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  1. 7 months ago
    Dunkaccino

    Why didn’t Max Cady rape her right there and then?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fantastic movie,

      >rape

      she was already begging for it.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original shits all over this
    Scorsese's second worst movie

    • 7 months ago
      Dunkaccino

      KYS moron. You sound like a capeshit fan

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you have against great super hero characters like loki and captain marvel?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone should soijak this

        • 7 months ago
          Dunkaccino
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Strawman
        Pathetic

        • 7 months ago
          Dunkaccino

          Name one good reason the movie sucked. You can’t

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Robert De Niro's gaudy outfits and over-the-top performance in general. In no way did that sound like a Southern accent or a Midwestern accent or anything found in life, it was literally just De Niro making a funny voice for 90 minutes and Scorsese was too coked up to notice. Plus who would be intimidated by his character, he acted like a ridiculous ham the entire time. But you're avatargayging Dunkaccino so I'm sure you loved every cringe-inducing second

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing you said was accurate kys coping rabbi

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every word was accurate and I denounce the Talmud. Now pony up that alimony Bob, your ex-wife needs some mad money before she fricks your dead son's dealer

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Robert De Niro's gaudy outfits and over-the-top performance in general

              Literally the best thing you homosexual.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I self-identify as a pleb
                At least you're honest

            • 7 months ago
              Dunkaccino

              >The best parts of the movie is what ultimately ruined the movie
              Just admit you’re the 16 year old who got raped by Max Cady and that’s why you’re coping

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I love unbelievable horseshit in my movies
                Weird then that you're the one slamming capeshit

                KYS moron. You sound like a capeshit fan

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just keep coping

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >C-c-cooooping
                OK homosexual

                If you were making the case that the ending boat scene was not believable I would’ve agreed. A moronic hillbilly using his money to buy tacky shit is believable. If you actually payed attention you’d realize it was done intentionally to add to the character.
                TLDR: have a nice day

                If I actually "payed" attention to the scene you didn't like, I'd come to the same conclusion that I already have? Truly compelling. That's all the time I have for you today moron, enjoy your capeshit-of-the-sea

              • 7 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                >I will log off because I can’t back up my moronic claims
                Your grandmas ashes will be sprinkled on top of my cappuccino

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Get destroyed
                >Something something cappuccino

              • 7 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                I think the only thing that got destroyed here is your anus by Max Cady in prison

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Movie is good because MC stars in your gay sex fantasies
                Now it all makes sense

              • 7 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                You got a boner during the scene where Cady talks about sodomy. I got one during the school theatre scene. We are not the same

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Still with the gay sex
                Good luck coming out anon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Admit you got filtered and frick off

              • 7 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                If you were making the case that the ending boat scene was not believable I would’ve agreed. A moronic hillbilly using his money to buy tacky shit is believable. If you actually payed attention you’d realize it was done intentionally to add to the character.
                TLDR: have a nice day

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can confirm we do buy that type of stuff
                t. White trash

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scorsese makes the fatal flaw of thinking the Hays Code ruined films when in reality it made them better. Also once again miscasting as he always do. Who thinks Nick Nolte is a mild mannered father? Who thinks Robert DeNiro is a southern roughneck?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Here’s that southern white trash I was telling you about

          • 7 months ago
            sage

            BUILT FOR BBC

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine thinking you can replace based Robert Mitchum with Meet The Fockers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Strawman
      Pathetic

      Robert De Niro's gaudy outfits and over-the-top performance in general. In no way did that sound like a Southern accent or a Midwestern accent or anything found in life, it was literally just De Niro making a funny voice for 90 minutes and Scorsese was too coked up to notice. Plus who would be intimidated by his character, he acted like a ridiculous ham the entire time. But you're avatargayging Dunkaccino so I'm sure you loved every cringe-inducing second

      Every word was accurate and I denounce the Talmud. Now pony up that alimony Bob, your ex-wife needs some mad money before she fricks your dead son's dealer

      >I love unbelievable horseshit in my movies
      Weird then that you're the one slamming capeshit [...]

      This is a plebbit troony btw

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you seething so hard though

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is one of the worst films i have ever seen. Right next to Event Horizon

          he’s samegayging now

          Admit you got filtered and frick off

          don worry his dilate session starts soon

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Get a grip moron, people have different opinions. Stop white knighting this shite film

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did it really take you this long to remove the (you)?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              pseudo intellectual with shit kino takes. have a nice day with barbed wire

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat Black person shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, sir. Nancy was supposed to be a 12 yo girl and not a horse Juliette Horse Face Lewis, sir.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The original was incredible, 10/10 thriller kino in the vein of Alfred Hitchwiener

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh it's that girl whos' had half of Hollywood inside of her. Always felt bad for her dad, who was a small legend in his own time.

    • 7 months ago
      Dunkaccino

      >Oh it's that girl whos' had half of hollywood inside of her.
      BE MORE SPECIFIC RABBI

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the chick from "From dusk till dawn"?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the worst films i have ever seen. Right next to Event Horizon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normal reaction to a terrible film

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets called on samegayging
        >samegays some more
        Why are you so upset?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Every poster I don't like is the same person
          OK schizo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and? You are the same gay.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not. Believe it or not the entire world doesn't share your pleb taste in film

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure buddy

        • 7 months ago
          Dunkaccino

          I just got off the phone with DDHQ. They will be discontinuing the dunkaccino, as its replacement they will add the “AnonsTearsccino”. Keep crying little b***h

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing more cringe than De Niro's performance in the Cape Fear remake is your defense of it
            >AnonsTearsccino
            Not even Reddit would think this is funny
            You have to be at least 18 to post here btw

            • 7 months ago
              Dunkaccino

              Jesus Christ. The other anon was right you do act like a pseudo intellectual homosexual. I think the capeshit and porn ruined your brain.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking of redd*t, go back

                Eat Black person shit

                >Nothing but insults now
                So the debate is over, glad to hear we all agree that Cape Shit is warmed up garbage that should never have been made

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the debate
                You sound so fat

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just looked through the entire thread and it’s just you spewing insults.
                Talk about a strawman huh

              • 7 months ago
                Dunkaccino

                You sound mad. Frick off back to the capeshit threads and let the real men enjoy cape kino

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine thinking you can replace based Robert Mitchum with Meet The Fockers

                this guy is still samegayging btw

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Speaking of redd*t, go back

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen both and the Scorcese's is better

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DID YOU READ SEXUS YET ANON?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Sandler famously had anal sex with her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what movie anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In real life

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          got the story on it?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've watched it not so long time ago for the first time and I thought this movie is hillarious. De Niro's over the top performance combined with this unfitting music from the 60s version is funnier than the Simpson's parody of it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that it's supposed to scare you, not make you laugh at how moronic it is

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, maybe, but really who gives a shit what was the intent. All that matters is whether it was entertaining. And it was, so for me it's a good movie.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I enjoy old slasher films in much the same way, it helps if you just call it a comedy

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DeNiro was 49 in this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is 5'7" in real life. It was actually an issue onset because he's supposed to intimidate Nick Nolte who towers over him at 6'0"

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