>Imagine letting a porn-broken sexually confused weirdo touch you. Who the frick know where that dude's hands have been?
a-a-are we talking about the troony or kojimbo?
Mads just looks utterly done with it, lost in a sea of Nipponese, all while Reedus is trying to make him power through the autism. The jogger's ascended past cringe and found enlightenment. El Cretividad has no clue what is even going on around him. What a picture.
Seriously? I thought even the story couldn't save the abysmal, mind numbing gameplay. It's bad enough my wife even calls it the sad postman game because she literally sees nothing else in it other than some sad dude delivering mail
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Anonymous
>didnt make it to chapter 12 out of 14
get filtered you fricking pleb.
yea i really liked the cheesy story. gameplay wasn't bad just okay. you could do some fun stuff if you have imagination but i don't have so i played it mostly kinda boring way
>ask the customers what they want and try to deliver
WTF is wrong with Japan? You're supposed to TELL the audience what they're supposed to think and feel, not cater to them.
there is not a lot of action, the game is mostly about walking/driving and delivering packages while re-uniting scarce people of USA after an apocalyptic event under one faction. There is some action but very little
Gunfights, yes. For the regular fights against bandits and whatnot you are supposed to use nonlethal weapons and melee but the bossfights let you use regular weapons.
That said, the game doesn't have that much combat, it punctuates the core gameplay rather than being the core gameplay.
He plays an undead soldier who had a grave injustice done to him back when he was alive and drags the protagonist into a war torn pocket dimension for a bossfight a few times.
It is. DS has some pretty big pacing issues, especially for a game that already doesn't have that much action, but when the big action setpieces happen, they're some wild stuff.
>some pretty big pacing issues
Strapping a crying baby to the MCs chest was such an unbelievably moronic decision the already boring gameplay is always stopping dead in its tracks while you soothe the fricking baby.
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Anonymous
if you're not moronic this is something you barely have to do. were you falling down cliffs most of the game?
...What? Reedus looks like a moronic Finnish man with FAS. >REEEEEE Isaacs is a Hispanic REEEEEE
I'd rather get a Chad-looking manlet like Oscar, who's also a GOAT actor, than Reedus.
It is. Once the game gets to its climax it climaxes for a pretty long time and after that it ends for a pretty long time. The ending has the obligatory tedious "let's sit the player done and lecture him about the themes and morals of the game" scene all of Kojimas games have but everything else about it is is really effective and well executed.
It wouldn't be hard to find something better to do. I bought death stranding twice (ps4 and pc) because I was so sure it would be good but It's so fricking boring I just can't progress. It's the only kojima game I haven't finished.
He got so lucky with mgs2. They story is pretty lame until the end where this so-called fiction predicts almost perfectly all the 1984 on steroids glowBlack persony we see today.
I don't remember it that way.I recall everyone being pissed off at being forced to play this homosexual raiden after playing the demo disc where you get to play as Snake. All the amazing shit about the game only became widely known years later.
Before Sons of Liberty, you had 4 games where you play as Solid Snake. Also people loved Gray Fox, and Raiden was basically him.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Also people loved Gray Fox, and Raiden was basically him.
Not in mgs2 he wasn't. Nobody liked raiden he sucks deal with it. All the time you're playing mgs2 you're just looking forward to the next snake bit.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You get the katana in the game, which is something that everyone wanted in MGS
5 months ago
Anonymous
I like Raiden. Of all the MGS protagonists he's the only one whose story has a satisfying conclusion.
5 months ago
Anonymous
that's not really relevant to mgs2 raiden sucking balls.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's not thanks to the Reddit hit game MGR.
5 months ago
Anonymous
That's hardly true but then against MGS2 was my first MGS game so I only had Tanker chapter to get used to Snake before spending the rest of the game as Raiden
5 months ago
Anonymous
Ok though I'm sure you've heard about how, due to the demo disc, everyone expected to be playing mgs2 as snake but instead they got a moronic twink albino, generating a lot of righteous anger directed at the character.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, I'm aware of this and it means nothing to me. I always picked "I prefer MGS2" at the start of MGS3.
Never heard a single gamer complain back when I was about 14 when I played the game. It was brought up by the autistic homies that make 4 hour video essays on youtube.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You werent on the internet then at all.
Because it was enough that Konami and Hideo ditched him and turned him a gay joke in MGS3 and only much later on brought him as a side character in 4 and as a protagonist in a whole different thing as attempt to redeem the effort in making him
5 months ago
Anonymous
moron, we got big boss instead of snake in 3
And then we got old snake thinking it was big boss in 4
And finally we got a random paramedic dude that LARPed as Big Boss in 5
Big boss is boring and gay and only survived because it was the boss plan btw
5 months ago
Anonymous
yeah, we got the guy identical to snake who's called snake, and who served as the prototype for the clone. Because everyone loved Raiden.
That's why he's turned into a gay punchline and he wears gay panties
Part of what made death stranding so special was the online community aspect of it, where you would use other people's equipment and they would use yours
Every good thing about Metal Gear was made by other people at Konami, I'm convinced. Hideo just wanted embarassing 40 hour cutscenes with a child's understanding of international geopolitics about how nukes are bad.
>camouflage >food rotting >giving prison guards food poisoning >healing system >removing trackers that change 3 levels down the line >shooting radios >starving soldiers
100% none of this was Kojima. He was just the guy who wrote the """""emotional"""" dance scene in the rain with Quiet and all the other cringe shit
The plot reportedly revolves around the death stranding event which sent the world to shit initially. It's not going to follow the plot of the video game.
eh, they can either just simplify it (a la The Matrix) or double-down on the Kojima-ness of everything. Since he's working with A24 I'm inclined to think they'll go the latter route
>Death Stranding but actually a movie
Why? The cutscenes were the weakest part of the game until it all came together at the very end, the best parts were when you were just trudging along and using your tool to figure out how to climb a cliff for 20 minutes
How about you make DS2 you hack
I'm just gonna say it, Metal Gear Survive isn't that bad and its only real flaw is the lack of tactical stealth against human agents - and the story/acting is as ridiculous and bad as any other MGS
SO HUH, THEY ARE BOTH CLONES OF THE FIRST VILLAIN, AND HUH . . . NOW THE OLD GUY HAS HIS BROTHER'S ARMS AND HUUUUUH... BECAUSE OF THE MAGIC NANO MACHINES HE TAKES HIS PERSONALITY AND MEMORY AND THEN, HUH, THE SUPER DUPER COMPUTER MUST BE TURNED OFF...
plus the whole concept of the game was about long sections traversing interesting landscape, trying not to fallover and lose your packages, then getting to a beautiful view and hearing some pleasant music with no dialogue. It was already essentially a long movie that could never be experienced in theaters. wtf kind of movie do they think it would make if everything interesting was cut out
It will be great, I hope Kojima will feel fulfilled by actually producing a movie, although I doubt he will. I hope he's not spreading himself too thin with three projects up in the air.
if they dont get everyone from the game to be in the movie as their characters then whats the point?
all main characters are played by irl actors anyway
it would be so weird if they got different actors honestly
In keeping with the spirit of Kojima, I insist the movie open with seven different title screens to puzzle through before you put in your birthday. >Press Shift+NumLock+Y to advance to next scene
>Real movie
This guy's been making movies for decades now, what are you on about?
twittergay AND baitposting, impressive
>This isn't another thread about Sopranos or trannies baaaaawwww
Cope and seethe
based
Imagine letting a porn-broken sexually confused weirdo touch you. Who the frick know where that dude's hands have been?
She's a talented actress and decent human being, as opposed to you
Wot if Hideo doesn’t know she has a secret package?
>REAR RIFE FUTANARI I ROVE THE WEST
He does not have a penis anymore
I don't believe you
shes taller than him
tall girls are very attractive
i love her
Terrible bait
Sex
And what does that man have to do with "tall girls"?
Would watch sports and drink beer with him, unironically looks like a total bro
>those hands and their tone
I predict 41% percent in about two years, at best.
>she
>she
>girl
>her
lol, lmao even
You can tell it's a dude.
Legit thought you meant kojima until the other reply.
the only one that's porn-broken is you pal
Someone post his schizo scribbles, unhinged stuff.
They're all ~~*masons*~~ which means they're homosexuals anyway.
>Imagine letting a porn-broken sexually confused weirdo touch you. Who the frick know where that dude's hands have been?
a-a-are we talking about the troony or kojimbo?
Hey Kojima isnt that bad.
Don't talk about Kojima like that!
I'm sure Kojima took a shower after.
white boys are built for big rice wiener
>I will be gettingu tha Biggu troony wieneru tonightu gaijin, you jellyu?
Asians are so funny looking tbh. Like a race put here for amusement.
what a gigachad
which one?
He
Has
Kojima probably has a massive wiener.
why is it so tiny?
They fricked i guarantee you
What if he genuinely doesn't know that Hunter has a penis?
the penis will come up to him and say hi to him during the night
he'll cut it off and make him do naked cartwheels in the air vents
>anon doesn't know
Mads just looks utterly done with it, lost in a sea of Nipponese, all while Reedus is trying to make him power through the autism. The jogger's ascended past cringe and found enlightenment. El Cretividad has no clue what is even going on around him. What a picture.
mads looks like he has fun with his asian buddy, I think idris is the only one who's there just to humor him
maybe he dosnt know its a man, his English is shit after all
>Implying he passes
Nobody believes he's a woman ya pinheads
BROS???? DO WE THINK LÉA WILL BE IN IT??? :OOOOO
Making Hollywood movies always was his endgame.
Going to be a budget film trying to show off expensive effects and pretty landscapes.
If they cast Lea Seydoux, then im in
>I dont have to finish the walking simulator i quit 6 hours in after 4 hours of walking
thank christ
Holy filtered
>Amazon employee of the month simulator
Undefendable
Giga-filtered
Nah he's right the gameplay is incredibly repetitive and boring.
>t. Actual repetitive-task starved autist
>didn’t make it past chapter 3
You missed the part where the game actually gets good.
The game is utterly terrible but the cutscenes are interesting. Just watch them on youtube.
the gameplay is pure ludo
sounds like you're just bad
other guy is right, the story kept me playing that long, but the gameplay was incredibly simple and easy but a tedious travesty.
Seriously? I thought even the story couldn't save the abysmal, mind numbing gameplay. It's bad enough my wife even calls it the sad postman game because she literally sees nothing else in it other than some sad dude delivering mail
>didnt make it to chapter 12 out of 14
get filtered you fricking pleb.
yea i really liked the cheesy story. gameplay wasn't bad just okay. you could do some fun stuff if you have imagination but i don't have so i played it mostly kinda boring way
You people are insane, the gameplay is a calm chill experience. The cutscenes are mongoloid babble.
It's the other way around.
How could someone get it so wrong?
I watched RadBrad's playthrough, was kino.
the gameplay gets pretty fun once you actually get on the chiral network with actual cross world structures
You never played it.
This is a waste of time it's doomed death stranding sucks. he's never going to surpass metal gear.
it will be probably one of the most pretentious movies ever created
Hope they use low roar for the soundtrack, RIP
Filtered. The game really isn't pretentious at all.
Can't wait. This will finally expose to everybody how much of a hack he is.
Kojimbo cannot be stopped
Dios mio... La Creatividad des los videojuegos...
It doesn't say anything about him directing. I don't think he's very interested in directing live action movies.
Finally, just get this charade over with now that Druckmann is doing it too.
What the shit,he looks like an old lady...Anyway,I would much better prefer a Deus Ex movie with Adam Jensen
>ask the customers what they want and try to deliver
WTF is wrong with Japan? You're supposed to TELL the audience what they're supposed to think and feel, not cater to them.
You're not supposed to do either. You're supposed to make the sort of thing you'd enjoy.
that's bullshit and you know it.
half the reason tv is so shit today is because of social media
>Try to pander ro a demographic that will never buy your product
No asiaticjima is moronic
It literally explains how he catered to people who WEREN'T his customers or audience.
Fricking moron.
Not a single thing this man says exudes any artistic sensibility. This is literally disney tier shit, market research pablum
That's not Raiden, that's Raikov from MGS3 who is supposed to be a joke about Raiden. Fricking worthless ass idiot fricking b***h waste of data post.
might be cool if he gets all the actors to reprise their roles
Will this become the first strand-type movie?
That would be The Postman (1997)
Hell yeah bros
should i dump some of my DS screenshots to showcase the potential kino ?
Yeah b***h, I don't even get this game what is the opposition in it
it's complicated..
What kind of action are we talking here, guns?
there is not a lot of action, the game is mostly about walking/driving and delivering packages while re-uniting scarce people of USA after an apocalyptic event under one faction. There is some action but very little
Gunfights, yes. For the regular fights against bandits and whatnot you are supposed to use nonlethal weapons and melee but the bossfights let you use regular weapons.
That said, the game doesn't have that much combat, it punctuates the core gameplay rather than being the core gameplay.
you mean "it's nonsense"
it's a good fun solid game, but the story is dog shit, the dialogues are cringe, the whole thing is beneath B movie stuff
The only thing they prove is that there's not much a movie would be able to add.
Bandits, terrorists, a crazy Texan guy in a mask and an undead war veteran
i think it will expand on the universe, not cover the game
well Mads role is like the biggest spoiler but he's Sam's (aka your) father and he's sort of a ghost
>i think it will expand on the universe, not cover the game
I'd take a prequel. Something like a feature length version of the long flashback scene at the end. That would be cool.
would be cool, depends what happens in DS2 since the lore will probably expand
i have no idea what this game is or what it's about, can anyone explain to me Mads' role in it?
iirc she's scarred over 90% of her body and she was used to deliver a nuke to some city that blew up or something? I stopped caring a while after that
>t. newbie
He plays an undead soldier who had a grave injustice done to him back when he was alive and drags the protagonist into a war torn pocket dimension for a bossfight a few times.
sounds pretty fricking cool
It is. DS has some pretty big pacing issues, especially for a game that already doesn't have that much action, but when the big action setpieces happen, they're some wild stuff.
>some pretty big pacing issues
Strapping a crying baby to the MCs chest was such an unbelievably moronic decision the already boring gameplay is always stopping dead in its tracks while you soothe the fricking baby.
if you're not moronic this is something you barely have to do. were you falling down cliffs most of the game?
Wow you described that perfectly.
It already is a movie, i don't get it
*chainsmokes*
Hideo...
*adjusts wig*
why are you
*crashes motorcycle*
filming all my scenes first
>MGS will not be El Creatividad's first foray into the film world
MGbros, we got too wienery. DSChads are going to get all the spotlight now...
Norman Reedus would make a better Snake anyways
...What? Reedus looks like a moronic Finnish man with FAS.
>REEEEEE Isaacs is a Hispanic REEEEEE
I'd rather get a Chad-looking manlet like Oscar, who's also a GOAT actor, than Reedus.
It's not in any case. He already made a docu about himself
Glen Milner made that documentary.
LA CREATIVIDAD
however the world is very cool and it's a comfy game
and Mads was amazing in this, one of his best roles
Literally me
My bones are chilled
>live-action #DeathStranding movie
Who the frick are they going to get to play Sam?
don't know if the movie will cover the actual game, i think it might be an entirely different story in the same universe
Idris Elba
Anthony Mackie
Johnathan Majors
>HE
>WUZ
>SAM
Will Smith
Keanu Reeves. And I'm only half joking, I could actually kinda see it work
Emily Kinney
DEATH STRANDING > METAL GEAR Black folk
!!!FACT!!!
hoping there will be comfy acid rain scenes
I still haven't beaten DS yet. It was at least 6 months ago since I touched that game. I think I'm over half way though. Is the game worth finishing?
yeah
It is. Once the game gets to its climax it climaxes for a pretty long time and after that it ends for a pretty long time. The ending has the obligatory tedious "let's sit the player done and lecture him about the themes and morals of the game" scene all of Kojimas games have but everything else about it is is really effective and well executed.
It wouldn't be hard to find something better to do. I bought death stranding twice (ps4 and pc) because I was so sure it would be good but It's so fricking boring I just can't progress. It's the only kojima game I haven't finished.
tbh it peaks at the mountains and does become a bit of a slog to finish after that
The final "map" is a wet fart
Maybe I'll watch a playthrough sometime, thanks for humoring me
do people here actually like hunter? why do they keep addressing this gay as a "she"?
Kojima is a glowBlack person, isn’t he
He didn't write it but MGS2 is a pretty huge blackpill about glowies
He got so lucky with mgs2. They story is pretty lame until the end where this so-called fiction predicts almost perfectly all the 1984 on steroids glowBlack persony we see today.
Sons of Liberty was incredible when it came out. There was nothing like it.
I don't remember it that way.I recall everyone being pissed off at being forced to play this homosexual raiden after playing the demo disc where you get to play as Snake. All the amazing shit about the game only became widely known years later.
Before Sons of Liberty, you had 4 games where you play as Solid Snake. Also people loved Gray Fox, and Raiden was basically him.
>Also people loved Gray Fox, and Raiden was basically him.
Not in mgs2 he wasn't. Nobody liked raiden he sucks deal with it. All the time you're playing mgs2 you're just looking forward to the next snake bit.
You get the katana in the game, which is something that everyone wanted in MGS
I like Raiden. Of all the MGS protagonists he's the only one whose story has a satisfying conclusion.
that's not really relevant to mgs2 raiden sucking balls.
It's not thanks to the Reddit hit game MGR.
That's hardly true but then against MGS2 was my first MGS game so I only had Tanker chapter to get used to Snake before spending the rest of the game as Raiden
Ok though I'm sure you've heard about how, due to the demo disc, everyone expected to be playing mgs2 as snake but instead they got a moronic twink albino, generating a lot of righteous anger directed at the character.
Yes, I'm aware of this and it means nothing to me. I always picked "I prefer MGS2" at the start of MGS3.
Never heard a single gamer complain back when I was about 14 when I played the game. It was brought up by the autistic homies that make 4 hour video essays on youtube.
You werent on the internet then at all.
Because it was enough that Konami and Hideo ditched him and turned him a gay joke in MGS3 and only much later on brought him as a side character in 4 and as a protagonist in a whole different thing as attempt to redeem the effort in making him
moron, we got big boss instead of snake in 3
And then we got old snake thinking it was big boss in 4
And finally we got a random paramedic dude that LARPed as Big Boss in 5
Big boss is boring and gay and only survived because it was the boss plan btw
yeah, we got the guy identical to snake who's called snake, and who served as the prototype for the clone. Because everyone loved Raiden.
That's why he's turned into a gay punchline and he wears gay panties
Finally a crossover between the two of the most insufferable fandoms
Does this mean that we'll see Troy Baker in the big screen for the first time?
>will finally direct
did you skip 30 years or something?
Part of what made death stranding so special was the online community aspect of it, where you would use other people's equipment and they would use yours
how could you possibly translate that to a film?
pirate it
LA CREATIVIDAD STRIKES AGAIN
death stranding unironically had the best "acting" performances I've ever seen in a video game. It's the perfect game to adapt to a film
Played this game during lockdown of Covid. Comfy memories
Die-Hardman's confession/apology scene is easily the greatest performance and face mocap I've seen in a game. That dude stole the game at the end.
>stole
wow racist
agreed, that was the exact scene I was thinking of. Pure cinema
The guy is a good actor, that's it.
The writing is terrible
Every single section/scene with Cliff was pure unfiltered kino. By far the best part of the game.
we got some kino on the way bros
Movie could be kino but it won't hit like the game
Every good thing about Metal Gear was made by other people at Konami, I'm convinced. Hideo just wanted embarassing 40 hour cutscenes with a child's understanding of international geopolitics about how nukes are bad.
>camouflage
>food rotting
>giving prison guards food poisoning
>healing system
>removing trackers that change 3 levels down the line
>shooting radios
>starving soldiers
100% none of this was Kojima. He was just the guy who wrote the """""emotional"""" dance scene in the rain with Quiet and all the other cringe shit
>A24
Damn. That sucks.
The plot reportedly revolves around the death stranding event which sent the world to shit initially. It's not going to follow the plot of the video game.
that would be awesome
The problem is the whole magic underworld of death is nonsense shit to explain interesting gameplay about the ghosts.
In film format the whole gobblediasiatic is even worse
eh, they can either just simplify it (a la The Matrix) or double-down on the Kojima-ness of everything. Since he's working with A24 I'm inclined to think they'll go the latter route
>something something chirality antimatter extinction event entity
sounds perfectly reasonable and logical to me
Exactly, it's just magical 'sciencey' nonsense acted with ridiculous melodramatic tones. If it wasn't a game this would be like The Room
I dont know, it's more of an "explanation" than we ever got for lost for example and people gobbled that up regardless.
>Death Stranding but actually a movie
Why? The cutscenes were the weakest part of the game until it all came together at the very end, the best parts were when you were just trudging along and using your tool to figure out how to climb a cliff for 20 minutes
How about you make DS2 you hack
I was promised a trip to the moon
I thought A24 was trying to go more mainstream? Are they trying to go bankrupt?
I'm just gonna say it, Metal Gear Survive isn't that bad and its only real flaw is the lack of tactical stealth against human agents - and the story/acting is as ridiculous and bad as any other MGS
SO HUH, THEY ARE BOTH CLONES OF THE FIRST VILLAIN, AND HUH . . . NOW THE OLD GUY HAS HIS BROTHER'S ARMS AND HUUUUUH... BECAUSE OF THE MAGIC NANO MACHINES HE TAKES HIS PERSONALITY AND MEMORY AND THEN, HUH, THE SUPER DUPER COMPUTER MUST BE TURNED OFF...
I'm just waiting for the "Princess Beach" line
finally. this should have been a movie in the first place. im all in
>cramming a 20 hour long movie that has real actors and directors attached to it into a 2 hour movie with none of the actors or directors
Lmao
plus the whole concept of the game was about long sections traversing interesting landscape, trying not to fallover and lose your packages, then getting to a beautiful view and hearing some pleasant music with no dialogue. It was already essentially a long movie that could never be experienced in theaters. wtf kind of movie do they think it would make if everything interesting was cut out
This seems quite rapey
>what did Kojima mean by this
it was Guillermo's idea
hows it feel knowing being a trans cutie is more valid than being a chuddy blumpkin?
LA CREATIVIDAD
dude i have to study the concept for my test tommorrow, should i just write down kojima's name in my exam?
yeah, but cite that post number
ok
HideoKojina & A24 linked up! need it or keep it??!
If this is gonna take around 2-3 years to create, it'll likely come out around the same time as DS2
he's going to abuse everyone on set just like anno did because no one can understand his CREATIVIDAD
It will be great, I hope Kojima will feel fulfilled by actually producing a movie, although I doubt he will. I hope he's not spreading himself too thin with three projects up in the air.
KINOOOO
I thought it was already a movie?
Doesnt say anything about him directing, moron.
You kids are stupid.
if they dont get everyone from the game to be in the movie as their characters then whats the point?
all main characters are played by irl actors anyway
it would be so weird if they got different actors honestly
In keeping with the spirit of Kojima, I insist the movie open with seven different title screens to puzzle through before you put in your birthday.
>Press Shift+NumLock+Y to advance to next scene
do the discord troony raiders think they are actually winning anyone over with this shit? all you are doing is radicalizing people further
will they hire they same ingame actors for the movie though