin… SON OF GROIN
His name is actually Maura Labingi
I just assumed he got the wormtongue moniker after becoming advisor
what about being called grimy and not bathing
The characters do not speak English. The Wormtongue is still recognisable to them, but "Grima" presumably has no inherently ominous appearance.
Worked for Grimes
Wormtongues have hiring priority over equally qualified applicants
>My name? Why yes it's Lyingc**t Stabsyouintheback, and I'm here to advise the king
Seems legit.
Americans trusted BringBlack folktosubvert israeliteinstein for 400 years so...
>Frodo, to head off Sauron’s return and prepare to fight back, I must see the head of my order, Sauron-man. He is both wise and powerful…he’ll know what to do.
>It's okay Sam the Wise, you don't need to fret about letting the Golem Creature who is wholly obsessed by the Ring guide us to the place where we can destroy said Ring.
Brad Dourif is underrated. Somehow, zoomed never pick up the Dourif flag.
He's great. LOTR, Exorcist 3, Myst 3
Yeah he’s just always top tier
He's part orc. So basically a Russian.
I fondly recall the Transparentia threads on /tg/...
>Do not take me for some Conjurer of Cheap Tricks!
>he says while literally conjuring a cheap trick
>looks like a tree
>calls himself Treebeard
>is mad when referred to as a tree
bravo Tolkein
Somehow, Sauron retuned.
Between Bob the Betrayer and Kingkilling Kenny, he sounded like the best choice.
>He was twitching because my axe was EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!
>Wait a minute, what's a nervous system, Gimli?
>Do the elves not know? In biology, the nervous system is the highly complex part of an animal that coordinates its actions and sensory information by transmitting signals to and from different parts of its body. The nervous system detects environmental changes that impact the body, then works in tandem with the endocrine system to respond to such events.
>really? but you didn't even ask me any questions!
>you're the last one to interview today, and the guy before you was named Horserape Jim, and his name was the least tame out of everybody before him! I think you'll do just fine.
You say this like it's crazy but people even today still trust israelites
Womrtongue was his nickname, not his surname.
That's even worse then, because if it was his surname he could at least make the argument that he had no choice in the matter and that his name has no bearing on his soul!
>Would it grieve you then, to learn that he is bread?
Why would Faramir refer to his brother as being Bread?
Bred: as in “Bred by a gang of Harad Bulls in the sweltering hot summer of 1192”
>Boromir the BVLLED
>The worm tongue tribe makes up 1% of Rohan's population but 100% of its most trusted advisors
>Get beaten up and banished if you point this fact out
well you see, when we "won" world war 2, we basically imported israelites all over, and israelites also scattered around the world at that point taking new names to avoid persecution, biding their time until they could openly start doing the SAME EXACT SHIT that got them kicked out of or genocided out of every single nation that's ever made the mistake of tolerating them or thinking they'd integrate
He was probably grimsaiah wormburg, 5 minutes before walking into that interview, just saying.
Why was he evil?
literally a bitter seething incel who got stuck on a girl he had zero chance with, and devoted his life to removing all obstacles to her through political subversion and passive aggressive feminine combat
also what's the QRD on him in general? is he even from Rohan?
he's an immigrant from the evil land of Mordor
Wish Jackson would have made a short Scouring of the Shire side movie so we could see Grima and Saruman stomping on Hobbits before Frodo and the gang return
>still mogs everything GRRM makes
Tolkien bros... we keep winning