>Hmmm, what should I call the evil follower of Sauron?
>He's a man.... Sauron.... Hmmm...
>Hmmm, what should I call the evil follower of Sauron? >He's a man....
>Hmmm, what should I call the evil follower of Sauron?
>He's a man.... Sauron.... Hmmm...
Saruman wasn't a man
>dies to a shitty arrow
seems pretty 'man' to me
so did Alexander the Great, are you saying he wasn't a god?
Yes? Are you moronic or something?
>He really thinks a man that conquered from Hellas to India was a mere mortal
What a fool you are
Mongols did it better and faster and they were chinks, probably not that hard
oh yeah, how about you try it?
I'll give you 40 years, starting now.
>This guy conquered stuff
>This guy also conquered stuff
>OH YEAH, CAN YOU DO IT?
So you can't do it? That's what I thought. I guess I'm right, it isn't something a mortal man can accomplish.
I wasn't the same anon, sperg
Accept your mortality, human.
Nice bait, homosexual. Got multiple (you)s out of it but most importantly, you bumped my thread.
If you die, you're not a god
False. Nietzsche killed God a couple centuries back.
It was a change of administration for a pre-existing empire with some rounding out at the edges that his men gave up on. Said empire was already relying on troops from Alexander's people.
I'll never understand how people think dickriding historical figures or celebrities they never met somehow makes them interesting or informed.
oh, it's not "dickriding" to worship Jesus, but the mere act of claiming Alexander was a god is?
I think the only dickrider is YOU, tough guy
I didn't even mention Jesus you headcase. And yes, claiming a human person is a god simply for achieving more than the average dipshit is still dickriding.
You like to talk about dickriding a lot, I think you're battling with something deep in your subconscious if you can't accept the simple fact that Alexander was a god.
homosexualry, it's the only real reason. I'm sorry your were cursed by this affliction, anon.
Call me crazy but praising a man you never met or know anything more than some factoids on seems a lot gayer tbh. I hope you go on to achieve great things yourself so that you realize that elevating other men to the status of gods is just the activity of simple and lazy minds who don't plan on fulfilling their own human potential. Peace out.
Jesus Christ dude, you're the biggest homosexual imaginable. I cannot believe you are legitimately trying to argue over a shitpost.
>Dies to a flu
Yeah
You're thinking of Achilles you stupid MORON
Who tf thinks Alexander was a god?
uh...Everyone? Maybe you zoomers don't but anyone around in the 330s did.
You talk like a gay and your shit's all moronic
*Loud farting*
Saruman wasn’t killed by an arrow. Grima killed him and he didn’t die at Orthanc.
wow so he was killed by some homosexual, sounds like he was even lesser than a man
Gondor
Arnor
Mordor
Gildor
Noldor
I showed lord of the rings to my parents this Christmas break. They kept making Hodor jokes Everytime Gondor was said.
Your parents sound moronic.
They do just sit on the couch scrolling fox news headlines just saying them out loud.
Ligmor
>Austria
>Slovenia
>Croatia
>Bulgaria
>Lithuania
>Russia
>Georgia
I mean, come on. Were they even trying?
>Mordor was an allegory for communism
It all makes sense
>Austror
>Slovenor
>Croator
>Bulgaror
>Lithuanor
>Russor
>Georgor
Damn I must be the new Tolkien look how creative I am, inventing my own places and shiet
Wait until you find out about the guays and stans
>Aragorn
>son of Arathorn
how lazy was tolkien
That's pretty accurate to how Royalty names worked in England. Finding a royal name was just a matter of coming up with a new syllable.
>Verification not required.
>Uh I made a villain that can't be felled by no man, how I am supposed to kill this?
>Wait ... no man ... no man ... mo man ... woman
>Brilliant! I have now tied up all the loose ends in the book. Time to add some random eagles to carry Frodo directly to Mt Doom
>oh yeah and then a large hole opens up and swallows most of Sauron's army while leaving Aragorn's army untouched. Convenient? Never heard of it
In the books the orcs panic and run, but the southerners and easterlings keep fighting. I get it was a cool visual, but man it looks dumb.
Christopher, did I ever tell you how I came up with names for the characters in my books? You see this character has father issues [looks at Christopher intently for a moment] so I will call him Fathermir. And this one wants to borrow the ring for a bit, but we know what that would entail, so let's call him Borrowmir. All these names are temporary, of course.
Now there's this land that sunk way way in the past, I'll write a notes about that later. It's going to be ruled by Al-Pharaoh. This was an island of numerous men, Numeroreaons.
If you are valorous you'd go to a land of Valournor to mingle with Valourars.
What's that Christopher? If the tyrant Saurus ever turned into a human you'd call him Hellbrand? No, that sound stupid. You'll never write anything of note. Why are you taking a photo of me? Did I give you permission?
>large mountain range with rocks
>call it the Rocky Mountains
bravo jayjay
>be ultra dangerous mountain of evil overlord
>called Mount Doom
Is this the best Britain can produce?
Rate my fantasy world building:
Glolgar (r. 506-543): a ferocious warlord, killed millions, cooled down later in life as he adopted the culture of the T'Kong, the people he conquered. The clerics writing in later ages found it hard to defend the founder of such an illustrious dynasty.
Gobbol-dil-tom (543-558): an easygoing, chaste man, but unable to defend his father's great empire from the spider people from north. He died in a bathtub, stabbed by a slave whom he refused to imprison when given evidence of treason.
Bibbidity Wibbity (558-580): A hero who lived too long and became a savage. After defeating the spider people, he found himself unable to confront the challenges of peacetime. Paranoia and alcoholism darkened the twilight years of his reign
Didn't Alexander make that gay Hephaistion a god? Hey, I guess it takes one to know one...
>it's an "Anon reads the wiki on Alexander and makes that his personality" episode
I'm going to let you in on a little secret, anon. It isn't a 'personality'. I'm literally him. I never died.
I'm not joking at all when I said I am a God.
Gods don't post on image boards.
You think I'm talking to you on an imageboard? This is all in your head, anon. You, and only you, are receiving my divine words.
Sharkey
Hitler's second in command is named Himmler. Who writes this shit?
>Henchman looks like a rat: is Called Gerbils
Uh, her name is Herrler in the Netflix series I watched ACTUALLY
>hmmm we have this grand sorcering wizard who wears a grey cloak
>what should I name him
>ah yes, Grand Elf! Grand Elf the Grey!
not film related in ANY way. Does this board even have mods? 80% of this board is shitposts, twitter/tabloid screenshots, and /misc/ bait threads. Not sure why I come to this board anymore, honestly.