Hollywood getting stuckmanized

Hollywood getting stuckmanized

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Paranormal Paranoids
    Stupid.. I would have gone with the Spooked Spookies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would have gone with the homierdly Black folk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who wrote that shit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chris Stuckmann

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's from a shitty youtube arg

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not shitty. it was pretty based. mostly horror fans liked it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's good to hear, maybe it won't be a total disaster if the original creators are involved

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stuckmann knows more about film and cinema than most of us. I fully believe in him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Dutifully Dithyrambic Dark Detectives.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rlm's neck just snapped

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a terrible "YouTube film reviewer" brought in a bunch of literally who?'s and a guy who only made 1 good thing ever! Surely this won't suck and bomb harder than madame web!

    Chris is lucky horror tards will see literal garbage and say, "it had some decent parts" so he can make his money back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's true, look at that awful Talk to Me movie that got praised everywhere.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will it be better than Space Cop?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    W-what happens if I get Stuckmanized? Will I die?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Consumers can't be creators.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow so deep

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sxsw and Sundance didn't accept the movie because they were afraid of lone wolves stuckmannizing people at screenings. Hopefully this gets it one step closer to release.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sxsw and Sundance didn't accept the movie
      can we stop this lie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Voltage pictures wants it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're based. voltage getting stuckmannized

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is it a found footage movie or mockumentary?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch the film to find out

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GOOOOOO its going to be so good holy shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shelby Oaks released in theaters?
      >It never happened, it was a total fabrication.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick you. seriously.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hope it goes really well for him and he find great success in the film industry 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda hope he stole 50 grand from his audience and shelby oaks doesn't exist

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this gay grift his audience with an indiegogo for tens of thousands of dollars promising them something they wanted, then totally ran off with the money to 'fulfill his dream' of being a hollyweirdo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nope. thats a lie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was watching the last night Julia undercovers. Then when Chris wacked that guy I literally whispered to myself: STUCKMANNIZED! quietly because my mother and brother were having sex in the next room.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally we the Stuckminized army are gonna eat good!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jej

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LFG!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oink

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Flanagan is very active on Letterboxd and he has awful taste.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe keith david is in this shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it will be amazing

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