>his favorite kino doesn't pass the Bechdel test
ISHYGDDT.
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>his favorite kino doesn't pass the Bechdel test
>his favorite kino doesn't pass the Bechdel test
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Reminder that Alison Bechdel never said the test was a measure of the film's quality.
Yeah, it was just supposed to be a gag in a comic she made. But even if she did say it was meant to be serious, who the frick cares? It's impossible to make an all-encompassing test that objectively describes the quality of all movies, the people who use the Bechdel test are morons
This. I can't believe people take it seriously. Its a one-off joke in a comic strip.
Didn't this guy get roiped?
Death of the author+all art is political+didn't ask+ratio
>her
>she
that's how western women look when they forget to put on makeup
Yes. Alison Bechdel is not a troony.
almost like feminists lack critical thinking skills
Not to mention, life itself barely passes the Bechdel-test.
>this is what Cinemaphile anons look like irl
no wonder you homosexuals are trannies and think consooming pedowood media is a hobby
>When you're friends with someone then you find out they are incredibly racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and jannyphobic.
Based frog living the best life.
i want to board
I love you guys (no homo).
Kino
I know people think this guy is israeli but that's a 100% Swiss/Palatinate German phenotype right there.
My bet is canadian
thought the same
Yes, a hooked nose is seen in many different ethnicities.
If that nose isn't photoshopped then hoo boy...
Could be worse
It's actually a great system. You can skip any scene where women are talking. Makes modern media tolerable.
I would never be friends with someone who looked like that.
mun lempileffa on kummeli jackpot
Who wants to hear women talk?
I love women, and I love the sound of their voices.
You mean the test that was created as a joke in a comic and that the joke was that it didn't work since the movie that passed the test in the comic was Rambo VS Godzilla?
What next? We're gonna take Chick Tracts seriously? Hold on to your Black Leaf!
I meant Alien. I god dazzled by the idea of Rambo fighting Godzilla, I guess.
Oh man, imagine if they took the Expendables in the fighting 80s movie monsters direction?
>Hold on to your Black Leaf!
I got that reference.
Get FRICKED Marcie!
>several panels too long
>no joke/pay-off
Every single time.
Kinda based, I do something similar where I don't watch a movie if it has black people in it. Might add women to the filter as well, now that I think about it.
We'll always have Lawrence of Arabia, my brother.
They don't. The closest they get to the topics you mention is astrology, and even then they only get into astrology in the most pseud way possible.
>No blacks
>No women
The only thing that could make Lawrence of Arabia better is if the ending explicitly showed that Zionists rugpulled the Arab revolt to make it all for nothing and that was why he became a blackpilled hermit.
>the movie that passed the test in the comic was Rambo VS Godzilla?
there's no way you're this moronic
am i licherally gonna have to use the phrase media literacy here
see
This rule is stupid
Women only talk to each other about men
>the movie that passed the test in the comic was Rambo VS Godzilla?
Anon... what?
Anon... what?
>Being so bothered by visual media you have to make RULES to enjoy them
Holy shit do people really do this????
The Patriarchy counts as men btw
Imagine punching this dude in the mouth with no warning.
I was thinking more along the lines of fatal curbstomping but a punch would ruin whatever it is he considers a life, so I'll take it.
How many times do you think this image has been reposted on the internet? Is 10,000 too high of a guess?
Idk but it still makes me laugh every time.
I’ve always wondered where this is. It looks like some sort of livestock facility but there’s tourists and a check-in desk so its obviously been repurposed for something far less cool or useful
Why do you guys obsess over Twitter like this?
It's from Facebook, chud.
I don't use social media
>he said, posting to
>his favorite kino doesn't pass the Bechdel test
ISHYGDDT.
Cinemaphile isn't modern social media since it's anonymous. It's 2024. Things change. Social media doesn't mean what it meant in 2010 anymore.
The harder you fail the Bechdel Test the better your kino is.
Technically, “Women Talking” doesn’t pass the Bechdel-test.
>makes a movie centered on women
>is about RAPEEEEEE
fricking hell lmao it's like their identity at this point
I heard the sequel is coming out soon, "Mean snoring'
My favorite kino that does is the Corman production Forbidden World (reusing sets originally designed by James Cameron!). In it there's a scene where the two named female leads have a conversation that's not about the male characters.
They're naked and bathing in the scene for maximum exploitative wonderment.
>They're naked and bathing in the scene
This sounds soooo empowering! When are conservatards gonna see that sex work is real work?
>the ultimate badass woman power fantasy
>there’s only one woman in it
>she only talks about men (and sometimes robots)
Does anyone know of girls ever get together and talk about the universe and galaxies, evolutionary science and philosophy? Outside of an academic context of course. Has anyone seen it happen organically in a woman only friendship group?
I've talked to girls irl about affirmative action once
I used to socialise a lot when I was at University and that is the only time I head women talking about academic subjects, but it was always related to the course. Only the men would talk about subjects that had nothing to do with what they were studying.
they don't and they absolutely hate whatever nerd shit you're into
>and talk about the universe and galaxies, evolutionary science and philosophy?
>implying that average men do this either
But yes, I've seen my gf and her friends sitting around talking about crystals and astrology and easily cover all those topics.
>n-no, i didn't meant like that!
Move those goalposts, kid.
Weak bait
>it doesn't count if they're talking about the universe and philosophy in the context of astrology, noooooo
lmao
you were born a joke and you'll die a joke
sorry you've never experienced hanging out around your gf and her friends
Yes, but they were geeky nerds. My cousin and her friends were all sci-fi fans and amateur astronomy buffs. And they liked the pre-70s sci-fi the most. This is how I learned that a lot of 50s sci-fi movies and tv shows, even children shows, were actually science accurate (for the times) and not the bad sci-fi meme the decade has become known for.
What the frick. Thinking about it, no, I can't remember a single time I've heard anything like that. To be fair it's not exactly something I would have paid attention to I guess, but with 5 sisters, surely something should come to mind.
I've never heard any males do that either outside of a course context. And even then, it was in a mocking bored way, not with any real interest.
I think the last time I heard something like that was by me when I was a 8 or 9 yo kid talking with my dad asking him questions about space.
You have moronic friend, then. I'll routinely talk with my friends about any and all "intellectual" topics.
Stop pretending they're real people, it will save you a lot of heartache
Do basedboys really get together in a group to talk about galaxies?
No. But they do talk about Guardians of the Galaxy.
Do men ever get together and discuss anything intelligent, or do they just discuss how much they hate trannies and Black folk?
we do both
You sound like a gay nerd
They have the tightest bussy.
>only 2 anons out of all these (you)ers realize how cringe this is
You sound like you're fresh out of high school still and your mind is still being blown by epic philosophy and physics. When you get a little older you'll realize none of that shit matters, unless it's related to your job, and people would really prefer to talk about more immediate and practical things like hobbies, work, travel plans/experiences, and so on. Having le deep epic discussion about metaphysics or epistemology is so fricking tiresome and irrelevant.
I had my phase too, but don't worry you'll grow out of it.
>t. master's degree in philosophy
>and therefore women are better than men
Weird thing to conclude from what I said. I send love from Kazakhstan on a regular basis.
Priveliged and blessed. Most people are not like you.
>im a boring depressed gay and everyone else should be do
You sound like you're a boring moron. You should stop projecting your pathetic existence on others.
Way past college and my friends and I still love nerding out over history, philosophy and politics.
At some point, we all become Wallace Shawn.
No. They liked it when I talked about it though. They know nothing about it despite being in college.
Like 1 in 20 men care at all and (high estimate) 1 in 100 have a genuine interest in philosophy.
I'm really curious about the moments leading up to this photo
>Okay buddy, see you later! What do you have planned for today?
>Just hating women, minorities, and the LGBT community. Bye!
People look at me like this every day
you guys are afraid of women. if you get laid for once your sexism will evaporate. if you really want to grow up past being a chud you need to [spoilers]ba$kin robert$ tru$t fund b&[/spoiler]
Sex doesn't interest me. People are all dumb pieces of shit, male and female, me included.
It's not sexism, it's misanthropy.
i frick my big booba jp gf on the reg
don't @ me
I do too. Her being on her regs makes her super horny for some reason.
Alison Bechdel's childhood is so bizarre they made a musical out of her comic autobiography. Little girl growing up in a mortuary realizing she's a lesbian at the same time her father kills himself because he was a closeted gay pedophile.
What's gamergate?
Most anons ITT have been like 10 during gamergate
13
hello how is the weather in tel aviv, nazitroonyspammer?
Do people in real life worry about this stuff or is it all on social media? Master and Commander was my first girlfriend's favorite movie since she was a fighting sail nerd. I've watched it with most of the women I've dated, and they all liked it even if they weren't into the genre.
Social media is now real life. People are on it 16 hours a day and most things you had to do other ways before you can do using social media.
I hate it, but it is what it is. We're one tech goggle away from a total VR interface between us and the real world.
That's a hideous israelite woman pretending to be a man.
I love kite women!
it's a typical canadian, israelites are chads
You now realise that Portal 2 doesn’t pass the Bechdel test.
Nah. Inland Empire totally passed the Bechdel Test.
The Bechdel test was a joke.
See pic related.
Anyways, I often just introduce myself as a nazi when I meet new people. Really helps melting the ice usually.
>Really helps melting the ice
Ovens'll do that.
People legit bring this shit up and don't realize that women IRL only talk about men and superficial trash. You instead write women that aren't relatable to 99% of the audience.
my manager is a woman and i became her best friend by just chatting about popculture nonsense (which i love tbqh because i'm a dumb moron b***h)
I prefer to call it the Bechdel filter, for when I don't want to watch a movie with people like this.
>When your friends with someone then you find out they are incredibly racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic
Fifty shades of grey pases the bechdel test
>parents were spineless douchebags that watched all the dogshit action films in the 80s where the character was called 'jack'
>name their aids-from-birth infected son jack
It's interesting how the best films have very little female presence, if at all
Women have anti-kino energy teebeeaych