Hi Mike, you should do a new Prequel review where you respond to and btfo all the reddit prequel apologists so they know the movies are still bad. Thanks
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Hi Mike, you should do a new Prequel review where you respond to and btfo all the reddit prequel apologists so they know the movies are still bad.
THIS the prequels didn’t even have any interracial sex scenes! Don’t even get me started on the NOT GAYS
he should really do some sort of Star Wars retrospective
He couldn't even make a coherent prequel criticism in like 4 straight hours of video even when the entire internet hated them, how the frick is he gonna manage now when people might actually push back?
>it wasn't coherent because... because I said so!!!
lol okay prequelbabbie
>>it wasn't coherent because... because I said so!!!
lol are you implying that isn't exactly what Mike did in his reviews?
>the Prequels are bad because they just are ok???
all of the reviews give clear statements and reasonings as to why he believes the prequels are awful you fricking zoomer
you mean like when he said the characters are bad because here's a compilation of his friends saying the characters are bad?
the absolute state of manchild film analysis
his argument was that the characters in the prequels aren't memorable and that their motivations aren't made clear. it's a pretty basic thing in storytelling
>his argument was that the characters in the prequels aren't memorable and that their motivations aren't made clear. it's a pretty basic thing in storytelling
That’s not true tho
Just because the mongoloid viewer (mike & you) are moronic and can’t use higher cognitive functions doesn’t mean the movie bad, writing terrible etc etc ad nauseum bullshit.
It’s such a nothing argument. Truly reddit tier reasoning
“WELL *I* DIDNT LIKE THIS CHARACTER”
ok and?
if a person can't distinguish the personalities of several characters then you've failed as a writer.
tell me, who's the protagonist of the prequels?
>quigon jin in episode 1
>aniken in episode 2 and 3
So difficult.
>tell me, who's the protagonist of the prequels?
Obi-Wan.
oh no rlmbros! how are we going to respond?!
Lord of the Rings has bad characters because I just said it does
Prove me wrong
>his argument
that isn't an argument though, do they not teach basic literary analysis in America or something?
you can't just make an assertion without backing it up, and asking your friends to just repeat your assertion is NOT evidence in its favor
it is an argument because he does back himself up. almost sounds like your seething more about the fact that no one remembers the character traits of qui gon or amidala
>t the fact that no one remembers the character traits of qui gon or amidala
I guess that answers my question lol, you actually DO think assertions and arguments are the same thing
bro... you're too blinded by your seething hatred of Mike to even pay attention to what he's saying in the prequel reviews
homie I know nothing about Mike BESIDES his prequel reviews, that's literally the only RLM content I've ever seen
and it's a pretty piss poor first impression, he talks like someone who knows literally nothing at all about the absolute basics of film analysis
look i'm not gonna pretend he's saying anything particularly profound about them but the arguments he puts forward are still solid, even if they're so obvious they practically write themselves.
what arguments? I'm seriously not sure I remember a time where he uses anything from that actual movie to back up his points
Mike is a beggar
Hours of thought out and well constructed arguments are the opposite of "they just are ok"
There’s no real arguments in his “critique”.
Name one real cogent point
the burden of proof falls on you actually, there are very obvious solid arguments in the reviews
Name them.
This hinges on me somehow respecting a man being sub 70 iq and proud of it.
What the frick are you talking about ? Which characters are interchangeable?
The only “argument” RLM puts forth is based on their stupidity and lack of understanding.
Imagine building a “magnum opus” of critique on being unable to grasp the material being critiqued. It’s hilarious and sad in equal measures, and you are sad for lionizing it.
>Which characters are interchangeable?
qui gon and obi wan are perfect examples.
did also you miss the many parts of the reviews where he goes over some of the bad writing? tpm has a good example at the beginning with
>destroy what is left of them
why would they tell the droids to enter when the gas has only been on for less than a minute? why didn't they poison their drinks instead?
Not a plot hole. Jedi have breathing apparatus and are supermen.
The feds are improvising, panicking.
Jedi can cut themselves out of anything with lightsabers. They weren’t trapped in there.
It’s a garbage “plot hole” type argument popular with redditors, where they don’t even try to understand the movie but go at it filled with cognitive bias that limits their reasoning.
but again, they were served drinks right before that moment that they drank despite knowing that they could be in danger.
you also have moments like in AotC where they decided to have Padmé sleep in her room which has a window. she's in obvious danger and they decide to have her sleep next to a window. you also have the bounty hunter who could've easily sniped her through it, or use something quicker than the bug.
it also makes no sense for obi wan to jump out of the window after that moment, considering he's the one pestering anakin for being the impatient one.
>where they decided to have Padmé sleep in her room which has a window. she's in obvious danger and they decide to have her sleep next to a window
>I know, but we also want to catch this assassin. Don't we, Master?
>You're using her as bait??
>It was her idea...
Again, the plot holes vanish the second you actually WATCH the fricking movie
Why would you use her as bait when you have body doubles? When they could just explode the room. You're coping. Stop that
>they were served drinks right before that moment that they drank despite knowing that they could be in danger.
They didn’t sense anything from the drinks. NEXT fricking stupid complaint?
These things literally change nothing, only thing they allow is for redditors to feel smart for once in their life
>They didn’t sense anything from the drinks
Bravo George
>RUNE : Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before, sir?
>NUTE : Well, not exactly, but I don't...(panicked)
The whole intro was about portraying the Jedi as unstoppable killing machines that the TF didn't know how to deal with, they blatantly under-estimate them. A character making a bad decision isn't a fricking 'plot hole' and I want this moron-tier style of nerd critique to frick off already
They shit bricks as soon as they are discovered to be Jedi. And why wouldn’t they? They are trying to exploit a legal grey area and a pair of mind controlling psionic warriors just crashed into you
They basically invaded a whole country because of that. Kill the cops, fail … frick ok then we go for broke
there's a difference between a character making a bad decision and not being logical
???
what did he mean by this
Based
Cringe. Turn in your posting license puto
>jedi as unstoppable killing machines
>only take the bare minimum of measures to defeat them
>>only take the bare minimum of measures to defeat them
?
why not go all out in trying to kill a couple of jedi masters?
Go watch the reviews now that you're 10 years wiser and realize how flimsy 90% of his points are.
Criticism isn't incoherent just because it's aimet at bad things you like because you've seen them when you were 6, prequelbaby
Their entire schtick is such moronic nonsense
>constantly criticize the fanboyism of the current star wars fanbase
>as if the sole reason they are relevant isn't their pure ot fanboyism prequel reviews
>as if they aren't the prototypical ot/tng fanboys
You can just tell that their entire basis for their opinion on shit related to star wars/trek is how it anchors to their autistic obsession with it, which makes them no better than the nerd crew or star wars may the 4th morons they love to mock
Imagine caring about what some pseud e-celeb has to say.
mike died during the screening of the first sequel and doesn't care about trek wars anymore
>doesn’t care
>still reviews everything in each franchise
he reviews it begrudgingly, not out of any love
Imagine begging for daddy to save you because you are too moronic to debate your shitty opinion
Kys yourself
This newer wave of Plinkett inspired youtubers like Mauler and Drinker who capitalized on the TLJ gravyr train won't dare to touch the prequels even though they know they're bad. Because a large part of their fanbase are prequel fans and they're afraid they'll turn on them
or because their style of pointing out simple plot holes literally doesn't work on the prequels because the plot actually makes sense
Hi Mike you should really just go do your own thing so I can actually be entertained watching Rich and Jay talk about something they still care about, like movies.
He became the living embodiment of the Dunning–Kruger effect
Remember when Mr Plinkett showed footage of JJ Abrams physically shaking the camera with his hand, and said that star wars should have that?
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Jay and Mike aren't the same people, and the problem is that it goes from smooth camera to shaky camera without a cut, so it looks like the guy holding the camera started violently shaking
or like Abrams started hitting the side of the camera
He already did that. I can't remember if it's the TFA plinkett or the Rogue One pinkett but it's like 70% just restating that the prequels suck
Bros, if you're still falling for the cheap rhetorical tricks like Mike getting his homosexual friends to pretend to be stupid and not know anything about characters for a video, I don't know what to tell you. Honestly, if you're still at the point where you think Star Wars was "saved in the edit" you don't even deserve to be able to participate in George Lucas discussions.
films are a collaborative effort. not to mention that the scenes that george wanted to be left in originally totally ruined the pacing of the film
>films are a collaborative effort.
Yes, that's why George was there at every point of film-making, the Marcia Lucas narrative is bogus.
it's not untrue that the early cuts of star wars were poorly paced with pointless scenes riddled throughout. marcia was one of the editors that helped to improve the pacing and re-edited the third act, but she wasn't solely responsible
Tell me the character traits of Queen Amidala
Adventurous, rebellious, risk-taking leader that everyone underestimates but is actually silk hiding steel and doesn't bow to political pressure with an iron will. Stubborn, down-to-earth, idealist.
Now describe JarJar
>Adventurous, rebellious, risk-taking
These are things she does not what she is kek.
Frick I bet you thought you were smart.
Idiot homosexual how about you just watch the fricking movie
Reminder that no other movie receives this much spiteful nitpicking
Could you imagine some mongrel derailing an American Psycho discussion, demanding people DELIVER the motivations of some guy like Bryce or Van Patten,
Or a main character like the beach guard from Jaws.
Like what the frick are you saying?
Are you so moronic you can’t understand a character like Padme Amidala , even though her motivations are painfully clear, enunciated over and over, given plenty of focus, and a whole third of the movie is about her and her struggle to free her planet from invaders?
RLMtards/OTBlack folk are utter abhuman rejects who should be aborted out of the gene pool.
do you like clone wars?
If it's so obvious why is it so hard for you to say clearly
I am rejecting your utter inanity and I wish you would get cancer and die rather than to stoop to your low level mongrel babble
Frickin kys nig nog redditor trash
die already
The average prequelbabbie, everyone
Regardless of any points you may have, you sound unhinged
Once again, what are Queen Amidala's character traits?
This shouldn't be difficult
she is goal oriented strong woman with a sense of duty and respect for the institution that failed her. she also has a soft emotional side of compassion
Imagine believing you need to prove anything to reddit trannies that consume RLM
a more dysgenic, dead end group is hard to find lmao
They are probably all sterile funko pop collectors. Definitely someone that doesn’t deserve respect or even dignity.
You know I’m right.
I know you sound unhinged
Irrelevant. Why do you care how presentable you are? Who are you looking to impress?
i mean when you're legitimately frothing at the mouth in text form like a deranged psychopath it does somewhat detract from the essence of what you're saying
I am justifiably angry about the level of “discussion” here. And it has everything to do with the culture of parasocial mediocrity coming straight outta reddit
>irrelevant
It should be relevant for you
>Why do you care how presentable you are?
I personally care because how presentable you are will influence how well others perceive your points
>Who are you looking to impress?
Being mentally well is not done to impress
RLM’s dicklickers are under the impression that Mike and Jay are their friends for some reason, rhetoric isn’t even needed
mike likes obiwan show lol
He’s mentally ill.
It’s obvious they subsist on leftoid spite, like trannies.
If something hurts starwars, and by extension destroys Lucas’ legacy, it is good. Because Lucas betrayed his ~trust~
Only Americans are this mentally ill btw
yeah that must be it, prequels are bad, but not this fricking bad. mike and rich can see problems in picard, but kenobi is just as moronic.
i guess i shouldnt be suprised. dude loves TFA
I don't think he loves TFA. That's too strong a word based on the review they did
>i loved it
was he being ironic?
>tfa masterfully rebooted the series
?
He said he loved it?
>tfa masterfully rebooted the series
I can agree to an extent. It's the sequels to it that fricked everything set up by TFA
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Huh, he did
their hatred for prequels makes him very wierd. its like jay saying that last jedi was not terrible and its interesting
i dont like prequels either but holly shit
>its like jay saying that last jedi was not terrible and its interesting
I thought he said that the ideas were interesting, but that he didn't like how they were done
you are right, it was rich
He was saying that TFA returned Star Wars to exactly what everyone thought it was. That's not speaking about the quality of the movie. Just that it's rebels vs the empire again.
>masterfull
>not praising
but its not even true
He said "masterful" in the way that it did pretty much bring Star Wars exactly back to what people thought it was. That's not referencing how the movie actually handled those concepts. Just that they reintroduced everything again.
He’s a grotesque con man
i guess its up for discussion. i dont believe that statment can be made without approval of the product, but you are right i might be reading too much into it. It also isnt true because the rise of new empire made no sense at all and it got buried by TLJ
You sound pretty adjusted and mentally well, anon
No, he says his standards are so low after watching Picard that he just finds the show fine. At least, that's what him and Rich say in at the start of the review, and I haven't watched further than that
>I haven't watched further than that
in the rest of the video him and rich seethe over prequels and praise kenobi and says he liked it
how much gayer will RLM opinions have to get before paypigs stop paying?
Are you often in RLM threads?
sometimes, when they have a really stupid take
So you watch them?
i do, why else would i be here?
So it's fair to say that you enjoy them and their content?
i used to love it, last few years it has gone downhill besides their star trek commentary
Alright, so you don't watch much of their stuff beyond the Star Trek or Star Wars content ?
only what sparks my interest or is relevant to current movie discourse - like kenobi review
Just had to make sure you weren't one of those people who watch something they despise. Carry on
nah, i used to love BotW but ever since the home alone kid it the "spark" and i stopped, unless its a spotlight, tbh maybe normal hitb dont interest me because most movies that come out dont look appealing
>Hey Mike the opinions you wrote for me are a little outdated now and I keep losing arguments online about this franchise for little children. Please write newer opinions for me to have.