>yur are muthing mithout me >'ay it
I think just making josephine into a generic girlboss is going to upset me more than geriatric jouaquin mumbling his way through this blue filter dumpster fire
The first one was way better, this one was edited in a lame way. I can't describe why (other than the very lame choice in music compared to Radiohead's National Anthem in the first one) just felt fake and hopefully isn't representative of the film.
I dont know why the frick they keep doing this. Like they paid for the music license and then they just use a snippet of the track. I forgot what dog shit movie came out last year or the year before where they use the "Fame" Bowie song. but just repeat and fade out the word "fame" over and over. If a movie trailer cannot get its point across without using the actual film soundtrack then that is a failure on the marketing/trailer people.
Prussians will be marginalized and not even mentioned when it comes to Waterloo
Just like nobody cares about the fact that Austria and a bunch of German states did all of the heavy lifting in the siege of Vienna, buck breaking mudslimes or centuries. It's all about MUH WINGED HUSSARS
honestly I would prefer a fully french film with subtitles but I'm not sure the actors would commit to learning an entire script in french (plus they would need coaching to get the accent right and even then it wouldn't be perfect)
Napoleon lies on his deathbed, taking his final breathes.
Napoleon's voice as narrator: I can now see the folly of my ways. White men can only change the world for the worst. Maybe it is time to crown a woman for a change. My empire should have never been *my* empire. It should have been a one world government controlled by historically marginalized peoples.
*takes final breath*
Black. Lives. Matter.
Clearly what happened is they sensed this was their last ever chance to do Napoleon dirty and bleak with real money and real cameras before the film communication landscape changes with a.i. You'd have to be an idiot to think modern hollywood can produce a historical gem about a great man, it's almost a wonder he is not cast as black.
From the trailers you get the feeling that the wife will emasculate him in all their scenes together. Men can't have figures to look up to without said figures being disparaged by women.
Do you not know who Josephine is? She cucked Napoleon all the time and he was genuinely pussywhipped which is funny considering he conquered all of Europe. She was several years his senior, and he was autisimo Maximus when it came to women so she had his balls in a jar and slept with other men behind his back. Problem is that seems to be the main focus of the film or where the thread will mainly lay.
She was more than likely the first woman he ever slept with and he was a die hard passionate romantic. She was attractive when they first got together too and was also able to provide social graces at noble parties which Napoleon lacked. Napoleon was a soldiers general and charismatic to the hilt when it came to large audiences, but the noble chit chattering was a terrible nuisance and she provided leverage for him there. Because of his own insecurities he attached himself to her way too hard even though she didn’t seem to care for him much beyond what he could provide. Should be a cautionary tale of not sticking your dick in crazy if anything, don’t make her a girl boss. Had Napoleon had an actual healthy relationship who the frick knows what would have happened but it would have saved him at least some face among the other leaders of Europe.
that's why Alexander is greater than him, not only in the battlefield, but in the realm of human relations
there's a popular legend about an eastern queen who lusted after Alexander when she heard about his military conquests, saying that he's the only man worthy of impregnating her
napoleon in comparison was a whiny incel who lusted after damaged goods lol
>saved him at least some face among the other leaders of Europe
Napolean chimped out and kept expanding. He also kept making republics so of course the monarchies wouldn't stand for it
congratulations to all you "I'M ACTING" posters, now we have actors who don't even act. they just say the line and look disinterested. literally no facial expressions could be detected in this trailer. you fricking memespouting morons ruined cinema
Clearly what happened is they sensed this was their last ever chance to do Napoleon dirty and bleak with real money and real cameras before the film communication landscape changes with a.i. You'd have to be an idiot to think modern hollywood can produce a historical gem about a great man, it's almost a wonder he is not cast as black.
Yeah this is probably the worst moment in his life for him to say it (i.e. in the middle of his coronation), never mind that he said it to a confidant while in Saint Helena and when he was reminiscing.
>Making a full film about the jobber from Ford vs. Ferrari
Oof. That's gonna flop hard. They should have made Ford. vs. Lamborghini as a sequel instead.
Modern audiences all have ADHD and phones in their hands. You need a 10 second ADHD-friendly trailer before the actual trailer to try to make them look up.
It's for when they show the trailer as a Youtube ad, you mong. Trying to make people not skip by showing a quick-cut of the trailer in the first 5 seconds while the ad is unskippable.
It's for when they show the trailer as a Youtube ad, you mong. Trying to make people not skip by showing a quick-cut of the trailer in the first 5 seconds while the ad is unskippable.
I think he's right cus the last movie I watched in theatres was Oppenheimer (3 times, 3 different formats) and it didnt have anything like that. Also this being on youtube I think it does make sense that its for youtube ads (I have ublock and personal ads blocked so I dont know what modern ads are like)
Once you know that the film is not done in historically accurate languages, you know it's shit. Full stop. It's made for the LCD moron Americans who cannot into subtitles. Frick it and fick Ridley Scott.
>YUH HE GOT THE ROLLIES UH >NAPOLEON HOMIES BRAAAA >HE FLIPPIN THE SCIPTIN' >INVADIN' N' KILLIN' SCRAHHHHHH
THIS SUMMER.....
NAPOLEON....
....DO BE BUSSIN' THO FR
>hyperactive, workaholic Napoleon who was constantly micromanaging and making sure his plans were working like clockwork >played by 60 year old Joaquin Phoenix who sounds like he's prozac
Um
It is terrible casting. Joachim constantly sounds like he is drunk. It works fine for films like Joker where he is supposed to be a depressed schizo, but that's not Napoleon. Napoleon was youthful, charismatic, and eccentric. Timothée Chalamet would have been my first pick.
>Timothée Chalamet would have been my first pick.
awesome lets just cast him and austin butler in everything from now on you stupid imaginationless sack of shit
At least he could've said a few lines in French. And he's actually in his twenties, not a 70 year old man acting out a 24-year old Napoleon at the siege of Toulon.
>all the based historikino we could've had from 2010 to today with all these innovations in technology >instead it's trannies and groids twerking for HBO shows aimed at depressed junkie shitbag teens and 20somethings
*sighs civilizedly*
Is this shaping up to the worst portrayal of Napoleon of all time?
Fundamental misunderstanding of the man and the legend. Every line uttered by Joaquin Phoenix makes him sound he doesn't want to be there.
Napoleon wasn't a "genius stuck inside his own head"-type, which seems to be what Joaquin is going for. He had his oddball ways but he won people over quickly and was beloved by his troops, would spring into action when needed.
why would you even subject yourself to this obvious trash?
does the trailer appear like they're trying to tell an interesting story based on the truth?
Don't watch it if you're going for that. I already know this shit is going to stink.
Watch How Do You Live? when it comes out here like I plan on doing.
>Another soulless, lazy cashgrab no one wanted, isnt needed, and will be overhyped and overrated massively by paid journos and moronic marvelcuvks
Shit like this is why I stopped watching anything made after 1989, Ive already got my napoleonkinos
the irony is she's actually a compelling character and it could have been done brilliantly
however its current year and I'm HONESTLY surprised they didn't title it >JOESEPHINE
>They're gonna make Napolean a "bad guy"
its much much worse than that
no it looks more like they're framing him as a depressed loser who just did whatever his wife told him to with a sad look on his face
the dude was a frickin dynamo
Carlo Maria Buonaparte or Charles-Marie Bonaparte (27 March 1746[1] – 24 February 1785) was a Corsican lawyer and diplomat, best known as the father of Napoleon Bonaparte and grandfather of Napoleon III.
Buonaparte served briefly as a personal assistant to revolutionary leader Pasquale Paoli, fighting with the Corsican forces against the Genoese republic.[2] With the island becoming French, Buonaparte eventually rose to become Corsica's representative to the court of Louis XVI. On 2 June 1764, he married fourteen-year-old Maria Letizia Ramolino: the Ramolinos descended from noble Lombard antecedents and were established in Corsica for 250 years.
In April 1770, the French administration created a Corsican Order of Nobility. Buonaparte became an advocate of the Superior Council of Corsica on 11 December 1769 and a Substitute Procurator of the King of France in Ajaccio in October 1770. Buonaparte already possessed the title of a "Noble Patrician of Tuscany" (Nobile Patrizio di Toscana) since 1769 by permission of the Archbishop of Pisa due to his ancestry, and had his nobility confirmed on 13 September 1771.
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>citing wikipedia in current year
go back
7 months ago
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>he can't even refute wikipedia
no u.
7 months ago
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He'll just ignore you. French people are all arrogant and think they're hot shit
7 months ago
Anonymous
French conquered half the world. you sound like a whiney little israelite from the US, still pissing your pants that France didn't join in with your israelite war a few years ago
7 months ago
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hows france doing now 🙂
7 months ago
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Better than the UK, Spain, and Italy. Shame about all the Africans though.
7 months ago
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>French conquered half the world
when? lol
7 months ago
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incredibly recently
you uncultured sack of ugly shit
7 months ago
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some Black folk in africa is half the world?
7 months ago
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Umm ackshually they only controled 8.6% of the world
7 months ago
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what a loser
edit: tahnks for the gold fellow homos
>pauper
Mate, was nobility who grew up on an island estate. He received a top tier private education and was inducted into the military as Lieutenant because of his education and connections. Napoleon wasn't a fricking pauper.
>All wars are staged it is known
When you realize all current US presidents are related to Anglo royalty on the king John line then you know how fricked it is.
I started laughing when they had that typical scene in rock movies of a loyal woman staying at home while he bangs groupies but the woman at home was his mom lol
Oh boy, I can't wait for the scene where Napolean wins a battle because he remembered how lacking his wife's clit showed that defeat in detail is important!
Also I can't wait for the scene where Napolean screws over Haitis indepence and the movie implies that it's his fault for why they're a mega shithole today.
>War reparations destroys countries
Huh... yea... Just like what happened to Germany and Japan and almost every other country that had to pay off a massive war debt. It's almost like Haiti's problems aren't really caused by that and are a product of bad government policy in regards to industrialisation and trade avoiding European and American expertise and models instead being a corrupt oligarchy
SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD
SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD
BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME
REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES
AND JUST ONE MISTAKE
IS ALL IT WILL TAKE
WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES
HEEEY YA, OH HEEEY
HEEEY YA
REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES
Being the resident Zoomer of the board they had a huge resurgence in the mid-10s making the shittiest pop-rock sludge ever. EVERY zoomer girl had a FOB phase and it was impossible to get into any of their pants without enduring them sucking off FOB.
I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS A-RINGIN'
ROMAN CAVALRY CHOIRS ARE SINGIN'
BE MY MIRROR, MY SWORD AND SHIELD
MY MISSIONARIES IN A FOREIGN FIELD
FOR SOME REASON, I CAN'T EXPLAIN
ONCE YOU'D GONE, THERE WAS NEVER, NEVER AN HONEST WORD
AND THAT WAS WHEN I RULED THE WORLD
>le blue temperature for winter battle >le green tint for indoor >le yellow temperature for outdoor (especially in desert)
HANG ALL COLORIST
I WISH A PAINFUL AND SLOW DEATH FOR EVERY COLOR GRADER Black person OUT THERE
I HATE DIGITAL POST PRODUCTION FILMMAKING
I HATE DIGITAL POST PRODUCTION FILMMAKING
For all the self-proclaimed Kurosawa simps there are working in Hollywood none of them seem to actually understand why his color theories worked so well
>color theories
there's no theory homosexual
you have an eye or you don't
everything that's based on practiced, try hard book learning is gay and sucks
Oh for sure, if anything having a "textbook" understanding of color is why so many movies have this awful shit in them.
I'm just saying that having a bad sense of color can break otherwise great movies and elevate otherwise mediocre movies.
>I'm just saying that having a bad sense of color can break otherwise great movies and elevate otherwise mediocre movies.
agreed 100%
most great films operate on theory
watch bresson you Black person
what the frick does bresson have to do with theory?
he came up with 90% of what modern dorks like you think is theory off the top of his head in the moment because of the sheer weight of his talent
having a practical knowledge of basic art and design theories are extremely helpful, but if you have no intrinsic sense of aesthetics or how to achieve them effectively you end up with nApoLeOn
the map is not the territory filmschool gay
>most great films operate on theory >t. another one of the hundreds of modern color correcting dipshits who keep slapping the dull mid gray LUT on everything because tEcHnIcALly iT's cOrRect
frick off
art isnt made in a void and most filmmakers were influenced by paintings and theater, and later photography, and the theory surrounding these forms. get to reading brecht, artaud, sanzo wada, etc.
>most great films operate on theory >t. another one of the hundreds of modern color correcting dipshits who keep slapping the dull mid gray LUT on everything because tEcHnIcALly iT's cOrRect
frick off
there's never been more people who were educated on theory in the film industry than now yet somehow it's light years worse than when a bunch of bros got together and tried stuff until it looked dope because of their lack of money and technology, and the amount sheer heart they put into it
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It's because film has become industrialized and mass-produced like everything else, to the point to where the filmmakers and crew are mass-produced by universities, unions, and other systems in Hollywood even more so than during the Hays Code.
For all of you moronic ignorant wienersucking homosexuals.
1. Napoleon came from irrelevant and impoverished Corsican minor nobility. They were no different than some mildly wealthly bourgeoisie merchant in Paris to French nobility in terms of status.
2. His family had such shit financial situation that both him and his brother were sent to boarding schools in mainland France so his parents can cover the other kids.
3. Napoleon was stuck in junior officer rank before revolution which is a sign of not being regarded as the upper echelon of French society.
4. Napoleon had mommy because his mother was devoted and good woman so Napoleon constantly compared others to his mom and got disappointed which sparked the first flames of his hatred for woman.
5. His first sex was with a prostitute which resulted in occasional sex with different prostitutes.
6. He tried to test and measure the intelligence and common sense of those prostitutes, needless to say that all of them disappointed him which resulted in his increasing hatred of women.
7. Napoleon somehow madly falling in love was half of the reason he married Josephine. She was a part of important influential families in Paris which gave her high social status. Napoleon, the ever ladder-climber, married her for improving his own position.
8. This movie is dogshit and all of you might as well kys.
P.S. Napoleon's true love might have been that British e-girl -Betsy- in St. Helena but that's a another story.
>Going to military school at age 9 is...LE GOOD >Boarding school in 18th century is like my mom's boyfriend boarding school in 2023 >same gayging this hard
Buck too broken.
>didn't read the rest >mentions the boarding school
moron-kun...
[...]
i think he means this grill >https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_Balcombe
[...] >Going to military school at age 9 is...LE GOOD >Boarding school in 18th century is like my mom's boyfriend boarding school in 2023 >same gayging this hard
Buck too broken.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_Balcombe
He might have lost the most important conflict in European history, but at least he hit that 13 year old pussy.
All I can say is based.
this guy was the biggest moron
britain was the true genius during the whole war, staying back, financing other europeans to die for them, then swooping in for the ultimate win at the end
Was he really this mellow as he's portrayed in the trailers?
I imagine him with much more intensity, in certain moments, but otherwise cold and calculated.
yeah there's no fricking way he wasn't more charismatic, that's one of the biggest things about him, his men loved him and thus fought well.
at times in the end manning the cannons himself, his highest marshals instructing new conscripts how to load a musket in the middle of battle. etc.
riding up to the enemy formation himself, revealing his white cloth abdomin as a clear target giving the order to shoot if they want their emperor dead. all the men laying down their arms.
he took retook paris without a single shot being fired.
Here`s first reply for your thread, since Cinemaphileanons are massive cucks and fricks.
Let me guess, anglos and israelites make a movie about Napoleon where he fricking sucks and also the main character is actually his wife?
exactly that with bit of "epic white man conquers" scenes.
>behind every great man.. there is.. a bossgirl
correct
There's literally a scene where she opens her pussy to command him.
>Vanessa kirby in stalkings spreading her legs
Hey that's kinda hot
Holy fricking kino
>yur are muthing mithout me
>'ay it
I think just making josephine into a generic girlboss is going to upset me more than geriatric jouaquin mumbling his way through this blue filter dumpster fire
forgot pic
Napoleon was unironically a simp for her. She was his Jada Picket Smith
Vive l'Empereur!
>France has English weather
waterloo was in belgium and coastal france is pretty similar yes
Why watch this instead of waiting for the 4h cut?
Yeah I'd love to give it support in theaters but there's literally no point if the real version is Applel only
haha le black sabbath
Can Hollywood please stop using cringe-inducing classic rock remixes for their trailers? FFS.
Better this than jungle bop.
LMAO WHAT THE FRICK. WHO THE FRICK KEEPS MAKING THESE TRAILERS??
People who think this trailer look good could be safely removed from the genepool and nothing would be lost.
The first one was way better, this one was edited in a lame way. I can't describe why (other than the very lame choice in music compared to Radiohead's National Anthem in the first one) just felt fake and hopefully isn't representative of the film.
>It ain't me,
>It ain't me
>I ain't no fortunate one
>WTF IS THAT COLOR AND CONTRAST AND NATURAL FILM GRAIN I'M GOING INSANE AAAAA
I dont know why the frick they keep doing this. Like they paid for the music license and then they just use a snippet of the track. I forgot what dog shit movie came out last year or the year before where they use the "Fame" Bowie song. but just repeat and fade out the word "fame" over and over. If a movie trailer cannot get its point across without using the actual film soundtrack then that is a failure on the marketing/trailer people.
seriously, WHO THE FRICK thought it was a good idea to use Radiohead for a Napoleon trailer (i say that as a Radiohead lover)
>Radiohead
(you)
i was talking about the first trailer, didn't realise this was a new trailer
>black sabbath cover song blares over mid-tier 200M budgeted slop
I watched this entire shit trailer waiting for the Radiohead remix that never came 🙁
he's talking about this trailer https://youtu.be/OAZWXUkrjPc?si=G1tr-VcMUo3D7Cl7
The film looks like it might be good, but I can't do that color grading. I'm going to have to wait till a torrent of a fan edit drops.
I love how all the French have British accents.
Are the British going to be speaking French in this?
The british are going to have funny brit accents, just like in Allo Allo
Ah. Good moaning.
Brits are going to be seething out of their asses once the Prussians show up to save the day.
Prussians will be marginalized and not even mentioned when it comes to Waterloo
Just like nobody cares about the fact that Austria and a bunch of German states did all of the heavy lifting in the siege of Vienna, buck breaking mudslimes or centuries. It's all about MUH WINGED HUSSARS
tbh german and prussian history is a huge meme, at military and battle terms.
they kinda.... always sucked.
These movies aren't made for you europoor Muslims. It's made for Americans. They think that every europoor sounds British.
Should anglos really be allowed to make movies about France? You just know it's going to suck anyway.
I'm expecting this to be a mess, since it attempts to cover way too much ground for the runtime of a movie.
Still, Nappie was the actual main character of history and lived in the most kino age of history.
Kino: Doing the film in French
Passable: French accents
Shit: American accents
Black person wtf are you even doing: Faux British accents
Its time for someone to put Scott in a home. He is senile.
honestly I would prefer a fully french film with subtitles but I'm not sure the actors would commit to learning an entire script in french (plus they would need coaching to get the accent right and even then it wouldn't be perfect)
>Rock music in a biopic of an medieval emperor
pretty sure he's from the Bronze Age
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>medieval emperor
>You are nothing without me... Say it!
They can't help themselves.
Reminder that Napoleon was israeli
He was Corsican which is basically Mediterranean in French territory but ah what the frick same thing
Looks like shit
Final scene.
Napoleon lies on his deathbed, taking his final breathes.
Napoleon's voice as narrator: I can now see the folly of my ways. White men can only change the world for the worst. Maybe it is time to crown a woman for a change. My empire should have never been *my* empire. It should have been a one world government controlled by historically marginalized peoples.
*takes final breath*
Black. Lives. Matter.
Fade to black. Roll credits.
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WHAAAAT IVE DOOOONE
DIRECTED BY MICHAEL SNYDER
>I have but only one regret.....Haiti....Slavery...BBC....
ftfy
bravo ridley
Yea thats better thanks bruv
Clearly what happened is they sensed this was their last ever chance to do Napoleon dirty and bleak with real money and real cameras before the film communication landscape changes with a.i. You'd have to be an idiot to think modern hollywood can produce a historical gem about a great man, it's almost a wonder he is not cast as black.
Holy kino poster
He looks like he's asking Josephine to shut the door
>Historically, France was always a glorified empire
t. Francis I of Austria
We decapitate and we business with whatever's left.
wiener goes where
terrible poster
All the beautiful classical Napoleon paintings they could have referenced, and they made this shitty screengrab photoshop instead?
>He came from nothing
>He conquered EVERYTHING
Fixed it
>Somebody touch my baguette!
pusy
>the age of military aesthetics
>mute the frick out of it with a soulless gray/blue filter
WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING RIDLEY?!?!
it will suck
From the trailers you get the feeling that the wife will emasculate him in all their scenes together. Men can't have figures to look up to without said figures being disparaged by women.
The movie is going to be much less about Napoleon being great, and more about his wife girlbossing, cucking him, and being his biggest influence.
>I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
>cover plays over trailer
>okhoney.gif
she's won't shut up about Tupac
Do you not know who Josephine is? She cucked Napoleon all the time and he was genuinely pussywhipped which is funny considering he conquered all of Europe. She was several years his senior, and he was autisimo Maximus when it came to women so she had his balls in a jar and slept with other men behind his back. Problem is that seems to be the main focus of the film or where the thread will mainly lay.
Why did she have any power of him? She was defective and couldn't even give him heirs.
Guy simped hard for her.
She was more than likely the first woman he ever slept with and he was a die hard passionate romantic. She was attractive when they first got together too and was also able to provide social graces at noble parties which Napoleon lacked. Napoleon was a soldiers general and charismatic to the hilt when it came to large audiences, but the noble chit chattering was a terrible nuisance and she provided leverage for him there. Because of his own insecurities he attached himself to her way too hard even though she didn’t seem to care for him much beyond what he could provide. Should be a cautionary tale of not sticking your dick in crazy if anything, don’t make her a girl boss. Had Napoleon had an actual healthy relationship who the frick knows what would have happened but it would have saved him at least some face among the other leaders of Europe.
that's why Alexander is greater than him, not only in the battlefield, but in the realm of human relations
there's a popular legend about an eastern queen who lusted after Alexander when she heard about his military conquests, saying that he's the only man worthy of impregnating her
napoleon in comparison was a whiny incel who lusted after damaged goods lol
well it's hard to compare anyone to alexander
>*die from heartbreak because the guy that fricked your ass died a couple days prior*
>he also thinks Achilles and Pathroclus were lovers
typical homosexual projection
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_relationships_of_Alexander_the_Great
Julius Caesar will always be the GOAT Alexander and Napoleon are homosexuals
>keeps provoking everyone in the senate
>walks in the senate room without a care in the world and gets stabbed to death
Nah he was stupid
he spared half of their lives years earlier his only mistake was he was too nice of a guy.
>saved him at least some face among the other leaders of Europe
Napolean chimped out and kept expanding. He also kept making republics so of course the monarchies wouldn't stand for it
>Im not built like other men
congratulations to all you "I'M ACTING" posters, now we have actors who don't even act. they just say the line and look disinterested. literally no facial expressions could be detected in this trailer. you fricking memespouting morons ruined cinema
Because most of the footage is AI generated now. The AI tech isn't good at facial expressions yet.
brando was saying actors couldn't act since the early 40s when him yelling was enough to get a round of applause. it's just been on the decline
That’s basically Phoenix’s schtick at this point though?
abhorrent trailer for what will be a god-awful movie
They shot this on an iPhone, that's pretty cool!
midge
why do we need another napolean movie?
see
NTA but I think he's right.
Why can't we get our own epics anymore, Nelson bros?
>I'm built different
Holy memery
The placement of "I found the crown of France in the gutter" speech is fricking moronic. I don't even think they knew the context.
Yeah this is probably the worst moment in his life for him to say it (i.e. in the middle of his coronation), never mind that he said it to a confidant while in Saint Helena and when he was reminiscing.
He looks really ill, because he’s a vegan
and a chainsmoker
>le popular song remixed in to the trailer
>Napoleon has american accent
>im just built different fr fr
i hope it turns out good. The last duel was pretty good but scott has had a spotty record for the previous couple of years so idk.
>girl boss josephine
>medieval grim dark filter
>phoenix sleep walking through his lines
stop making movies ridley
The next joint is going to feature Black person Roman emperor.
>Joseph Quinn as co-emperor Caracalla
>Fred Hechinger as co-emperor Geta
The real kino is Michael Mann's Ferrari starring Adam Driver and Sarah Gadon.
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Sarah Gadon wears tight pants!
I love Sarah Gadon
>Making a full film about the jobber from Ford vs. Ferrari
Oof. That's gonna flop hard. They should have made Ford. vs. Lamborghini as a sequel instead.
That looks so bad. Should have taken some inspiration from gran turismo.
Adam Driver is going to completely kill this movie. He looks so out of place as an Italian. It was the same thing in House of Gucci
napoleon was so based, if they make this shit about some girlboss shit it's gonna suck
the girlboss shit was in the trailer, it's happening
Both trailers and the coronation scene they uploaded were about girlboss. This film is basically Barbie set in 1800 France.
digital was such a fricking mistake jfc
its honestly over. It says UHD, so they probably have the digital version ready to stream soon.
it can be done very well
the problem is the talentless homosexuals who edit and color grade all do the same mid-gray horseshit because reasons
case in point
now pay me hwood
it's night and day wtf ridley
IS THAT A SLIGHT HINT OF COLOR>????
HELP ME HP LOVECRAFT CAT!!
instant soul wtf
>literally just normal ass colors
>some random anon color correction mogs hollywod stooges instantly
whats their problem bros??
Brehs...what does early 19th century pussy smell like?
fish and onions
very smelly, and that's a good thing!
Sugar cane and chicken in a sour white wine sauce, and briny fish.
Question: why do they do this "TRAILER STARTS NOW" bullshit?
it's a signal for the Americans to remove their popcorn buckets from their face
Modern audiences all have ADHD and phones in their hands. You need a 10 second ADHD-friendly trailer before the actual trailer to try to make them look up.
It's for when they show the trailer as a Youtube ad, you mong. Trying to make people not skip by showing a quick-cut of the trailer in the first 5 seconds while the ad is unskippable.
or maybe they could just you know... not
also you're wrong
How am I wrong?
Points for argumentation.
I think he's right cus the last movie I watched in theatres was Oppenheimer (3 times, 3 different formats) and it didnt have anything like that. Also this being on youtube I think it does make sense that its for youtube ads (I have ublock and personal ads blocked so I dont know what modern ads are like)
Once you know that the film is not done in historically accurate languages, you know it's shit. Full stop. It's made for the LCD moron Americans who cannot into subtitles. Frick it and fick Ridley Scott.
ugly as piss orange and blue filtering
piece of shit
>GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MESSES ECHOED MODERN MUSIC PLAYING STARTS PLAYING IN YOUR TRAILER
HAHAHAHA NOPE
i am so fricking sick of these stupid homosexuals. i will not be watching your gay ass film
>YUH HE GOT THE ROLLIES UH
>NAPOLEON HOMIES BRAAAA
>HE FLIPPIN THE SCIPTIN'
>INVADIN' N' KILLIN' SCRAHHHHHH
THIS SUMMER.....
NAPOLEON....
....DO BE BUSSIN' THO FR
>Film isn't in French
>hyperactive, workaholic Napoleon who was constantly micromanaging and making sure his plans were working like clockwork
>played by 60 year old Joaquin Phoenix who sounds like he's prozac
Um
It is terrible casting. Joachim constantly sounds like he is drunk. It works fine for films like Joker where he is supposed to be a depressed schizo, but that's not Napoleon. Napoleon was youthful, charismatic, and eccentric. Timothée Chalamet would have been my first pick.
>Timothée Chalamet would have been my first pick.
awesome lets just cast him and austin butler in everything from now on you stupid imaginationless sack of shit
At least he could've said a few lines in French. And he's actually in his twenties, not a 70 year old man acting out a 24-year old Napoleon at the siege of Toulon.
As opposed Joachim Phoenix? Really imaginative casting there.
> Timothée Chalamet would have been my first pick.
Stopped reading here
im surprised he is still alive with his vegan diet.
>The sequal turns out worse in every way
>all the based historikino we could've had from 2010 to today with all these innovations in technology
>instead it's trannies and groids twerking for HBO shows aimed at depressed junkie shitbag teens and 20somethings
*sighs civilizedly*
At least we got Chernobyl and Oppenheimer.
I'll forever seethe that we'll never get a Kurosawa-style epic adaptation of Storm Of Steel however.
Wes Anderson movie about Napoleon III would be the best
but he made France great again
I'm just saying the Belle Epoque aesthetic is perfect for Anderson
Belle Epoque was twenty years after the Second Empire
Is this shaping up to the worst portrayal of Napoleon of all time?
Fundamental misunderstanding of the man and the legend. Every line uttered by Joaquin Phoenix makes him sound he doesn't want to be there.
Napoleon wasn't a "genius stuck inside his own head"-type, which seems to be what Joaquin is going for. He had his oddball ways but he won people over quickly and was beloved by his troops, would spring into action when needed.
>He won people over
>Was literally deposed by his own citizens and parliament because he was so reviled.
People seem to think that because his army was loyal to him then the regulars were loyal too.
Nah the regular peasants were loyal to the church and Napoleans frequent arguments with the catholic church didn't look to good.
10% of the country was in the army. He was well loved.
He's probably just hamming it u for an Oscar, the whole movie looks like an Oscar bait project
for me, its the 7 hour version of the 1920s classic Napoleon
I'll be skipping every scene a woman appears
For a vastly superior experience, read Kubrick's 1969 Napoleon script and picture the Barry Lyndon cast alongisde with it
NO I WON'T BACK DOWN
ugh
>I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE UH
>THE NOOKIE
>YEAH
>SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE
sex with kirby
I'm a history buff and I'm scared to watch this movie.
why would you even subject yourself to this obvious trash?
does the trailer appear like they're trying to tell an interesting story based on the truth?
Don't watch it if you're going for that. I already know this shit is going to stink.
Watch How Do You Live? when it comes out here like I plan on doing.
I hope we see the Ottomans in Egypt, the redcoats are boring. Music choice wasn't great, doesn't fit the atmosphere of the film at all.
Virgin hover hand vs chad pussy avoider
wtf whyyyyyyy
Imagine trying to invade Russia in the freezing winter and losing 400,000 men just because some 40 year old bog flashed her hairy c**t at you.
>hairy pusy
the holy grail
Kek, do you think her lover's semen was still inside when she had Nappy eat her out?
>Another soulless, lazy cashgrab no one wanted, isnt needed, and will be overhyped and overrated massively by paid journos and moronic marvelcuvks
Shit like this is why I stopped watching anything made after 1989, Ive already got my napoleonkinos
>muh woman
die already you senile frick
the irony is she's actually a compelling character and it could have been done brilliantly
however its current year and I'm HONESTLY surprised they didn't title it
>JOESEPHINE
Josphine was a bawd, why Napoleon wanted her when he could have any woman in Europe I'll never know.
Didn't know how to recognize a harlot who is charming.
Good idea but poor execution, B-
>Ridley Scott
>born in the UK
It's ruined. They're gonna make Napolean a "bad guy"
Daily reminder that Napolean proved that the average man could apply himself and become a king.
Cucks aka Anglo homosexuals hate this since they're used to licking the boots of politicians.
>They're gonna make Napolean a "bad guy"
its much much worse than that
no it looks more like they're framing him as a depressed loser who just did whatever his wife told him to with a sad look on his face
the dude was a frickin dynamo
>no it looks more like they're framing him as a depressed loser who just did whatever his wife told him to with a sad look on his face
FRICK
>Napoleon, it's time for Austria's 4:00 dick flattening
>Yes, Josephine....
Cope and seethe, chud. Napoleon was nothing without Josephine. Napoleonic Wars was saved in the edit.
so much this
scholars say napoleon never even existed and it was joespehine in drag
it's just a pity they still have to title this thing after him, when it should be called 'Josephine: Emperess'.
How was Napoleon "average" in any way?
Don't listen to that anon. He's French and they love to pretend that Napolean wasn't an upper class foreigner.
he was a pauper who lucked into the upper crust by being talented at math at a young age and getting a scholarship
How was he a pauper when his family was nobility?
they weren't
what the frick are you talking about
his father was a mid-tier tradesmen
Quoi?
Carlo Maria Buonaparte or Charles-Marie Bonaparte (27 March 1746[1] – 24 February 1785) was a Corsican lawyer and diplomat, best known as the father of Napoleon Bonaparte and grandfather of Napoleon III.
Buonaparte served briefly as a personal assistant to revolutionary leader Pasquale Paoli, fighting with the Corsican forces against the Genoese republic.[2] With the island becoming French, Buonaparte eventually rose to become Corsica's representative to the court of Louis XVI. On 2 June 1764, he married fourteen-year-old Maria Letizia Ramolino: the Ramolinos descended from noble Lombard antecedents and were established in Corsica for 250 years.
In April 1770, the French administration created a Corsican Order of Nobility. Buonaparte became an advocate of the Superior Council of Corsica on 11 December 1769 and a Substitute Procurator of the King of France in Ajaccio in October 1770. Buonaparte already possessed the title of a "Noble Patrician of Tuscany" (Nobile Patrizio di Toscana) since 1769 by permission of the Archbishop of Pisa due to his ancestry, and had his nobility confirmed on 13 September 1771.
>citing wikipedia in current year
go back
>he can't even refute wikipedia
no u.
He'll just ignore you. French people are all arrogant and think they're hot shit
French conquered half the world. you sound like a whiney little israelite from the US, still pissing your pants that France didn't join in with your israelite war a few years ago
hows france doing now 🙂
Better than the UK, Spain, and Italy. Shame about all the Africans though.
>French conquered half the world
when? lol
incredibly recently
you uncultured sack of ugly shit
some Black folk in africa is half the world?
Umm ackshually they only controled 8.6% of the world
what a loser
edit: tahnks for the gold fellow homos
incels btfo again. more like NEPOleon.
>pauper
Mate, was nobility who grew up on an island estate. He received a top tier private education and was inducted into the military as Lieutenant because of his education and connections. Napoleon wasn't a fricking pauper.
Napolean wasnt self made, he was a promoted stooge with "humble" beginnings like Hitler
All wars are staged it is known
>All wars are staged it is known
When you realize all current US presidents are related to Anglo royalty on the king John line then you know how fricked it is.
>all current US presidents
So, one person?
Yeah that was a typo but look it up. All the presidents of the United States of America are distantly related. Yes, even Obama.
I mean yeah, no shit
eve is balding like a motherfricker. 5 head over here
>the average man
He was an aristocrat though
he was not
he literally bullied a duke into giving his family the title of a noble when he was like 15 or some shit
>thread about napoleon movie
>asian americans discuss Black personporn
I don't get it
what a fricking soulless garbage trailer honestly.
that upcoming Black person sherrif story had the most SOUL trailer so far this year
>that upcoming Black person sherrif story
Damn I didn't know they were remaking Blazing Saddles
>historical drama
>punk rock cover songs
Why does this keep happening
just be thankful its not mumble rap anon
>He doesn't know about what they did to Elvis(2022)
>Elvis 2022
I started laughing when they had that typical scene in rock movies of a loyal woman staying at home while he bangs groupies but the woman at home was his mom lol
Could be interesting
better quality
>awkward, ugly nerd gets MOGGED and KEKED for 2 1/2 hours by a rich gigachad
brutal
>barry keoghan
Weirdest looking motherfricker alive
hmm napoleon bros???
bwahahahaha
Ridle Scott has been spent since the early 00s at the most generous estimation.
Next up, Martin Scorsese's ALEXANDER, which focuses on the real genius behind his military conquests, his nurse Lanike.
People are really gonna freak when Spielberg's TRUMP releases and its all about Kushner.
Wowzers, the most recent piece of hollyisraelite goyslop that denigrates the great men and history of Europe is almost here!
Napoleon was a mumbling aspie???
he was literally so charming he talked his way into being emperor like 3 seperate times
Oh boy, I can't wait for the scene where Napolean wins a battle because he remembered how lacking his wife's clit showed that defeat in detail is important!
Also I can't wait for the scene where Napolean screws over Haitis indepence and the movie implies that it's his fault for why they're a mega shithole today.
>Napolean screws over Haitis indepence and the movie implies that it's his fault for why they're a mega shithole today.
It was literally his fault l.
The Treaty they signed made them pay France back for 200 years
>War reparations destroys countries
Huh... yea... Just like what happened to Germany and Japan and almost every other country that had to pay off a massive war debt. It's almost like Haiti's problems aren't really caused by that and are a product of bad government policy in regards to industrialisation and trade avoiding European and American expertise and models instead being a corrupt oligarchy
did they think about not signing the treaty?
that was in Charles X times
and Woodrow Wilson fricked Haiti much more
>Oh no I'm in debt better start eating mud
>I'm built different
what the frick
>I'm built different
incels suddenly love napoleon after whining about him for years. What the frick is this timeline
>whing about Napoleon for years
What were they saying? Incels generally love the great men of history..
trannies are making stuff up for (you)'s. what the frick is this timeline
>first line in the trailer
>I'M BUILT DIFFEERENT
is this kino?
>me when I see a post wall roastie’s blown out roastie
looks extremely generic and Netflix-tier
will not even torrent
Phoenix looks bored in every scene. I guess even he knew that this shit would turn out terrible.
I'm still concerned about the final product, but it's a good trailer.
>, but it's a good trailer.
SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD
SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD
BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME
REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES
AND JUST ONE MISTAKE
IS ALL IT WILL TAKE
WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES
HEEEY YA, OH HEEEY
HEEEY YA
REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES
Who is this song even about? And I like stupid pop rock, so why does it make me cringe?
It's a shitty Fall Out Boy song
Given it's from 2015 it's probably about Obama or some dumb shit
>be 150M budgeted period piece
>SINGLE REVERB PIANO NOTE
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE.... FLOOOOOOOOOOOR
>Fall Out Boy
holy shit those homosexuals are still making music not head about them since high school
Being the resident Zoomer of the board they had a huge resurgence in the mid-10s making the shittiest pop-rock sludge ever. EVERY zoomer girl had a FOB phase and it was impossible to get into any of their pants without enduring them sucking off FOB.
I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS A-RINGIN'
ROMAN CAVALRY CHOIRS ARE SINGIN'
BE MY MIRROR, MY SWORD AND SHIELD
MY MISSIONARIES IN A FOREIGN FIELD
FOR SOME REASON, I CAN'T EXPLAIN
ONCE YOU'D GONE, THERE WAS NEVER, NEVER AN HONEST WORD
AND THAT WAS WHEN I RULED THE WORLD
Gonna be an epic movie
It looks flat and ugly with performances to match. Why is Ridley Scott so terrible now?
>Why is Ridley Scott so terrible now?
he was never good to begin with and was carried by the actual talented crew around him
>youtube updating their adblock shit multiple times a day now
where is color?
see
why can't they have the top clothes and houses and the bottom colors?
because the people who work on these films have no talent or imagination
You realize nobody in Hollywood actually gives a shit about history, right?
Woah thanks bro I didn't know France had colors, I thought all the buildings in the trailer that are still standing today were blue
what were they thinking
>le blue temperature for winter battle
>le green tint for indoor
>le yellow temperature for outdoor (especially in desert)
HANG ALL COLORIST
I WISH A PAINFUL AND SLOW DEATH FOR EVERY COLOR GRADER Black person OUT THERE
I HATE DIGITAL POST PRODUCTION FILMMAKING
I HATE DIGITAL POST PRODUCTION FILMMAKING
For all the self-proclaimed Kurosawa simps there are working in Hollywood none of them seem to actually understand why his color theories worked so well
>color theories
there's no theory homosexual
you have an eye or you don't
everything that's based on practiced, try hard book learning is gay and sucks
Oh for sure, if anything having a "textbook" understanding of color is why so many movies have this awful shit in them.
I'm just saying that having a bad sense of color can break otherwise great movies and elevate otherwise mediocre movies.
>I'm just saying that having a bad sense of color can break otherwise great movies and elevate otherwise mediocre movies.
agreed 100%
what the frick does bresson have to do with theory?
he came up with 90% of what modern dorks like you think is theory off the top of his head in the moment because of the sheer weight of his talent
having a practical knowledge of basic art and design theories are extremely helpful, but if you have no intrinsic sense of aesthetics or how to achieve them effectively you end up with nApoLeOn
the map is not the territory filmschool gay
art isnt made in a void and most filmmakers were influenced by paintings and theater, and later photography, and the theory surrounding these forms. get to reading brecht, artaud, sanzo wada, etc.
most great films operate on theory
watch bresson you Black person
>most great films operate on theory
>t. another one of the hundreds of modern color correcting dipshits who keep slapping the dull mid gray LUT on everything because tEcHnIcALly iT's cOrRect
frick off
there's never been more people who were educated on theory in the film industry than now yet somehow it's light years worse than when a bunch of bros got together and tried stuff until it looked dope because of their lack of money and technology, and the amount sheer heart they put into it
It's because film has become industrialized and mass-produced like everything else, to the point to where the filmmakers and crew are mass-produced by universities, unions, and other systems in Hollywood even more so than during the Hays Code.
For all of you moronic ignorant wienersucking homosexuals.
1. Napoleon came from irrelevant and impoverished Corsican minor nobility. They were no different than some mildly wealthly bourgeoisie merchant in Paris to French nobility in terms of status.
2. His family had such shit financial situation that both him and his brother were sent to boarding schools in mainland France so his parents can cover the other kids.
3. Napoleon was stuck in junior officer rank before revolution which is a sign of not being regarded as the upper echelon of French society.
4. Napoleon had mommy because his mother was devoted and good woman so Napoleon constantly compared others to his mom and got disappointed which sparked the first flames of his hatred for woman.
5. His first sex was with a prostitute which resulted in occasional sex with different prostitutes.
6. He tried to test and measure the intelligence and common sense of those prostitutes, needless to say that all of them disappointed him which resulted in his increasing hatred of women.
7. Napoleon somehow madly falling in love was half of the reason he married Josephine. She was a part of important influential families in Paris which gave her high social status. Napoleon, the ever ladder-climber, married her for improving his own position.
8. This movie is dogshit and all of you might as well kys.
P.S. Napoleon's true love might have been that British e-girl -Betsy- in St. Helena but that's a another story.
Lmao actual French seethe monkey here
Napolean was a trust fund baby larping as "le humble man from small island"
>Baguettes live rentfree in his head
>Coping this hard
Completely buck and mind broken. Even this lad agrees with me.
SAD!
>"impoverished nobility"
boarding school is sign of privilege not poverty btw
didn't read the rest
He's moronic
napoleon got a scholarship for being gifted in math
none of you morons know anything beyond what wiki says
>Going to military school at age 9 is...LE GOOD
>Boarding school in 18th century is like my mom's boyfriend boarding school in 2023
>same gayging this hard
Buck too broken.
>frenchman projecting his insecurities about samegayging that he is himself guilty of
sad to see
>Not even attempts to refute samegayging
>Buckbroken so hard that sees everyone as a Frenchie
S A D
A
D
>still keeps pretending
it's obvious to see
Embarrassing.
>didn't read the rest
>mentions the boarding school
moron-kun...
i think he means this grill
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_Balcombe
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_Balcombe
He might have lost the most important conflict in European history, but at least he hit that 13 year old pussy.
All I can say is based.
>Napoleon's true love might have been that British e-girl -Betsy- in St. Helena
Elaborate on that
just another pin in the achievements of the good guys (Britain/England)
look forward to the finale when the good guys win
>betrays spain
>invades russia
this guy was the biggest moron
britain was the true genius during the whole war, staying back, financing other europeans to die for them, then swooping in for the ultimate win at the end
I have great expectations for it since I liked The last duel.
But it will never touch Waterloo
or Sharpe
Wait so is this in theatres or you have to watch it on Apple+ streaming app?
They make Napoleon look like he’s literally Hitler or something in the trailer. Who was this made for?
hint all these guys were literally Hitler including your beloved American generals
British and Russians most likely
Does the movie go all the way to his second exile with his relationship with the british e-girl?
i fricking love nappy kino
Was he really this mellow as he's portrayed in the trailers?
I imagine him with much more intensity, in certain moments, but otherwise cold and calculated.
he was a wild, charming boisterous man
this is abominable
yeah there's no fricking way he wasn't more charismatic, that's one of the biggest things about him, his men loved him and thus fought well.
at times in the end manning the cannons himself, his highest marshals instructing new conscripts how to load a musket in the middle of battle. etc.
riding up to the enemy formation himself, revealing his white cloth abdomin as a clear target giving the order to shoot if they want their emperor dead. all the men laying down their arms.
he took retook paris without a single shot being fired.
>heres that talented young lad i was telling you about
>blue filter over Europe
>orange filter over egypt
>blue filter dulls the colours of all the kino uniforms
its theory bro you wouldn't get it
Wtf is up with this Black Sabbath music in the trailer!? Is Napoleon gonna be the next Avenger in the new Marvel phase 4 or some shit!?