HI! BILLY MAYS HERE. AND HAVE I GOT AN AMAZING DEAL FOR YOU! YOU’D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY. FOR A LIMITED TIME, I’M PLEASED TO BRING TO YOU THE CHANCE TO GET YOUR WEASELY, SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS RESOUNDINGLY AND LIFE-PROSPECT-ALTERINGLY KICKED BY THE NUMBER ONE PITCH MAN OF ALL TIME! BY THE TIME I’M DONE WITH YOU, YOU’RE GOING TO NEED A SIX-GALLON DAILY SUPPLY OF MIGHTY PUTTY™ JUST TO REMAIN UPRIGHT. AND AMBULATORY. YOU’LL BE GOING THROUGH WHOLE CASES OF SHAMWOW™S JUST TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH ALL THE VITAL FLUIDS ESCAPING FROM EVERY ORIFICE, OLD AND NEW, IN YOUR PUNY, METH-RIDDLED BODY. NOW HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK YOU’D HAVE TO PAY FOR AN ASS-KICKING OF THIS ASTOUNDING QUALITY? 100 DOLLARS? 500 DOLLARS? NO! FOR A LIMITED TIME, I’M ABLE TO BRING THIS TO YOU ALL FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95! AT PRICES THIS LOW, I’M PRACTICALLY GIVING IT AWAY! BUT ONLY SCUM-SUCKING JANNIES DO IT FOR FREE. AND NOW FOR THE BEST PART - FOR THIS ONE-TIME OFFER, YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO CALL. NO, VINCE. I’M OUTSIDE YOUR APARTMENT RIGHT NOW! SO DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS FANTASTIC OFFER AND GET YOUR ASS IN THE STREET, MOTHERFRICKER!
Hi Vince with shamwow, I'm Dad.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS
did he use a shamwow to clean up the stripper blood
She was biting his lip and wouldnt let go he had no choice
Everyone has a choice.
He made his.
Oy Vey!
wtf i hate vince now
unironically though
nvm, he deserved does hoes.
you're looking for a Blendtec blender made by Mormons, not a spring steel gimmick made by merchants(chinese).
>you're looking for a Blendtec blender made by Mormons, not a spring steel gimmick made by merchants(chinese)
based
he did an interview recently
he's extremely based
dont care, still buying shamwow and slapchops
*beats hooker to death*
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the slap chop is good for garlic
Is that a Jizzle?
The slap chop demonstration with the onion only made it look like a dull and weak device. It doesn't cut through the onion skin?
>But that way you can remove the onion skin in one whole piece!
I want the blades to slice and dice everything no matter what.
>be named Offer
>make offers
>offer to pay a hooker to have sex with you
>not ok
tbtbh one of my top 10 yids
HI! BILLY MAYS HERE. AND HAVE I GOT AN AMAZING DEAL FOR YOU! YOU’D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY. FOR A LIMITED TIME, I’M PLEASED TO BRING TO YOU THE CHANCE TO GET YOUR WEASELY, SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS RESOUNDINGLY AND LIFE-PROSPECT-ALTERINGLY KICKED BY THE NUMBER ONE PITCH MAN OF ALL TIME! BY THE TIME I’M DONE WITH YOU, YOU’RE GOING TO NEED A SIX-GALLON DAILY SUPPLY OF MIGHTY PUTTY™ JUST TO REMAIN UPRIGHT. AND AMBULATORY. YOU’LL BE GOING THROUGH WHOLE CASES OF SHAMWOW™S JUST TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH ALL THE VITAL FLUIDS ESCAPING FROM EVERY ORIFICE, OLD AND NEW, IN YOUR PUNY, METH-RIDDLED BODY. NOW HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK YOU’D HAVE TO PAY FOR AN ASS-KICKING OF THIS ASTOUNDING QUALITY? 100 DOLLARS? 500 DOLLARS? NO! FOR A LIMITED TIME, I’M ABLE TO BRING THIS TO YOU ALL FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95! AT PRICES THIS LOW, I’M PRACTICALLY GIVING IT AWAY! BUT ONLY SCUM-SUCKING JANNIES DO IT FOR FREE. AND NOW FOR THE BEST PART - FOR THIS ONE-TIME OFFER, YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO CALL. NO, VINCE. I’M OUTSIDE YOUR APARTMENT RIGHT NOW! SO DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS FANTASTIC OFFER AND GET YOUR ASS IN THE STREET, MOTHERFRICKER!
SEE THIS? THE PERFECT WEAPON.
YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING ELSE.
PICTURING YOUR FACE WHILE WRITING YOUR NAME.
POOF, YOU'RE GONE. JUST LIKE THAT.
Kek
>does do much cocaine his heart literally explodes
>billy mays died 14 years ago
>Vince had people actively get smeared in shit and cum to demonstrate the incredible cleaning power of shamwow.
Bravo, Vince. You done it again.
I recently found out that he wears the headset to make his bell's palsy less noticeable
I've been trying to find a fairly priced copy of the underground comedy movie but haven't come across it.
boy thats a lot of cum
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