Holy fricking shit what the frick did I just watch?

Holy fricking shit what the frick did I just watch?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know. Was it Color Out Of Space like your image?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >indescribable color never before seen
    >make it pink
    What was the director thinking?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol that's why I never watched this. Why the frick would you try adapt a story about something indescribable to a visual medium
      All "lovecraftian" shit in movies misses the point entirely

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was pretty effective. A blinding unnatural shade of pink is about as close as you can get to visually representing a new color.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magenta is a nonexistent color, moron so it fits. Is all of Cinemaphile like this?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >did you know that THIS color right here that is hitting the back of your eye right now actually doesn't exist? science says so. I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you're saying it does exist?

          What is seriously up with this board?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        but i can see it with my own eyes, of course it exists
        are science nerds moronic

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If there were government grants to fund research proving the sky isn't blue, you'd see peer reviewed articles full of sophistry explaining in the most sophisticated terms why you can't trust your lying eyes. Trust the experts, you need to have faith in science and believe.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I DUN UNDERSTAN! I DUN UNDERSTAN!
            >YOU'RE LYING!
            >EVERYONE'S LYING!
            >I DUN UNDERSTANNNN!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You really think this moron word salad makes sense, don't you?
            How embarrassing.
            How pathetic.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Makes me think of when the Bogdanoffs had a paper published in a scientific journal that was just complete unintelligible nonsense and it got through the peer review process because all the academics who looked at it were too scared of exposing themself as stupid for not understanding it. Insane that people look to peer reviewed studies as if all the information is infallible and not written and reviewed by flawed people with their own shortcomings and agendas like everyone else. There's no bigger drone than someone who puts complete blind faith in that shit and they're often the same people who'll smugly call those who act off their own lived experience idiots. It's the biggest midwit trap because they're smart enough to know their own experience and intuitions aren't to be blindly trusted but still too stupid to realize scientists are just people and not infallible sources of objective information

            You really think this moron word salad makes sense, don't you?
            How embarrassing.
            How pathetic.

            You might just be dyslexic

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek I forgot about the Bodanoffs. It's not even just ego. Global warming is practically a religion and it's heresy to be critical about it. Every university has a fully bought and paid for environmental department whose entire careers and livelihood depend on being devotees. No other academics want to stick their necks out and jeopardize their careers by being critical of any of the agenda or research, safer to just keep your head down.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The sky is only blue during the day. Lots of times it's black

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black isn't a color it's the absence of color.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you could say the same thing about white, also you're a moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, white is also not a color. Also, my IQ is 137. Not overly impressive, but definitely not the IQ of a moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a semantic debate, and ultimately irrelevant seeing as other anon didn't call black a color to begin with and whether it is or isn't one has no bearing on his post

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. If the sky is black the color can't be seen. So it's still blue but you can't see it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's still blue. Just because it's too dark to see it, doesn't mean the thing that makes it blue has changed.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What about when it's red or orange or grey

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          But nothing you see exists fool. You have no idea in the space between your brain eyes and an object that it’s actually what you think you see.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should be green because green often appears white in space as the rarest color in a vacuum. A star is usually close to being a black body, give or take a few spectral lines, so its color is usually more or less the color of a black body. The color of a black body lies on the Planckian locus, this locus happens to pass through red, orange, yellow, white, and light blue areas, and one can indeed see many stars of these colors. On the other hand, it does not pass through green, indigo (dark blue) or violet areas, so stars that appear to have these colors are rare and depend on some additional optical effect.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interracial propaganda.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Holy fricking shit what the frick did I just watch?
    A cautionary tale about why you don't mix the Necronomicon with Wicca

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit propaganda.
    Alpaca milk is fricking fantastic and they're a great investment.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A crime against Lovecraft. The script, directing, and acting were all terrible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with that? He's literally going insane

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whole family dynamic was trash. Cage was throwing dramatic tantrums throughout the movie, when the daughter screwed up, when the tomatoes were foul, when the wifi wasn't working, when the alpacas had to be put down, when the car didn't start. He didn't descend into madness, he just switched dissociated and emotionless for the last few scenes.
        The movie was a mess. It was more of a family drama than a cosmic horror, but instead of a struggling family whose farm and livelihood is failing because their land has been blighted by a mysterious asteroid, it was an unlikable group that acted like annoyed strangers.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was kind of the point though? A family that's just going about life getting completely turned upside down inside out and all sorts of other shit thanks to a cosmic entity that just happens to land in their front yard. That's literally cosmic horror, realizing your normal life is nothing when there's vast vast universe out there that you don't know of and can't comprehend.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE AHHHHHHHH SAVE ME

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't just happen to land there. Watch the beginning again. It was summoned.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Way to go dumb teen girl

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The cosmic aspect was just a side show, the movie could have played out the same without it, minus the cheap effects
            >stoner kid falls down a well
            >goth wiccan daughter cuts herself
            >cancerous wife dies
            >hobby farmer from the city fails at gardening
            >wifi and cell reception problems
            Who even cares about the autistic kid, none of the family even acknowledged his existence when he was partially absorbed and still had a head crying out in pain, I guess none of the actors were informed that would be part of the CGI prop.
            It was a shitty family drama, and all the characters were horrible.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like Cage's role should have been a woman's

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely unsettling

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A mediocre Lovecraft adaptation.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's up there with The Void for Lovecraftkino.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SLAM DUNK

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cage acting his heart out in this giant piece of shit movie. He was the only one even trying.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch some Benson and Moorehead for some real Lovecraftian kino.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are these the same guys who did the void?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Annihilation is a better adaptation of Color Out of Space.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch some Benson and Moorehead for some real Lovecraftian kino.

      Patricians, I kneel.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm... That's a good interpretation. You're right.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do people tolerate Natalie Portman led movies that aren't Leon?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Contact?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is that an outsourced to india CGI bear and flashbacks to the protagonist having sex with a black person????
      >AIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME Black personMAN
      The best adaption of Color out of Space is Elden Ring

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Annihilation is a (bad) adaption of Stalker

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A mediocre lovecraft movie

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    AL
    PA
    CAS

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    An improvement over the short story. This is my least favorite lovecraft story, though it’s technically a good story, because of how depressing it is that the farmer and his family are all basically radioactively poisoned and die because the thing eats them. But the movie has

    Good
    >cute witch girl
    >cage freak outs
    >Chong hippyish out
    >lovecraftIan alien planet shown at the end so we can at least see that onscreen once
    >the wife kid

    Bad
    >you feel even worse for the family cus you get to know them and they’re not blankish slates like in the story
    >the llamas were sad
    >worst cgi with that mantis

    Too bad the director got mee toed before he could do his two other lovecraft movies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what? So we aren't getting Dunwich Horror kino?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old news fren this happened way back when metoo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >In March 2021, screenwriter Scarlett Amaris, who previously collaborated with Stanley on several projects, alleged in a blog post that she had been in an abusive relationship with him.[23] Subsequently SpectreVision, which produced Color Out of Space, announced it would no longer work with Stanley and that all future revenue from the film would be donated to anti-domestic violence charities.[24][25][26]
          holy shit, surely we will reach a point we're we'll look back and realise ending a mans career on the basis of a blog post was pure fricking insanity.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            We already know that it is insanity, but the people who make such decisions seldom realize their error.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            We already know that it is insanity, but the people who make such decisions seldom realize their error.

            >I support bad person because he make thing I like
            Just admit you don't have morals and go live in the woods as a schizo hermit.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is truly insanity. Lovecraft eat your heart out!

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah and showing the thing at the end when it comes out of the well and giving it a face was beyond fricking moronic

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it would have worked better if it randomly changed colors between scenes, only for the audience.
    Still enjoyed it though, it was fricking depressing and miserable.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not even 5 minutes into the movie
    What did they mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that young people are horny. i know what your thinking because you have a nasty fetish

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he truly was the coloured out of place

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep repeating "a color out of space"?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lovecraftian kino.

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