His films are all cold, mechanical and lack humanity.

His films are all cold, mechanical and lack humanity.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was literally autistic. He worked his actors to death because he couldn't properly communicate what he wanted out of them.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tarkovsky, aren't you supposed to be dead right now?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One word: Watch Barry Lyndon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Paths of Glory

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barry Lyndon is not a counter example you fricking moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Barry Lyndon is replete with emotion, it's just kept below the surface. That's the point

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Barry Lyndon is replete with emotion, it's just kept below the surface. That's the point

        The scene where Barry’s son dies is one of the most emotional moments in cinema imho

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This and the humour

          I've never been a fan. There is not a single Kubrick film I think is very good. The Shining is probably the best.
          He is incredibly overrated.

          The shining is his worst or full metal jacket

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Full Metal Jacket is a fricking masterpiece

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So is The Shining. Kubrick never made a bad film.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            checked, but e-girlta is his worst, he was cooking his best shit during the 70s

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This and the humour
            It's too dry for Americans to get the narrator is taking the piss the whole time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barry Lyndon is a very cold film.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had no vision of a better world but I appreciate his vicious insight into evil

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no vision of a better world that is an honest one.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eyes Wide Shut despite its subject matter is a very warm film.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      true

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is an interesting contrast. It does have almost a cozy holiday vibe, despite being one of his "coldest" movies in terms of subject

        His use of color in the film is the best in his career in my opinion. It's not my favorite film of his and I disliked it on release - but I've since had a reckoning with it and I love it. It's cloned the ranks of his films for me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the appeal of blue juxtaposed with orange has been exposed time and time again. he didn't do anything special, he was just exploiting a quirk of the human brain.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or he was just shooting a really good looking fricking film. They used to look like this. They used to have sets and proper lighting. Even a film like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shits all over most current films aesthetics wise.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is not a particularly evocative or memorable shot. Wow much lightbulb, very bright.
              I agree with your broader rant about film vs. digital slop.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This is not a particularly evocative or memorable shot
                I disagree. The choice of where to put the camera - the lighting - the architecture, it's beautiful in my opinion. This is my favorite shot in the entire film anyway. I get the same feeling when I see the scene of Deckard reading his paper in front of the neon on a rainy street.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm still incredibly impressed that none of this was shot on-location
                i would've never been able to tell

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fake moon landing
                No, Native Americans don't even exist. They're actually blacks. Whilst simultaneously being Egyptians, Elvis, George Washington, and Alexander The Great.

                EWS primarily succeeded because Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are very beautiful, and their real-life marriage was implicated in the public consciousness when this movie was released.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh huh.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a very beautiful woman, yes. Your brain is rotted by porn.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I merely wanted an excuse to post nicole, anon. Putt away the pre-canned responses you save for morons.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is easy to mistake "uh huh" as condescension, anon.
                She is elder god-tier redhead.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know, which I why I called you anon instead of a turbo homosexual. I thought my pic of her lookin' absolutely smokin' would've been enough, but you're right, people really are moronic and there's no accounting for taste.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was a real nut factory in this movie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's one of the films I mastutbated to the most on fricking VHS. Christ I'm old. The scene against the tree is an all timer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                For me it's pic related and yes I jerked off to this scene as well. I know I rented it at least once because of the cover.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                she was very rapeable in that movie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wasn't this using rear projection?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Blade runner sucks

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's just beautiful because the human brain experiences it as beautiful, and that's how he easily made it look beautiful durrrh!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is an interesting contrast. It does have almost a cozy holiday vibe, despite being one of his "coldest" movies in terms of subject

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eyes Wide Shut is the only Kubrick film I regularly rewatch. Absolute comfy kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who knew Nick Nightingale would go on to direct Tar? So cash.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doubly ironic that Cate Blanchett voiced the hooker in EWS.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hard agree, it's so warm from the xmas vibe, which has a certain nostalgic and almost insular kind of warmth. yet we still feel the cold of the winter and of the characters and their activities, that the juxtaposition of all these things gives it some kind of twilight feeling. even at a glance of your picrel it feels off, and i don't like the framing but when i think about it more the piano represents nick and the tree and symbol represent bill. the polarity of their suit colors and demeanors. what does it all mean. . . fake moon landing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fake moon landing
        No, Native Americans don't even exist. They're actually blacks. Whilst simultaneously being Egyptians, Elvis, George Washington, and Alexander The Great.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a dream. Read the book. It's basically Cruise thinking/dreaming about sex to get back at Kidmann for hurting his feefees.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb, boring and tired take.
    First, cold and "inhuman" does nor automatically equals bad.
    Second, this opinion misses the ending of "Paths of Glory"., one of the most moving moments in film history, to the point of being almost too much.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he kills himself.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cold, mechanical and lack humanity.

    Translation:
    >where are the heckin quips!
    >for the love of God... CRACK A JOKE!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of humour and quips in kubrick films

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Full Metal Jacket is a comedy for long stretches. Dr Strangelove is an all out comedy.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    his films are emotional you just don't feel him screaming at you in every scene telling you how to feel like aronofsky or some hack

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these shill posts are lifeless, performative and lack soul.

    He's still better than you. And he's been dead a quarter century.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been a fan. There is not a single Kubrick film I think is very good. The Shining is probably the best.
    He is incredibly overrated.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    woman moment

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cold, mechanical, and lack humanity? Just wait until you go outside and meet actual people.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clockwork Orange was his autistic freakout. It sucked.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am cold, mechanical, and lack humanity so they really connect with me.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s a pajeet, literally brown, what were you expecting? Soul? Creativity? He’s literally brown

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They said the same thing about Edgard Varése's pieces....

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're mannered, precise and lack melodrama.

    Not the same thing.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kubrick's films are actually filled with feeling. He doesn't draw conclusions for you, though, or tell you what to think about what's happening in his films, so some people mistake that for coldness. He doesn't have Tom Cruise give a big speech at the end articulating what the character thinks about everything that's happened.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have no idea how people honestly can say this shit

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    israelite after all

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's it like to only have one single solitary thought in your brain?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's great, but I think I actually like Lynch more. I'm glad Eyes Wide Shut is experiencing some kind of re-evaluation and is now considered one of his best films.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch barry lyndon
    its one of the most comfy movies ever along with being one of the most beautiful

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

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