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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    let's go party!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SUUUUURE KEN uwu

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are a bunch of homos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WELCOME TO Cinemaphile
      GAY FOR THE STAY
      YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
      ToT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate every gay I see, from homosexual A to HIV, you’ll never make a homosexual out of me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh my god I was wrong
          op was a gay all along

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          OH MY GOD I WAS WRONG
          I LOVED wiener ALL ALONG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its not homosexual if the balls dont touch

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where did you get this pic of me?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ken should have a fat and hairy belly to be truly attractive

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guys surprisingly this is not literally me

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this the ideal body type for men? im skinnyfat but i feel like most women would agree that this is peak male

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        probably, no girl likes some roided muscle monkey. gosling also has the autistic charm to go along with it in most his movies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >no girl likes some roided muscle monkey.
          Coping hard. Girls absolutely love roided out bodies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            girls would say hes 'nice to look at' but how often do you see girls with bfs that look like him? not very

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >how many girls have 6'3 chiseled model tier millionaire actor boyfriends??? NOT MANY ANON

              gee whiz pal you sure showed him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ideal body type for men
        the ideal body type is defined muscle and low enoug bf% to be nimble.
        like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >nimble
          What kind of homosexualy bullshit. No you want to be large and imposing. Look strong.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah, sounds gay

            don't you know it's all about face?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >uhmm that's gay, I want to be a nimble peter pan and do a back flip onto my boyfriend's dick!
              Yeah ok homosexual. We're talking about body, moron. And face is only one factor, it's a big one of course.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ...I drive... and I fly spaceships, and I work construction, and I pilot jets, and-

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are men on Cinemaphile so obsessed with physical appearance? Height, hairlines, jawlines, all of that. My normie friends don't give a shit about that and they all have gfs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      covert narcissists to a man
      t. covert narcissist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a cope to avoid the fact that they're undesirable because of their repulsive personalities, not their physical appearance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      protip: it's men projecting what they think women find attractive.

      In reality, women find men who can reliably provide the most attractive. That's why the guys who don't give a frick still have GFs. In fact, the more you go into the 'alpha' route, the less of an actual provider you'll be, and achieve the opposite of what you want.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s just a bill of lies that internet scam artists tell you so you can buy their “pick up girls” course. It’s all about physical appearance

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know anon, I'm just parroting an answer that might be true.

          I can see both sides of the camp:
          >God, he's so handsome and has big muscles and rough. Let me get wet.
          >God, he's such a hearthrob. He'd take such good care of the kids and kiss me passionately.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Women don’t think like that, you’re projecting hard. Attraction happens at a subconscious level and has nothing to do with personality.
            Personality is a part of getting a woman to like you but it has nothing to do with the initial attraction.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I wasn't saying that's what they *literally* think, that's what happens subconsciously. Like my mind goes:
              >Bro, look at that ass. Imagine fricking that. *erection*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Only unattractive men think women are attracted to "good providers" and aren't just as horny and shallow as men. You might admire a woman in an abstract way for being a good wife, but that's not what fuels actual attraction.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women care deeply on a psychological level about those things. But they refuse to admit it because they don’t want to seem shallow.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo, even when he's dressed up like a plastic Twink he is Chad AF. Dude deadass won the genetic lottery...

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never have your own Ken

    Why even live?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it weird I want to see him get cucked in the movie and have Margot Robbie get /blacked/?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally never seen my abs in my life. Is it genetics?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're just fat.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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