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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The trust anti-gun billionaire who beats up poor people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he beats up criminals. It's not his fault that all the criminals he finds in ghettos happen to be poor themselves.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deep.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ice age
    >regrow forest
    both villains plans are incompatible like feminism and trannies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Siberia was very green during the ice age.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OH SHIT BOYS WE FOUND ONE HERE
        HE IS NOT GOING TO BE HERE FOR TOO LONG THO IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AHAH

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Freeze the planet
    >Replace all life with plants
    What was Joel thinking? Even as a kid I knew their plans were totally incompatible

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which kinda begs the question why did they team up in the first place? If Freeze made the world colder, that would effect plants ability to grow. They should be in direct conflict with each other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe her magic plants liked cold. Or maybe the director spent so much of his brainpower thinking about sexy young boys that he never really thought it through.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Americans worship corporations and billionaires?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they believe they can be rich while they buy Chinese electronics on high interest store credit cards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      some of them worship meth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The americans see themselves as temporary impoverished millionaires. That's why they are against any form of economic regulation for the very rich, they think they will soon be one of them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This conard still going round? This was patronizing bullshit when I was a child

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeh and every other country think of themselves as temporarily embarrassed americans, which is why they illegally come here

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cooling the planet
    >good

    a minor increase in average temps saves lives

    >growing more plants
    seems to conflict with mr freezes plan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      40 years ago some scientists were warning us about a new ice age

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What? Why is freezing the planet good? What did I miss?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Global warming is le bad, so global freezing must be good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the 70's and 80's they used to believe in 'Global Cooling' and that we would be in an ice age by 2000.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Colder climate = less arable land = less food = less people = good

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't really want to live on an ice planet but ok

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Joker
    just wanted to make people laugh
    >Bane
    just wanted to be a big guy

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He perpetuates violence against criminals, not his fault all the crime just happens to come from their neighborhoods, lol.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ivy's always been an eco terrorist.
    Ra's was too.
    The point was they wanted good things for the planet, but their ideas were extreme and methods were evil.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy was my sexual awakening

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had already seen her 97% naked in Baron Munchausen by then.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Le Hot Take!
    God I wish I could go back to before the morons took over the internet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >God I wish I could go back to before the internet.
      Fixed. Same thing, fewer words.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >joker was just trying to make the world smile
    >the riddler was just trying to make everyone think
    >scarecrow was just trying an experimental psychology drug
    >two-face was just trying to eliminate bias
    >bane was just trying to rid society of pollution-causing planes

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone who hasn't watched it in a while: Freeze's original plan was just steal shit to power his suit and continue research to cure his wife. Ivy goes to Gotham to convince Bruce to have his company shut a bunch of shit down to help the environment that'd have cascading effects of killing people. Ivy tries to mind control Batman & Robin to prevent them from potentially getting in her way, but ends up getting attracted to Mr. Freeze. Ivy's new plan is to have Freeze freeze over the world, killing every person and using her newly engineered plants (implied to be resistant to the cold) to restart plant life on earth. She has Freeze go along with the plan by attempting to kill his wife and pinning it on Batman.

    It's a wonky way to get them to work together, but they do have some excuse.

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