Holy crap Lois, it’s Chud!
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what would happen in this episode?
>chud misgenders quagmire's dad
Chud and Peter save the West
Chud teaches Peter how to be misogynistic, transphobic, racist, and overall hateful. Lois is displeased and she refuses to have sex with Peter. Peter is now a full-fledged incel. This what Peter needed to achieve to be invited into Chud's mason-like secret incel club. Peter passed all the initiation rites, one of which includes making a little brown immigrant girl cry by saying she'll never be a real American. Right before Peter is sworn in as a member, Stewie and Brian swarm into the club armed with machine guns and kill Chud and all the other incels, sparing Peter. Brian and Stewie wanted the only Peter back.
Was this AI? I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
Since of [last update] ChatGPT isn't allowed to do fun stuff anymore
You can still blag it sort of, convince it it’s playing a “character”
This is worth a feature length theatrical release.
Lois bangs Chud, removing his incel status and ruining his plan.
>making a little brown immigrant girl cry by saying she'll never be a real American
I remember when Angela Merkel did this. She was speaking at a press conference about limiting immigration to Germany and she told an immigrant girl complaining (and crying) about deportations that "some [people] will need to go home" and that sometimes "politics can be tough." Now we're stuck with boring old Olof the Socialist (yawn).
>votes in the Green Party who are openly pro-immigration and open borders
>cities turn to shit and it's the worst housing market crisis in the history of the country
Gee who coulda guessed this woulda happen
Yeah that was a really organic moment that definitely wasn’t staged
Chud has sex with quagmires dad and ceases being hateful.
This but add
>Stewie: hey Brian, we literally gunned them down like it was a school shooting...doesn't that turns us into chudcels?
>Brian: No, Stewie, gunning down unarmed people with different political views is ok when we do it
What about Lois's dad? He would have to be there but also survive
probably a school shooting
CIA doesn't do those anymore. It's unfortunate.
Until they do
Peter get iPad
Peter helps Chud train for his upcoming fight with troony, the reigning champ at the local boxing gym and a well known cheater. After a lot of hard work and some hijinks, it’s time for the big day. Chud and troony step into the right, and just as the fight begins, Stewie discovers a tiny radio transmitter on the ceiling that troony used to disorient his opponents. Stewie and Brian disable the transmitter and Chud beats troony soundly. At the end of the fight, troony stumbles and falls backward into the ropes, one of which manages to get wrapped around his neck. As the life leaves his body, he utters one final syllable - “ACK!”
>chud wins
But chuds never win. So far transwomen have won every single debate, vote, right and political issue.
Neither of these fools win.
And even when trans supposedly win, they still think they're being genocided.
Thät's what keeps them on their sexy loose toes. Never relax, never surrender.
So there's no transphobia and it's all in their heads? Thanks for admitting that they're delusional
>suicide rate skyrockets
>still despised by majority of people
>"w-we totally winning, ok?"
chud tries to get laid
So why did he come to Peter's house?
to demand sex with meg
Wants to frick Brian since he's a furry
What a plot twist.
>Brian rips into Chud for his opinions
>Lois tries to stop Brian before he says it but just blurts out "I frick women all the time"
>Chud goes smug mode because Brian just proved Chud right: women frick dogs
>Brian realizes he just consneeded the victory to Chud, a fricking right wing misogynist redpiller, and is devastated
>Chud goes to bed, smug and snug
>he leaves the next morning
>"Quagmire's mom has a basement she's renting to me."
>Brian says he fricked her too
>they both point finger guns at each other and give a stupid 'I hate you, you son of a b***h' smile
Kino
>Chud goes smug mode because Brian just proved Chud right: women frick dogs
Hard kek
Chud runs a popular alt-right podcast that Chris is really into. Chris wins a contest to have Chud over to his house. Chud comes over and starts making everyone alt-right. Eventually it's up to Meg and Brian to save everyone from Chud.
They save everyone by making Meg have sex with Chud and as soon as he has sex his world view changes and he de-chudifies everyone.
Peeda that’s an Incel
The west has risen
is he aware of his legacy?
Imagine dying by chud
Chud is looking mad bussin frfr
It’s so weird how the very people who perpetuate this chud meme are the very things they project.
Don’t lie, I’ve seen you purple hair obsess freaks in real life. Nobody is fricking you even with all the virtue signaling you do.
naw we just have gross sweaty sex with each other.
Shit's fun.
The right ironically reappropriated the chud meme a while ago
Why can’t the left ironically reappropriate the troony meme?
Too fragile + no sense of humor
chud is just not very descriptive, it means nothing per se, it's basically the "no u" reaction of years and years of leftbugs being sharted upon with all the sōyboy related memes
It's too accurate, it hits too close to home. Not all racists/misogynists are scrawny mutts with glasses, but 99% of trannies are ugly hairy men.
Except you couldn't tell apart a young transgirl from a beautiful cis woman these days. Meanwhile you can spot a rightwing incel from across the street just by his clothing and gait alone.
What clothing does he wear? How do I chudmaxx?
Google "incel starter pack".
Or alternatively just throw on a christcuck crucifix necklace and you're all set!
>reddit spacing
biolennies just can't help it can they
>paragraphs are reddit
You've been on the internet too long, chuddybeans.
>single line "paragraphs"
>watch out, he's posting söyjaks!
Chuds can't meem.
just did
leftists can't into meme
>rightwing incels started identifying with the chudcel mascot
Oof, what a victory for le traditionalists.
look. its Chud in the wild!
Most of them are neets and live with their parents as well. They just project what they hate about themselves on others to cope with their miserable lives
non-stop 'ems on the Cinemaphile today
im going to kill myself today im trans btw
Kwey lost
The sharty lost
'Teens lost
Transphobes lost
Soot lost
Kuz lost
Doll lost
Cinemaphile won
Discord won
Sisters won
Gooners won
KT'YSKD4DSG
what does it mean?
“I will never be a woman”
forgot to mention i'm trans btw :3
>Gooners won
YES!
tellem xisters
>it's another "anons pretend they haven't jacked off to Ella Hollywood, Bailey Jay or Natalie Mars before" episode
I think I once jacked off to Bailey Jay. I took a tremendous quantity of adderall. I jacked off for 8 hours straight. Somehow my jackathon lead me to Bailey.
You couldn't pay me to.
What happened to "born this way"? If there is any valid reason why trans are an actual menace, it's that you dismiss this.
>You couldn't pay me to.
Why would I pay you for something you'd do for free? We know your love for futa lead you to watching transporn.
I'm "boring". A normie in the wild. I grew up with playboy mags. Still can't get over just hot women with hairy bushes. If you like dicks, that's your thing. But don't project your shit.
Transporn and futa ARE normie things though. Transporn is the #1 porn category across every porn site.
That's surprising. I don't get the appeal. Or understand why you would you know or care about porn stats.
>Transporn is the #1 porn category across every porn site.
lol not even close homosexual
>it's a "anon develops romantic feelings for a transgirl whose porn vids he jacked off too way too many times" episode
Haha not this one again...
>It’s totally not a fetish btw
T-that has nothing to do with anything!!
I, uh, dunno what you're talking about you homosexual troony
Yeah, why didn't she list Daisy Tayor in her post? Fricking bullshit.
>namedropping bottom of the barrel trannies
indeed I haven't fapped to them and never will, you have awful tastes
I've done to all 3 and I still hate trannies, Black folk, israelites and homosexuals.
1488 Allah protect me from these Djinn
who are you quoting?
Uhhhh totally not
>Ella Hollywood,
Man brows
>Bailey Jay
Fat
>or Natalie Mars
Bogged
are reddit
>[REDDIT SPACING]
>You've been on the internet too long, chuddybeans.
trannies really out here admitting their “identity” is just a fetish they picked up in late-stage porn addiction
Holy crap Louis, look up Genrikh Yagoda and the NKVD on Yandex!
Chuds getting absolutely btfo itt
>holy crap, Lois! It’s Janny from Cinemaphile!
>wow Peter, that must explain why that discord troony bait thread has been up for over an hour!