>hinge entire operation of state-of-the-art dinosaur theme park on one guy
>don't pay him
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>hinge entire operation of state-of-the-art dinosaur theme park on one guy. >don't pay him
It was a different time
It was a passion project
>nerdy character
>can him nerdry
BRAVO SPEILBERG
It was hinged on the system he was contracted to build. He was there fixing bugs, not running it. He was paid the agreed on amount, I’m sorry he has money problems, but they are his money problems.
He was totally unappreciated in his time. They were gonna run the whole park in that room with minimal staff for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight connection machines and debug two million lines of code for what he bid for that job?
"Thanks, Dad"
His workstation was a mess, as a boss I would've paid him even less if I could
Our lives were in his hands and he had butterfingers.
what a complete slob!
Thanks god you don't run Dinosaur park. You people never learn.
>spills soda on computer
>entire park security shuts down, killing thousands
actually auctioned his salary
where other programmers were bidding high prices for their salary
ned thought he'd put something low, saying the job would be easy
found out it wasn't easy
just look it up lol
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>we see Nedry with an eye patch and cybernetic enhancements
>"I'm here for my revenge....DAD!"
>camera pans slowly to reveal the brain of Hammond in a jar voiced by Bob Odenkirk with a British accent
>the jar is slowly lowered into the body of a T-Rex with gorilla arms
>"as you can see...I spared no expense "
>JURASSIC WORLD:REVENGEANCE
Based on these threads ive actually been considering making a comic where Nedry survived the attack and goes on a revenge mission to hunt and kill all Dilos
Please do it. Please.
Kino, fund it.
This would unironically have been a more respectful sequel than the jurrasic world films
He was getting paid in exposure.
>IT was the one area he spared the expense
The point is that expense was, in fact, spared fricking everywhere
>one guy to run the entire park
>one animal handler to control a t-rex
>can't put down the current highly aggressive batch of raptors because cloning them cost too much money
>one doc to take care of hundreds of animals which no one has ever seen before
The fact that they outsourced the IT infrastructure that was supposed to tie it all together to a startup consisting of Nedry and two other guys was just the cherry on top
He agreed to the chilli and seeb ass sign on bonus.
nedry's soda stutter speech is unironically how I sound to others during my morning standup
>I uhhh exported that uhhh fbx so yeah I did that and I uhhh overwrote the old one so that the uhh um the new one is there instead and now im uhh moving onto the next thing the next thing im supposed to work on ill do it and if you need me to uhh do something else i can i can jump onto that instead and yeah
For me it inserting "ya know" after every other word. I talk like a fricking rat bastard. I hate it.
i do that too, started mixing in "ya feel me?" but that might be a bit rasta
Are you about to discuss the bonus situation with me?
>not only appearing on zoom even if in the office
>not refusing to activate camera
>not staying muted until asked a direct question and responding with a curt “yeah” “nope” or “ok” that gets slightly cut off as you remute.
>not leaving the zoom as soon as someone starts talking about their weekend
NGM… actually yeah you might make it, but it works for me.
>back when kids knew UNIX