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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel knowing this is some woman’s kink?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goonettes are at least creative.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Girls don't jerk off until they are adults and even then it takes them years to figure it out. There's even a netflix show about this. It's also why teen girls are so desperate and horny for literally any wiener. They don't know how to satisfy their urges without getting impregnated and ruining their family's life, especially the life of their autistic younger brother who is forced to play uncle (and second fiddle) to her fricking crotch spawn while she keeps trying to be an "actress" in California

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Girls don't jerk off until they are adults
          Unless they are autistic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This wildly popular show is about an adult women figuring out how to pleasure herself.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't ask.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is what no pussy does to a motherfricker lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Girls don't jerk off until they are adults and even then it takes them years to figure it out
          my ex was doing it before she was 10 lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This, nobody listen to the other moronic replies.
            Girls and guys start at about the same range.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricked one of those for a while. Was gonna marry her just so i wouldn't be alone but then i got addicted to ketamine and she left

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yikes

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They played this game on James & Moke Mondays years back

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really hate the obvious fake laughing that james does

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James is that semi-functioning sperg who you can't tell if you want to root for or punch in the face.

    That's based I guessed.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are some other zombie series like avgn and simpsons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nostalgia Critic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nu-critic is unironically more entertaining and soulful than nu-AVGN

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is James a top or bottom?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know he never had any dignity but frick, why does he keep doing this shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easier and more profitable than a desk work

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Other examples of comedy things that don’t make you laugh?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Try Guys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jake and Amir used to be so funny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately, neither of them are frickable nor cuddable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it'd be quicker to name the comedy stuff that does make me laugh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Collegehumor was funny when I was 7 years old and thinking I was smart for liking "adult" humor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Collegehumor was funny when I was 7 years old and thinking I was smart for liking "adult" humor.

      >Collegehumor

      It was alright about 10 years ago before the woke hit it and it stopped trying to be funny and started being preachy.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me sad because Monster Madness was one of the most comfy movie review sites anywhere for a long time. James was obviously passionate and having a really, really good time making those.

    I also think his wife gets way too much hate. She handles a special needs boy on a daily basis. During his movie she had to step in and direct because he was overwhelmed and couldn't work. The dude's an actual moron. Cut them some slack.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    james is still comfykino

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His hairline is eating itself away

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he still rocks it in his videos aboul old movies, he should do more and longer

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell, I thought this was an edit

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a penis

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beans make you fart

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw the BVLL is cancelling tonight’s session with ape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I GOT
      TWO
      PHONES

      When did James peak? For me pic related was as kino as it ever got.

      the more appropriate question to ask is, when did widows peak?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YqrjjXF.png

      holy frick james

      should he just address it or what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean doug just shaved it off

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked him just doing selfie shots instead of a normal camera angle for this episode
    i thought it was funny

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a timeline where James retired AVGN like twelve years ago and is still remembered fondly.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did James peak? For me pic related was as kino as it ever got.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is this? also i'm not as autistic as the rest of you so i haven't watched avgn's entire non-vidya catalogue, but his best vid was ghosts n goblins

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's Board James playing video game board games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When did James peak?

      Right before Bootsy left around the time of the Board James series and the Castlevania play through with Mike. It was a solid channel at that point and Bootsy and Mike were both solidly entertaining and did a good job of tempering James autism.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Imagine if I could *touch* any of the games I've reviewed in the past, like if I could touch Dick Tracy, or Seaman"

    gold

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >avgn does fricking vpn sponsors now
    jfc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's he supposed to do? Turn down money?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's been doing that for a while. And yes, he's already did several Raid Shadow Legend sponsorships.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you find out about the Onions sponsor

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's seriously just sad now. I mean, it has been for like a decade at this point, but the point stands. I'm not talking about his hairline, either.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his barely contained grimace
      LOL he is such a chud

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual. Real balls on the dick.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vaush got cancelled for showing stuff like that

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flanderization

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is a doug chad board

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Doug is one of the very few OldTubers left that’s still around on a consistent basis and ISN’T a pathetic sellout.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should've reviewed another Touhou game.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was it for me. First episode I couldn't watch all the way through because I just don't care.
    The soundboard prank calls are still some of the funniest things I've heard. He sounds like a confused, unhinged incel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hi, this is the nerd
      >me too!
      that guy was chill as frick

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LOL I’M TYPING FRICK BUT IT AUTOCORRECTS TO DUCK
    what a great joke to do in 2024, james

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wrote that one himself

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=afdh_UreBTffpmY8
    Well AVGN thread, I made it. Despite your directions

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ___________ ______

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know, he could easily turn his hairline into a punchline in a video but the fact that he still hasn't yet just shows how seriously he takes himself

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are parody episodes better than this actual episodes now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a really good AI-James review of Faith that captured the classic style of Nerd reviews better than anything after episode 100 has:

      ?si=e0M-eKX3VP2TNQFN

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't think to look for those, thanks.

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