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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check
    Check
    Check
    HIT ME!

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I summon Ifrit

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not your fault

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    check

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MYATT DAYMON

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you do on a 16? Eat shit?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go fish

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cardlet here
    explain why this is not a good call?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the goal is to get to 21 without going over.
      if you ask for another card at 16, your only options are 5 or lower, which are poor odds.

      But I'm the anon who challenged this above. I don't want to accept my lowly 16 so the dealer can beat me with a dumb ass 17, I'm gonna risk it and hit. Big boss shit bro

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is poker.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah probably is what I was thinking actually

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Naw you thought they were playing blackjack.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shit I don't know no homies name Jack anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this bait lmao. Have gen alphas here NEVER played poker?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you so obsessed with kids, bro?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you such a boisterous moron? if you're not a kid I'm not going to feel bad for calling you a complete mouthbreather homosexual.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're completely unhinged, bro.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >acts like a moron
                >talks like a child
                It's just sad really. Why do you even keep responding? Is your ego this badly bruised from being called out?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're completely unhinged, bro.

            thank u hero anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the goal is to get to 21 without going over.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          dude shut the frick up shut the frick up

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao you fricking moron. You will never ever ever live this down EVER!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to watch the whole video while also remembering that Matt Damon starred in a movie ABOUT poker and presumably received training/tips from actual poker pros. And he still plays the hand like a total fricking moron.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >raise
        >everyone folds
        why would you assume this wouldn't happen?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          nvm, watched the clip and his acting is hilariously bad

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You do a stone faced $800 to $1k bet on the flop, Seidel stays in and maybe Wilson does too, and wait for fricking face cards or a club so you can bluff a weaker hand, open with a bigger bet, and trap someone into a three bet on the river. More importantly, you don't do a fricking AWOOOGA face when you flop the nuts.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    poor matt. He finally had to bet and everyone folded immediately. He's a good actor but has the worst poker face ever. The only bigger tell in poker is Jennifer Tilly's boobs. When she landed a good hand her breathing would increase and her big old boobs would start heaving. Other players would sometimes call her anyway just to enjoy the show, if it didn't cost them too much.

    weird that actors are such poor poker players

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weird that actors are such poor poker players
      >CURRENTDAY
      all these fricks can't act for shit,
      they just "play" themselves

      clint wouldn't have had any problems with poker autists

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they 0%?
    If the last 2 are both aces, that would give Wilson & Mecs the joint-win via Full House (Ace High).

    Slim odds but still in the realm of possibility.
    Not ZERO%

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ben, what are you still doing here!

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU GET WHAT YOU FRICKING DESERVE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best accent ever captured on film

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Malkovic just reverted back to his Croat mother tongue.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you catch a boat like that on the flop, you jam the shit out of it.

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