Hideo Kojima skipped Fire Walk With Me because it was too long

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fire walk with me is too long
    also: kojima

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Metal Gear Solid 4 is a masterpiece and FWWM is pretentious goyslop

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's ironic that wont call MGS (regardless of which one) pretentious as frick created by the most pretentious video game director of all time but a great movie somehow is pretentious because you say so. You're either a moronic weeb or have the shittiest taste of all time.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          sneed about it. lynch is a conman who makes shit up and fooled you into thinking he’s an artist.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even the king has his stumbles

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Twin Peaks the epitome of kino? Is there anything else that comes close?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The X-Files

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sopranos obvi

        Both are good but not even close to TP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sopranos obvi

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better Call Saul

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        bait

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The audacity of this asiatic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is he blew all of his load in these 2 hours
      You barely interact with the story outside of them

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >135 minutes was too long so I watched three 60 minute episodes instead

    ?????

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Return is engaging and mysterious. FWWM is just boring to death.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scorsese outing himself as a hack for naming Nolan
    >Kojima outing himself as a hack for naming Lynch
    Interesting couple days.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >skipping the best part of the series
    kek what a pleb

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it wasn't

    >Watched Fire Walk With Me.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twin Peaks is overrated as shit, the only reason to watch it is because Donna is an S tier waifu.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally worst girl you homosexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did your parents react when they found out you were a homosexual? Were they disappointed?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >worse than nadine, catherine, Maddie, Lucy or Josie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you mean FWWM Donna

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pilot donna is god tier. She hit the fricking wall by episode 2. The fastest in history.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. It's true. She was hot in her modest dress. Then she tries to be a bawd and looked like shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mispelled Norma

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Norma is also an S tier waifu but comes in a close second.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She is first in my heart

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if kojima decides to not make any sense in his next game because of how kewl surrealism is, then frick him

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good thing about fwwm was the nipple kissing scene

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the best twin peaks
      sir

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole fricking movie is kino. The Phillip Jeffries scene, hello?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FWWM is the EoE of Twin Peaks, meaning for me that it's essential to appreciating the rest of it. The part better (or, essentially) defines the whole. A foolish move.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FWWM is the EoE of Twin Peaks
      this has been my perspective on the it also, both films complete and compliment their respective shows.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is completely wrong, as FWWM is a fantastic complement to the show, while EoE is action slop made by a disillusioned Anno after his series became super popular and he was inundated by morons asking him to explain things. The original Eva series is fantastic, EoE is "I got bored because there weren't enough exploding robots in the last 2 episodes, could you re-do them but this time with more exploding robots?".

      EoE is my litmus test for if you're a functioning human being or not. It's an outright mockery of the original, and most people don't get that.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s he on?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What’s he on?
      huffs his own farts, very high quality.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it was too long
    kojima is a zoomer now? are people actually regressing mentally because of too much internet?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is he so likable, bros?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not saying it's too long. It's saying FWWM is boring and annoying Lynch-wank. #TeamFrost.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am not watching this 2hr15min movie. Too long!
    >I will stick to this 18hr miniseries, thank you

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FWWM a shit. But Sheryl Lee pulled off one of the greatest lead actress preformance of all time.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He also said he dropped BCS early on and skipped to the Walt and Jesse episode when it came out, and had no idea wtf was going on

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Screenshot?

      bait

      Shit taste

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron really thinks Better Call Saul is even in the same conversation as Twin Peaks. I bet you think Breaking Bad is on the same level as Sopranos as well

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no one gives a frick about ꜱⲟypranos except fatherless incels

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your post reeks of underage

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              your post smells like my dick after fricking your uncle’s ass out until it prolapsed

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have NEVER played a Kojima game that was genuinely fun to play. Even old MGS games are outdated gameplay wise.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same tbqh, the only one I really liked was this Metal Gear for the GBC and only now I discover that it wasn't directed by Kojimbo.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Kojima was saying he didn’t like it at all but phrased it in a way that wouldn’t scandalize his friends who suggested it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what he said though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read the second clause in my post again

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what he said and you made some conspiracy about it. No point in over analyzing. If he really didn't like it, he wouldn't have posted about it at all. He clearly was just bothered by the length (which is weird coming from him) but nevertheless maybe he just doesn't like long movies.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can you read? I never stated “what he said”, I was saying that he didn’t like it because he didn’t finish it but phrased it in a non controversial way. I like Kojima a lot so there’s no need to go gorilla with his dick in your mouth

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Fire Walk With Me with the Missing Pieces re-edited into it is the only way

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks 135-minute-film is too long
    >proceeds to watch a 15-hour-film

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