Holy kek
this looks like one of those series for teenagers that Nickelodeon and Disney Channel used to make back in the 2000s, not even Netflix tier
how did Marvel recline so hard?
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It will make 2 billion
more like 2 marvillion
Why stop there? This Brie Larson-led production will easily top 3 billy. James Cameron on suicide watch.
The rest will be donated to Israel.
FOUR BILLY FOR BRIE
Brie Larson is not a selling point. No one has ever watched a movie because she stars in it. This movie might be Marvels biggest flop ever.
Didn't the first Captain Marvel do extremely well?
It was sandwiched between two of the biggest movies of all time and supposed to be the Marvel Wonder Woman as well as a tie in to endgame (it wasn’t).
Now it’s following a string of mediocre shit and connected to streaming shows nobody watched and even less people enjoyed.
I see so it just got lucky and was building off of the hype of its predecessors which this newer Marvels films lacks.
That would be correct
Not because of Brie. Infinity War and Endgame hype carried that movie hard.
they had china money filling empty theaters for fake box office numbers.
Brazilian dollars
>10,028,220,221,200.00 Brazilian Reai
marvel got really popular & decided to make something for everybody
guys get their gritty violent movies, girls get this
obviously this hurts the brand since this crap is what gets made for girls - you're right - it's obviously made for 8-11 year old girls
stuff like this has no broader appeal, whereas stuff made for tween boys can be appealing if there are more serious and violent moments added in
>guys get their gritty violent movies
name me the last uh 5 gritty violent movies made by Marvel please
>marvel got really popular & decided to make something for everybody
No. That's the problem, instead of making something for everyone, they started making EVERYTHING for middle-aged feminist cat moms.
>No. That's the problem, instead of making something for everyone, they started making EVERYTHING for middle-aged feminist cat moms.
Like the sequels for Star Wars. Feminism is a fricking poison.
>marvel
>gritty violent movies
subtle lay z boy ad
Will one aging white woman be enough to carry this one?
she doesn't even look like a woman
i have more hips than her
nice "girl" power there
you probably have better ass as well (not gay, she's just extremely flat)
Is that nig supposed to be the nog from the first movie? They couldn't even get Black 007 back?
No it's a different sheboon. This one was introduced in one of the TV shows. They seriously expect casual moviegoers to sit through a season each of two separate TV shows in order to understand this new movie. Not that any of it matters since it's all worthless artless slop anyway.
a movie of them scissoring would make more money
Why is Kamala a fat Mexican? Isn’t her main selling point that she’s Muslim
I hate most Marvel movies and have never paid to watch one. However, I have already paid for a ticket for Captain Marvel knowing full well its going to be terrible because Hailee Steinfeld is rumored to have a cameo in it. I pay to watch everything she's in no matter how terrible it is because I'm in love with her. I'm most likely going to spend the majority of the film reading on my kindle and will only pay attention if she's on screen. I hate my life.
Why she’s fat and ugly and has not breasts. If I saw her in and Applebee’s I’d look right past her and probably hit on the chesty townie milf behind the bar.
She ain't even a good actress. kys simp.
Better actress than Brie at least.
>Hailee Steinfeld is rumored to have a cameo in it
Steinfeld Supremacy
Likes like a m2f troony
confirmed for homosexual
are you guys editi g the poo to be fatter every new thread? wtf happened to her? its her only job to not be fat.
That’s a product marketing mock up and not official advertising for the movie. Its literally something you would see on school binders or something
Briechads will have the last laugh, and you wienersuckers will seethe a seethe once considered unthinkable
When this flops, will you have a nice day?
Worse box office projection than Ant Man 3 and Eternals.
>recline so hard
Rogue is safe..for now.
damn wizards of waverly place has changed a lot since i was a kid