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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still pissed by how cheap RotJ looks in comparison

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only agree with you in regards the changes in the stormtroopers. The padded shoulders and the trim design on some of the plates look ridiculous. And white sole boots? ugh.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post neck right now.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >toys with and tests Luke the whole time
    >when Luke manages to score a blow, Vader cuts the bullshit and ends the fight
    pure kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      realistically couldnt jedi spin saber through the deathstar like prions

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        back in the OT jedi actually had limits

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually I'd like to see that because it would be so moronic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he is his son, why did he cut his arm off?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's important to build character

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure he was expecting Luke to come quietly after that. not like a robot hand is a big deal in SW, he gets one like a day later

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seems like they just came up with the twist last minute. Cutting Luke's arm off was unnecessarily cruel since the difference in their strengths didn't necessitate severing his hand.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's almost like he's evil or something

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Vader isn't evil

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                this he's more like a battered housewife that is stuck with the emperor

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always liked the implication (before the Mustafar fight existed) that Vader is covered in electrical burns. The emperor just tortured the shit out of him until there was nothing left but hatred and obedience.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cutting Luke's arm off was unnecessarily cruel
            Because you as the audience member are supposed to feel that Luke is in danger of dying. That is precisely why Yoda spoke of another, to take away the "plot armor" aspect of Luke's Destiny.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luke pissed him off. Vader didn't expect to get hit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >”Oh stop crying. Same thing happened to me when I was your age and I’m still here.”
        Typical dad shit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yet Anakin only grunted in pain while Luke was crying like a little b***h the entire time. Now that I think about it, I can see why someone like him would frick off to an island somewhere and spend the rest of his life chugging green alien titty milk.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a bad guy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stopped the fight, didn't it? Hands are replaceable in this universe.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wanted to disarm(no pun) luke so they could talk.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        something something americans circumision israelites no foreskin lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah nah nah, Luke injured him a little bit. Got a little out of order himself.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There will NEVER be a trilogy as good as Star Wars ever again
    It hurts bros.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There will NEVER be a trilogy as good as Star Wars ever again
      You got to live through it though. We were given a gift. Later generations just don't appreciate how good it really is.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lighting and set design is kino
    >actual fight is clumsy, slow, and kills any feeling of an epic battle seeing them flail and pirouette moronicly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      emotional hacking is better than soulless marvel-tier choreography

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flail and pirouette moronicly
      Nobody pirouettes during this duel though. The moron is you son.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      >that goofy scene with Vader throwing objects at Luke
      Lol. Also there are some stupid continuity errors like Luke "cutting" Vader's neck.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      99% of people who watch these movies don't know how sword fighting is supposed to work, so it's not that big a deal unless you suffer from crippling autism.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Darth Vader was once a lowly shoe salesman

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gorgeous shot, Cloud City looked so cool.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HOLY SHIT ARE THEY- ARE THEY GENTLY TAPPING THEIR LIGHTSABERS TOGETHER WHOAAAWOWOW SUCH A COOL FIGHT
    meanwhile, here’s an actually decent Vader fight scene

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hated that show but i did love that fight, and i love the fanservice hallway fight in rogue 1, but those two are like shiny trinkets compared to the goldmine that is the end of empire (and return). the emotional weight and the stakes in those two fights are what make them the best.
      >cloud city
      >luke is brash and not fully trained
      >was told he would die, went anyway
      >first time facing Vader 1v1
      >he begins the fight confident and put together
      >Vader is a relentless war machine who there is no stopping
      >as the fight progesses, Luke is bloodied and sweaty, slowing down
      >he knows there is no backup coming
      >Vader fights with more and more ferocity as Luke visibly deteriorates
      >Luke gets his hand sliced off and chooses to kill himself rather than let Vader use him as a tool of destruction for the dark side
      that shit was fricking SCARY when i watched it at like 7 years old

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Start of the fight, Luke whips his dick out super fast and eager like an overly excited teenager.
        Vader slowly flops out his experienced dong
        Very well done but very phallic

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i kinda hate that you're not wrong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tee-hee-hee.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is this kino? she is just rolling around and dodging nothing
      also wtf did vader just block that lightsaber with his hand?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >also wtf did vader just block that lightsaber with his hand?
        This is the worst trend in modern saber fights, it has never been cool and makes lightsabers basically superfluous

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he blocks several blaster bolts with his hand in the very movie the OP posted

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lighting and set design is kino
      >actual fight is clumsy, slow, and kills any feeling of an epic battle seeing them flail and pirouette moronicly

      No
      This "modern" fighting is bullshit, with those useless acrobatic moves to make the fight more "interesting".
      The jedi lightsaber fight was meant to resemble the samurai sword fight, in which there are very few moves/strikes and the fight is more about the quality of the strikes rather than their quantity,
      Moder Hollywood turned it into a si-fi Wushu, because it's more appealing to the younger generation who can't tolerate two worriers standing still and watching each other, waiting for the other one to make the first move.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i liked how Vader fighting reva just used the force on her to the point that he took her double bladed sabre from her, broke it in half, then gave one half back before continuing to pummel her into the dirt. the guy couldn't even be bothered to draw his own sword kek

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing "good" about the modern SW movies/series/games is that, as far as i know, they haven't nerfed Vader in terms of fighting skills and Force power.
          He's still the most badass and most intimidating character in all of SW universes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking THIS
        And exactly the same thing you said is true of hand to hand combat in any action movie now. Oh, the character is a spy? And he's fighting an assassin? Suddenly, they both possess beyond Olympic athletes level of control over their body, never tiring, doing 5 minutes of hand-chakra no jutsu Naruto gestures, while also never interacting with or making use of the set because it was so in a Green screen if not outright cgi. And when it's over, their opponent instantly dies (as demanded by the script) and they carry on at full speed with no exhaustion or encumbrance. And I'm Fricking SICK of it.
        Even The choreography of hand to hand fights in You Only Live Twice, judo chops and all, is more exciting to watch than the slop like the Venice Bridge fight in the last mission impossible

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's actually the best part of that movie Atomic Blonde, where charlize theron fights her way down from the roof of an apartment building. the fighting has a more gritty feel to it, as she utilizes corners and hallways to kick her larger male attackers down stairs, beat them with weapons etc. By the time she reaches the bottom, it's her and one or two remaining bad guys all stumbling around gasping for air, swinging wild haymakers that don't even come close to connecting, and they're all toppling over of their own afford from exhaustion and tripping on shit. damn good scene in a pretty forgettable movie

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any time I watch women fight men, I am fighting my suspension of disbelief the entire time

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's why i liked that scene i described, she does everything she can to not fight men openly when she can avoid it. kicking them down stairs or whacking them in the face as they round a corner, etc. she is a pile of bloody mush by the time she's at the bottom floor

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but you'll never convince me this isn't awesome.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i love both. prequels depict powerful jedi when they were far more numerous and youthful. OT sabre fights are between old/crippled men and Luke, whose formal training took place in a dagobahian swamp. if Luke had jedi temple to train at, i'm sure he would have mastered many sabre styles. at least, that's how i square it in my headcanon

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree the OT fights feel more raw but I also loved the speed and kineticism of the prequel fights.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >HOLY SHIT ARE THEY- ARE THEY GENTLY TAPPING THEIR LIGHTSABERS TOGETHER WHOAAAWOWOW SUCH A COOL FIGHT
          meanwhile, here’s an actually decent Vader fight scene

          The Maul fight works because Ray Park is an actual acrobat - most flashiness isn't the result of Force powers, just his personal agility. The more modern Disney fights rely way too much on Force powers to make them interesting. In general, I don't like how Jedi/Sith have been recodified as superheroes. I'm not a fan of the Inquisitors as a concept.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          always hilarious to me how they move around those lightsabers as if the blades are not made of some high powered laser that can burn and cut through almost anything.
          I mean, when you do Wushu, you're using some light sword with a blade that is made of cold, hard metal, so it won't hurt you if you hold the sword near your body/face, even if the flat side of the blade touches you won't do anything, that's why they can do all those moves without injuring themselves.
          You don't have this privilege when the blade's temperature is about 500 degrees, and should be kept at a reasonable distance to not burn yourself

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s so fricking awful.
          They’re dancing. They aren’t fighting. They’re striking weapons not striking their opponents. The choreography just adds to how unbelievably shitty the whole thing is.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They’re dancing
            That's what I like about it personally.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              We get it, you're a gay.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Star Wars fan
                >Calling someone else a gay
                NTA but you're both gays

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's your flailing pirouette. It's a dance routine. It's pure schlock.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because it IS awesome.

          Don't let sequeltards tell you otherwise.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This
          Prequels are obviously shit, but how are the fights considered bad?

          Also why does Episode 1 still look like they used actual, real sets and Episode 2&3 look like fricking video games DESPITE using real sets as well?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suspect that modern fight scenes are made by people who have never been in a fight in their lives and so they don't really understand the emotion of it, the fear and adrenaline. They just kinda understand what it looks like from the outside. Not that I recommend getting into fights, fights fricking really suck to be in.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fights fricking really suck to be in.
          Amen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks fricking moronic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the contrast and exposure so low on this scene? It looks really muddy, everything is indistinct; even the core of the lightsabers is more of a light grey than a white. Does the entire show look like this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, the show is complete dogshit top to bottom. they had ewen macgregor and joel edgerton right there to utilize as the two leads, and they focused on young leia and an evil black woman jedi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh, vader is just standing there

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the point. she gets the drop on him and he doesn't move or draw his sabre, he just toys with her the whole time. would've been more enjoyable if they hadn't wasted like a third of the bloody run time on the bint.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the clunkiest shit I have seen in a long time. I'm so glad I don't watch modern garbage. Also
      >can't see a fricking thing because director/producer/cinematographer/whoever has no clue on how to properly light a scene, and everything is grey and mush
      >camera fricking shaking more than Saving Private Ryan, and barely anything is happening
      >can't barely even see the fricking lightsabers

      Squinting my eyes, I did see Vader kick the black chick's shin at the end which makes him look like a fricking peasant goof.

      Horrible.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      50 years ago choreography this bad would have gotten you blacklisted from the industry.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      No
      This "modern" fighting is bullshit, with those useless acrobatic moves to make the fight more "interesting".
      The jedi lightsaber fight was meant to resemble the samurai sword fight, in which there are very few moves/strikes and the fight is more about the quality of the strikes rather than their quantity,
      Moder Hollywood turned it into a si-fi Wushu, because it's more appealing to the younger generation who can't tolerate two worriers standing still and watching each other, waiting for the other one to make the first move.

      The fights in the Star Wars OT were terrible. They remind me of how me and my brother would fight with sticks and plastic swords, we were always careful not to hit each other. It was just about stick to stick contact.
      We would say
      >ow, don't hit me, that hurts!
      if one of us accidentally nudged the other ones hand.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WHOAAAWOWOW SUCH A COOL FIGHT
      Is that why Reva's toy lightsaber never got made whereas Luke's sells out repeatedly? Just because you like the flashy goyslop like a baby distracted by jangling keys, the Bespin duel is literally a mastercraft in storytelling. Vader is a BEAST and is clearly toying with Luke to test his limits. The entire interaction between them is character and story driven, whereas Reva is already long forgotten. You zoomers really are moronic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >decent Vader fight scene
      Where? I don't see one.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this looks rally fricking stupid. people in sword fights dont start rolling around on the ground for a reason, because it is fricking stupid and will get you killed in seconds

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The colors on this are fricked up.
      And I've told you this last year when I also saw you upload the same webm.
      The source was HDR but your webm captures clipped SDR of that wide gamut source, so everything is off.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only good SW movie and most of it's filler anyway.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luke's beatdown of Vader at the end of RoTJ was more kino than any other pussy ass choreographed dance fight they've shat out since.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >luke looks as if he's given in to his anger
      >defies the emperor and throws his saber away

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you kill your enemies they win

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't that. He trusted his dad to do the right thing and gambled his life on it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the entire premise is that Luke believed anakin was still there, that Vader had not taken over completely. not even Yoda or obi believed, but Luke did, and he believed so fricking much he staked his life and the fate of the galaxy on it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          In this case yes, since Luke can't defeat the Emperor by himself

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he called the emperor out on his bullshit and threw his lightsaber away as one last frick you
          hence why that is the only time in all 6 films where sheev is genuinely pissed off, his chess master persona fades and we see his pure of hatred towards the jedi show through

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >inflicts the same wound on his father as his father inflicted on him
        >stares at his had
        >rejects the cycle of violence and abuse

        meanwhile

        >mace dindu has sheev cornered
        >anakin insists on the jedi way
        >mace gives in to realpolitik, shuns jedi principles and goes in for the kill
        >in that moment he is no better than sheev, anakin inflicts the wound on him

        im not going to act like the prequels were actually good movies overall but I think george had a solid outline and still really knew what he was doing as a storyteller. i just fault him as a director for a lot of the creative decisions that were made around that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i just fault him as a director for a lot of the creative decisions that were made around that.
          Is it true that for the "I AM THE SENATE" scene, Mcdarmid was supposed to have a stunt double fight for him but Lucas insisted to have Ian learn all the moves and choreo in the same day of filming without informing him beforehand that he'd be the one doing the stunts?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you purposefully being obtuse? It's the other way around

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never.
        I'll never turn to the Dark Side.
        You've failed, Your Highness.
        I am a Jedi. Like my father before me.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy fricking kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will never not laugh at this webm

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss my best friend and I constantly doing this to each other.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will never not laugh at this webm

      Also my favorite Matrix WebM

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      those frickin throat chop edits never get old

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=178
    What do you guys think of the Mando vs Gideon duel? I like how it resembles more an OT duel by having less acrobatics.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m picking up my blaster, Put it on my side.
    >I’m jumpin’ in my Falcon. Wookie at my side.
    >I’m solo, I’m Han Solo,

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a webm you might enjoy OP. Happy new year!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY PERFECT LOOPINO!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What movie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the best sequence in the series, no topping it.
    The entire sub-level area of the cloud city is one of the coolest sets ever put to film.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's such a great sequence. love how luke lands on the top level and by the time Vader is done with him, he's falling out the garbage chute at the bottom kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's such a great sequence. love how luke lands on the top level and by the time Vader is done with him, he's falling out the garbage chute at the bottom kek

      Cloud City/Bespin is a fantastic setting in general; I'm surprised that gas giants are so rare as settings even in big budget sci-fi cinema/television, they're great visual fodder

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top 3 Star Wars location for sure. That’s why I love Jedi Outcast so much. Lots of Cloud City.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is the best sequence in the series, no topping it.
      Death Star Trench Run beats it.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved how they had to look for each other and Vader does a jumpscare. Vader would be a great slasher villain in a horror movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was going to be the end sequence in rogue 1 originally IIRC, Vader picking off the cast one by one like a slasher movie where you don't really see him much. would've been pure kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in a dark room and can't see well
        >suddenly respirator noises and heavy footsteps
        >uh oh
        >your best friend starts gagging and mysteriously chokes to death

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Empire is bittersweet because you know that there is absolutely nothing better from here on out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Empire is the GOAT. But there are a very few moments after 1980 that are worthy. The end of Jedi after the battle begins, as well as non-SW
      >My friends. You bow to no one.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is 4k80 ever getting released or is it okay for me to delete their shit and just go back to watching the despecialized edition

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the newest beta version a couple nights ago and it looked fine to me. Not exactly sure what more they have left to do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      George Lucas refuses to let go of the original footage. He insists that him fricking up the remaster is the best thing to happen to Star Wars and doesn't want anybody to fix his mistakes.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this made boomers cream themselves

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The way the lightsaber props were set-up in the first film precluded much movement. I appreciate what Lucas was going for with his homage to Japanese samurai films, but he also isn't as patient as those Japanese directors; he isn't as willing to let the tension sit as long before one of the combatants makes a move. Still better than that ultra-flashy fan edit which sucks all the tone out of the scene, though.

      Watch Harakiri if you want to see this fight done well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually love those twirling parries Obi-Wan does at the beginning of the webm, keeping Vader's little stabs at bay while also preventing a potential swing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the young knights in the prequels are very athletic and fast because they are high on having superpowers
      >the old masters are methodical and cautious because they haven't seen each other in a while
      this is based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is great, it looks like actual fencing, how sword fighting by actual masters actually looks

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greatest fight scene in movie history

    > Luke shows up. The metallic wheeze and in the fog is Vader’s silhouette. Then for the next 15 minutes, Luke learns just how outclassed he is as he gets his ass handed to him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Luke learns just how outclassed he is as he gets his ass handed to him.
      Isn't it fricking great? Isn't that why we're still talking about the OT after all these decades? Watching Luke get curb-stomped so many times, just to get back up, dust himself off, and believe in his friends and himself only to finally overcome all of his hardships? It's no wonder Kathleen Kennedy hates him so much. He's a true Hero, and nothing she could ever be.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucas was cooking

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Hayden is too old to do a Lucifer movie now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Duuhhh smart references means good movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get the criticisms of the woodenness
      of Lucas's dialogue and his deliberately stilted direction but I actually like that Anakin is whiny and petulant.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that realization when Watto was basically Anakin's father figure

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old were you when you realized the og star wars movie (A New Hope) is WWII in an alternative timeline?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun Fact: I have the OT audio-ripped to an MP3 player to listen to while I work. It's all so great, almost like it was made for a radio play (and no, it's not the radio play version). I listen to ANH & ESB with tremendous joy, but always have reservations about Jedi. It just screeches to a halt and doesn't get going until the Sarlacc Pit battle, then struggles until the Rebel Fleet reaches the Death Star where it's epic, and the end credit music is actually the best in the trilogy. And yes, Lapti Nek and Yub Nub for me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but always have reservations about Jedi. It just screeches to a halt and doesn't get going until the Sarlacc Pit battle, then struggles until the Rebel Fleet reaches the Death Star where it's epic
      Yeah one of the biggest problems is a lack of tension up until the end. Star Wars? The Empire's after the stolen plans in R2D2 so stormtroopers are always on their tail up until the end. Empire? After Hoth we get 2 plots: one where Luke hangs out with Yoda in a swamp and the other where Han, Leia and co are being pursued throughout the galaxy by Vader and eventually Luke has to come save them/actually fall into a trap. Jedi? The Jabba stuff is great but I'm not really sure what Luke's actual plan is but then once you get to Endor and the plot proper starts there's no real threat to the heroes. Yeah there's some stormtroopers wandering around but Luke has to basically give himself up in order to get captured. There's just no tension until the end battle (which is fricking awesome but still)

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >holy fricking kino
    Get better taste, Black person

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These movies are for children. I thought Star Wars was kinda cool when I was younger but now I just don't care about it anymore. I never understood the appeal

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