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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are who we are.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it's historically accurate.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Edward I expelled the small hats from England in 1290.

    Kneel before him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >expelled
      wrong word beginning with ex
      could have saved us a lot of trouble

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wanted to go to Jerusalem and be remembered as a crusader king
      >can’t go because Scots keep revolting back home
      You mad Eddie boy?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that true? Kek that's pretty fricking funny. Based rebellious scots to crush

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eddie I did the pre-Crusade consecration thing like 3 times in his life, and every time got wienerblocked by domestic unrest (although I think 1 of the times it was from Llywelyn ap Gruffydd's attacks in the Marches instead of the Jocks)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean he’s called the ‘Hammer of the Scots’ for a reason.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't that James I?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >modern movie
    >The English are evil and incompetent

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chad father
    >Weak son
    Are french people really like this???

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Edward II wasn’t as bad as people make out he was an incompetent king who had favourites which caused big turmoil in the court and he lost a lot of English territory in France but he wasn’t an effeminate weakling either.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Edward ii was a bara homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >french

      history is not my strongest

      so were they normans in braveheart or what?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie set on earth
    >anglochads are the protagonists

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anglos and Germanics were always evil and in combination they are completely unstoppable. Even today, look at the Rothschild family. The entire financial system that we know as western capitalism is controlled by anglos behind the scenes(committee of 300). They in turn control the bilderberg and other israeli cronies.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Longshanks
      was not Anglo. He was a Norman descendant. Normans themselves were a mixture of Scandinavians and French-Britons.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Longshanks was a descendant of King Alfred. He's an Anglo.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was also the first King of England to habitually speak English at court. After all he was named by his father Henry III after Edward the confessor, and Henry was a big angloboo. At the time it was unusual to name an heir to the throne such an archaic Anglo Saxon name.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder he was such a limp dicked cuck

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're saying this in English

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because of USA

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because of England

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they got cucked so hard by their old colony, sure. Congratulations Nigel, be sure to thank all the Americans for helping you in TWO world wars lol

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Longshanks belonged to House of Plantagenet.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >House of Plantagenet
          A French-Norman line.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the royal navy ended slavery
    where's my movie about that

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have "history's largest empire"
    >it's literally just pooistan, a desert prison island colony, scattered poor african states, and one worthwhile colony that quickly fights its way to independence and then eclipses you in every imaginable way
    Bravo

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean the israelites have been in control of Hollywood since what? the 50s?
    what did you think was gonna happen?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its da jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        good morning sir

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is, but it also is much worse than a random nationality from the desert. Stay unconscious. The shit posted on pol is barely scratching the surface. Go read The History of Central Banks and research the wealthiest family legacies throughout history.

        >Longshanks
        was not Anglo. He was a Norman descendant. Normans themselves were a mixture of Scandinavians and French-Britons.

        It doesn't really matter. That entire peninsular area all the way to west Germany was a humanity powerhouse throughout most of history and it produced exceptional individuals, much of whom still have their legacies in everything.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let me rephrase:
          The Scandinavians were Northern Europeans, while the French-Britons were the returning British people who belonged to the British Isles originally but were forced to move to France at an earlier point in time.
          And they formed England's greatest dynasty: the Plantagenets.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        my bluepilled gamer brother who does nothing but watch goyslop & watch streamers all day sent me this meme couple of days ago
        it's over for ~~*You*~~

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOO NOT MY MAGIC ELFS

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saying you're bored of something or putting "muh" in front of it or whatever doesn't magically make it not true. (That said, Braveheart's many inaccuracies are hilariously entertaining, even to a bong like me.)

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALBA GU BRATHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro why are you putting greentext on the title?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First historical appearance is a genocide of a celt population after betrayal
    >Lose wars to danes, genocide their settlements after they sail from isle
    >Start colonisation of a new world with a genocide
    >Genocide Irish after not tasting blood long enough
    >Genocide abbos
    >Genocide maori
    >Genocide themselves by importing poos
    >As a parting gift to the world start genocide of a palestinians by creating Israel
    Nah they good boyz dindu nuffin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now genociding themselves by importing shitskins.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? For me it's Edward the Third

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>The English are evil!
    I mean, they were for the vast majority of their existence. Until the end of WW2 when they were emasculated by America and rendered useless

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >emasculated
      In image only. Economically the anglos are still behind every single major move, Russia for example is a british colony. There's a reason why 80% of russian billionaires are currently holding british passports and have ties to mi6. Anglos are very much in power even though their people are systematically getting exploited but then again can you remember a time in history where the peasants weren't?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The british upper class is disproportionately israeli

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're mixed with anglosaxons and the most powerful ones are not in plain sight. The israeli narrative is a red herring to spoof you into a controlled opposition, take the chabad israelites for example are nothing but Rothschild ploys for new Israel.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >noooo the anglos are still in charge we're totally not America's b***h

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Public information tells us that anglos make up 2/3 of the ones in charge. America is Rockefeller and Rothschild plaything, both mixed families with anglosaxons and yes, israelites. Along with current Israel, with which we're seeing G7 plans unfold. Read about the committee of 300. The sad reality is that you really think something like the patriotic war meant anything other than consolidation for wealthy bankers of the future... Look at the real owners of the federal reserve, it's israelites, on the leash of anglos.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anglos make up 2/3 of the ones in charge
                and how many of those are israelites?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Emasculated by America
      Preoccupied by a pesky French manlet, more like.
      Sometimes when the game is on a timer, you need to quit the side missions to rush the final boss.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So preoccupied you never recovered, huh Nigel?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    King characters are disportionately evil in movies and kings characters are usually english cause we associate the english with monarchy

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good aspect of the Hamilton musical was the depiction of George 3rd as a psychopath with a sissy voice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      George III wasn't a psychopath

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take your meds Georgie

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don’t we get any kino about the Boer Wars?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      because english are meant to be the bad guys and it's hard to portray the boers as good guys considering their whole self-exile gimmick was because they wanted to keep slaves when britain was trying to end it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      because english are meant to be the bad guys and it's hard to portray the boers as good guys considering their whole self-exile gimmick was because they wanted to keep slaves when britain was trying to end it

      the first ever labor camp was created in this war, 26000 people were brutally and savagely murdered by bongs over livestock disputes, a feat all too typical for a nation whose main wealth came form pillaging

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marxist, mercantilist drivel. The first ever recorded labor camps come from China. Europe was wealthy even before they started colonizing the world. In fact they could only colonize the world because they had existing wealth. Europeans got wealthy in the middle ages for a variety of reasons but a big one is that the Catholic church banned cousin marriage, which allowed neutral institutions to flourish. They escaped the pit of tribalism first, which allowed for cooperation on a larger scale. Even in the 14th century, Europe was standing head and shoulders above the rest of the world because of high human capital.

        https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2019/11/roman-catholic-church-ban-in-the-middle-ages-loosened-family-ties/

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's funny, you can read about the brits ruling over india and trying to get indian workers to work factories like they did in britain. even with all the same equipment and training etc., the british workers were something like 10 times more efficient than the indians, the brits would've needed to pay someone to literally stand there with a whip watching them 24/7 to get them to be as productive as europeans were

          euros conquered the world because of the 8 hour work day, where people actually worked for 8 hours instead of sitting around gaffing with their family. pure merit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. The term concerntration camp came about during the Boer Wars, not the concept itself. I'm not exactly a huge chest thumper over the Empire but it's so fricking tedious seeing people dial the ruthless shit they did do up to 11, i.e. the Boer Camps or Irish Famine were genocides orchestrated by a shadowy cabal, or that this centuries-long Empire was largely animated by a singular ideology in the way the Third Reich was. It's all nonsensical bullshit. And don't get me started on the revionism the Scots do. The 'Braveheart Effect' has to be a thing for sure. These chippy c**ts seem convinced they were akin to Indians or blacks in the Empire at its height rather than a minority that had a disproportionate amount of influence. When it comes to the Welsh, English, Scots, and Irish, the Scots were the israelites of the British Empire at its height.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >These chippy c**ts seem convinced they were akin to Indians or blacks in the Empire at its height rather than a minority that had a disproportionate amount of influence.
            This was actually recognised at the time when Irish Home Rule was a big debate, elements in Wales and Scotland wanted internal reform here and there, etc. Some writer making a wry remark about how England is governed by Scots, kicked by Irishmen, and plundered by Welshmen at a time when the Cabinent and PM post was largely non-English by either birth or descent.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The 'Braveheart Effect' has to be a thing for sure. These chippy c**ts seem convinced they were akin to Indians or blacks in the Empire at
            Based English moron
            English people. They've never been to Scotland and haven't talked to a person from there but are convinced they know what people think in here.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              am scottish ya specky bam

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I'm sure you are

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do I need to timestamp a picture of my cupboard full of coltsfoot rock or something? Pure fricking embarrassing when leddit morons like yous make a baseless claim, get told otherwise and then pull the UHHH UHHH NO NOBODY ON THE INTERNET IS [group that I said you're not in]

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't care. I know you're wrong and don't feel the need to prove myself to you.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Marxist, mercantilist drivel. The first ever recorded labor camps come from China. Europe was wealthy even before they started colonizing the world. In fact they could only colonize the world because they had existing wealth. Europeans got wealthy in the middle ages for a variety of reasons but a big one is that the Catholic church banned cousin marriage, which allowed neutral institutions to flourish. They escaped the pit of tribalism first, which allowed for cooperation on a larger scale. Even in the 14th century, Europe was standing head and shoulders above the rest of the world because of high human capital.

            https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2019/11/roman-catholic-church-ban-in-the-middle-ages-loosened-family-ties/

            >source as harvard
            Oh you mean the same scholars that were paid by CIA to formulate a 3 book plan to dismantle the USSR? The eternal anglo just like the germanoid has been nothing but a plague on the entire world and colonialism is the least genuinely evil thing they've done lol. I don't even care for pajeets that much but I think it's amusing they're the only nation and people in the world that managed to detach themselves entirely. Even today their shitstain economy is largely independent of dollar and pound hijinks.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also the "shadowy cabal" is the british monarchy originally. Later on power consolidated with the Rothschild family.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the first ever labor camp was created in this war
        Lmao what
        Ah yes for the preceding eleventy billion years of human and protohuman existence nobody ever thought of making captives work to earn their keep
        Was it not so that the neanderthals held great debates on the proper accordances to afford captive tribesmen

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the first ever labor camp was created in this war
          This is moronic. Throughout all that history anglos have shown it's more convenient and resource effectient to simply commit mass acts of genocide instead. Even on their own island.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breaker Morant

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But we bequeath a parting tip
        >For sound advice of such men
        >Who come across in transport ship
        >To polish off the Dutchmen.

        >If you encounter any Boers
        >You really must not loot ‘em,
        >And, if you wish to leave these shores,
        >For pity’s sake, don’t shoot ‘em.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well it's a fact, they became a super power by legalizing piratry, going to war with the catholic church and against the weakest regions in the world populated by pointy sticks tribes.
    Only problem is that Dutch are worst.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Portuguese trump the Dutch in being shitbags. They were such shitters that they're the reason the Chinese call all Europeans 'foreign devils'.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >king of England
        >English
        LOL

        the moortugese are irrelevant

        Let me rephrase:
        The Scandinavians were Northern Europeans, while the French-Britons were the returning British people who belonged to the British Isles originally but were forced to move to France at an earlier point in time.
        And they formed England's greatest dynasty: the Plantagenets.

        low quality, low IQ, low effort COPE

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Throws a gay out of a window
    >Beats his gay son
    >Abuses a French girl
    >Murders the pagan Scottish like animals
    Failing to see anything here but shining examples of good Christian deeds.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pagan Scottish
      Scotland has been a christian country since the various kingdoms within it were united and "scotland" was formed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the pagan Scottish
      No one ha been pagan in Scotland for 800 years by then or 300 in the north

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Braveheart is kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Braveheart is fricking lies. William Wallace was a paid merc for the fricking French.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >William Wallace was a paid merc for the fricking French.
        No he wasn't

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. some dumb Scot that drank the Kool-Aid

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a damn good movie, regardless of "accuracy"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's absolute kino. Honestly, it wouldn't bother me so much if there were people complaining about Braveheart if it weren't for the fact that usually the people who complain about the movie are redditors who hate Mel or just very annoying people.
        No offense.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Between the outright bullshit and the fake chainmail, I'm not sure you'd know kino if it bit you on the nose while your face was in your cereal bowl.
          No offense.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the kino man. Anything made by Mel is a masterpiece and I will defend Braveheart forever.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mel is based, but his contempt for the English biases everything.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but his contempt for the English biases everything.
                Go home Saxon

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that the scots won and secretly rule the world via the Scottish freemasons and the Jesuits

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Scottish and Irish bend the knee to the Dutch

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really behead her?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you watch the movie?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The English army killed every member of Wallace's family except his mother.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A major gulf has already appeared between Western Europe and the rest of the world prior to 1500 AD. No large-population countries outside West Europe produce notable people at very high rates (Armenia, a small country, is the best non-European performer in this period). On the other hand, all West European countries except Ireland produce notable people at least at moderately high rates, and most at very high rates between 1000 and 1500 AD.
    https://inquisitivebird.substack.com/p/the-rise-of-the-west

    The Irish confirmed as non-White.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >non-White
      Nobody's white until they move to Chicago

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Irish and britbongs are the exact same Nigel

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scottish inventions:
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries
        Meanwhile Ireland doesn't have a page. But I found this timeline. Seems like the Irish made a lot of advances in beer making, lol.
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Irish_inventions_and_discoveries

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again, all you ugly inbred fricks from those rainy shitty muddy islands are the same, this quibbling is pathetic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      M-muh Islamic golden a-ACK

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was still badass if not totally historically accurate and every chick I've watched it with says while they know they're *supposed* to hate Longshanks he comes across as a complete badass when he tosses Philip out the window.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Platagenet king
    this """"""English"""""" king spoke exclusively French
    English was for peasants

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    anglo dogs are evil subhumans

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Official Women Power Rankings
    >Med
    >Latina
    POWER GAP
    >Eastern European
    >East Asian
    POWER GAP
    >Black
    >Middle Eastern
    >Southeast Asian
    POWER GAP
    >Blow-Up Doll
    >Rich Poos
    POWER GAP
    >Poor Poos
    POWER GAP
    >Angloid women
    This goes for all aspects of womanhood, including cooking. Angloid women are the least loyal creatures on the planet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. My ex was from Leeds and loyalty was the only good thing she had going for her. It's not the nationality, it's western values as a whole, women have gone to absolute shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >leeds
        She had miles of wiener between her ugly pale legs anon, glad she's your ex now. Find a non-Angloid woman and experience the difference

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because men are even worse. weak, fat, stupid, cowardly. look at yourselves... anglo men are even worse, look at this homosexual

        >leeds
        She had miles of wiener between her ugly pale legs anon, glad she's your ex now. Find a non-Angloid woman and experience the difference

        guarantee you he ain't got an ounce on testosterone in his entire family

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a country with so many babyface/heel turns in history?

    I swear there is no way to avoid reading about English history and not alternating between lauding them and wanting their whole junk-heap island to sink into the ocean.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most Hollywood movies are written by Americans. We still see the British Empire as evil.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listening to history podcast by some English guys
    >*interesting information*
    >*interesting information*
    >*interesting information*
    suddenly
    >WHITE GUILT SO SORRY
    GUILT SO SORRY

    [...]

    GUILT SO SORRY
    So irritating.

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