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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldnt get through it, too boring and slow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The buildup was just right considering a second season is coming next year.
      Why should they rush things and blow their load after just a few episodes when revealing the mysteries and building up tension slowly works much better?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why complete a coherent thought when we could

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slow
      It literally isn't though. This is coming from someone who thinks Succession is boring and slow, so I probably have the Tiktok brain, but this show never felt slow or boring to me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right about Succession though anon. Give yourself more credit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the kind of poster that should be permanently banned.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we need someone to play the douchebag

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it. Definitely watching S2. Loved the dance scene.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you got hard when the old homosexuals were slurping each others tongues, licking each others tonsils.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sup, homosexuals?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the waffle party about? You get to watch people in costumes do this weird sex dance? What was that about?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lynchian nonsense and I love every second of it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't nonsense. It was clearly satirizing the way that companies "reward" their employees with meaningless gestures like pizza parties instead of improving their lives in a meaningful way (like by raising their wages). The entire show is about how workers are treated like robots instead of people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its just what the company decided on for entertainment. seems like they can't reference the outside world at all so all their left with is some interpretive dance thing. you can't show them sometthing with meaning or it might inspire them to revolt i'd imagine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a spoof but a very realistic one about working a menial cubicle job. It's like going several years without raises or reviews being given out, then upper management will treat the employees to a pizza "party," which means there will be Little Caesars and some 2 liters of soda in the breakroom from 12-2pm
      >t. former call center manager

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The innies can never have their sexual desires fulfilled because this would look bad to the outies (there's even a newspaper article about that IIRC?). But a titillating sex show would be okay, because ultimately there's no way for an outie to figure out it happened.
      Lumen leverages the innie's unfulfilled sexual desires to get them to be more productive. Simple as.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you get tired spamming this boring homosexual slop?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just finished watching it though.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    jus finished it saturday
    very kino show, cant wait for s2

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Helly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a cute

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mark will tweak the frick out when his memories merge and he suddenly loves two women.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he wouldn't be able to love a chinawoman after meeting helly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please post the webm
        You know the one

        >Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

        Your Outie is a kind person

        Hngggg take all my cummies mommy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          tfw hug available on request

          I wanna take my outtie into her innie

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really wish I didn't have Asian fever because it's such a stereotypical thing, but I just find Asian women so unbelievably hot.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes something is stereotypical to enjoy because it's objectively good compared to alternatives

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's just face blindness combined with not having real life negative experience associated with their appearance like you would with those you grew up around.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You and half of Cinemaphile it seems like.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's a fox if anything, this has been established.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Learn the lore newb!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a cute

      She is old and has resting b***h face. No thanks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a homosexual so it doesn't really mean much

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wanna do a straight-off? I bet I'd win.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            they only way you could win would be to frick a guy to prove you hated it, which is gay. so wanting to win that contest makes you gay

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have sex with females. You have sex with noone. That makes you more gay. Nothing personal kiddo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone post the ass pic
        no man can resist

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quite. https://youtu.be/xP7EvEMMUDo

    Also, Helly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I like tight asses like this more than round ghetto booty?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why do I prefer women who care about their health and fitness
        Jeez anon. I dunno

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you are white.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats you are white

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hello my Aryan brother

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A big ass is less evolved and an indication that your ancestors started walking upright more recently. Wide birthing hips are what you should be attracted to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >None of the workers tried to rape Helly.
      This show is so unrealistic.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with this b***h?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First I thought she had some secret plan to infiltrate the company to safe her dead/lost husband or whatever family member it was. It might have been her mother because I remember her contradiction herself at one point saying her mom was a devout Christian at one point and a militant atheist at another.

      After that little altar scene I honestly have no idea what the frick her deal is. After s1 she just seems like a crazy corporate climber who worships the company as an actual religion.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        At the same time she shows some actual care for Mark like an obsessed mother.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't it made clear her outie is teh boss lady and her inner is the one thats the neighbor?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's not severed

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kobel and Milcheck are the same as Ms Casey.

            Their outie died (brain dead), but the severance chip saved their lives.

            Milcheck isn't ready yet and has to stay at the office full time.

            But Kobels is an old model and closer to her original outie. Her deal is she wants to see if love can transcend severance. Because if it does, then her feelings are justified for what she's done in the name of Kier, because of Charlotte (whom ever that is)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Milcheck isn't ready yet and has to stay at the office full time.
              except that time he left the office and started the whole downward spiral?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mommy

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tfw hug available on request

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna take my outtie into her innie

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Back to your containment board.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >february 18th 2022
    feels like the first season was half a decade ago

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like ben stiller stuff but I refuse to watch anything with adam scott. He sucks so hard that even being in something for a few brief seconds immediately ruins the entire show/film. Whose fricking son is he?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a strong reaction, I don't feel that way at all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy can't even speak properly, he has some kind of speech impediment that makes him sound like a flaming homosexual doing adam sandler baby talk.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i gasped twice during the first season

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it a lot, but one issue I had with this show is the lack of true disobedience by the workers. Since they're coerced to their job, what keeps them from just saying "I refuse to work"? What keeps them from refusing to be put in a torture room, and violently resisting if they try to put them there by force? They were slaves, and actual slavery requires the use or threat of violence to prevent disobedience, but in the show that's never addressed. Is it just that the only people who would volunteer for severance were already broken, so they had no will to resist whatever they were told, and that's why the woman was more resistant?

    I also struggled with the idea that after her innie tried to kill her she'd give it control of their body again with some vague threat about torturing her if she didn't obey. What an absurdly reckless thing to do. People with a history of suicide attempts very frequently repeat it and succeed. Especially since she's dead anyway once the outie "retires" her after years of thankless drudgery. I had a hard time swallowing that. If the innie kills herself you die too, so why give her that power?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not explicitly stated but some of them like it, most have given up, only Helly is super crazed still.
      I think, based on Mark saying how he tried to kill the interviewer or whatever his first year, he was like her but gave up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got the impression that the innies are pretty much children who still need the right upbringing and are essentially being schooled.
      All they have are instincts and the subconsciousness of their outies that allows them to function like human beings.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People don't know they are slaves when it is their entire existence, see everyone in reality right now.
      This is the worst time in humanity's existence to be alive in all ways and people dedicate the most hours to survival.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to lay off the pipe, kiddo. You have no idea how privileged you are to even have indoor plumbing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This is the worst time in humanity's existence to be alive in all ways
          when I was a kid a dental X-Ray found that I had a cyst in my jaw around one of my wisdom teeth that had to be surgically removed. If I had lived in a time without modern medicine it would have gone undiscovered until it eventually became infected, then made me septic and killed me. I would have died as a child of "fever" which was very common before modern medicine. How was that better?

          congrats, now you can be productive for a full 50 years.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How hellish, clearly it's better to fricking die you stupid moronic moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is the worst time in humanity's existence to be alive in all ways
        when I was a kid a dental X-Ray found that I had a cyst in my jaw around one of my wisdom teeth that had to be surgically removed. If I had lived in a time without modern medicine it would have gone undiscovered until it eventually became infected, then made me septic and killed me. I would have died as a child of "fever" which was very common before modern medicine. How was that better?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the cultish stuff about the company founder something that merely existed inside that company, or was it meant to be something society wide?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Within the company

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mom likes the actors in this
    >we watch tv shows together sometimes
    >try to show her this
    >she's totally lost
    >can't understand that there are two sets of the same characters
    >can't follow that we're being told stories forward and backwards
    >gets none of the humor
    >none of the symbolism
    >none of the references to America's history (Ford, offshoot modern religions in America like Unitarianism, Adventists, etc)
    >she's never worked in an office so even the corporate America lambasting went over her head
    Feels bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom seems like the kind of girl who would let me pee in her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is your mom stupid?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's presented as an office but it's an allegory for schooling, with almost non-existant commentary on pharmacology which otherwise would have been the dominant theme.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shows where nothing will live up to the first season

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I didn't get was the weird orgy pancake scene. I feel like I got Lynched.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the employees can never have sex they only work. waffle party is just a code word for sex party its not that deep. there's male and female dancers present and presumably you can frick them. company probably steals the cum and makes clones or to keep Kiers alive longer or uses it in the severance devices

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Kier will never tell you he loves you

    just fricking kill me already

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the tech were avail would you sever yourself?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of the creators credited The Stanley Parable for inspiration in interviews?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally the worst Hugh budget dross I've ever seen.
    Filler, filler, filler.

    Every single episode is just a rip off of black mirror - roof, bam, kiff. The twist: sometimes the black mirror shite is set underground or set in a freezing cold town beside a river ...

    Amazing 10/10

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there supposed to be a book or something related to the show?
    Has anyone read it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nevermind, it's just some tie-in promotional thing, not an actual book.
      Starts with some in universe email from 'Daria' to 'Jim', and then contains a copy of the 'Employee Handbook'.

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