I believe that no movie with Dan Hedaya in it can be truly bad. He elevates everything he touches, like a whisper-thin shaving of black truffle. But there was only so much he was able to do to this derivative slog.
>Nightmare fuel clones scene >realizing how much WY and other parties fricked you over so much that they won't even allow you to stay dead >heartbreaking decision of putting a copycat of you to death to end it's suffering >haha, chick's stuff, amirite?
I hate Joss Whedon so fricking much.
Check out how chimpanzees muscles work. I don't remember exactly. They can develop a lot of strength for a short period of time, to the point of removing limbs of their rivals when they ape out.
I just watched Covenant for the first time last night, and holy shit I want those two hours of wasted time back. At least Resurrection was entretaining
i found a new appreciation for this movie recently. compared to prometheus, its unironically less stupid and a lot goofier and fun without any of the artsy pretentiousness of modern ridley pictures. he should literally never touch the franchise again tbh and just let other directors and writers do them
>pg 13 >cgi blood >censored Predator killings >not even proper chestburster scenes with gore >nothing that evoked the sexual/deadly horror aura that xenos had in 1, 3 and 4 >garbage cast overall except for the main girl >>>>>>Paul W S Anderson
Into the trash it goes
only good part is when the predator starts blasting aliens with his cannon
I'm surprised there hasn't been a terminator vs alien movie yet.
Stuff writes its self >skynet decides to exterminate humanity to prevent xenos from taking over the galaxy
They don't work well as theatrical movies. No one cares about them except fans and comic book nerds. The normies that go see them just endlessly shit on them no matter if it was well made or not. But it needs to constantly cater to normies to even try to make money. It needs to be like a game or some other form of media.
>pg 13 >cgi blood >censored Predator killings >not even proper chestburster scenes with gore >nothing that evoked the sexual/deadly horror aura that xenos had in 1, 3 and 4 >garbage cast overall except for the main girl >>>>>>Paul W S Anderson
Into the trash it goes
More like Aliens vs Jobbers the predators showing in the movie was absurdly embarrassing. Two thirds of them dying to a single xenomorph. The main lady was also really annoying, very much a prototype of the forced strong female protagonists of today
The sequel was way better although I still wish they set it in the future instead of the present since the colonial Marines are pretty rad
Cute production values but some shit moments, like the swimming CG bs.
I also never agreed with the character deaths. Captain and his ho were more interesting people than the morons that remained. And I never liked the hybrid design. You don't make a xeno suffering from clear Down's syndrome and pretend to call it a bigger threat.
Finding out sigourney was a nepo baby was eye opening indeed
>here's your space gun, bro
idk looks cool
kek, it looks stupid as shit. It's an uzi but they lowered the barrel several inches so it doesn't even line up with the chamber any more
>It's an uzi but they lowered the barrel several inches so it doesn't even line up with the chamber any more.
it's a space movie moron
what did they mean by this
>Get back in the oven
Ripley definitely showed Call how to explore her android body
I miss the prostitute eyeliner of the late 90s. Everything was more prostituteny
Imagine if Ripley 8 had a xeno tongue and used it to frick Call's robopussy, haha...
the aliens were wery slimy in this movie
well, they were all birthed from a clone that got mixed with human genetics
Was Gediman autistic? Or was just what no pussy does to a mf?
Bofadem
the texture looks good on camera
The slime come straight from Ripley's pussy juices
Is this the one with the Ripley clone being eternally raped to make more xenos babies?
I believe that no movie with Dan Hedaya in it can be truly bad. He elevates everything he touches, like a whisper-thin shaving of black truffle. But there was only so much he was able to do to this derivative slog.
>Nightmare fuel clones scene
>realizing how much WY and other parties fricked you over so much that they won't even allow you to stay dead
>heartbreaking decision of putting a copycat of you to death to end it's suffering
>haha, chick's stuff, amirite?
I hate Joss Whedon so fricking much.
The newborn deserved better than any movie Joss Whedon wrote dialogue for.
Truly something only a mother could love
https://voca.ro/19WyHR3E7yxT
how was this homie so fricking strong? it's literally just skin and bones
the script said it was
>it's literally just skin and bones
So is the xeno
Check out how chimpanzees muscles work. I don't remember exactly. They can develop a lot of strength for a short period of time, to the point of removing limbs of their rivals when they ape out.
Chimps are skinny manlets. I could frick one up easily.
Chimps can unironically tear your neck apart bare handed
uh-huh
The drop pod escape scene shook me as a child.
Is it better than 3 or covenant?
Not really. It's not even canon. Just a "what-if" scenario
It is canon and so are the prequels whether you like it or not.
yes, by a wide margin
I just watched Covenant for the first time last night, and holy shit I want those two hours of wasted time back. At least Resurrection was entretaining
worse than 3, better than covenant
it's the best alien movie after the OG
not comparing it to aliens obviously
Yes, way better. 3 gays will pretend bald men talking in a yellow room is high art kino but Resurrection is way more entertaining
i found a new appreciation for this movie recently. compared to prometheus, its unironically less stupid and a lot goofier and fun without any of the artsy pretentiousness of modern ridley pictures. he should literally never touch the franchise again tbh and just let other directors and writers do them
not only is it bad but it looks ugly as hell, can't stand the dirty grungy 90s sci fi look its somehow more outdated than the 80s/70s films
Sadly it's not even the worst Alien movie.
3, covenant, prometheus are way worse.
First movie is overated anyway.
Aliens vs predator was kino
It was really "meh" when I saw it in theatre. Pretty stupid overall like resurection. They managed to do worse afterwards, somehow.
I'm surprised there hasn't been a terminator vs alien movie yet.
Stuff writes its self
>skynet decides to exterminate humanity to prevent xenos from taking over the galaxy
They don't work well as theatrical movies. No one cares about them except fans and comic book nerds. The normies that go see them just endlessly shit on them no matter if it was well made or not. But it needs to constantly cater to normies to even try to make money. It needs to be like a game or some other form of media.
>They don't work well as theatrical movies.
Freddy vs Jason pulled it off. Just have to make it fun
>Freddy vs. Jason was 21 years ago
It hurts
>pg 13
>cgi blood
>censored Predator killings
>not even proper chestburster scenes with gore
>nothing that evoked the sexual/deadly horror aura that xenos had in 1, 3 and 4
>garbage cast overall except for the main girl
>>>>>>Paul W S Anderson
Into the trash it goes
only good part is when the predator starts blasting aliens with his cannon
More like Aliens vs Jobbers the predators showing in the movie was absurdly embarrassing. Two thirds of them dying to a single xenomorph. The main lady was also really annoying, very much a prototype of the forced strong female protagonists of today
The sequel was way better although I still wish they set it in the future instead of the present since the colonial Marines are pretty rad
>The sequel was way better although
It was way worse in every way possible
Cute production values but some shit moments, like the swimming CG bs.
I also never agreed with the character deaths. Captain and his ho were more interesting people than the morons that remained. And I never liked the hybrid design. You don't make a xeno suffering from clear Down's syndrome and pretend to call it a bigger threat.
Why the frick didn't he just grab the ladder?