Hiking

Kino about dying alone in the woods?

https://www.kctv5.com/2022/07/12/lost-hiker-found-dead-following-search-wooded-area-lake-jacomo/

He couldn't make it over a 24 hr period. What do you think happened to him? Sun went down then found dead the next day.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The medical examiner was called to the scene to try to determine the exact cause of death.
    How the frick would we know? They haven't said what state they found him in except... dead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lake Jacomo is in the state of Missouri, they found him there.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That qweermo in Alaska, not that one, the bus one that eventually they airlifted out and presumably dropped into the ocean.
    Also Greys hunt people in the woods.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guaranteed snake or insect bite. This is mating/spawning season for most animals and they are crazy active and aggressive.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >alone
    no but this movie was great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For a split second, it looked like a giant turkey.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's not?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it definetly wasnt bigfoot. he is a good and friendly guy and would never stomp someones head off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skinwalker obviously

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he finally left the city

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Walkers are cool. It's drug addicts and healthy panhandlers who suck.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cant even go 24 hours.
    KWAB, imagine getting mogged by some kid who did 2 days. Who cant even write a paragraph.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow he looks really young, how old is he

      Literally if you just stay put and wait to be found, you'll probably be okay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The midget is 3 years old.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wow based, my little boy is almost that old, holy shit that's bravery

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the face of someone who has seen the Dance of the Sasquatches

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like someone tried to kill him with a bicycle pump to the head and lost interest 89% way through.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't even try and pretend this is the same kid that got lost.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it is, and a big blue bear helped him.
        iirc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the face of someone who has seen the Dance of the Sasquatches

      He looks like a baby Rene Auberjonois

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a fricking Changeling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        He looks like a baby Rene Auberjonois

        Huh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His abusive mom whispered in hi ear and made him look like this. He looked normal right before this picture was taken.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if only you knew how bad things really are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      He looks like a baby Rene Auberjonois

      That’s a fricking Changeling.

      wtf lmao

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wonder how many of these guys/girls would be alive if they had a gun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clothes folded reminds me of the dutch girls who were murdered and dismembered by natives in Central America. The natives washed their clothing and fricked with their cell phones, but claimed to know nothing.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buttraped by Sasquatch.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a right to be here

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Explosive diarrhea from eating weird berries.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >where is he?

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