>DAE MILES MORALIS IS MILES MORALIS >DAE MILES IS HELD BACK BY BEING TIED TO SPIDER-MAN >DAE PETER PARKER WAS KEKED >DAE troony GWEN
Fricking hell, get a new script
America likes to smokescreen our current slave labor migrant work force by focusing on the past version and how great it is that we don’t do it anymore. If you acknowledge that Hispanics get the shaft you’d have to start acknowledging where our food comes from.
I know where it comes from and I unironically enjoy every bite since I don’t have time to give a shit about people who will go through their entire lives never knowing the satisfaction of smelling fresh cut grass on a nice summer day. Or enjoying the sight of a the crisp leaves of autumn. Or the first snow of winter. At that point are they even really human?
>Only because they made him black so they couldn't challenge his world view.
He challenges his own world view constantly homie, just because he was right at the end doesn't mean he isn't a bit of a hypocrite.
I mean, he hates labels and "propaganda" but still calls himself spider punk and has been a runway model
Was I the only one who could barely understand what he was saying in the theater? I couldn’t tell if it was his accent or the sound mixing or both but it was very hard to follow
Motherfricker couldn't be more stereotypical British punk if he wore a T-shirt says "I piss on Margert Thatcher's grave recreationally' I don't know what the hell made him think he had a stereotypical we wuz kangs accent.
To be fair, being racist against the British is pretty based. Way more based then skin-tone based racism where it isn't just pure dumbass luck which determines what side you are on.
weird how gen z americans claim to be very against racism but think xenophobia and class based accent discrimination is funny meme. almost like it's not actually about social justice at all.
how the frick are brits national enemies? are you a fricking argie?
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I'm an American. British influence over our country since WWII has been a net disaster. If British nationals were deported and your media was banned I could tolerate it, but since it's actively harming my country I cannot.
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Hey britbog, no one in Argentina cares about you unless we need someone to make fun off for sucking at a sport they invented.
>weird how gen z americans claim to be very against racism but think xenophobia and class based accent discrimination is funny meme.
Just like black and asian people
He’s got a pretty standard wienerney accent, which if you’re not used to can be very difficult to understand. Plus the movie is full of auditory clutter which doesn’t help.
>Was I the only one who could barely understand what he was saying in the theater?
Some theaters got a crap version of the audio mix. I could barely hear Gwen over the drums in the beginning. Supposedly Sony has since sent out an updated version.
That shit was wild. They got one of the directors tweeting "Projectionists please boost the volume" as if there is a person actually doing that. Shit was automated decades ago
If he was speaking chav, yeah, that shit's hard to understand with them droppping syllables all over the place. Sounds more like they're choking instead of speaking.
I thought he was cringe at first because he was a diversity plant, especially with the other characters sucking his dick, but he grew on me by the end.
He's certainly not the prettiest, and the piercings don't help. I got used to him but I still think he looked cooler with the mask. I'm also kinda sad they didn't show his music-to-fight-symbiotes thing, that was cool imo.
>he ends up sounding like a rambling idiot trying to sound cool?
Until it turns out he's 4 billion iq and can make what Miguel needed all the tech at his disposal to invent with random junk
>joined for his own self interests >recognized that the council of spiders were literally just a council of ricks/c**ts and was against them >waited for the right opportunity to frick things up >helps miles escapes and steals the tech to make his own bootleg portal jumper
Yeah I’m thinking he’s based. I can get hating him but he is SPIDER PUNK. He’s supposed to be anti establishment and authority. He felt well written. If you wanna talk about >Muh pozzed writing
Then talk about the pregnant spider women. She was just Miguel’s right sassy hand she sucked. That line Gwen said about “adopt me.” Made me cringe hard
Mate, law, order, and traditional authority is literally what right wing is supposed to be all about. The fact that some conservatives have gone full schizo in the past decade doesn’t change that.
>right wing >anti establishment and authority
LMAO sure, btw I saw a unicorn buttfricking a dragon the other day. Go back to taking corporate dick in your ass and mouth, bootlicker
While Spider-Preg was cringe, it was pretty based how Miles quickly swats her aside and Peter B gets to dab on her as the superior mentor. And I say this as someone who didn't particularly like Peter B from the first movie.
>Then talk about the pregnant spider women.
How long has she been pregnant anyway? She was showing dramatically at the beginning, and I forget how many months had passed but she's still knocked up. I can only imagine the payoff being her giving birth in the 3rd movie. Possibly onscreen.
The only problem with him is that he's too "in your face" when it comes to his character. From his jokes about the establishment to him literally being animated differently to "not fit in" or whatever dumb shit the directors thought up. He grows on you though.
Do people still hate movie miles? I thought he was done well here.
The movie subtly makes it that you should agree with Miles. Plus he gave off Gary Stu vibes.
>has like 10 minutes of screentime >already manages to be a better Miles than Miles because he isn't just "Peter Parker except black and with extra powers"
yeah he grew on me quite a bit, doesn't hurt that I really enjoy his design (or just designs that mix the Spidey suit with actual clothes as part of the outfit, this look is better than OG Spider-Punk)
Movie Miles is fine but the problem is he's literally just Spiderman: but better.
Hobie has his identity integrated into his aesthetic while Miles just wears a basic spidey costume and has electricity powers because le ebin static shock reference. Imo they should've given him a new power set that incorporates things from his uncle like graffiti and the prowler gadgets
He was no character, only a plot device, i mean with his views and comments why did they even make him a spiderman? Another detail that makes the whole spider society look stupid
>I don't believe in labels, they're used to judge me >reduces absolutely everything he comes across to some vague ideological label he then judges
Punks/anarchists are just hypocritical buttholes. And yes the irony of my statement is part of the statement itself
The fact that only a handful of hundreds of spider men defy Miguel is moronic by itself. They should've actually made Miguel's group an elite task force but they had to have the epic chase scenes with tons of spider people running around
He looks genuinely so ugly i despise how this animated Spider-Man movie which shows them expressing emotions through their masks still had the need to show their ugly fricking faces 60% of the time
I like him. He's obviously full of shit but he's at least acknowledged as such. The stuff he says outside of being anti-Spider-Fascist sounds like a joke, which I guess is meant to conceal the validity of his anti-Spider-Fascism. Broken clock and all that.
So what do think Miguel is doing when he injects himself with that stuff in his lair. Is he giving himself a booster shot off his powers or are his powers a techno organic thing that needs a recharge
Odds are it's some altered version of Rapture that temporarily gives him a more human look. He did it specifically when he was about to give another spider the rundown on canon and what has to happen to preserve it, so it's probably a regular thing for him.
If you watch the scene again, you can see him go still when he's trying to keep it together and he only emotes once it wears off and he's chasing down the buck.
the main problem i had with him is the same problem I had with EVERY spiderman (why the frick are they even doing the council thing?) but at least he fricked off appropriately.
I've always liked the black british punk rocker look ever since I played the shit outta SSX Tricky as a kid
was gonna find a pic on google but literally every pic I saw of Moby looked fricking stupid
He was so based, being a pest to everyone around him for no reason and saying shit about playing music to fight fascism. I think that's what he said anyway. Cause you can't have a Black person talk like a normal person. And by Black person I mean Black person. Not just dark skinned.
He was right about everything.
Only because the writers decided so.
>The writers determine how the story goes
Oh shit you're right.
>the writers decided to shit on every established character to prop up the ones they like
Wow shit writing
>morons want the same characters doing the same shit in Spiderman property #28367
>morons want Twitter dictating the direction of the Spider-Man property #50928390
at least twitter is original
>at least twitter is original
>"character.. but not white/cis/straight"
>original
Yeah, so original and unpredictable..
No one with a brain should use Twitter for feedback
yes homosexual that's how fiction works
>DAE MILES MORALIS IS MILES MORALIS
>DAE MILES IS HELD BACK BY BEING TIED TO SPIDER-MAN
>DAE PETER PARKER WAS KEKED
>DAE troony GWEN
Fricking hell, get a new script
His conclusion was natural given the circumstances. It's more accurate to say every other Spider was a complacent ass because the writers decided so.
>The writers decide the story
congrats on understanding writing
>Only because the writers decided so.
lmao you're doing great
Only because they made him black so they couldn't challenge his world view.
I really liked his artstyle and how much he stood out from everyone else
But they challenged the Hispanic guy’s world view?
America likes to smokescreen our current slave labor migrant work force by focusing on the past version and how great it is that we don’t do it anymore. If you acknowledge that Hispanics get the shaft you’d have to start acknowledging where our food comes from.
I know where it comes from and I unironically enjoy every bite since I don’t have time to give a shit about people who will go through their entire lives never knowing the satisfaction of smelling fresh cut grass on a nice summer day. Or enjoying the sight of a the crisp leaves of autumn. Or the first snow of winter. At that point are they even really human?
If only we could bring them all up north so we could just all live together as a big community.
but he is black in his comic a white hobbie would have been nice
They chalanged miguel and Jesica's world veiw....
>Only because they made him black so they couldn't challenge his world view.
He challenges his own world view constantly homie, just because he was right at the end doesn't mean he isn't a bit of a hypocrite.
I mean, he hates labels and "propaganda" but still calls himself spider punk and has been a runway model
He was right in spite of himself.
>he was right but I don’t like his appearance
Was I the only one who could barely understand what he was saying in the theater? I couldn’t tell if it was his accent or the sound mixing or both but it was very hard to follow
same, didn't understand a word he fricking said.
This feels... like thinly veiled racism...
Against fricking who the British?
It’s because anon didn’t watch the movie and only assumed he had a we-wuz-kangz accent base solely on an image.
Motherfricker couldn't be more stereotypical British punk if he wore a T-shirt says "I piss on Margert Thatcher's grave recreationally' I don't know what the hell made him think he had a stereotypical we wuz kangs accent.
He's black. When people say British everyone thinks of white people. You know. Angelo Saxons
To be fair, being racist against the British is pretty based. Way more based then skin-tone based racism where it isn't just pure dumbass luck which determines what side you are on.
When it's against British people it's okay.
> Not being able to understand a THICK accent = racist
ok.
Bri’ish “people” don’t get racism’d on enough
weird how gen z americans claim to be very against racism but think xenophobia and class based accent discrimination is funny meme. almost like it's not actually about social justice at all.
further proof Cinemaphile does not read comics
Ok but why is everyone a Black person?
I would hate a posh accent more you fricking moron. And xenophobia is okay against national enemies.
how the frick are brits national enemies? are you a fricking argie?
I'm an American. British influence over our country since WWII has been a net disaster. If British nationals were deported and your media was banned I could tolerate it, but since it's actively harming my country I cannot.
Hey britbog, no one in Argentina cares about you unless we need someone to make fun off for sucking at a sport they invented.
>weird how gen z americans claim to be very against racism but think xenophobia and class based accent discrimination is funny meme.
Just like black and asian people
He’s got a pretty standard wienerney accent, which if you’re not used to can be very difficult to understand. Plus the movie is full of auditory clutter which doesn’t help.
Zip it gay boy
Disliking harmful racist stereotypes, is racist?
SURE IS NIGGGEEEERRRRRR
I only understood him when he said more than two words
I could have sworn his name was Kobie. Either the sound system in my theatre was shit or my hearing's going.
No, that's a perfectly normal reaction.
Yes, but not the way you think. He's aggressively British.
They literally spell it out on the screen bud, dunno what to tell you.
It was definitely the sound mixing. In some scenes he was clear as hell even to an ESL like me
>Was I the only one who could barely understand what he was saying in the theater?
Some theaters got a crap version of the audio mix. I could barely hear Gwen over the drums in the beginning. Supposedly Sony has since sent out an updated version.
That shit was wild. They got one of the directors tweeting "Projectionists please boost the volume" as if there is a person actually doing that. Shit was automated decades ago
If he was speaking chav, yeah, that shit's hard to understand with them droppping syllables all over the place. Sounds more like they're choking instead of speaking.
wienerney accent, not even once. Even many Brits can’t understand it.
I thought he was cringe at first because he was a diversity plant, especially with the other characters sucking his dick, but he grew on me by the end.
You are the only person on the internet who thinks this
I honestly didn't like how he constantly changed colors all the time.
heard the animation of him is just an inspired punk magazine-style asthetic that changes constantly so that it fits with his idea of "not fitting in"
sounds way better in theory than how they did it honestly.
Why was Spottemgottem in Spider Verse
>Spottemgottem
Zoomer detected
looks more like spottemgottem
I still don’t think this is a real person, I believe he’s a racist cartoon that’s roger rabbited his way to life
Should've kept the mask on.
He's certainly not the prettiest, and the piercings don't help. I got used to him but I still think he looked cooler with the mask. I'm also kinda sad they didn't show his music-to-fight-symbiotes thing, that was cool imo.
ur cringe
Did he give Gwen the bbc?
She left stuff at his place and stole his shoes, of course they were fricking.
He's a black brit anarchist teen. So no, he was probably having sex with a bald alt chick instead.
I thought he just seemed kind of vapid and uninteresting personally.
"It's a metaphor for capitalism" was funny, but only because it revealed how shallow the character was.
I thought that was sort of intentional? Like he's so anti everything that he ends up sounding like a rambling idiot trying to sound cool?
>he ends up sounding like a rambling idiot trying to sound cool?
Until it turns out he's 4 billion iq and can make what Miguel needed all the tech at his disposal to invent with random junk
Oh wow the gay little commie was cringe? Who could've seen that coming
>calling an anarchist a commie
Not everything you don't like is the same, moron
Shut the frick up commie
When they spout the same rhetoric they are the same. Which is why people lump liberals with Leftists with socialists with communists with anarchists
He was cool but the joke started to wear by the end, I think he could really drag down the sequel
>joined for his own self interests
>recognized that the council of spiders were literally just a council of ricks/c**ts and was against them
>waited for the right opportunity to frick things up
>helps miles escapes and steals the tech to make his own bootleg portal jumper
Yeah I’m thinking he’s based. I can get hating him but he is SPIDER PUNK. He’s supposed to be anti establishment and authority. He felt well written. If you wanna talk about
>Muh pozzed writing
Then talk about the pregnant spider women. She was just Miguel’s right sassy hand she sucked. That line Gwen said about “adopt me.” Made me cringe hard
Why is it ok when only a leftist us anti establishment and authority? What about right wing people who are anti establishment and authority
hobie's aping a generation of punk rock that could really go either way in the modern left-right dichotomy. Just look at Sid Vicious.
There's a deleted scene in his intro where he rants about the Covid restrictions
source: my ass
>What about right wing people who are anti establishment and authority
Name them.
And no, AnCap don't count.
>right wing
>anti establishment and authority
Because that's a tautology at best, and hypocrisy at worst.
Ah yes,
>leftard
>not hypocritic
lmao
Mate, law, order, and traditional authority is literally what right wing is supposed to be all about. The fact that some conservatives have gone full schizo in the past decade doesn’t change that.
Nobody roots for bitcoin losers
>right wing people
>anti establishment and authority
>right wing
>anti establishment and authority
LMAO sure, btw I saw a unicorn buttfricking a dragon the other day. Go back to taking corporate dick in your ass and mouth, bootlicker
Are you a fricking moron?
You morons.
getting liberalism mixed with leftism again huh?
>man who agrees with cops, billionaires, and CEOs thinks he’s anti-establishment
guess the political leaning of most billionaires and CEO's, wise guy?
Yeah man. The rich love the idea of literally executing every rich person. Very observant.
i mean, the posterchild for this literally died like 2 days ago, Ted Kaczynski.
>That line Gwen said about “adopt me.” Made me cringe
Idk anon, being a female and getting "adopted" by a hot ebony milf sounds like heaven to me
While Spider-Preg was cringe, it was pretty based how Miles quickly swats her aside and Peter B gets to dab on her as the superior mentor. And I say this as someone who didn't particularly like Peter B from the first movie.
Gwen doesn't have a mother, so her going all starry eyed over the first adult Spider-Woman she meets makes sense.
Well that makes it even worse when it turns out Jess is a b***h for no reason. At least Miguel has a reason for being wound so tight
>Jess is a b***h for no reason
I get the feeling she plans on turning on miguel
Why though she seems like his second in command. Unless you mean she wants to usurp him as head of the Spider-Society
>when it turns out Jess is a b***h for no reason
its implied her kid's dad is dead, possibly because she broke the canon
Really? Did not pick up on that I’ll need to rewatch it
>Then talk about the pregnant spider women.
How long has she been pregnant anyway? She was showing dramatically at the beginning, and I forget how many months had passed but she's still knocked up. I can only imagine the payoff being her giving birth in the 3rd movie. Possibly onscreen.
They're pushing it hard but Gwen says its only been "a few months" so if you stretch a little it might be fine.
No. He's based actually and here's why.
The only problem with him is that he's too "in your face" when it comes to his character. From his jokes about the establishment to him literally being animated differently to "not fit in" or whatever dumb shit the directors thought up. He grows on you though.
The movie subtly makes it that you should agree with Miles. Plus he gave off Gary Stu vibes.
He was the best Spider-Man in the film
He grows on you to be honest.
>has like 10 minutes of screentime
>already manages to be a better Miles than Miles because he isn't just "Peter Parker except black and with extra powers"
yeah he grew on me quite a bit, doesn't hurt that I really enjoy his design (or just designs that mix the Spidey suit with actual clothes as part of the outfit, this look is better than OG Spider-Punk)
Do people still hate movie miles? I thought he was done well here.
Movie Miles is fine but the problem is he's literally just Spiderman: but better.
Hobie has his identity integrated into his aesthetic while Miles just wears a basic spidey costume and has electricity powers because le ebin static shock reference. Imo they should've given him a new power set that incorporates things from his uncle like graffiti and the prowler gadgets
I liked the first Miles. The second movie Miles is turning into a bit of a self-righteous thug.
>Kinda
>british punk
>is a nig
frick off
is he black in the comics too?
Yeah, less crazy hair though
I like him more than Miles Morales
Explain
he's 70's hippie anti establishment "frick fascists" type of guy who has never been cool at any point in history so far.
Why should I find that cringe?
>>Punk
lol, somebody mad.
why would i be mad?
Because your moronic
stay mad
British anarchists have always been cringe since the Sex Pistols were the model for them to base their entire lifestyle on.
Only people who are on the internet too long say things like “cringe” still.
Is the clone saga a canon event?
Nah he was actually cool, and he wasn't a show off unlike spider-man india
Spider man india was cool, in small time he had he showed great charisma, don't compare him to spider device
Do you think he was aware of canon events?
Don't you mean Spider-rap?
He's the guy she tells you not to worry about. You're not supposed to take him at face value in like half the scenes he's in
I thought this was a woman the first time seeing a picture of him posted here.
Why is everyone a Black person in this movie?
He was no character, only a plot device, i mean with his views and comments why did they even make him a spiderman? Another detail that makes the whole spider society look stupid
>I don't believe in labels, they're used to judge me
>reduces absolutely everything he comes across to some vague ideological label he then judges
Punks/anarchists are just hypocritical buttholes. And yes the irony of my statement is part of the statement itself
The fact that only a handful of hundreds of spider men defy Miguel is moronic by itself. They should've actually made Miguel's group an elite task force but they had to have the epic chase scenes with tons of spider people running around
Since when were black people not cringe?
Genuinely one of the ugliest animated characters I've ever seen.
He looks genuinely so ugly i despise how this animated Spider-Man movie which shows them expressing emotions through their masks still had the need to show their ugly fricking faces 60% of the time
It’d be moronic to make a punk handsome.
I like him. He's obviously full of shit but he's at least acknowledged as such. The stuff he says outside of being anti-Spider-Fascist sounds like a joke, which I guess is meant to conceal the validity of his anti-Spider-Fascism. Broken clock and all that.
just like the movie
So what do think Miguel is doing when he injects himself with that stuff in his lair. Is he giving himself a booster shot off his powers or are his powers a techno organic thing that needs a recharge
Odds are it's some altered version of Rapture that temporarily gives him a more human look. He did it specifically when he was about to give another spider the rundown on canon and what has to happen to preserve it, so it's probably a regular thing for him.
If you watch the scene again, you can see him go still when he's trying to keep it together and he only emotes once it wears off and he's chasing down the buck.
the main problem i had with him is the same problem I had with EVERY spiderman (why the frick are they even doing the council thing?) but at least he fricked off appropriately.
>british punk
>black dude
heh
I've always liked the black british punk rocker look ever since I played the shit outta SSX Tricky as a kid
was gonna find a pic on google but literally every pic I saw of Moby looked fricking stupid
>Us state official flag that's historically confused has Union Jack
He won
Any "cool" character that needs another character to call them "cool" to confirm to the audience that they are in fact "cool" isn't actually cool.
checked. Was wondering if there's a term for that. "Show, don't tell" maybe?
Other notable examples
>MCU Captain Marvel
>That lesbo barbarian warrior from Ant-Man 3
Why is the british punk a nog though?
spider punk was unironically very based.
But i couldnt understand a GOD DAMN thing he was saying.
Also british "punk" is a moronic life style.
He was so based, being a pest to everyone around him for no reason and saying shit about playing music to fight fascism. I think that's what he said anyway. Cause you can't have a Black person talk like a normal person. And by Black person I mean Black person. Not just dark skinned.
mexican here
it felt extremely weird to me to see a black man with such a heavy english accent, that is a rare thing irl right?
Black people are born, raised, and die in the UK every day.
Fun little video about it
>British
>Is a Black person