holy frick. i thought producers making every bad movie decision was an exaggeration. but what the frick is this???
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holy frick. i thought producers making every bad movie decision was an exaggeration. but what the frick is this???
Sony leaks were such an amazing look behind the scenes.
Thank you, Best Korea
North Korea had nothing to do with the leaks. They just took credit because it made them look good.
he never claimed they had, troony
esl
how did they make NK look good??
"We so smart, we hacked evir american empire!"
I'm 99% sure the Sony leaks and big Harv's phone leak (the fappening) are the same person/group
True. Turns out, it’s even worse than I ever imagined.
It's NBD.
>Just a couple rando thoughts from 35000 feet
He should have left them there.
(This was the author doing the "N.B.D." thing about regular cross-country travel for work, by the way.)
the entire world is like this the thing that keeps them at the top is pedogree
this. there is no cabal of evil schemers controlling everything behind the scenes. the same idiot kids you knew in grade school used generational wealth to become your idiot boss, write your idiot laws and make your idiotic entertainment.
>He trusts the mRNA vaccines
Project Warpspeed saved lives. Trump did nothing wrong.
Nailed it.
Go to sleep Bill Gates.
It probably is more they all think the same vs some big scheme. But what's the difference or what's worse if the end result is the same.
both me btw
Nice try, evil cabal member.
There absolutely is an evil cabal controlling everything but the problem is that they're dying off and their progeny are absolute morons who don't have what it takes to carry on their legacy.
Davos was the worst thing to ever happen to them because it allowed them to coalesce and reach a moronic consensus amongst themselves.
They are far too insular and narcissistic to admit fault and will drag the entire world and civilisation down with them.
compared to chaos and meaninglessness the cabal of evil schemers seems actually better, that's why those conspiracies exist.
This is the 105iq midwit opinion on conspriacies. Congrats
>leaks cringy emails between some corporate useful idiots
>"well that settles it, no evil cabal controls media/politics/finance goyim! no need to look deeper!"
No the evil cabal really does exist. It just that they are moronic like you stated. All they want to do is "play act" as a role in society (ie. what they imagine to be the Hollywood version of a billionarie/executive/etc), they have no concept of first principles, the entire world is abstraction layered on abstraction to them. Oh and they want to do lots of cocaine and frick 17 year olds while they're at it. That's pretty much it.
Not even remotely true. Generational wealth fizzles out after 3 generations in almost every case.
Old money cabal families would never put their kids in school with people like you or me. The "rich" kids you knew in school were upper middle class at best, their parents were shabbos goyim paid well to maintain the status quo while having no influence, a useful cog at most. You have never met and will never meet anyone with real wealth and power. And glimpses at a sporting event don't count.
This. And the people "in charge" don't know what they are doing, they aren't specifically out there to make it so anon can't get a gf
>already forgotten about Epstein's island
The post in the OP doesn't negate there being evil gays at the top.
Good goy.
They aren’t mutually exclusive
>there is no cabal of evil schemers controlling everything
Just a cabal of idiots, not necessarily evil. Because for them to even have a concept of ethics would require a level of intelligence beyond that which they possess
Where the frick does this moronic meme come from? The people at the top of the class hierarchy are more tightly connected and nepotistic than anyone else.
>pedogree
I dont know if all, but a lot of it is like that. Im a programmer, we had an issue qith this thing called an S3 bucket, we needed to do a migration. Anyway it takes time, my boss is this business guy that barely understands this stuff, he says to me "anon we cannot have this process take so long you need to work harder" trying tonpull rank i just told hil "yeah its not gonna go any faster, the speed we have is the speed we have". He really thought i could like move my hamd on the keyword and makeit faster.
Anon, you should've just gotten your fellow team member to type on they keyboard at the same time so you could go twice as fast. Chop chop!
It's because they see this type of behavior and request in movies and tv shows and they replicate it. They literally think movies are real life.
Character 1 : "I need 2 hrs to hack into this server!"
Character 2 : "you have 20 mins! Do it!"
This just makes me miss that time more than anything. Molly and ketamine are great.
In the episode of Stargate SG-1 where Colonel MacGyver and Lieutenant Blondie get accidentally transported to Antarctica I think, they're building something at Stargate Command and the engineer character says it'll take three days working around the clock. Hammond says he has 36 hours and the engineer tells him that that's not how this works, it'll take 3 days, which Hammond accepts.
git gud with aws cli scrub
Jews racism is their superpower. It’s why they work so hard to prevent Whites from collectivizing against them.
You may not like it, but 16-35 year olds in 2014 would have thought these things were very relatable I feel like
i would have viewed it as cynical trend chasing instead of artistic craftsmanship. And most audiences are smart enough to see through that stuff as well, frankly
>color run bs
Exclusively for rich homosexuals activities. Who else disproportionately has the time and means to train for athletic events.
>edm
Nobody gave a shit about edm. Stomp clap was unironically bigger than edm and it is an even worse genre. Rap was king in that era but this sheltered trust fund homosexual wouldn't know. Rap is worse than stomp clap and edm but I don't make the rules.
>snapchat
This one is accurate though. Frick snapchat and vine that would later follow. Absolute cancer.
You sound dumber than the exec in op's pic
Nah EDM's correct. Specifically House music was the only thing clubs ever played at the time.
color run and tough mudder and shit are a joke, only one of them is actually. spartan or something. cant remember
I didnt train at all and I came in 2nd in tough mudder years ago. big fricking joke
color run is only like 5km. anybody who doesnt have a heart condition can run 5km without training.
they are for rich homosexuals though. and out of shape people who need to make doing a pathetic little 30 minute 5km run seem more "intense" then it really is.
No fricking didn't.
I wanted fricking Spider-Man to do Spider-Man shit not fricking snapchat and NBD to EDM.
What about BDSM and ATM?
That sort of shit has always felt pandering and dishonest.
Example: I skate and snowboarded as a kid. Rocket Power comes out and it was obviously made by literal boomers who still think skateboards were a passing surfer trend.
Imagine thinking these thoughts were not only good but were valuable enough to be worth sharing with someone else.
It's worse than that. They actually LISTENED to him about the EDM and put it into ASM 2 for the final battle with Electro
Reminder these things more or less made it into the Snoy Spider-Man video games. With a Spidey twitter account being in the game menu and there being a DJ scene.
There was also a scene where Miles Morales, a black kid from Harlem, guided a gay teen's wiener into another gay teen's butthole while praising them both for being gay. This is how online millennials in writing rooms think their little minority servants actually interact with each other. Too bad Amy and friends couldn't have predicted that.
wat
Don't say I didn't warn you.
There's also a mission in the game in this same part of the map where you need to help a school journalist take pictures of the school, and one of the pics you need to take is of the "esports team" doing some "epic pwnage."
No I'm not kidding, and this game takes place like a few months after the first (so sometime in 2018).
>W-Why does a game set in the current era feature things that also exist in the current era?!
No one has said "pwnage" since 2007.
No one likes your drawn-out homosexual shit.
Everyone physically recoiled at the gay delivery of the "electric spider."
If you don't believe me, then check out the comments on that YouTube link.
I love how people post this video, the video of a black man aggressively torturing a white teenager with mental issues, and make fun of the victim
You're a bad person, anon
>You're a bad person, anon
Not him, but where do you think we are, homosexual?
I work in tech so it's not the same exact thing, but in my experience the most skilled engineers are not at all afraid of sharing their dumbest ideas or asking dumb questions.
What would this email look like if it was written in 2024 instead of 2013 by a millennial trying to market spiderman to zoomers?
Spider-Man skibidi toilet
https://youtube.com/shorts/qv88q3COta8
IN A WORLD...
Skibidi toilet was the first Aoomer (Gen Alpha) meme that zoomers felt old for not understanding
I prefer the term Azoomba, A cross between zoomer and amoeba seeing as they are even more worthless and brainless than zoomers, somehow the bar got lowered if you can believe it.
there's nothing to understand its just the same wacky moronic sfm shit we watched as kids
It's Alphies. Not every generation needs to be -oomer. It worked for Zoomer because zoom is a real word and it fits their low attention span.
>Skibidi toilet
I was dumb enough to like Annoying Orange for a while as someone born in 2000. Thankfully I outgrew that by late 2012. I at least remember actual kids TV like iCarly and Foster's Home, all they have is Youtube shit.
iCarly was egregious with the "YouTube shit" though. Yeah there was a plot but the entire premise of the show is some boomer shit understanding about viral videos, and the scenes where they would show viral videos on their iCarly webshow were unfunny and cringe.
>t. 1999 chad
>I was dumb enough to like Annoying Orange for a while as someone born in 2000
ofc you were little zoomie. Everyone else hated that crap.
Nah, zoomers get it
My fellow zoomers are being moronic. Let's not act like we never watched YTPs or the Gmod Idiot Box.
You can just reverse-engineer them from the Miles Morales movies
>Hey Amy, having some more Spidey thoughts eating some numb-numbs before my LAX-PHX flight
>A rising trend we see with Generation Z, or 'zoomers', is an obsession with renting things. Maybe we can have Spider-Man say his new suit is a rental from Stark? That would be funny and relatable with their generation.
>Zoomers love a video game called Fortnite where you dance as costumed characters. Spider-Man could say he plays Fortnite and do a popular dance from the games called flossing. See attached video, hilarious! Also tie in with Fortnite?
>Tik Tok is a popular social media application with Zoomers. Maybe have Miles (Spider-Man) talk to Gwen (Spider-Woman) over Tik-Tok when they are at on the street? Hashtag Spiderverse, am I right? Marketing thought: The clock is tik toking until Spiderman comes to theaters? Lets workshop that when I land.
they did fortnite with endgame tho lol. was actually a great moment.
Now im scared.
>- A rising trend we see with Zoomers are the really extreme forms of cuckolding like Blacked (a sort of plantation owner fantasy) etc. Zoomers will often post "I want to see her get Blacked" or "Built for BBC" on their image boards in reference to women they find attractive, as in Big Black wiener, also known as the "white genocide".....wondering if Spidey could get into that in some way....MJ is super hot, white, ginger, young, curvy....and she's built for BBC to him, of course.
kek
- GGSH (gamer girl sissy hypno) is the defining sexuality for Zoomers. Wondering if there's a sissy hypno angle somewhere with Spidey? His movements are effeminate, would be awesome with a killer JOI Sissy Hypno PMV behind it.
Lost
>let’s give the main character mental illness to make theirself more relatable
>PUT A CHICK IN IT
>MAKE HER LAME AND FRICKIN' GAY
Hey Amy - neopronouns are really popular with gen Z, maybe we should have spiderman introduce him as Spidey/Spidthem
>Spidey/Spidthem
Motherfricker I hate you.
Keep up the good work.
>Spidey/Spidthem
>Spidey/Spidthem
Spidey/Spidem
- generation z likes to post that they are "bussin" to get to and fro their destination. it'll have a real vibing quality if spid gets hit by a bus.
Well they put a troony flag in Gwen's room and focused on Black person Morales hard for the past 5 years so take your pick.
Having a youtuber challenge spidey to a boxing match
What's the point of putting these things into a movie that people won't even know about until they see it? How are these things enticing to thir or that audience if you have ti watch the movie to see them?
Know what gets people to watch your movie?? Making a good movie!
Most people don't see movies on opening night and most people also talk to their friends about the movies they've seen and if they're any good.
I have friends with such poor taste in movies that I use them as reverse recommendations, as well
>t.
I was talking about you
I think they expect people to watch the movie and tell their friends who haven't seen it
>DUDE SPIDEY USES SNAPCHAT STORIES YOU'VE GOTTA CHECK IT OUT
NBD fellow children
>NBD
The exaggerated swagger of a white teen (21 years old)
Yeah, wild it didn't make the film but it was in fact used for the Entertainment Weekly cover.
Oh no no no no no no
You may not like it, but this is how peak meritocracy looks like.
>really extreme forms of exercise like Tough Mudder (a sort of filthy triathalon (sic)), the Color Run and even things like Hot Power Yoga, veganism etc
HAHAHAHAHA.
zesty
Someone had to flatten his bulge with Photoshop.
Kek, I love it. Its like the story of the Superman movie and the giant spider.
reminder that amy pascal still hasthat job ten years later
He was right about EDM.
The result of a 26 hour McKinsey brainstorming session
>The people in charge of deciding what movies get made aren't concerned with character, story or script
>They're concerned with what obnoxious homosexual gay they can shoehorn into the movie
Can't figure out how movies became so shit.
Yeah, this email looks embarrassing as frick, but the core idea isn't TERRIBLE if you rephrase it in a less cringe way
>maybe peter should use snapchat or something, it might be more relatable to the younger generation
>what if we tried using some EDM tracks, it might go well with the fact that this version of spiderman is wearing what's basically a miraculously advanced stark corp techsuit
>what if we had a scene where peter has to do some meme crossfit shit while hiding his power level
Still though, the way boomers talk to each other over text is hilarious
nick shore isn't a boomer, he's gen x
he's an elderly israelite
Gen X are cryptogays. Like they think they're so above boomer homosexualry by acting all cooler than it but we can see through them.
Such a great idea, i don't know why Coppola didn't put a roller blading scene in apocalypse now, you know since it was so on trend at the time.
He put a surfing scene in.
Lol there’s a small difference between a comic book movie for children and apocalypse now
>what if we had a scene where peter has to do some meme crossfit shit while hiding his power level
They did that already, the basketball scene in Amazing Spiderman.
Minus the meme shit.
>snapchat feature has a very VIP quality about it Obiwan. If you could... find a way to include that in Anakin's trai-ACK
Why did this make me laugh
its my chatgpt bot designed to make perfect Cinemaphile posts. soon you will no longer be needed fellow user
God is this for real? It's like CNN level of analysis, boomer-ish. "I saw a thing, instant snap or something? Let's add that to the movie". Understanding the next generation isn't that hard if you have a soul, we were all kids once. This is just sad.
Here's the thing, the boss doesn't put any thought into the demand beyond
>"I saw a thing, instant snap or something? Let's add that to the movie"
But it's your fault if you can't make it work.
You know what I think of this a lot. At one job I had they redid the break rooms. I'm sure it was from high up during the time the tech offices had all the amenities. Well by the time it gets to being done it's a grumpy manager that acts like a can of paint will break the bank. Like the game of telephone, the real purpose and intentions get lost, no one gets the big picture.
The Sony email leaks are hilarious until you realize that these morons have actual power in the real world. The only reason society is still functioning (inb4) is that the people actually doing real shit ignore whatever the suits are screeching about whenever possible
We have to begrudgingly thank Seth Rogan for this.
No, literally MTV. That is where they found Nick Shore.
Studio execs are hilariously out of touch but also very eager to have their product appeal to people.
>Venom should be retconned to be made out of Flubber
>Eddie should vape "to show his darker side"
>do kids still play Mindcraft??
>my nephew likes thing
>my son likes thing
Why does this statement hold any weight in a product's development?
They're tasked with making a movie thats popular with (age group) so they're using their nephew/son as an example of that age group and what they like.
Are these emails satire?
That one isn't real. The real ones are from the 2014 Sony leak. You might remember that shitty movie "The Interview" being released free, it was connected to that.
Hey anon, just posting a couple WACKY thoughts from my goon cave.
- My friend's kid is playing this new game called "Roblox" (computer block game), what if every Hollywood executive had their head crushed with a brick?
>Literally the exec from Itchy & Scratchy
Yes, that bit was based on the execs at Fox.
They're all fricking dumb. When del Toro was making the first Hellboy film, the execs at Sony/Columbia asked all kinds of idiotic questions like can't Hellboy be blue, couldn't he be a teenager who turns to Hellboy when he gets angry etc.
No wonder Fleischer left Venom 2.
why do they feel it's necessary to state where they are when they've come up with these inane ideas? (of course it's always le random location)
Boomers feel like emails must be written like letters.
to give the impression that their brain is working hard and churning out good ideas 24/7, where ever they are. it's a way to show off to their lower ranks, and also justify their insane salaries to themselves (i "work" 90 hours a week because i brainstorm dumb shit on a plane and write it down, that's work).
That can't be real
>From 30,000 feet
>From my garage
Why is it standard to include where you're currently at when you send moronic emails like this?
Is there some corpo buzzword checklist to seem more personable that I've missed somehow?
I refuse to believe that this one is actually real.
This e-mail made me search Amy Pascal in Google Images to see her face. I will only say that.
Did she just suggest turning Venom 2 into a breakup movie/rom com between Eddie and the symbiote?
>Kraven stocks his prey
are all execs this stupid?
honestly I've heard dumber shit from tv producers irl
This is the corporate boomer in his purest, most unadulterated form.
>EDM is the defining music for millennials
That's the part that made me check the date. Lmao @ thinking dubstep was anything more than a 2 year meme
Maybe so, but I miss some of it. I like when I'm playing the Ichiban Yakuza games and the random encounter music has some dubstep thrown in. I think there was a bit of that in Judgment too.
Holy shit, what a moronic boomer
I was just talking to a friend about how there's no way Sony's Spider-Man spinoff failures can be chalked up to pure stupidity/incompetence, that there must be something more to them, but I'd completely forgotten about all of these moronic emails.
He's pretending to work on the plane because it's part of his self-image as a bigshot executive or whatever. But it's impossible to do any real work during a flight, so he sends useless emails instead. Many such cases.
What the frick is it with boomers and.......the.....constant.....ellipses? Always different lengths, too. Fricking morons.
I love the ellipses. Very versatile punctuation. You can indicate lacunae, you can simulate "trailing off"... you can end on an ominous note...
Buddy the only thing you are emulating are my neurotic middle school girlfriends...
Based(an indication that I both agree with and like this anon's{anon is short for "anonymous" which is what netizens of Cinemaphile and other "chan" forums call themselves [which is also the name of a Cinemaphile born hactivist group]} post)
You just read like an edge lord moron, with his head up pimply gay ass.
>zoomers love trendy female styled exercise
>emasculated dance routines to soulless repetitive sounds
>and pictures of their gay faces on repeat
What a failure of a generation, abortion should be legal up to thirty.
All my dad's texts look exactly like that. I don't get it either.
tell your dad to stop texting like a Hollywood pedo.
I fricking hate this. Some boomer will always trail off their emails like that, and it comes off as very passive aggressive
my parents text like this... it's become an in-joke with my co-workers.. because.. well... their parents text like this too..
My hypothesis is that they are not confident that they know how to use punctuation and are afraid of being judged for misusing a comma or something.
w-what about story
>2013
Amy Pascal was fired from Sony in 2015, but ~~*somehow*~~ stayed in the business, opened up her own production studio and eventually went on to produce all this cancer. Pic related
>~~*somehow*~~
OK, that aside, she would know where the bodies are buried. You can't get rid of someone that easily, even if they're completely incompetent
>OK, that aside, she would know where the bodies are buried.
There are no bodies, anon. It's very simple - she's just supplying her own bosses with some prime teenage pussy. Being a woman herself, she is much, MUCH better at coaxing/convincing some air-headed bimbos to spread their legs in order to get a career. It's all the more easier to her since she can show off her own wealth, status, and power and say "See? I also had to suck a few dicks to get this far."
Most of that looks like getting credit for preproduction work ie planning the sequels ahead of time. Even if none of her contributions get into the final released product they still get credit.
Molly's Game is booba kino tho.
Proof?
>Her only success comes from established francises and established directors
She got an exec producer credit, that means nothing.
>A rising trend we see with Generation Z, or 'zoomers', is an obsession with filters, as in the apps like Instagram. Maybe we can have Spider-Man use filters before taking photos? Because hes insecure with MJ. That would be funny and relatable with their generation.
lmao. you just discovered these? i didnt read all of the "leaks" but theyre great to see how these exec morons think, especially sony pictures. you never worked for one of these morons before? they make outrageous claims all the time
In 2024 spider man is on an incel forum
saving lives of his fellow men online? surfing the.... web? that'd be great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDSCeKKXp9I
frick, the PS1/N64 Spider-Man games were great.
https://www.nickshore.me/
This guy is hilarious
>I work all over the world as a spaceholder for and facilitator of group intersubjective creativity. Much of my approach is grounded in Creative Presencing - an approach I developed and synthesized from multiple points of learning, including many years of experience leading group creativity. In this psychotechnology the team is working directly with energies of creative emergence stimulated by the group’s social field.
We'd all be rich if we could be this shameless about being totally full of shit. I used to feel bad padding out a missing year of my resume for call centres, then there's this fricking guy
Bullshit as a lifestyle is often confused with confidence by the gullible. Many such cases.
After Sony, he spent like 4 months as a "Creative Strategist" at Facebook and then
>Creative and Spiritual Sabbatical
>Self-employed
>Feb 2019 - Jun 2020 · 1 yr 5 mos
>New York City Metropolitan Area
>Taking time away from company life to focus on personal development including working on a variety of personal creative development projects, studying with various spiritual teachers; and training and developing new group work modalities such as We Space, Circling, Authentic Relating, Collective Presencing and Emergent Dialogue.
LMAO
Got to give hit to him saying 'unemployed' in that many words is pretty creative.
i simultaneously hate him for how homosexualy that all is but also envy him for his ability to write such incredible bullshit that obviously gets him good work
>My specialty was brailing the zeitgeist and decoding its signals. I mined for insights that helped stimulate sharper creative development of everything from TV shows, to brands, to digital products and platforms.
The most insane thing about modern corporate success is the less sense you make, the more seriously people take you.
>brailing the zeitgeist and decoding its signals
ha hahaha holy that grift is still going on
I remember when it was called "coolhunting" in the late Nineties and SP!N Magazine profiled the most successful person in the field, some chick who went like 0-20 with her predictions but was still raking in a high six figures a year. It was fricking hilarious. She was asked to do some kind of predictive report for the 1999 Inspector Gadget live-action film and sincerely claimed that people were gonna start wearing fricking trenchcoats and carrying magnifying glasses and shit.
I just fricking cannot believe how insane the consulting grift is. All you have to do is use Ted Talk words and hand gestures and people think you're some kind of wizard.
Consulting is literally just tax dodging money laundering.
>business A makes 1 million in profit
>They would be taxed X amount
>a week before they do their taxes a suspicious "conbawding fee" of $900,000 shows up on the books
>they don't get taxed
>What they don't tell you is that the CEO of business A and the Conbawding agency are close relatives or share the profits from the consulting agency
Walter White and drug dealers used salons to clean money. Big businesses use consulting agencies.
>She was asked to do some kind of predictive report for the 1999 Inspector Gadget live-action film and sincerely claimed that people were gonna start wearing fricking trenchcoats and carrying magnifying glasses and shit.
Sad that didn't happen for real.
Look at that fricking nose.
>just a couple of rando thoughts from my irrelevant flight teehee
This grown child makes at least x3 the average salary
Probably closer to 20 times.
>MJ a troony.
>peter face tattoos
Siperman on fleek
Is Sony the most evil company?
A joke 10 years ago, mundane in 2024
I don't know about most evil, but they have to be up near the top. I think Nestle may be worse.
entertainment company, sure
The entertainment side, for sure. I'm still waiting for the George Floyd film they announced within hours of his death.
The number of friends I lost who said cities burning wasn't a big deal but then had meltdowns over le capitol building
The frick happened to people?
Its all part of the plan. Find the hot button issues: racism, abortion, firearms, trannies, etc.. and take hardline postions on each side, keep the people divided. Simple as. Im trans btw
Kek, I have a normiegram account and my folllowers were literally cut in half after I called out that moronation.
I used to think people who called other people npcs were just feeling superior and cynical.
I used to.
>ape out, my side?
>GOOD!
>ape out, your side?
>EVIL!
Sometimes leftoids try to cope with "B-but WE weren't attacking Washington DC!" yet it also burned following the martyrdom of St. Floyd
Compared to Monsanto?
Heck, even compared to EA?
>forgetting Microsofts Kinect patent
You know the one. The one that uses facial recognition to scan the faces of everyone in the room while playing a movie/show. The one that wouldn't let you continue the show if someone in the room "didn't pay" for the show.
>We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy. He's in your face. You've heard the expression "let's get busy." Well, this is a dog who gets biz-zay! Consistently and thoroughly.
>Hey Amy, I've heard that Gen Z women no cap frequently have sexual relations with dogs. Wondering if there's a bestiality angle somewhere with Spidey? I think turning Jameson into his Man-Wolf persona and creating a love triangle between him, Spidey and Gwen Stacy would be bussin. Possible catchphrase re: Jameson "common knot W"
MBAs are the absolute stupidest people on the planet, even lower IQ Is they also went into marketing.
wasn't there one by Amy Pascal talking about Obama wanting fried chicken or something like that. maybe I was dreaming
She and another israelite cracked wise that Obama's favorite films were Kevin Hart joints. I think this proves that israelites are actually white.
i've worked for sony as i worked on music videos/visuals for a couple of their artists.
i cannot begin to describe how soul wrenching it is whenever you get a bit of corporate feedbag. almost everything you see today and think "wow, that shit" comes from a top down mandate. the world is full of insanely creative individuals, but it's a pyramid where one or two tasteless alsatian fricking corpos will define the work of everyone beneath them.
i massively advise everyone to avoid any vaugely creative profession. at least if you're working for a bank it's a simple as numbers go up, numbers go down, not "this number was seen being held by LIL WANKA X 88 at a circumcision gala so we really need to ride that".
>alsatian
I'm struggling to figure out what you meant by this because I've never seen it used in a sentence before. All I'm getting from google is a dog breed
Maybe he hates people from Alsace and uses it as an insult.
The amazing thing is, this is basically the guy at the top of all large companies. A sub-40 IQ in all things except business that can only connect his thoughts to potential profit opportunities and nothing more.
lol, it's always fricking moronic. Even with videogames, like look at this shit.
This screenshot was scientifically designed to piss me off.
Wait, so there really is a lucrative job out there where you are just an ideas guy?
>here are my thoughts to market a cheap pulpy art form made for kids 50 years ago to the current demographic purely to make money no matter the artistic regression
Hollywood was a mistake.
Can we please have a new leak with their thought process for Morbius and all this other shit?
nbd in my circles means Never Been Done
Never been done before
How many airplane gin and tonics deep do you think Nick Shore was when he sent this email?
>please wait a while before making a post
WHAT FRICKING HORSESHIT IS THIS!?!? WHO IS THE Black person FRICKING israelite MODERATOR WHO PUT THAT IN!?!?!?
actually hiro had to add longer waiting periods because of the JIDF raids
i mean she is the moron that thought she could get the rights to pokemon for free to make a movie
>Hot yoga
>veganism
For the past 10 years Hollywood executives have been operating under the assumption that 30 year old israeli women living in NYC are representative of all millennials.
No but they use that as an excuse to push the hobbies of their israeli wives and daughters on the masses
Once you get to the top of any business you'll find out that everyone is moronic and that all business is driven by adderall/coke-fueled verbal diarrhea.
>sends a 100 word email
>closes laptop
>another 100 million in the bank
this makes me want to go crazy
You have no idea how bad it is. The amount of useless trash in positions making 6 figures is astounding. When you try to talk to these people they don't even know how to speak normal. I genuinely believe they're fricked up lizard freaks or something at this point.
is this fricking real
Yes, it's from ten years ago.
>Where I’m coming from …
>For many years I was a career creative strategist deep in “Game A” players like MTV, Sony Music and Facebook.
>My specialty was brailing the zeitgeist and decoding its signals. I mined for insights that helped stimulate sharper creative development of everything from TV shows, to brands, to digital products and platforms.
>From reality tv to reality itself …
Slowly I began to sense some distant thunder, a step-change, a state-change energy that seems to be steamrolling towards not just culture but also civilization! — Waves of disruption, complexity and ambiguity as the new normal.
>Companies, organizations, and even individuals, it became clear to me, would need to evolve, to reimagine all the way to the core to meet ride this wave (and not get washed away by it).
And years later, that snap "story" feature is all people watch everyday. Whao was the fool in the end?
What was the most embarrassing leaked email?
I mean just fricking think, they've only been managers and bosses since they turned 18. NOBODY ever told them they had a dumb idea.
No wonder Jimmy humiliated him
I am an out of touch boomer and they were right. Disney sucks cause they refuse to let heroes have fun. The Avengers have been fighting Loki, Thanos, and Ultron, and Iron Man. Leave Cap, Sam, the War Machine and Bucky to do the political stuff. It's why Black Panther sucked. T'challa has no life outside of being king of Silicon Valley. You mean to tell me Wakanda can't make busty mods of Black Widow or mak their own vibranium game consoles or low riders? Even Walt told his animators to stop being nerds and be jocks. He'd tell that nerd Xehanort to stop harassing Sora and friends and make Maleficent the big bad
this is what happens when you take xanax to travel
I don't know who this is but it pisses me off knowing they probably make middle-upper six figures.
>You now remember Miles Morales's "hacking app" from the PS4 Spider-Man
I've worked in the shooting crew of several tv series and the amount of moronic ideas coming from directors, actors and producers is astonishing. People usually like to shit on the writers and I will admit the script are not something great, but after they go through all the big-shot hacks on set it goes from 6/10 to 3/10.
I think this is in every creative job ever.
I was doing graphic design for a music school and they DEMANDED we put flyers up at grocery stores. So I'm working on it with another girl who's my partner and we're doing some cool shit that would interest kids and parents.
Suddenly I get covid and I'm gone for a week.
When I check in I'm greeting with some abomination of a montage of random group photos of kids. Apparently a board member wanted pics of THEIR kid in the flyer. It was really just completely incomprehensible.
I think if you ask anybody for creative input they'll want to jump in, and this becomes a problem with people who have never tried to think creatively but are in a position where the designer can't say no.
I bet Alex was happy?
I hate corporate shit so much bros.
How are people at the office not constantly yawning when pretending to be engaged by shit like this?
What kind of a subhuman do you have to be to enjoy this kind of language permeating your waking hours?
This thread is newbie central
>i'm out
More like dicks out.
Whatever Nick Shore actually thought about them, he submitted these ideas to justify his paycheck
Are people only just learning of the Snoy leaks?
Literally the biggest argument against capitalism/meritocracy is found by reading those emails.
These morons don't get into positions of authority because of meritocracy. It's nepotism, which is the exact opposite of meritocracy. Corporate America also doesn't reward merit anyway. It's more about asskissing and other office politics.
Just remembered I had pic related. Some homosexual was talking about how his gay friend was creeped on by Amy Pascal during ASM2. Don't remember much else but it'd be funny if someone found the sauce.
I just spent 5 minutes thinking about what kind of movie genres would sell now, and I just attained minor tier enlightenment.
The reason Marvel is failing now is because before it was something where dads could take their kids to see a film they kind of wanted to see too, whereas now the convoluted shared universe has gotten too much to explain to kids and as a double whammy the dads don't want to go see The Marvels tier women slop either. The Mario movie hit bullseye on this dad and his kids market.
>women want to watch romcoms and/or hot guys doing cool things, and they’ll drag their boyfriend/husband along if needed
>guys want to watch dudes (possibly superpowered) being badasses, bonus if there’s hot women in the mix
>anencephalic suits decided that the key to profit is to make the actionshit center around angry women with leftist ideals, continue casting hot women but make sure all of their sex appeal is hidden, and stop producing romcoms
This screencap always makes me chuckle. Just the combination of pointlessly stupid ideas and the slow pondering tone feels like fricking hilarious satire even though it's completely genuine.